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Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/
# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245
# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985
# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI
Previous thread:
>>528372164
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
ANDY POSTED TOO MANY IMAGES LAST THREAD!!
Such a intense discussion!
>>528537031Too much Andrew aura farming
Oh my god are there people trying to unironically argue that Nemlei never intended for the siblings to become a couple and is just pandering to fans? She literally drew ship art seperate from the game in the devlogs of them. Everything about their character interactions since episode 1 is written like a romance story.
>>528537180Best to ignore it.
>>528537180>are there people trying to unironically argue that Nemlei never intended for the siblings to become a couple and is just pandering to fans?No, literally no one said this. No one never even implied this in these threads. But the fact you're still trying to move that discussion here tells me the (You) notification dopamine hit is what you truly crave.
>>528537380k bud keep us posted
>>528537437I'm not your boyfriend nor part of your discord
Lovers
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Lest we forget.
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HEY NEM-NEMS
https://fngames.io/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley
https://dordle.online/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley
>>528537554>doesn't know InkyHow new are you?
>>528537601Not what you claimed to be, maybe if you developed basic reading comprehension you would realize this
How the fuck do people still fall for this bait? Is it the newfaggotry? How the hell do you guys never fucking learn?
>>528537746Okay so why are you bringing up Nemlei supposedly pandering to fans then?
>>528537713I wonder, what licence was the itch version released under?
>>528537727I'm here since the /v/ threads, i'm just not updated on your off topic meta discord drama as i left as soon as these threads became ERP ground during the drought post-chapter 2
>>528537832Because A) you said devs should never listen to fans and B) chapter 3 felt more smutty than normal and i believe it was due that. It was never implied Andrew and Ashley only exists as fanservice, it's literally the plot of the game, retard.
>>528537713The fuck I'm playing coffin on mobile now??
>>528537956Okay you're being retarded and thinking anyone that responds to you is the same person. Nowhere did I say anything about the devs should never listen to fans.
Also what the fuck is fanservice about chapter 3? It makes sense for the siblings to get more intimate with each other as they become more self aware of their relationship.
>>528537956Not even knowing about Inky means you've been barely here. Go back to wherever you were fucking around at all this time.
>>528538152>>528538206Bro, you're arguing with a brick wall. It's bait, it's literally bait, it shows up all the fucking time in the exact same pattern with the same shit. Stop being retarded.
Will we get the census results this thread?
>>528538206>nooo you must know my namefag instead of discussing about the actual game>>528538265>its le bait if you dont know who my namefag isfuck off, you're the one that brought this discussion from the last thread for no fucking reason
Same pattern every time. Unbroken.
>>528538152Okay I'll add something else to this. Back in chapter 2 Ashley gets playful with Andrew and bites his check, was that not fanservice. A lot of the moments like that are there to establish that despite the shit they put each other through they still love each other.
>>528538152Inky has been a staple of /calg/ culture since before we even moved to /vg/. You are from Reddit.
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>>528537956>InkyInk>post-chapter 2
>>528538265Wow, Nemlei! You're so cool! I wanna smoke too!
>>528538541Congratulations on figuring out you're getting trolled and that you're still feeding him.
>>528538575Smoke crack.
>>528538541>Inky has been a staple of /calg/ culture since before we even moved to /vg/.Unironically literally who
these baits are worse and worse
Hunk
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Alvin 1
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>when /calg/ needed him most
>a hero returned
I'm here since before the sharty raid and i actually have no idea who inkyink is, i really dont remember that guy ever being discussed in these threads or why it should be relevant to know who a gay essay youtuber must be
>>528538689>worse and worseIt's the same bait every time, it demonstrably can't get worse because it doesn't ever change. In fact, the response to it hasn't changed either because there's always one or two retards who literally can't NOT respond ad-infinitum, and then there's at least one retard like me who tries in vain to get them to shut the fuck up.
>>528538664LURK FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
>>528538689This one is actually kinda funny, especially now with him thinking Inky is some namefag from here lol
Too much bait ITT already
>>528538881Well then, give me something to talk about!
Kiss
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>>528539008Everyone post your reactions when this happened
>>528539008he can only call any kind of constructive criticism of the game ''bait''
>>528538360...Not for another week maybe. Making the fact sheet is gonna take a bit and I'm still slightly miffed about the turnout
>>528539121unironically this
>>528537914All rights reserved. What else did you expect?
ALL I WANTED WAS (YOUUUUUUUU)S
Thought it fits well with the (You) gathering scheme going on rn
https://youtu.be/LTEZm5AYslw?feature=shared
>>528538541In retrospect, it's really funny that after all this time we never did get a release date for chapter 3. Every damn devlog there was atleast someone who hoped this one would be the one, but alas no cigar. I've now accepted that every chapter from nkw on will do the same. Also, if anyone thinks the bait suck now, atleast the discord shotacons aren't around anymore from earlier last-year. Those lards are thankfully gone now.
>>528539121Legit jumped and clapped my feet in the middle of the night.
>>528539309WRONG FUCKING SONG SHIT
https://youtu.be/W7nmB20qJv4?feature=shared
>>528539121Kissed my sister in example of the game, of course.
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>>528539527>clapped my feet
>>528539121Kicking my feet and giggling.
>>528539321There's a difference between bait and virulent autism. Speak not of such things, leave them to the dustbins of history lest they return. We've already seen smoke on the horizon before.
>>528539954Nigga's a fucking fish
I just woke up from a dream where a new chapter came out, and I was amazed at Kit9 for coding a fully-animated Ashley rape minigame. It was Live2D and mouse-guided; I remember pointing the cursor at Ashley's nipple and Andrew would suck on it, or shaking the cursor at her pussy to finger her. The outcome of the minigame would also determine how the story branches off, hence you needed to fuck her right to get the specific route you wanted. Props to Nemlei for providing the 2D layers too, it was seriously impressive stuff. Pic unrelated.
>>528540297You need to be in a psyche ward. Not to be treated, but to be studied.
>>528540297Someone make this real NOW. Accurate art style too or I don't want it
>>528540297should be a feature
>>528540297You need Jesus my dude.
>>528537914>>528539303Hold on. It appears the Itch-era players retain a license to this day that allows them to "reproduce, distribute, display and perform [TCoA&L Chapter 1] as permitted through the functionality of [Itch]".
Get fucked, Nems, I'm going to take advantage of the functionalities of Itch, and you can't stop me through legal methods!
What the fuck is the "functionality of the Service" anyway? Does this mean I can reupload the game?
>>528540297>tfw someone actually made an porn animation of Coffin but it's of Andrew fucking Renee instead of Ashley
>>528540471He needs the Big Unknown.
>>528540530>as permitted through the functionality of the serviceI assume it is no longer permitted since the game's been taken off itch.
>>528540640>God damn dude, you're really fucked up. I don't have the time, energy, or power to fix your shit. Peace, nigga.
which one of you niggas is on /pol/ using Renee as a reaction image?
>>528540696Nuh uh
>Users shall retain a license to this content even after the content is removed from the Service.
>>528540837Holy shit....I am going to develop a new operating system: GNU/Coffin.
Fact: Lynn has the voice of Mike Matei, Nemlei confirmed.
>>528540947Okay but you can only do it through the functionalities of Itch.
>>528540819Ain't no real full time honest-to-god /calg/ger is doing that (unless they're a true Renee-Douglas enjoyer)
>>528540996Does that mean?
>>528541107You have to distribute your OS on Itch.
>>528540863>Chudley and a wholesome Hitlerino dadReally warms the heart.
>>528541107>Does that mean?WHAT does that mean. FUCK
>>528541162Is that what "as permitted through the functionality of the Service" entails? I thought it meant that the service provides terms under which you may distribute it anywhere. Well shit, fine, I'll host GNU/Coffin on itch.io just to be safe.
>>528540958Imagine an AVGN episode where the nerd runs into Andrew (portrayed by Mike Matei)
>>528540604And that's a good thing!
>>528541328>Is that what "as permitted through the functionality of the Service" entails?NTA but the "perpetual license" is "permitted through the functionality of the Service". Which means that whatever you want to do is conditional on it being through the Service
>>528540863Andrew, like the commie he is, will have to rape-correct his aryan princess sister-wife.
>>528541626What do you guys think GNU/Coffin should be like? Though I guess CoffinOS would be a better name.
>>528541796Why is the soup all jay peg'd out?
>>528541959It's censored, implying her cooking is so bad as to be obscene.
>>528537669>constantly antagonizes and disrespects him>claims they're in a love storyAshley does NOT deserve happiness
>>528542128Thanks, Peter!
Ben
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>>528537669Sorry, as a what? A love story? Come on, Ashley! This isn't a fucking love story. It's a fucking fuck story. It's about animal lusts and earth and dirt and fluids, not love, art, companionship, all that rubbish. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is so obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces as an ode to dark passions and a kind of savage rhapsody.
