>Link is 16 and likely one of those nu gens who only ever played BOTW and know of no other Zelda games
>Princess Zelda is older woman
>Romance likely won't happen as is also the case in the games, however, room is still left for shipping
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING GRANTING OTHERS MY UNFULFILLED TEENAGE FANTASIES