Psa: They didn't have smartphones, (they didn't exist, also Renee definitely wouldn't have bothered to get Ashley even just a Ladybug)
They would have used at most Myspace, and that's probably pushing it
Ashley would have tried to have been a camgirl, not some onlyfans whore
They don't give a fuck about whatever retarded shitball team you like
They didn't even own a computer
Andrew's sexual awakening came from a playboy issue left in some park
He made under 2 usd an hour in his Europoor pre-Euro worthless currency in highschool
He made under 5 usd in worthless currency an hour after highschool
He hasn't driven in 2 years
They know how to use rotary phones
They have never even seen an air-conditioner
They dine-out at local cafes and restraunts, not at your favorite fast food slop
They're either ambivalent to, or outright are hostile to America
They don't drink energy drinks
Andrew read way more than you as a kid
He was outside way more than you as a kid
And of course, YOU are NOT Andrew