>>528541898GNU/Coffin or CoffinOS as it's colloquially known, takes an organic approach to bringing home computing to the Coffin fanbase much in the same way LfN has attempted to bridge the gap in computing prowess in the esteemed African-American scholarly communities. The startup music will be Twisted Clowns, to set the nervous user immediately at ease. There is no console or GUI, once the OS fully boots it automatically launches The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. The main menu has an additional shutdown function when the user wishes to turn off their computer. Additionally, the OS will feature and advanced AI called Nemmies that will ask the user if they wish for the AI to solve the puzzle for them, focus-testing has shown this feature goes over very will with the more mentally retarded.
What did she print out?
https://x.com/Toto4444_/status/1937139436166209726
>>528542493Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here??
>>528542742anon, why are you saving the thumbnail instead of the picture
>>528542730It's a Peep Show reference. Am I the only one?
>>528542557A schizographic 90s webpage about how masturbating will make your pp fall off.
>>528542534I think there should be a browser called Sisterfox. The homepage should be https://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=calg%2F without any option to change it.
>>528542557Her deepest fantasies, such as pic related
>>528542947ashley thinks eating pussy is literal
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>>528542947>deepest fantasiesI read that as "deepthroat fantasies" God I wish I wasn't such a pervert
>>528542742Oh, sure, they're cute now! Just wait until your sistercat grows up, let's see how cute she is when she's clawing up the furniture and climbing over you because she's in heat and wants your dick.
>>528542534>Additionally, the OS will feature and advanced AI called Nemmies that will ask the user if they wish for the AI to solve the puzzle for themBold of you to assume an AI could solve the "Crossing the Neighbor's balcony" puzzle.
>>528541508Sorry, no time to have Mike cameo in a modern episode, It will be James sitting on the couch and never getting up. He'll unironically call it a roaming-horror game, and keep making a D: face and say "what kind of game is this!?" every two minutes.
>>528542742>>528543206I should've spayed her when I had the chance
>>528543340Bold of you to assume the AI isn't a severely autistic Russian dude playing the game for you.
>>528543202>her deepthroat fantasiesShe drew those too, see pic related
>>528543505Training your sister's gag reflex is a wholesome sibling activity that really helps you bond with each other.
Ashley is pure and has a middle schooler knowledge about sex
>>528543601I know... Fanart with painted finger nails, ugh.
>>528543505No homo but I actually feel like sucking cock would be way more enjoyable than eating pussy
>>528543640why is ashley naked
>>528543892>no homo>proceeds to say literally the gayest thing imaginable
>>528543782That was until she developed her Delphic porn addiction
>>528543957Andrew stripped her of course
>>528543892This was in fact very homo
>>528539121My sister's jaw dropped when we saw this scene
>>528543961>>528544249It's not THAT gay! I don't like men. I like girls, I just think having my throat stuffed would feel better than licking a vagina.
>>528544407You are NOT beating the allegations!
>>528541508Also, pp be big.
>>528544407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>528544445>>528544482I'm just gonna stop because this is leading to "I wish girls had cocks" which is bringing us back to the futa conversation from a few threads ago. And I don't want to go back there
>>528544047I can't imagine watching porn with somebody else. I mean I barely watch porn in general, but it just seems like it would be insanely awkward. If I wanted to get in the mood to aggressively cuddle in the nude, I'd look at HER, not some random washed-up floozie on the screen.
>>528544832I wish I had a cute friend to watch porn with
>>528544832I can't understand either, but I'm not surprised at anything relating to porn in the modern floozie age anymore.
Reminder that some people in this thread unironically think this.
>>528544832its probably a variation of cuck fetish
Ahhhhh
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>>528543505STOP PAINTING HIS NAILS
>>528545056>jerking off with a buddy is cuckoldingNOT EVERYTHING IS PART OF YOUR FETISH
>>528544832I personally wouldn't like seeing my gf getting off to other men naked
>>528545270God damn I want to suck Julia's cock
>>528545237Not him but watching other people fuck while you can fuck each other itself alone is weird and I can see the correlations with cuck fetishism or voyeurism.
>>528545029I liked Chapter 3 a lot, if I had to pick a complaint I would say that the Bitch in a Box ending was the worst in terms of it making me feel nothing.. Andrew's dark obsession with Ashley, the buildup to SnS wrenching my gut, the depressing faux-happiness of SPLAT were all top-tier.
>>528545270It could be lesbian porn and I would still find it weird. I don't know, maybe I'm the odd duck because I barely consume porn in general and don't really *get* it, but if I was going to watch it it'd be for the purpose of cranking my meat. If I wanted to get in the mood for sibling activities I'd just play Monopoly with her or something.
>tfw /calg/ is full of fake perverts
Where are my Thiubros? I fap twice a day, minimum
>>528545576Anders, you know better than to bite your sister's finger off.
I do wonder who the oldest anons in the thread are, and honestly who the oldest fans are in general.Seeing as Nemlei is a millenial in her thirties, there's bound to be someone in her age range here. The oldest fan I can think of anyways has to be Doom Prophet, probably no younger than his early thirties, likely older.
>>528545468>It could be lesbian pornit would still be awkward imo, i would rather watch something that sets her off than actual porn
>>528545980>enough blood to stain his clothesI just noticed this. Jesus, how hard did he hit her?
>>528545817i'M oNe Th0usanD aNd two hUndreD nIneTy fiVe.
She even has black hair and pink eyes https://files.catbox.moe/e7b4hi.mp4
>>528545653Same here. Once in the morning, once before bed has been my routine since like, freshman year of high school.
Get in!
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>>528546120Narrator says he hits her over and over unnecessarily even when she's already dead. And he still comes back to check her pulse lmao.
>>528546320Is that not from when he beats Ashley? It's been a while since I last played
>>528545653i do it 5 times at the very least, you're the fake one
>>528546381It's from the Lady kill vision
>>528546475Oh, derp. My bad
>>528545980Andrew, I understand if you still want to use the hashed filenames, but we have clean ones now! Be a good brother and clean up that 89b94fa93ec18a6f would you?
>>528546320>Missed the scene in Cliffhanger where they have sex and Andrew hits Ashley's pelvis with his crotch and takes her virginity so hard blood spatters all over himDid you even play the game?
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>>528546568The mental image of that makes me imagine it spraying out like a Kurosawa film lmao
>>528546558But I stole the assets the first week Episode 3 came out and don't want to download again and replace them all! Plus I've been used to searching for images so often I practically memorized the order of the busts. That's an important skill, right??
>>528546915Ashley, i...
>*kisses her forehead*
>>528546428Ummm actually anon...close but not quite!
CoffinOS
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>>528547461>downloading an OS from 4chan
>>528547461I fucking love it. Good mockup, anon.
>>528547146Ugh, fine. Where is the link to the clean ones? I thought it was supposed to be in the OP or something. Someone give me a link.
>>528547616There you go nightmare
https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/file
https://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip
>>528547896Let it be known that I DO NOT like this image
>>528547461Only if it uses Wayland
>>528547461Fortnite doesnt run on Linux
>>528548219Good riddance.
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>>528547180>millennial girl into coffin
>>528547616When I first saw this sprite, I noticed the thicker eyebrows and got excited thinking Nemlei made Teenshley's eyebrows thicker because she hadn't yet learned how to do her eyebrows properly at the time, but unfortunately Nems is a hack™ and she didn't make the rest of the sprites like that. That would've been very cute though.
>>528548261Fortnite not only its a fun game but i also play it with my sister and brother
>>528547765Young love is so cute
>>528548561Let me guess. You need more?
nemlei will collab with fortnite and linuxfags will miss out
Devlog in 2 more weeks. Also! Future releases will target CoffinOS only and require KAC (Kit9 Anti-Cheat). Leaving the game window to look up puzzle walkthroughs will result in automatic rm -rf /
>>528549215>rm -rf /Don't do this it creates mustard gas
>>528549323That's why Nems is doing it anon
>>528547835Boo, it's too easy now..
>>528549215>KAC (Kit9 Anti-Cheat).Can Kit9 be outsued by Reed Knight, Jr?
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>>528536946 (OP)The boffin of bandy and beyblade
>>528549050That is actually a non-zero possibility
>>528549837It's actually higher than zero considering they are putting indie games in like https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=12411
>>528549215>read user manual>it's just a fact sheet about why inbreeding is safe
>>528550256Stoes, if you will
Was playing this again today. Was surprisingly hot, despite being terribly written.
>>528547461Fuck yes I would
>>528550956If it isn't A Ren'Py Game, my favourite
CoffinOS is the only true Linux distribution, as the Linux kernel itself comes from Finland. No other Linux desktop but CoffinOS can claim to be 100% Finnish!
How can a brother leave to fuck his slut floozie girlfriend, when the sister pulls one of these?
>>528551474I don't speak whatever fucking language that is, but god sisters are so fucking cute.
>>528551474The vision about Andrew teaching vietnamese to Ashley was so random
I always appreciate seeing Ashley with a baby bump.
>>528551313>playing Coffin>on CoffinOS>while living in a cramped apartment in Finland>while snacking on some soup, canned tomatoes and oat cookies>finish Burial for the 847th time>decide to browse /calg/ for a bit>see a cute image>download it to your harddrive >the 2nd petabyte of tcoaal fanart/incest porn causes your computer to burst into flames>sadness>you decide to go out on the patio and smoke a cigarettesounds comfy
>>528551751Oh shit yeah she looks pregnant there
But isn't she showing the youngest daughter the newborn twins? Is she pregnant to the fifth child then?
