Thread 528536946

Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>528372164

O U R C A T

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
ANDY POSTED TOO MANY IMAGES LAST THREAD!!

Such a intense discussion!

>>528537031
Too much Andrew aura farming

Oh my god are there people trying to unironically argue that Nemlei never intended for the siblings to become a couple and is just pandering to fans? She literally drew ship art seperate from the game in the devlogs of them. Everything about their character interactions since episode 1 is written like a romance story.

>>528537180
Best to ignore it.

>>528537180
>are there people trying to unironically argue that Nemlei never intended for the siblings to become a couple and is just pandering to fans?
No, literally no one said this. No one never even implied this in these threads. But the fact you're still trying to move that discussion here tells me the (You) notification dopamine hit is what you truly crave.

>>528537380
Shut up Inky

>>528537380
k bud keep us posted

>>528537437
I'm not your boyfriend nor part of your discord

>>528537380
What are these then?
>>528536506
>>528536713

same as it ever was

Lest we forget.

HEY NEM-NEMS
https://fngames.io/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley
https://dordle.online/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley

>>528537554
>doesn't know Inky
How new are you?

>>528537601
Not what you claimed to be, maybe if you developed basic reading comprehension you would realize this

Your opinion is dogshit

How the fuck do people still fall for this bait? Is it the newfaggotry? How the hell do you guys never fucking learn?

>>528537746
Okay so why are you bringing up Nemlei supposedly pandering to fans then?

>>528537713
I wonder, what licence was the itch version released under?

>>528537727
I'm here since the /v/ threads, i'm just not updated on your off topic meta discord drama as i left as soon as these threads became ERP ground during the drought post-chapter 2

>>528537832
Because A) you said devs should never listen to fans and B) chapter 3 felt more smutty than normal and i believe it was due that. It was never implied Andrew and Ashley only exists as fanservice, it's literally the plot of the game, retard.

>>528537713
The fuck I'm playing coffin on mobile now??

Lol. Lmao, even.

>>528537956
Okay you're being retarded and thinking anyone that responds to you is the same person. Nowhere did I say anything about the devs should never listen to fans.

Also what the fuck is fanservice about chapter 3? It makes sense for the siblings to get more intimate with each other as they become more self aware of their relationship.

>>528537956
Not even knowing about Inky means you've been barely here. Go back to wherever you were fucking around at all this time.

>>528538152
>>528538206
Bro, you're arguing with a brick wall. It's bait, it's literally bait, it shows up all the fucking time in the exact same pattern with the same shit. Stop being retarded.

Will we get the census results this thread?

>>528538206
>nooo you must know my namefag instead of discussing about the actual game
>>528538265
>its le bait if you dont know who my namefag is
fuck off, you're the one that brought this discussion from the last thread for no fucking reason

Same pattern every time. Unbroken.

>>528538152
Okay I'll add something else to this. Back in chapter 2 Ashley gets playful with Andrew and bites his check, was that not fanservice. A lot of the moments like that are there to establish that despite the shit they put each other through they still love each other.

>>528538152
Inky has been a staple of /calg/ culture since before we even moved to /vg/. You are from Reddit.

>>528537956
>InkyInk
>post-chapter 2

>>528538265
Wow, Nemlei! You're so cool! I wanna smoke too!

>>528538541
Congratulations on figuring out you're getting trolled and that you're still feeding him.
>>528538575
Smoke crack.

>>528538541
>Inky has been a staple of /calg/ culture since before we even moved to /vg/.
Unironically literally who

these baits are worse and worse

>>528538664
LURK MOAR

>when /calg/ needed him most
>a hero returned

I'm here since before the sharty raid and i actually have no idea who inkyink is, i really dont remember that guy ever being discussed in these threads or why it should be relevant to know who a gay essay youtuber must be

>>528538689
>worse and worse
It's the same bait every time, it demonstrably can't get worse because it doesn't ever change. In fact, the response to it hasn't changed either because there's always one or two retards who literally can't NOT respond ad-infinitum, and then there's at least one retard like me who tries in vain to get them to shut the fuck up.

>>528538664
LURK FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
>>528538689
This one is actually kinda funny, especially now with him thinking Inky is some namefag from here lol

Too much bait ITT already

>>528538881
Well then, give me something to talk about!

