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7/24/2025, 4:06:46 AM
>Wesker is the "cool guy" boomer (same age as Barry) with his fancy haircut and sunglasses. Not nearly as competent as the persona he projects. No one questions how he can afford a BMW on a cop's salary or his UMBRLLA vanity plate.
>Barry is a beat down family guy using STARS as an excuse to hang with the guys and get away from his overbearing wife and annoying daughters. High point in his life was making 4 touchdowns in a single game playing for Raccoon City High School.
>Enrico is like a greasy Italian Dwight Schrute. Feels his command of Bravo team is at risk and his frequent attempts to assert his authority often backfire in comedic ways.
>Kenneth is the token minority diversity hire, demonstrated by the fact that even he wonders why a backwoods SWAT team needs a biochemist.
>Forest is a mullet wearing redneck down to the Dixie belt buckle and beat up Camaro, yet is somehow a cybersecurity expert.
>Chris is smart, capable, an expert marksman, in great physical shape, but a terrible cop. Would rather pull pranks or sneak away to take a nap on the roof of the RPD than do actual case work.
>Joseph is Chris's drinking buddy and partner in crime. Chief Irons often refers to them as the Beavis and Butthead of the RPD.
>Jill and Rebecca are both young, attractive, and completely useless, as seen by their extremely valuable skillsets of "opening doors" and "carrying a first aid kit". Mainly hired for eye candy value and a little harmless workplace flirting.
>Brad is a pilot with severe anxiety problems which usually places the other members and anyone else nearby in serious danger.
>Edward is a gentle giant and loves dancing (according to Capcom). All the ladies in the RPD swoon over him, but he's either too gay or too autistic to notice.
>Richard is somewhat competent and professional compared to the rest of the team. Constantly trying and failing to get in rookie officer's pants to the amusement of everyone in the office.
>Barry is a beat down family guy using STARS as an excuse to hang with the guys and get away from his overbearing wife and annoying daughters. High point in his life was making 4 touchdowns in a single game playing for Raccoon City High School.
>Enrico is like a greasy Italian Dwight Schrute. Feels his command of Bravo team is at risk and his frequent attempts to assert his authority often backfire in comedic ways.
>Kenneth is the token minority diversity hire, demonstrated by the fact that even he wonders why a backwoods SWAT team needs a biochemist.
>Forest is a mullet wearing redneck down to the Dixie belt buckle and beat up Camaro, yet is somehow a cybersecurity expert.
>Chris is smart, capable, an expert marksman, in great physical shape, but a terrible cop. Would rather pull pranks or sneak away to take a nap on the roof of the RPD than do actual case work.
>Joseph is Chris's drinking buddy and partner in crime. Chief Irons often refers to them as the Beavis and Butthead of the RPD.
>Jill and Rebecca are both young, attractive, and completely useless, as seen by their extremely valuable skillsets of "opening doors" and "carrying a first aid kit". Mainly hired for eye candy value and a little harmless workplace flirting.
>Brad is a pilot with severe anxiety problems which usually places the other members and anyone else nearby in serious danger.
>Edward is a gentle giant and loves dancing (according to Capcom). All the ladies in the RPD swoon over him, but he's either too gay or too autistic to notice.
>Richard is somewhat competent and professional compared to the rest of the team. Constantly trying and failing to get in rookie officer's pants to the amusement of everyone in the office.
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