>>528552017She's showing her a book about siblinghood
>>528552017>But isn't she showing the youngest daughter the newborn twins?No, on the left is Audrey when she was younger and Ashley was pregnant with the twins
>>528552090I hope the implication isnt Ashley grooming her daughter to fuck her brother
>>528552090>Ashley telling her eldest daughter "That's just how it is when you have a sibling."And the cycle continues... Bravo Nemlei
>close census
>fast /calg/ returns
D-d-do you want me to reopen it for just a bit?
>>528551751Still the best future family fan portrait
>>528538037when will my tablet return from war
>>528537713YAR HAR how the fuck do you play this without a keyboard there is no backspace
>>528552336She won't have to groom them. The Graves naturally keep it in the family. In fact, they amplified their incest genetics in their children by inbreeding in the first place. Trust the plan.
>>528552512>2 girls>2 boysThe artist knew what they were doing come on now
>>528552954>>528553125the fanfic lore is that the older one hates the idea of incest and the younger one hates the older sister cause the twins are obsessed with her
>>528552954CofFinnish scientists in the future will call this "The Graves effect". The Graves family- who's the ruling elite of CofFinland, will pay gorillions of dollars to spread Delphic propaganda and normalize and popularize insenctse.
>>528552954Bratty brother requires correction
>>528552954>they amplified their incest genetics in their children by inbreeding in the first placethats what causes defective offsprings tho
>>528553417Not in a selective environment it does not! Not to mention demon fuckery will tip the odds in a better genetic combinations favour. I said trust the plan!
>>528550708Yes? Hello, anon! Please don't ask for more feet pics.
>>528553583its true
>>528553590>Not in a selective environment it does not!are you implying post-birth abortions?
>Not to mention demon fuckery will tip the odds in a better genetic combinations favourthey need to get rid of the demons though
>>528548509too bad she cant have children anymore
>>528553767We talked about this 6 million times already. But natural selection purges deleterious genes etc etc, however you want to take it. It's not necessarily inbreeding itself that causes the defects, it's the genes and the environment that effects them (as always).
>>528537713Those are just the demo versions of the game. Which was technically free on Steam at one point.
>>528553737No! I wanna hold your hand, I haven't been the same man since I saw you coming in.
>>528553417The plural of "offspring" is still "offspring", so you're wrong by default. Check m8 librul.
>>528553767Recessive genes aren't bad. Blue eyes are recessive, for instance.
>post-birth abortionsNo, but any retarded ones will exit the gene pool by failing to mate.
>>528554496>Recessive genes aren't bad. Blue eyes are recessive, for instance.Huntington's Disease is dominant too
>>528554160LET'S HAVE A TOAST TO THE GIRL IN 341
>>528553893My mother had me at 40
>>528555671Ah, that's why you're posting in /calg/.
>>528555671and that's why you're here. I know one guy who's mother birthed him at 40. he's ugly and awkward
Weird thing I've noticed: The older the parents conceive, the naturally older their children look. My oldest sibling looks young as shit, even still. Meanwhile I look like I'm in my mid 30s... and have since I was like 25
Are you sure Andy and Leyley aren't american? They totally fit the stereotype of white trailer trash
>>528540297You know, I've actually been considering coding a game and I like your ideas.
>>528558290I FUCKING LOVE GIRLFEET
>>528553737I'm not the one who asked for feet pics, I swear on my life! I wanted to smalltalk about how your day's been and ask if you wanted some coffee! We'd then go out for coffee where I'd gleefully listen to you ramble about 25yo video games; in turn, I'd reminisce about a YTP from 2008, exciting you with confirmation that I'm not a poseur after all, thus inspiring within you the courage to show me the yaoi fanfiction you wrote in 2008; you'd be a little shy sharing that sorta stuff, but I'd dutifully read it and tell you your fanfiction was pretty good but that we could make it a little less fictional (and less gay). Then you'd blush, paralysed with emotion and confused; you'd tell me there's no way I'd be interested in such a young man would be interested in you, but I'd gently grab your hands and tell you I've been chasing you in my dreams my whole life...But then I remembered 4chan is a website that doesn't serve coffee ;_;
>>528560529>Ye I kno it's prolly kannon and shieeetNegrified America.. We wuz a nice country once.
>>528553737I'm not the one who asked for feet pics, I swear on my life! I wanted to smalltalk about how your day's been and ask if you wanted some coffee! We'd then go out for coffee where I'd gleefully listen to you ramble about 25yo video games; in turn, I'd reminisce about a YTP from 2008, exciting you with confirmation that I'm not a poseur after all, thus inspiring within you the courage to show me the yaoi fanfiction you wrote in 2008; you'd be a little shy sharing that sorta stuff, but I'd dutifully read it and tell you your fanfiction was pretty good but that we could make it a little less fictional (and less gay). Then you'd blush, paralysed with emotion and confusion; you'd tell me there's NO way such a young man would be interested in you, but I'd gently grab your hands and tell you I've been chasing you in my dreams my whole life...But then I remembered 4chan is a website that doesn't serve coffee ;_;
>>528560836Is this a pasta?
>>528560529IIRC, it was Euros who said the suburban layout of where the parents live is super American
>>528561069NO! I WROTE IT WITH CHEST! AND HAD TO CORRECT AN ERROR! Do you wanna go out for coffee?
>>528560529>>528561019are you retarded
>posting a screencap of a reddit screencapyou are retarded
>>528560529>>528561127What is European layout like?
This general is mentally ill, i mean it
>>528561127Scandinavia is different from the rest of poorope
andrew and ashley graves, truly scandinavian names
>>528561069...So you don't want a coffee?
>>528557989Trailer trash is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>528562196Listen, Nemlei's word is law. If she's they're in a fictional north-European country, that is what it is.
>>528562196They are jewish
>>528561962How so? And aren't Andrew and Ashley Finnish?
>>528562593>Trailer trash is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.They always know how to have most fun!
>>528542128Peter, is it true that Andrew and Ashley could potentially conceive a child that is perfectly healthy?
>>528562606Nobody in the game acts jewish except LU.
>>528562196English names are fashionable all around the world
>>528562593I know they are from a fictional north-European country, but i also cant blame people for thinking some elements look american because they are. Unlike the autismos having a meltdown above
>>528562691Renee seems to be quite greedy and selfish though...
>>528562676Finland is in Scandinavia
>>528562593>>528562676>meth addicted chimp retards are goodthey are just slightly better than joggers
>>528562680Why yes, Stewie. In fact, it's not just possible, it's entirely likely. Ya see, Stewie, the notion that incest produces defective children is based upon cultural prejudices dated back centuries, millennia even. "But Peter," you ask, "surely doctors and geneticists wouldn't *lie* to us about incest being bad, would they?" You'd be amazed at how incestuous the medical community is, Stewie. Thing is, nobody wants to do the proper research on a "solved problem," there's no profit in that, so if the results of the scientific journals they cite are faulty due to bad or biased research, nobody is going to question the validity of it when at best it would encourage behavior they personally find reprehensible.
>>528563172I feel safer in a trailer park than any given neighborhood in Chicago that doesn't have gates.
I remember this reen, it was really fun. I wish Nemlei (pbuh) put something like this in an optional dialogue when they were teenagers or something.
>>528561937So is every general on this site
You have to be mentally ill to circle jerk a topic ad-infinitum
>>528561937How many more times are you gonna say this
>>528561937Bite your siblings
>>528542296You have never been truly in love.
>>528561032>>528561284>>528562223Awww, I'll have to pass on the coffee, sweet anon. I'm actually already married, but don't worry, you'll find another nice girl to take out.
>>528564327New ritualposting just dropped by guys
>>528561032Take your ass back to /soc/ we're not having this again after 2 years
>>528564827Come to think of it, I can't think of any instance of this beautiful sprite being used. Not even one. Where does it show up?
>>528565537>I can't think of any instance of this beautiful sprite being used.Good.
>>528565537After Andrew kabedons Ashley in episode 1 they laugh it off and Ashley smiles like that.
>>528561937The whole website is mentally ill
>>528565537It's used in the basement and the tower when Ashley asks for a hug
>>528565775This. We're all a happy family of freaks, nothing to be ashamed of.
>>528564405In the sensitive spots
>>528566693If only the actual cartoon was this hot
>>528566693Pincest was my entry drug
>>528566693I hate my sister, she twisted my nipple out of nowhere a few years back and it fucking hurt so much, and then she had the gall to tell me I can't twist HER nipple because she's a woman.