>>528539008
Everyone post your reactions when this happened

>>528539008
he can only call any kind of constructive criticism of the game ''bait''

>>528538360
...Not for another week maybe. Making the fact sheet is gonna take a bit and I'm still slightly miffed about the turnout

>>528539121
unironically this

>>528537914
All rights reserved. What else did you expect?

ALL I WANTED WAS (YOUUUUUUUU)S
Thought it fits well with the (You) gathering scheme going on rn
https://youtu.be/LTEZm5AYslw?feature=shared

>>528538541
In retrospect, it's really funny that after all this time we never did get a release date for chapter 3. Every damn devlog there was atleast someone who hoped this one would be the one, but alas no cigar. I've now accepted that every chapter from nkw on will do the same. Also, if anyone thinks the bait suck now, atleast the discord shotacons aren't around anymore from earlier last-year. Those lards are thankfully gone now.

>>528539121
Legit jumped and clapped my feet in the middle of the night.

>>528539309
WRONG FUCKING SONG SHIT
https://youtu.be/W7nmB20qJv4?feature=shared

>>528539121
Kissed my sister in example of the game, of course.

>>528539527
>clapped my feet

>>528539121
Kicking my feet and giggling.

>>528539321
There's a difference between bait and virulent autism. Speak not of such things, leave them to the dustbins of history lest they return. We've already seen smoke on the horizon before.

>>528539954
Nigga's a fucking fish

>>528540103
>feet
>fish

I just woke up from a dream where a new chapter came out, and I was amazed at Kit9 for coding a fully-animated Ashley rape minigame. It was Live2D and mouse-guided; I remember pointing the cursor at Ashley's nipple and Andrew would suck on it, or shaking the cursor at her pussy to finger her. The outcome of the minigame would also determine how the story branches off, hence you needed to fuck her right to get the specific route you wanted. Props to Nemlei for providing the 2D layers too, it was seriously impressive stuff. Pic unrelated.

>>528540297
You need to be in a psyche ward. Not to be treated, but to be studied.

>>528540297
Someone make this real NOW. Accurate art style too or I don't want it

>>528540297
should be a feature

>>528540297
You need Jesus my dude.

>>528537914
>>528539303
Hold on. It appears the Itch-era players retain a license to this day that allows them to "reproduce, distribute, display and perform [TCoA&L Chapter 1] as permitted through the functionality of [Itch]".
Get fucked, Nems, I'm going to take advantage of the functionalities of Itch, and you can't stop me through legal methods!
What the fuck is the "functionality of the Service" anyway? Does this mean I can reupload the game?

>>528540297
>tfw someone actually made an porn animation of Coffin but it's of Andrew fucking Renee instead of Ashley

>>528540471
He needs the Big Unknown.

>>528540530
>as permitted through the functionality of the service
I assume it is no longer permitted since the game's been taken off itch.

>>528540640
>God damn dude, you're really fucked up. I don't have the time, energy, or power to fix your shit. Peace, nigga.

which one of you niggas is on /pol/ using Renee as a reaction image?

>>528540696
Nuh uh
>Users shall retain a license to this content even after the content is removed from the Service.

Chuddaughter!

>>528540837
Holy shit....I am going to develop a new operating system: GNU/Coffin.

Fact: Lynn has the voice of Mike Matei, Nemlei confirmed.

>>528540947
Okay but you can only do it through the functionalities of Itch.

>>528540819
Ain't no real full time honest-to-god /calg/ger is doing that (unless they're a true Renee-Douglas enjoyer)

>>528540996
Does that mean?

>>528541107
You have to distribute your OS on Itch.

>>528540863
>Chudley and a wholesome Hitlerino dad
Really warms the heart.

>>528541107
>Does that mean?
WHAT does that mean. FUCK
>>528541162
Is that what "as permitted through the functionality of the Service" entails? I thought it meant that the service provides terms under which you may distribute it anywhere. Well shit, fine, I'll host GNU/Coffin on itch.io just to be safe.

>>528540958
Imagine an AVGN episode where the nerd runs into Andrew (portrayed by Mike Matei)

>>528540604
And that's a good thing!

>>528541328
>Is that what "as permitted through the functionality of the Service" entails?
NTA but the "perpetual license" is "permitted through the functionality of the Service". Which means that whatever you want to do is conditional on it being through the Service

>>528540863
Andrew, like the commie he is, will have to rape-correct his aryan princess sister-wife.

>>528541626
What do you guys think GNU/Coffin should be like? Though I guess CoffinOS would be a better name.

>>528541796
Why is the soup all jay peg'd out?

