It's too hot...I can't even sit and read in the shade...
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A nearby lake, nestled beside a tiny mountain town undisturbed by tourists. He can relax in the shallows and watch the tadpoles dart around him, or venture out into the gently rolling waves and let them rock him into a quiet, drowsy daze.
Or he can sit on the beach and scarf down an enormous hoagie. But he'll need to watch out for geese. Geese are greedy bullies.
I really like that lake, I have made this exact post before, jeez.