>>528563409To expand on my post a bit, one of the things I want to bring up is the 1971 study on incest, known as the Prague Study published in the Acta Chirurgiae Plasticae, which is famously cited as an example of the deleterious effects of incest. Of the 29 children examined as having come from brother-sister and father-daughter incest, 20 of them expressed congenital abnormalities with four directly linked to recessive alleles. There are two major biases to address with this: First, the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues. This could skew the sample toward those with visible abnormalities, inflating the reported rate of defects (20 out of 29, or ~69%). Children without issues might have been less likely to come to medical attention, especially in a context with limited genetic screening. Second, The small sample size (29 children) limits generalizability. Incestuous births are rare, and the study likely drew from a specific region or hospital, which may not represent a broader population. The methodology itself is equally flawed, as genetic testing in this era was extremely rudimentary and may have misattributed defects arising from environmental teratogens or non-recessive genetic issues to inbreeding. Secondly, the study didn't compare outcomes to a control group of non-incestuous births from similar backgrounds.
>>528565694That's this one
>>528564715, which is used plenty. I wish there were more instances of the smile one.
>>528565892I haven't memorized Episode 3 yet, damnit...
>>528567290this just sounds like cope, like trannies saying kids should get hormones
>>528564715>I'm actually already married,nta but HUSSY DETECTED! OUTBREEDER!
>>528567290>First, the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues.This is the kicker. Siblings who consensuslky fucked and produced a healthy child aren't going to tell the world that they conceived, nor will anybody suspect the uncle Pete of actually being the father.
>>528567806That doesnt make sense, genes doesn't care about consensual sex or not
>>528567290>the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues.Things like this are so common in scientific circles it's insane. Modern academia is a fucking joke.
>>528567542You didn't read shit and you should make sure to inbreed so that your retarded genes don't contaminate the rest of the gene pool.
>>528567919If you get raped then you're probably going to tell someone you got raped, which will make it obvious that your child is the product of inbreeding. If you consensually had sex with your sibling however, telling the world would be confessing to a felony; hence, you are not going to tell the world you fucked your sibling, and the world will not suspect your healthy child of being inbred.
This affects sample selection for studies.
>>528568180Pic related is you anon
>>528564715You had me ask my own wife if she was posting here just now.
>>528568180>you are not going to tell the world you fucked your sibling, and the world will not suspect your healthy child of being inbred. But you're implying the study is biased for having defective children because the kids were all products of rape or whatnot. It doesnt make sense imo, since consensual or not the kids should be healthy or unhealthy on the same amount.
>>528565775>>528566145>The whole website is mentally ill>We're all a happy family of freaksWe're like the Chainsaw Massacre family. Speaking of, would Andrew and Leyley get along with them?
>>528567919No, you're not paying attention. The samples are taken over a know population with said genetical defects, but the healthy offsprings are secluded from these studies because incestuous couples tend to keep to themselves. Incest is illegal in the majority of places on earth, it makes sense that they only took samples from generations that carry over health defects from some hell hole (First, these anomalies could present themselves in non-related couples, and second, it's important to take in consideration that people fall into having kids at the edge of menopause and pay for it). Also, there is the simple possibility that it's all made up to sell a narrative and there is not even a single one trustworthy study ever.
>>528568532>incest cannibalsprobably not though
>>528567290To provide an example of the absolute risk of any given sibling pair, we can take something like cystic fibrosis as an example (~1 in 2500 rate of carrying). In order for consanguineous incest to play a factor in the expression of a recessive trait, it must be present in both parents. If one of the parents is a carrier for the allele, this puts it at a roughly 0.0025% odds both children will inherit the trait, with a 25% chance of the trait manifesting in their child, this puts the absolute risk at ~0.000625% that a randomly selected sibling pair would have a child manifesting cystic fibrosis. Obviously some populations have higher risks of certain diseases than others (~1 in 30 ashkenazi jews are carriers for Tay-Sachs, for example) which sharply increases these odds, but ultimately it's a numbers game and genetic screening further reduces this risk.
>>528568416Anon, the point is that if you CAN keep the fact your child is inbred a secret, you WILL keep it a secret. And if your child is fucking retarded, you can't keep it a secret. It's not about rape specifically.
That affects sample selection for studies.
>>528568564>The samples are taken over a know population with said genetical defects, but the healthy offsprings are secluded from these studies because incestuous couples tend to keep to themselvesI don't understand this
What is the difference between couples that keep to themselves and the ones that got outted due rape?
I am NOT reading all these words
>>528568948You shouldn't, one of them is deliberately acting daft
>>528568903The difference is that sibling couples who produce healthy children are invisible to the study. This increases the proportion of retarded children in the sample.
>>528568903Are you serious?
>>528568903>What is the difference between couples that keep to themselves and the ones that got outted due rape?Anon, the point isn't just rape. If you're studying the results of an incestuous pairing, something brought that child or pairing to somebody's attention. Rape is one thing that could have put them on the radar, the child having health issues could also have done it... the point is it wasn't a random selection, if two siblings consensually reproduce and have a healthy child, they aren't going to say shit, which occludes them from the selection. Hence the selection bias.
>>528569267But what about the incest rape cases that produced healthy children? They dont exist?
>>528569321Yeah
>>528569430They exist, but the sample is missing a huge chunk of healthy children if the only healthy ones included are the products of rape.
>>528568742You need to start a NGO with the purpose of 'combating antisemitic stereotypes about same-blood parenthood' so that way the jews will pay you to write incest propaganda all day long.
>>528568948I know. I know you can't.
>>528568389No it was my wife don't worry
>>528568948Do you think she was a good lay or just a dead fish?
How would the siblings have turned out with unlimited internet access from a young age?
>>528569710WRONG. Every femanon is my wife.
>>528569625I do it for free. I have a vested interest in making sure the risks are well-understood through a lens of rationality and mathematics rather than cultural bias, anything that is "everybody knows" should be critically examined.
Modern jew science is such a fucking disaster mfs can't even comprehend how a study should work
>>528569846Andrew would've been 100x more normal, he would've developed some obscure fetish that overpowers his feelings for Ashley.
>>528569719Assertive and entitled, the guards were probably nothing more than meat dildos to her
>>528569625Un4chanately the israelites would shut that down immadiately. Too much family structure and genetic purity involved.
>>528569719Gripped harder than a retard
>>528569846They would probably cope about being social outcasts with the internet in some way
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Scathing lack of Julia in the past 48 hours
>>528569981I don't know, I would rather my son want to fuck his sister than find out he's that guy with a fetish for women being filled with whipped cream until they explode.
>>528570129I would rather my son want to fuck his sister than want to outbreed.
>>528569921These fuckers got the colour of Neptune wrong for decades and didn't catch on until last year. We were completely wrong about a planet in our own fucking system and nobody scrutinised it for 35 years.
>>528569846Andrew is unaffected. Ashley frequents kiwifarms and then becomes a lolcow.
>>528570269The graves empire!
>>528570387Wait a second, was she https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAyml3Fxgo just Ashley from the alt timeline?
>>528570537Douglas would never. Ashley would be like Moxie, just attention whoring like any of her peers.
>>528569880Trust me bro you don't want this one (whiny)
>>528567067What makes that so special? Twist her nipple, anon!
>>528569846Andrew would've been fingering his sister's pussy since middle school.
>>528569846This would have never happened in the internet era. Ashley would replace Andrew by some guy she just meet on MySpace, and Andrew would be a lawyer and join organized crime.
Coffin "what if" scenarios are the most boring for me.
>What if Andrew and Ashley weren't Andrew and Ashley huh who would they be??
>>528571116My sides, this is how it is every single time.
>>528570903The siblings were codependent long before Ashley would be old enough to e-date
>>528571229I don't know why anons insist on them not being codependent or being normal siblings in these types of hypothetical situations. It's like the only thing that keeps them still Andrew and Ashley while you put them in environments that would bring out two entirely different people.
>>528571229>>528571472I just think they would inevitably spend less time with eachother if they had computers and internet
>>528571502Can I motorboat a fat bitch's belly without tripping up her self image issues?
>>528571229Nobody cared about Ashley except Andrew. Andrew didn't care about anything else except Ashley. If Ashley got the same amount of attention from someone else instead of living in seclusion, things would have turned out different. I could see Ashley having at least some fake sense of belonging using the internet, and in general, the effects of the information age would be terrible for the psyche of these characters.
>>528571674borderline impossible
>>528571674Just berate her for not being confident enough until it improves
>>528570304Another example of medical research bias is circumcision. Mainstream sources recommend circumcision, all of them defer to the American Academy of Pediatrics which released a one page policy statement backed up by a 22 page epidemiological technical report. I'm not going to go on another massive rant about something that isn't incest related, but the summary is that the research of this document was insanely biased, had faulty methodology, didn't actually implement any controls, and in fact outright lied about the results of their study. The more you look under the veil, the more you realize that the so-called experts might not actually know what the fuck they're talking about. Another brief example is the motherfucker who pretended to be a psychologist as revenge against the field, and none of his "peers" questioned him when he said completely off-the-wall shit because he sounded like he knew what he was talking about and didn't want to look dumb or misinformed by not knowing his sources (he had none, he made everything the fuck up.)
>>528536946 (OP)Why are so many of you freaks into incest? Don't you understand it's wrong on a societal and moral level?
>>528571860Why don't you kill yourself? Check m8.