>>528541959
It's censored, implying her cooking is so bad as to be obscene.

>>528537669
>constantly antagonizes and disrespects him
>claims they're in a love story
Ashley does NOT deserve happiness

>>528542128
Thanks, Peter!

>>528537669
Sorry, as a what? A love story? Come on, Ashley! This isn't a fucking love story. It's a fucking fuck story. It's about animal lusts and earth and dirt and fluids, not love, art, companionship, all that rubbish. The Coffin of Andy and Leyley is so obviously an exploration of, you know, wild elemental forces as an ode to dark passions and a kind of savage rhapsody.

>>528541898
GNU/Coffin or CoffinOS as it's colloquially known, takes an organic approach to bringing home computing to the Coffin fanbase much in the same way LfN has attempted to bridge the gap in computing prowess in the esteemed African-American scholarly communities. The startup music will be Twisted Clowns, to set the nervous user immediately at ease. There is no console or GUI, once the OS fully boots it automatically launches The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. The main menu has an additional shutdown function when the user wishes to turn off their computer. Additionally, the OS will feature and advanced AI called Nemmies that will ask the user if they wish for the AI to solve the puzzle for them, focus-testing has shown this feature goes over very will with the more mentally retarded.

What did she print out?
https://x.com/Toto4444_/status/1937139436166209726

>>528542493
Who the fuck are you? How did you get in here??

>>528542742
anon, why are you saving the thumbnail instead of the picture

>>528542730
It's a Peep Show reference. Am I the only one?

>>528542557
A schizographic 90s webpage about how masturbating will make your pp fall off.

>>528542534
I think there should be a browser called Sisterfox. The homepage should be https://boards.4chan.org/vg/catalog#s=calg%2F without any option to change it.

>>528542557
Her deepest fantasies, such as pic related

>>528542947
ashley thinks eating pussy is literal

>>528542947
>deepest fantasies
I read that as "deepthroat fantasies" God I wish I wasn't such a pervert

>>528542742
Oh, sure, they're cute now! Just wait until your sistercat grows up, let's see how cute she is when she's clawing up the furniture and climbing over you because she's in heat and wants your dick.

>>528542534
>Additionally, the OS will feature and advanced AI called Nemmies that will ask the user if they wish for the AI to solve the puzzle for them
Bold of you to assume an AI could solve the "Crossing the Neighbor's balcony" puzzle.

>>528541508
Sorry, no time to have Mike cameo in a modern episode, It will be James sitting on the couch and never getting up. He'll unironically call it a roaming-horror game, and keep making a D: face and say "what kind of game is this!?" every two minutes.

>>528542742
>>528543206
I should've spayed her when I had the chance

>>528543340
Bold of you to assume the AI isn't a severely autistic Russian dude playing the game for you.

>>528543202
>her deepthroat fantasies
She drew those too, see pic related

>>528543505
Training your sister's gag reflex is a wholesome sibling activity that really helps you bond with each other.

Ashley is pure and has a middle schooler knowledge about sex

>>528543601
I know... Fanart with painted finger nails, ugh.

>>528543505
No homo but I actually feel like sucking cock would be way more enjoyable than eating pussy

>>528543640
why is ashley naked

>>528543892
>no homo
>proceeds to say literally the gayest thing imaginable

>>528543782
That was until she developed her Delphic porn addiction

>>528543957
Andrew stripped her of course

>>528543892
This was in fact very homo

>>528539121
My sister's jaw dropped when we saw this scene

>>528543961
>>528544249
It's not THAT gay! I don't like men. I like girls, I just think having my throat stuffed would feel better than licking a vagina.

>>528544407
You are NOT beating the allegations!

>>528541508
Also, pp be big.

>>528544407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

>>528544445
>>528544482
I'm just gonna stop because this is leading to "I wish girls had cocks" which is bringing us back to the futa conversation from a few threads ago. And I don't want to go back there

>>528544047
I can't imagine watching porn with somebody else. I mean I barely watch porn in general, but it just seems like it would be insanely awkward. If I wanted to get in the mood to aggressively cuddle in the nude, I'd look at HER, not some random washed-up floozie on the screen.

>>528544832
I wish I had a cute friend to watch porn with

>>528544832
I can't understand either, but I'm not surprised at anything relating to porn in the modern floozie age anymore.

Reminder that some people in this thread unironically think this.