>>528571674Not unless you want to see more cut scars forming on her
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>>528571330>Well?I went to have dinner after making that post. NOW we can post Julia
>>528571674Not really. It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good way
>>528571860I'm going to answer this implying that this is an honest question. Is rather simple: People who got into serious incestuous relationships are things that just simply happens; you fall in love with someone and that happens to be your sibling, nothing to do about it, what gives. Of course, in the other side of the coin, is just morbidity from the fetish, another porn tag to jack off to.
>Societal and moral levelThis is a personal measurement.
>>528571860Imouto love is a staple of 4chan. Although some anons come out too much of a tryhard at times in these threads
Hey
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>>528571860People who are into incest as a fetish aren't actually the ones fucking their family members
>>528572121>Not really. It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good wayIt's hard to tell most people that something they view as a negative about themselves is actually attractive to you. Inc'est la vie.
>>528572207>Hey Andrew, did you know that according to genetics
Because
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>>528572121Flooziepits...
>>528572363It's crazy too, because I've seen so many women say that their boyfriends/husbands have made them fat and told them to stay that way. Yet, society is broadly obsessed with thinness. Just doesn't square up to me
>Inc'est la vie.That's really good, I chuckled
There is NOTHING wrong with incest.
There is NOTHING right with outcest.
>>528572121>It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good wayit can work if instead of even minimally implying she's big, you say that she's hot and sexy instead
>>528572576>society is broadly obsessed with thinnessAre you stuck in the 80's? Women are getting fat as whales and said society labels them as second grade goddesses. Of course, that is to sell sweaters thrice as big to the porkchops after companies lure them with ads telling them that.
>>528572767Hnnnnnnnnnng but I wanna squeeze her stomach rolls and call her my big girl
>>528563409>>528567290Thank you Peter. I never thought of it that way
>>528572824Women may be getting fatter, but the broad societal trend is still towards thinness. Ozempic took the news by storm and it's considered perverted to like big girls
>>528572824>Women are getting fat as whales and said society labels them as second grade goddessesnot him but dont be fooled, women are still obsessed with being thin and the ones that praise fat girls are harpies pretending.
remember women hate women
>>528572121>It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good wayJust talk about her tits.
>>528573110This desu, saying a girl has big tits is the female equivalent of saying a dude has a big dick
Unfortunately they hate to know they have big asses though
>>528573040>remember women hate womenCorrect. Women will happily heap praise on other women they don't view as competition, meanwhile if they feel threatened they will go out of their way to ruin that woman's life or make her miserable. Obviously not ALL women are like this, I'm speaking broadly, but the shit my sister had to endure was inhumane and makes guys getting into fistfights look tame.
Fatty 2
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>>528573110But I want to sink my hands into her soft jiggly tummy
>>528573278>the shit my sister had to endure was inhumaneHoly shit yeah, fucking horrible. My sister's high school life was shit because of that. At least as guys you just fight it out.
>>528573546Yeah, but talk about her tits while doing that. Consider it a method of submission.
>>528573546Touching that fat bump in front of her uterus while fucking from behind is as far as you can get.
>>528573278>>528573720What was it? I remember making the girl who bullied my sister trip and fall flat on her face. She loves bringing that up
>>528573278I think women hating women is largely a young women thing, especially in middle/high school and the beginning of college. I had a really hard time making friends in school and it seems like the hatred from other girls was just dialed up to the extreme for no reason?? I've found that as an adult the level of vitriol and unspecified hate decreased dramatically. I feel like guys just get to beat the shit out of each other and it solves their problems but girls have some psychological need to inflict long lasting mental damages on their perceived enemies.
>>528574426>not curbstomping her afterwardsYou have much restraint
>>528574803I was 17 and the girl like 11, plus it was in front of the school and it was packed with people, maybe if no one was around
>>528570121was very busy yesterday
>>528574426>What was it?It's kind of insane from my perspective since my sister told me she wouldn't bother anybody and would generally just isolate herself with her small group of friends and then lock herself in her room when she got home, but apparently some girl or several girls she knew so little she couldn't even remember their names started a rumor that she had multiple STDs and prostituted herself, completely out of nowhere and seemingly for no reason. The way she made it sound is that nobody really believed it or disbelieved it, but she could tell people she didn't know very well were not keen on interacting with her and that shit followed her for her junior and senior year. If I were a betting man I would put good money that the girl(s) who started that rumor thought she was competition or something considering how attractive she is.
Hussies. Not even once.
>>528574426>reveal info about your sisterNice try fed
>>528575885No, I think it's Julia.
>>528574426Have you impregnated your sister yet?
I genuinely cannot stop thinking about how much I wish Julia had a 9 inch cock and how much I'd love to suck it while looking up at her embarrassed face as I drool all over her pelvis and take her cock deep down my throat
Kids..
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>Carves up human bodies
>Doesn't puke
That boy ain't right.
>>528576816Might need to recalibrate your radar.
>>528576962Andrew ended up getting used to death when he had his first kill at early age
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>>528573278A couple of years back my (older) sister and I were once discussing our experiences in high school and at one point I said that while other high-schoolers in our country can be annoying and bothersome, on average they were decent and okay to deal with. This upset her and when I tried to probe a bit further into why she thought otherwise, she teared up, rushed to the bathroom, and locked herself in there for a few minutes. I really had no idea until that point that she was put through something nasty enough to bring her to tears a decade later and I felt like a massive piece of shit for opening those emotional wounds for her. Still have no idea about what exactly went through and I don't think I'll ever know since I absolutely do not want to cause a reaction like that from her ever again, but it made me realize that my statement might have held true for teenage boys, but maybe not for the girls.
In retrospect, the only fight in my class that got the cops involved was a catfight. Should have re-calibrated my rosy misunderstanding of the fairer sex back then.
>>528577364>anon is gay>anon is infertile>anon has already impregnated his sister>anon is a femalewhich do you mean
>>528577719This entire general is just one anon talking to himself
>>528571941The hell is wrong with leyley's face here, why is she a turtle. Can someone fix this
>>528576816I feel 0 sexual attraction towards my siblings
>>528575609>started a rumor that she had multiple STDs and prostituted herself, completely out of nowhere and seemingly for no reasonMany such cases. In high school girls in my class started a rumor about a girl fucking teachers to get grades out of nowhere. They got suspended for it
>>528575609>considering how attractive she isname one actress she's similar to
>>528577454Awwww. Make sure you give your sister a hug.
>>528576962its just the tumblr sexyman acting up
>>528577454>boys at most would fight eachother but eventually might even become friends>girls inflict permanent traumas onto eachother for no reason
>>528576962Nonsense! I carve up human bodies too. Next thing you're gonna tell me I ain't right.
>>528573728>>528573878>>528573546>>528573256>>528571674Women's tits are their biggest confidence booster and you should leverage this fact. Love her tits as much as you love her, and take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster). Make your foreplay very breast centric too. Also, find opportunities (eg when kissing) to keep your palm rested slightly above her abdomen, and modify this ritual over the weeks to lower your hand. You can eventually start thinking about subtly squeezing once she knows her tummy is sexy. Basically, if you can make her deathly afraid of losing weight, you're well on your way to face-in-belly having a positive effect on her ego.
>>528579462>and take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster).I dont know about that one, my gf hates when i take random pics of her
/calg/ - tips and tricks to make your sister not want to lose weight
I wouldn't let any of you near my sister either
>>528579846Well, that's the spirit, yeah
>>528578806I guess she kind of looks like Chloe Grace Moretz in the face. I'm not too familiar with actresses desu and I can't think of any that are also insanely tall and uh... gifted.
A sister should never leave her house without a brother to accompany her.
>>528579462>Ashley praises her tits tooAdd this to the Nemlei is a woman list
>>528579846Based
Plz
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>>528579938Kek
>>528580153Does she look like Angie Faith
>>528580153So Venom Snake and Chloe Grace Moretz in Carrie huh, you're getting hyperborean visas for sure
>>528580331>Venom SnakeHuh?
>>528580331FUCK YOU I was gonna bring up Venom Snake first
>>528580449are you not drunkanon?
>>528580331>>528580458Life imitates art, and the other way around.
>>528580613No, I mean I am but that's just a weird comparison. Maybe if I squint REALLY hard in the mirror I could see it, but I don't think I look that manly.
>>528580613No, that's not him.
>>528580804It's just what that hapa from these threads that met you said you looked like back then, Venom Snake but without scars and more pale
>>528579462>take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster)I don't know if that is necessarily true, but CEASING to take photos of her will fucking annihilate her self-image. My sister has gained weight over the years and cried to me once about how her boyfriend doesn't take nearly as many pictures of her anymore.
>>528580804>>528580808My sides
>No! That is NOT drunkanon!
>>528580153>Chloe Grace MoretzYou lucky bastard. That was my celebrity crush growing up
Oh to have a Moretz sisterwife waiting at home when i finish my shift.
>>528581031LOL
This has been an excellent /calg/, I love you guys.
>>528580940I don't want to remember that. As far as the comparison? I don't see it, I'm too boyish, which is why I would usually keep some stubble or a beard to compensate.
>>528580987You know, everything you need to do to lose weight is just simply stop over eating, or eat light. Your body burn millions of calories by just existing. Cardio helps too, but it's not strictly necessary.