>>528544832
its probably a variation of cuck fetish

>>528543505
STOP PAINTING HIS NAILS

>>528545056
>jerking off with a buddy is cuckolding
NOT EVERYTHING IS PART OF YOUR FETISH

>>528544832
I personally wouldn't like seeing my gf getting off to other men naked

>>528545208
>>528545237
Leyleymind

>>528545270
God damn I want to suck Julia's cock

>>528545237
Not him but watching other people fuck while you can fuck each other itself alone is weird and I can see the correlations with cuck fetishism or voyeurism.

>>528545378
Kill yourself

>>528545029
I liked Chapter 3 a lot, if I had to pick a complaint I would say that the Bitch in a Box ending was the worst in terms of it making me feel nothing.. Andrew's dark obsession with Ashley, the buildup to SnS wrenching my gut, the depressing faux-happiness of SPLAT were all top-tier.
>>528545270
It could be lesbian porn and I would still find it weird. I don't know, maybe I'm the odd duck because I barely consume porn in general and don't really *get* it, but if I was going to watch it it'd be for the purpose of cranking my meat. If I wanted to get in the mood for sibling activities I'd just play Monopoly with her or something.

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw /calg/ is full of fake perverts
Where are my Thiubros? I fap twice a day, minimum

>>528545576
Anders, you know better than to bite your sister's finger off.

I do wonder who the oldest anons in the thread are, and honestly who the oldest fans are in general.Seeing as Nemlei is a millenial in her thirties, there's bound to be someone in her age range here. The oldest fan I can think of anyways has to be Doom Prophet, probably no younger than his early thirties, likely older.

>>528545468
>It could be lesbian porn
it would still be awkward imo, i would rather watch something that sets her off than actual porn

>>528545817
I'm 32.

>>528545817
I'm 45

>>528545747
Sorry dad.

>>528545980
>enough blood to stain his clothes
I just noticed this. Jesus, how hard did he hit her?

>>528545817
i'M oNe Th0usanD aNd two hUndreD nIneTy fiVe.

She even has black hair and pink eyes https://files.catbox.moe/e7b4hi.mp4

>>528545653
Same here. Once in the morning, once before bed has been my routine since like, freshman year of high school.

>>528545817
I'm also 32.

>>528546120
>hit
Huh?

>>528546120
Narrator says he hits her over and over unnecessarily even when she's already dead. And he still comes back to check her pulse lmao.

>>528546320
Is that not from when he beats Ashley? It's been a while since I last played

>>528545653
i do it 5 times at the very least, you're the fake one

>>528546294
Brother!

>>528546381
It's from the Lady kill vision

>>528546475
Oh, derp. My bad

>>528545980
Andrew, I understand if you still want to use the hashed filenames, but we have clean ones now! Be a good brother and clean up that 89b94fa93ec18a6f would you?

>>528546320
>Missed the scene in Cliffhanger where they have sex and Andrew hits Ashley's pelvis with his crotch and takes her virginity so hard blood spatters all over him
Did you even play the game?

>>528546568
The mental image of that makes me imagine it spraying out like a Kurosawa film lmao

>>528546558
But I stole the assets the first week Episode 3 came out and don't want to download again and replace them all! Plus I've been used to searching for images so often I practically memorized the order of the busts. That's an important skill, right??

>>528546915
Ashley, i...
>*kisses her forehead*

>>528546428
Ummm actually anon...close but not quite!

>>528546558
Shut up mom!

>>528547180
Sister!

>>528547180
Feet or GTFO

>>528540947
>>528540996
>>528542534
>>528543340
Would you guys use CoffinOS?

>>528547461
>downloading an OS from 4chan

>>528547461
I fucking love it. Good mockup, anon.

>>528547146
Ugh, fine. Where is the link to the clean ones? I thought it was supposed to be in the OP or something. Someone give me a link.

>>528547616
There you go nightmare
https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/file
https://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.zip
https://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip

>>528547896
Let it be known that I DO NOT like this image

>>528547461
Only if it uses Wayland

>>528547461
Fortnite doesnt run on Linux

>>528548219
Good riddance.

>>528547180
>millennial girl into coffin

>>528547616
When I first saw this sprite, I noticed the thicker eyebrows and got excited thinking Nemlei made Teenshley's eyebrows thicker because she hadn't yet learned how to do her eyebrows properly at the time, but unfortunately Nems is a hack™ and she didn't make the rest of the sprites like that. That would've been very cute though.