>>528580804>>528581181Drunkanon you didn't answer: Does your sister look like Angie Faith?
>>528581521That's a much better comparison than the one I came up with. I don't know whether to be concerned or applaud you.
>>528581792Okay then boyish Venom Snake and Angie Faith it is. Thanks drunkanon I needed this, I'm a visual learner.
>>528581521Actually, fuck you, I just looked up her filmography. What the hell is wrong with you man?
>>528579462Cool, but how do I convince Julia to pee on my face?
>>528582034>I'm a visual learner.same desu
>>528582036What? She's just a talented actress.
>>528582327I don't think what she does for "acting" need any talent in particular.
>>528582036>What the hell is wrong with you man?Porn addiction, nigga thinks in porn actresses.
>>528581502Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>528582404I still haven't forgiven you for making your sister exercise
>>528582567H-how the hell did you knew that i made those posts in particular? What the hell?
>>528582567>I still haven't forgiven you for making your sister exerciseOkay but she's healthy now instead of being super underweight, so she also has net gained weight.
>>528582508He said she looked kinda like Chloe Grace Moretz except taller and with big tits. And then I remembered another actress who vaguely looks like Chloe Grace Moretz except taller and with big tits. It's hard to forget!
It's so bullshit that if i breed my sister i won't be creating literal clones of me
it's basic maths, 50% + 50% = 100%, yet it wont happen
>>528582876I don't know how I never asked this but does she know you post about her here? Does she know about /calg/ at all?
>>528583443After about 16 generations of back-to-back sibling inbreeding, it's possible for all further generations of inbreeding to result in clones of the 16th generation.
>>528551940Viddu bersonal addack :DDD
>>528572328Shots n Such deserved to have a part 2 route.
>>528585445They should make an anime with that concept where they use it to create an entire family of OP exorcists or something.
Basically DIY cloning of some OP couple.
>>528587308Yes. I want to see more of them in that route.
>>528588150its called guilty gear
>>528588150I wrote a shitpost here about a top secret US military black project to kidnap genetically superior siblings and induct them into a breeding programme, so as to create a template super soldier that can be reproduced 1:1.
>>528590813Fuck it I'll repost it
This document has been leaked in direct violation of CIA security protocols. If you are reading this, know that I have risked everything to bring you this information. The program described below is real and under way. I do not know how far along the project is; only that it has begun. If my projections are correct, the first human trials have already taken place, and the initial generational cycles are well underway. This is no longer theoretical. The public must be warned. May God have mercy on us all.
CLASSIFIED - PROJECT CRATE
CLEARANCE LEVEL: _
STATUS: ACTIVE
AUTHORIZED BY: ______
OVERVIEW
Project CRATE is a long-term genetic research initiative aimed to produce a biologically optimized next-generation combat unit possessing unmatched intelligence, physical resilience and strategic capability.
The success of the project depends on the removal of genetic randomness by standardizing an idealized genotype, ensuring a perfect transfer of optimal traits between generations with zero deviation in fitness. Predictive modeling estimates that the Ultimate Lifeform may be born after approximately fifteen (15) cycles of the program, achieving hereditary stabilization and thus a fully scalable and reproducible asset.
IMPLEMENTATION
Subject acquisition:
Nationwide surveillance operations are identifying brother-and-sister pairs with superior genetic markers in physical fitness and intelligence. Upon selection, subjects are extracted and relocated to undisclosed facilities. Full erasure of relevant missing person records may be authorized upon __________.
Controlled recombination:
Subjects produce successive generations via mating with their ________; offspring thereof are admitted into the program as subjects. Non-viable offspring are removed from the program.
PROJECTIONS
After sixteen (16) generations, the program is expected to yield genetic copies of the fifteenth (15th) generation. Any specimen reaching this threshold will be classified as "The Ultimate Lifeform".
When did you last physically interact with a family member?
You HAVE done so in the last twelve months right?
What's even the point of having an imouto when she's not Ashley or Kirino or Karen or Tsukihi? God, being 3D is so shit
>>528592853>When did you last physically interact with a family member?12 minutes ago
>>528590813>>528591352I had that idea too.
Hell, a bunch of noble families were basically that.
>>528591543Insanely based.
>>528593962Did it involve your penis?
Thank god for slow /calg/. I don't have to worry about all the hundreds of quality posts I must be missing while I haven't been checking the thread for an hour.
>>528596405Yup, and don't you forget it. It's not always constant dopamine around here
>>528596089Lame and undelphic
I want to cum on Andrew's twerking ass. I want to fuck his boypussy in a mating press while he holds my face with his feet covered in sweaty thigh highs. I want to suck on his puffy nipples as he cums from having his prostate hammered into submission.
>>528596405This but unironically. I have to read everything that gets posted here so I really appreciate the thread being slow.
>>528598910Finally someone who shares my /calg/ autism.
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Stick.
stickley
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Another long night of wasting away
>>528599941just take a shit bro
>>528571860>Why are so many of you freaks into incest?Dunno. I asked myself why many times but I still have no definite answer. I just find them neat. Nostalgia of the time I had with my sis perhaps?
>Don't you understand it's wrong on a societal and moral level?Lol
Lmao even
>>528569846Andrew visits 4chan and confesses to Ashley after getting some feedback ( 'Just do it you faggot') from anons
>>528601615>Andrew: Sup /b/ I'm in love with my sister, how do I get her to love me?>4Chan: Tell her how you feel, then rape her pooper and maybe feed her your neighbor's heart as a romantic gift.
>>528601615I wonder what happened to the Anon who ruined his sister's Christmas by confessing his love to her
>>528602439Do you have the pic?
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>>528602652How am I supposed to live while knowing I'll never have a sister like Ashley?
Leyley is so STUPID and DUMB, she accidentally added 6 zeros to the actual number
Pre-Episode 3 days. Good times.
>>528599941I spent the day outdoors and rode my bike about 20 miles. Why didn't you go outside to enjoy the warm weather? You're allowed to do it whenever you want anon.
>>528604763>Why didn't you go outside to enjoy the warm weather?It's 96 degrees, anon. I mowed the lawn today and had to stop every 60 seconds to wipe the sweat from my eyes
>>528604981So go to a lake and swim, I did and it was great.
>>528604981Do Americans actually have lawns to mow regularly? I thought that stuff was only on TV (or the 50s)
>>528605523Do they actually have barbecue parties?
>>528605353I know /calg/ won't like this, but my sister actually went to the lake today
>>528605523Do Euros not? Yeah, everyone in the suburbs has green lawns they have to mow regularly in the summer
>>528604487Philip is dead. Long live Douglas!
>>528605621>le supposedly inbred American>didn't even accompany his sister when she went to the lakeMom was right, your name is Dissappointment.
>>528604981Dude, you live in a country with anywhere from 10 to 30 million illegal tacos and you mow your own lawn?? Just pay one of them like $8.
>>528605523What do you have, dirt?
>>528605621>my sister actually went to the lake todayYou should've gone with, if only to escape the heat and have a good time.
No not like that you sick fuck, why are you even thinking of that?
>>528606528>payHELL no
>>528606616>You should've gone withShe went with her friend and I didn't want to be weird. Well, I didn't think of asking to go along until now, but she probably would've said no
>>528592853I think I got a half hug or a pat on the back during the New Year's party, or maybe the alcohol makes me misremember.
>>528606616>What do you haveApartment building.
>>528607269Based and CofFinnish.
>>528606616>What do you have, dirt?Are we really gonna pretend that owning a $500k house is the norm? It's not even normal for first world countries, iirc the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.
>>528606948It's probably for the best you don't pay for that and do it yourself, I assume you get as much exercise as a sloth. Plus aren't you a taco yourself?
>Cain and Abel
LMAO this fits so well actually
I NEED post good™ happy family ending slice of life of the Graves family.
>>528607647>the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.Eurofucks aren't first world.
I want to tell Julia about my suicidal ideation so we can work on our mental health together as a couple!
>>528609535I want to tell Julia to keep cutting herself!
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>>528540595This is the best dilfdrew and milfley I've seen
>>528542534>LfN has attempted to bridge the gap in computing prowess in the esteemed African-American scholarly communitiesWhat's LfN?
>>528542932As in (he) sisterfucks?
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Some men drown while others die of thirst.
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>>528544407>I just think having my throat stuffed would feel better than licking a vagina.Good thing you are not supposed to lick the woman's vagina when you perform cunnilingus.
>>528607647>the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.I have a nice front and back yard
>>528610672Really? What do you do?
>>528612229You lick the woman's clitoris. And if you're the same Anon who wants to suck cock, then you're in luck because a penis is just a mutated clitoris.
>>528612809>You lick the woman's clitoris.Isn't that the same as licking the vagina?
>>528612809>clitoris isn't part of the vagina
>>528613017>>528613167The vagina is the hole. The entire set of female genitalia is known as a pussy in the common parlance.
>>528610429>What's LfN?https://web.archive.org/web/20121127163753/http://linuxforniggers.us/
oh boy i take a break and "cunnilingus" guy is back
>>528583459She doesn't know, but she also absolutely wouldn't care. In fact, arguably she'd be much more forthcoming about certain things than I ever would be, she's pretty no-fucks-given about a fair bit of things.
>I just fucked myself over
>>528539282Glad to see this shit ass image I made being used by others.
>>528615920??? with Ashley more like
>>528610530You ever see a pair of siblings and think to yourself "GOD they need to inbreed"?
>>528616470Whenever I see a pair of cute siblings in media, yeah.
>>528617692I mean real siblings
>>528616470In high school I once told my friend that she and her brother made a very cute couple after seeing them arguing about I don't even remember what. She laughed and told me to fuck off. We're married now so I guess they can't have been that close.
>>528618548You cucked a brother in waiting! How undelphic!
>>528618210Baroness Ashley Harkonnen
Why doesn't Nemlei just draw h scenes? The Julia tongue proves she could nail it.
>>528622040She doesn't want her game to be taken lightly, like it's one of those eroges Japanese make
>>528619376The world is not delphic anon
>>528620210Atreides hussy BITCH
>>528622862I don't goon to this shit lightly
Had to install CoffinOS after Ashley deleted System 32.
>>528627713That's our new operating system Ashley. It's open source! And it's running the latest KDE (Kit9 Desktop Environment).
>>528628284Kit9 should sue the KDE Foundation for infringing on his trademark
>>528627301>>528627713>>528628284I could see Ashley being good at computers because of her strange brain
>>528630028Don't forget that Ashley got duped into deleting System 32 because she is dumb.
>>528633339Ashley deleted System32 because she hates Microsoft (rightly so)
>>528633339imo she's a secret genius who brain power is currently occupied by brother lust
>>528622040Nemlei only draws BL h scenes
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>528634696will Andrew like pregnant sex?
>>528634368BL(Brother Love)
>>528634696Who is Ashley?
>>528635061Yes but brotherS love
>>528635531Alright, time to choose:
> Andrew + M!AshleyOr
> F!Andrew + Ashley
>>528635962I'm not gay but I hate lesbians, so I will have to go with Andrew + Boyley.
>>528635962I am gay but I hate faggots, so I will have to go with Andrea + Ashley
>>528636574You're not gay, you're a confused woman.
>>528635962Andrew x Ashley (male) for sure
>>528636574Imagine Andrea in the Box ending...
>>528636754>Ashley (male)There cannot be a more girly man than Andrew.
>>528636843How would most normal boys act if their hot sister who they want to fuck came onto them?
Happy accident?
I think its more common than we know
>>528637054Same age-ish? They would totally get into it, especially if during puberty where boys try to fuck even their own pillow
>>528637054That shit would make the normal-est of boys into Delphic maniacs.
>>528637054Well, I made out with my cousin and even that was weird.
>>528637167>fuck even their own pillowWhat are you on about? Most teenage boys have a pocket pussy.
>>528637242>What are you on about? When i was a teenager i woke up with such a raging boner i tried to fuck my mattress during that half asleep state of the morning
>Most teenage boys have a pocket pussy.Absolutely not, would would they even got that without their parents knowing
>>528637054>normal boys>with sister whom they want to fuckI appreciate your effort to normalize our cause brother
>>528636754Wait i can see the juliafags vision now
>>528637242Most teenage boys do NOT have a pocket hussie, anon.
>>528637350>Absolutely not, would would they even got that without their parents knowingBy ordering it off the internet or I guess for you boomers a magazine.
>>528637242I think Andrew wouldve fucked her then have a melty, then fuck her again, have a melty, etc
He would continue that cycle until they elope
>>528637516>By ordering it off the internetHow in the fuck would they do that without their parents knowing? I was born in 2000 btw
>>528637226>Andrew calling Ashley a vile seductress for tricking him into cheating on Julia
>>528637606Anon... you go to the nearest bank and order a debit card that you can put your money on, then you use that card to buy shit online. IIRC my bank allows it from the age of 15-16. Alternatively just ask an older friend or cousin to order it for you and you give him cash.
>>528637954>you go to the nearest bank and order a debit card that you can put your money ontoo much work when i can only use my hand
>Alternatively just ask an older friend or cousin to order it for you so they know i have a pocket pussy? might as well ask my mom
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>>528565537she uses it when she says she spit in coffee she prepared for Andrew during the additional cult scene you can get if you go there instead of the apartment with Ashley in episode 2
>>528635962I'm homophobic but I hate women more than I hate gay men, so Andrew + M!Ashley it is.
>>528628407Who is this Kit Nine?
>>528638089>Mom, can I get a pocket pussy?
>>528637226>>528637167Andrew uses his iron will to be the gayest straight man and deny the audience wha they want
Also to break Ashley's heart
>>528638089>so they know i have a pocket pussy?Why would you care about your friends knowing? You should only care about hypocritical born-again saintly parents finding out and getting mad at you for having sexual needs.
>>528638892>Will you stop peeping on your sister?
>>528639318Are you being intentionally dense anon
>>528638892>"Oh Andy, you got one!">Lady 302 undresses
>>528639397>Wh- HUH??? I haven't done anything! What the hell mom?
>>528637054Back when I was like 14, a girl my age, a neighbor, suddenly started coming onto me, but I just froze up because the whole thing made me anxious and uncomfortable.
Granted, I believe I experienced some childhood trauma before that thanks to an incident with an older girl, I generally felt unease.
>>528641154But isn't it hot when a slightly older girl makes you feel uneasy?
>>528641154im sorry my horny posting has brought up this difficult memory
>>528641284I dunno, it just feels as you describe, uneasy.
>>528642039Eh, it's not difficult, I always found my reaction to the incident as strange more than anything and I only recently connected it to some of the things to the past.
How i proceed with this info, I'm not sure though, maybe seek out women younger than me?
>>528610530>painted nails>maleAlways looks so fucking stupid
>>528644834I didn't noticed this. I wonder why they keep painting Andrew's nails in fanarts, and now in cosplay even.
>>528610530Do you think they’re actually siblings or said it for attention
>>528646321many are doing this
>>528646321You can never trust a roach
>>528646321>Are Andrew and Ashley actually siblings?Stop being dim
>>528646321I dunno, Douglas and Renee are pretty conistsently shown to be their parents, unless you think Ashley is adopted.
>>528646776>>528647107hes talking about the cosplayers, you autists
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>>528644834I fucking HATE IT when they do this. It's like they want him to be their tumblr sexyman big dick goth bf.
>>528636754Imagine Asher raping a drunk Andrea.
>>528646321Probably attention. That's most likely her bf
>>528646321Andrew is definitely not having an existential crisis for attention
>>528647152Im choosing to ignore this
>>528647541Okay but painted nails are for sissies and fags, not dudes who fuck.
>>528648172Anon...girls like to girlmax you
>>528648469Is that why so many fujos like hung femboys?
>>528648469My sister hasn't tried convincing me to dress up in a while. That means she doesn't love me anymore, right?
>>528648172Yes I agree but some women don't seem to understand that. Why do girls want to make a man feminine? It's gay. Just be a lesbian
>>528648750>feminineI missed the part where women evolved to have coloured fingernails where men didn't. Women find it pretty and some of them like it when men are pretty. It's not rocket science.
Is it weird if I really like this game but find the IRL concept of incest really disgusting?
>>528649434Fuck me mate her tits are proper big
>>528648916So if I dress like a rabbit...
>>528648957no, like any other fetish
>>528648957That tends to happen
>>528649615smaller than advertise just means shes says theyre bigger than they are
they are DD probs
>>528649675Don't worry anon, I'm sure there's at least one (real) woman who's into furries
>>528649948I just want a world where sisters don't wear bras
too bad
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>>528650165what about mothers?
bunn
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>>528650095Well damn. what am I to do with this now?
Psa: They didn't have smartphones, (they didn't exist, also Renee definitely wouldn't have bothered to get Ashley even just a Ladybug)
They would have used at most Myspace, and that's probably pushing it
Ashley would have tried to have been a camgirl, not some onlyfans whore
They don't give a fuck about whatever retarded shitball team you like
They didn't even own a computer
Andrew's sexual awakening came from a playboy issue left in some park
He made under 2 usd an hour in his Europoor pre-Euro worthless currency in highschool
He made under 5 usd in worthless currency an hour after highschool
He hasn't driven in 2 years
They know how to use rotary phones
They have never even seen an air-conditioner
They dine-out at local cafes and restraunts, not at your favorite fast food slop
They're either ambivalent to, or outright are hostile to America
They don't drink energy drinks
Andrew read way more than you as a kid
He was outside way more than you as a kid
And of course, YOU are NOT Andrew
>>528648750>Why do girls want to make a man feminine?Because they also want to get manhandled and dicked down
See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji63WdAr3ag
>>528650724>They're either ambivalent to, or outright are hostile to AmericaSo, normal evropeans?
>>528650724God I miss the 90s.
>>528650907I want to bully this stuck-up asshole
t. man
>>528618548You should award him your daughter’s hand in marriage as reparations you monster
>>528650724Moooom! He's turning his strawman autistic meltdown into a ritualpost again!
>>528618548>marrying a guypretty gay ngl
>>528653554What are you talking about? That's Julia.
>>528653759Yes Andy- Andrew, Julia. Now pucker up and kiss these hot lips already.
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>>528654209Do your hair first, Ashley.
>>528654445what
does the messy hair make him too horny?
if he doesnt like it like that hes gay
>>528638095It was a motel
>>528655027Never allow your woman to be a slob when it comes to her appearance, she'll just get fat.
>>528654445Love this edit. The way it imitates Renee and even using the pendant, like a relic of sorts passed down through generations.
>>528655374>The way it imitates Renee and even using the pendant, like a relic of sorts passed down through generations.Grandma was using Renee's necklace
>>528655027Yes but the thing is virgin-kun, people aren't horny 24/7 in a relationship. Liking a thing in bed/private doesn't mean you'll like it at every other time too.
>>528655486Wrong! The necklace was using Grandma's Renee.
>>528655837I want to use Renee...
Do you think we'll ever see Ashley calling her mom by her name? Could be cool.
>>528656058>suck it bitchIf it means sucking her tits or toes I will
>>528656058Ashley is not an american teen so no.
>>528655186>she'll just get fat.Will she?
>>528654732Julia is the type to tear up because her fit got stolen.
>>528655963Stop posting about it and just do it Doug.
It's way too hot for June
>>528637645Elves wouldn't be able to understand the hate on incest so it'd be alright
>>528656767>pay out the ass to keep my house ~67 degrees>too warm for me>too cold for my sister>some days are too hot to do fun outdoorsy stuff>can't go to the beach because the water's perpetually too cold and sister doesn't want to be seen in a bikiniFuck summer.
>>528657781>doesn't want to be seen in a bikiniSased bister. Unless it's body image issues, in which case you should architect her to feel good about herself.
>>528657781>pay out the ass to keep my house ~67 degreesWhy? 77 degrees is comfy sleeping temperature
>>528660429>Andrew miraculously not peeking at Ashley's sweaty tits>Ashley looking at Andrew's sweaty arms insteadNice to see this for a change
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>>528657781These fankids remind me of those fankids
>>528662335I mean he's not gonna stare all day, you gotta find the right moment to perv.
>>528662459>You have to wait for the right time to perv at titties>Titty-havers can stare at you any timeSocietitty.
>>528661004>Unless it's body image issuesIt's that. She's got a complex about her cartoonishly fat tits.
>in which case you should architect her to feel good about herselfI... I don't think it works like that, anon.
>>528663278I don't necessarily mean to fatten her anon, I personally like skinny. But a sister is a blank canvas for the brother to paint with cum and a piece of clay for him to shape her. Shape her to a form she will be confident in and praise her for it. You're a sportsman, you know what I'm talking about.
>>528662459>you gotta find the right moment to pervAndrew "like I need an excuse" Graves disagrees.
>>528663780She's in excellent shape, well she is NOW anyway, but there's really not much I can do for her not wanting strange people to ogle her. Mind you that's not something I want either, so it's not exactly a goal I *want* to work toward. Ultimately it's not that bad, it just means that baggy hoodies are always a viable gift for her.
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I saw a thread on /v/ and in I saw people trying to claim that in chapter 3, Nemlei character assassinated Renee by just painting her just as an evil monster and it's clear they never played the game as they'd find this scene.
>>528664317Andrew uses a different method which is to so meticulously grab them that she doesn't even notice, as seen in pic related. But that all doesn't matter because he only does it for stress relief! Y-yeah... I- I mean, he doesn't even see her that way anyway!!
>>528664484Buy her a dress and report back
>>528665589>wdym Mrs. Sold-my-kids-to-organ-harvesters is an evil monster??They're haggots, who naturally never played the game.
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>>528662095>77 degrees is comfy sleeping temperature
>>528665589I also dont understand how someone can say Renee is a evil monster when alot of chapter 3 shows a better side of her
There's nothing wrong with groping your sister
>>528665591Oh yeah, I'm sure she never noticed. Come to think of it I also had a devious groping technique in my teens that never failed me, basically I'd predict the right moment to hover a hand over a girl's ass or around her chest and let her accidentally press into it.
>>528665845you're a retard
Cute!!
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Snow Sprite Love Around The World !!
>>528665589The threads that appear on /v/, from the few times I've noticed, are fucking dogshit. That's the last place I'd go to discuss video games on this site.
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>>528666709My wife Noelle is so pretty
>>528666709She gets fucked by imps btw
>>528665589/v/ are haggot reprobates who've been hounding at Nemlei for an oyakodon route ever since Episode 2 released. Half the "fanbase" genuinely thinks this is a game about Andrew having sex with all his family members, Renee included.
>>528669178Imagine what kind of a deranged pervert Noelle would be considered in-universe if people knew
>>528669178Yule is functionally a Snow Sprite. If he still looked like an *mp she never would have given him the time of day.
>>528669371That's why I hope Nemlei doesn't reveal Jane's appearance (though I'm guessing she will). Poor girl is going to be made into another dyke icon.
Yule is a way bigger Tumblr sexyman than Andrew
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>>528670605Stop posting from Australia
>>528669823>going toThis is where I would post that dyke Jane image
IF I HAD IT
>>528669823>a dyke iconA "dycon", if you will
>>528669823Don't worry, Kit9 will ensure zero lesbianism.
>>528670945Isn't that the thing people build around stars?
Nemlei actually intended the Yule ending to be bad and disgusting as a "never mix" message. Few know this.
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>>528671117Burial will have the yuri route, trust the plan
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>>528669905I need a monitoring MV with Ashley
>>528671538I trust you will kill yourself until then
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>>528671538It has been foretold
Maturedrew and Matureshley. Trust the plan.
>>528671148That's a Dyson Sphere, or more realistically a Dyson Swarm since entirely enclosing a star would take pretty much all the available mass of the rest of the solar system.
Could make a Ringworld too, that'd be sick.
>>528671538The only uri this game will have is paizuri. Trust the plan Tittyfuckers HQ.
>>528672706>RingworldIsn't that when you have an animal in your gut?
>>528672886Hell yeah brother.
>>528672886Fat jiggly sistertitties have no business being this hot...
>>528669823Jane will show up with her husband
>>528673223I never agreed to be in the game wtf
>>528673413You did when you agreed with Kit9's terms and conditions
>>528672436Why is Ashley's face so wide?
>>528673545her face is really wide in game
>>528673175I literally can't function properly when a woman next to me has nice tits. Not even big tits; but good, shapely and plump tits (especially with skin showing above). It's the most distracting thing. Same with butts.
>>528673804>Look at them, Andrew.
>>528673804spoken like a true shitskin
>>528669371Including Douglas too?
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>>528674046No, just kissless...
>>528674063>Andrew x DouglasThe forbidden crackship
>>528673515She's so perfect...
>>528672962Julia come over here, I wanna show you this thing called a "synaptic lathe"
>>528675347>Doesn't even know how she looks likeC'mon man... Some standards, huh?
>>528675636I don't hate this cg anymore now that we have context for it
uuoooohhh ashleys stinky feet
>>528675704I remember you, you were being a faggot for doing so in the first place.
>>528675869Oh yeah? I'm a faggot? Now imagine you were giving me a rimjob. Who's the real queer now?
>>528676012I would say you are no longer a faggot now that you don't hate that CG but your proposition suggests otherwise...
>>528676176>he imagined itI'm so sorry bro... it's over for you.
>>528676191>sisterstink OPyes
>>528676062God, zoomers drove me into hatinh hoodies and baggie clothes with how cliche they made it. It feels like standard human clothing nowadays, lost all their spark. I think the siblings' outfits are nice, both teen and adult.
I wanted glassesley as bake image....
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>>528676528>Old man yells at cloud
>>528676712Don't worry Juliashley (?), you're a 00s girl so it looks good on you. I just don't like to see it in any modern person.
Really even up until the pandemic it wasn't that bad but now every young person wears baggie clothes with no style, it's sad.
>>528676819I genuinely kekked. Fuck you, (You)'re old!
Nemlei needs to draw more of Ashley's shapely butt.
>>528677070/calg/ #341, Episode 3A released, billions of newfags, year 2025. Pic related is forgotten...
>>528677810Where did you find this cinema?
>>528677810Sister hands wrote this.
>>528677891I think it's OC
>>528678084The filename's got a Unix timecode and women don't know what that is
>>528677810This feels so Ashley that I wouldn't be surprised if this actually appears in the game as her attempt to emulate Andrew
>>528678078Ah, you're that troon.
Ok gimme a few minutes for the captcha, I gotta wait for this shit
>>528677891https://old.reddit.com/r/incestisntwrong
https://old.reddit.com/r/inbreeding/
>>528678635Bro, if my sister was an artfag furry I'd be singlehandedly responsible for new abuse legislation.
Are you fucking kidding me? Someone else bake.
>>528679318I'm hungry, Anondy. I thought you were gonna bake...
>>528677810I would accept
>>528678512I didn't know there were subreddits for this...
>>528662363Who are they the fankids of?
Yule
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>>528662363>ScottyOoph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEkS9tcIjg
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