>>528548261
Fortnite not only its a fun game but i also play it with my sister and brother

>>528545378
Who wouldn't?

>>528547765
Young love is so cute

>>528548561
Let me guess. You need more?

nemlei will collab with fortnite and linuxfags will miss out

Devlog in 2 more weeks. Also! Future releases will target CoffinOS only and require KAC (Kit9 Anti-Cheat). Leaving the game window to look up puzzle walkthroughs will result in automatic rm -rf /

>>528549215
>rm -rf /
Don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>528549323
That's why Nems is doing it anon

>>528547835
Boo, it's too easy now..

>>528549215
>KAC (Kit9 Anti-Cheat).
Can Kit9 be outsued by Reed Knight, Jr?

>>528536946 (OP)
The boffin of bandy and beyblade

>>528549050
That is actually a non-zero possibility

>>528549837
It's actually higher than zero considering they are putting indie games in like https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=12411

>>528549215
>read user manual
>it's just a fact sheet about why inbreeding is safe

sistoes...

>>528550256
Stoes, if you will

>>528547180
>>528546294
Helllloooooooooo ^_^

Was playing this again today. Was surprisingly hot, despite being terribly written.

>>528547461
Fuck yes I would

>>528550956
If it isn't A Ren'Py Game, my favourite

CoffinOS is the only true Linux distribution, as the Linux kernel itself comes from Finland. No other Linux desktop but CoffinOS can claim to be 100% Finnish!

How can a brother leave to fuck his slut floozie girlfriend, when the sister pulls one of these?

>>528551474
I don't speak whatever fucking language that is, but god sisters are so fucking cute.

>>528551474
The vision about Andrew teaching vietnamese to Ashley was so random

I always appreciate seeing Ashley with a baby bump.

>>528551313
>playing Coffin
>on CoffinOS
>while living in a cramped apartment in Finland
>while snacking on some soup, canned tomatoes and oat cookies
>finish Burial for the 847th time
>decide to browse /calg/ for a bit
>see a cute image
>download it to your harddrive
>the 2nd petabyte of tcoaal fanart/incest porn causes your computer to burst into flames
>sadness
>you decide to go out on the patio and smoke a cigarette
sounds comfy

>>528550256
>>528550380
Imoutoes

>>528551751
Oh shit yeah she looks pregnant there
But isn't she showing the youngest daughter the newborn twins? Is she pregnant to the fifth child then?

>>528552017
She's showing her a book about siblinghood

>>528552017
>But isn't she showing the youngest daughter the newborn twins?
No, on the left is Audrey when she was younger and Ashley was pregnant with the twins
>>528552090
I hope the implication isnt Ashley grooming her daughter to fuck her brother

>>528552090
>Ashley telling her eldest daughter "That's just how it is when you have a sibling."
And the cycle continues... Bravo Nemlei

>close census
>fast /calg/ returns
D-d-do you want me to reopen it for just a bit?

>>528551751
Still the best future family fan portrait

>>528538037
when will my tablet return from war

>>528537713
YAR HAR how the fuck do you play this without a keyboard there is no backspace

>>528552336
She won't have to groom them. The Graves naturally keep it in the family. In fact, they amplified their incest genetics in their children by inbreeding in the first place. Trust the plan.

>>528552512
>2 girls
>2 boys
The artist knew what they were doing come on now

>>528552954
>>528553125
the fanfic lore is that the older one hates the idea of incest and the younger one hates the older sister cause the twins are obsessed with her

>>528552954
CofFinnish scientists in the future will call this "The Graves effect". The Graves family- who's the ruling elite of CofFinland, will pay gorillions of dollars to spread Delphic propaganda and normalize and popularize insenctse.

>>528552954
Bratty brother requires correction

>>528552954
>they amplified their incest genetics in their children by inbreeding in the first place
thats what causes defective offsprings tho

>>528553417
False.

>>528553417
Not in a selective environment it does not! Not to mention demon fuckery will tip the odds in a better genetic combinations favour. I said trust the plan!

>>528550708
Yes? Hello, anon! Please don't ask for more feet pics.

>>528553583
its true
>>528553590
>Not in a selective environment it does not!
are you implying post-birth abortions?
>Not to mention demon fuckery will tip the odds in a better genetic combinations favour
they need to get rid of the demons though

>>528548509
too bad she cant have children anymore

>>528553767
We talked about this 6 million times already. But natural selection purges deleterious genes etc etc, however you want to take it. It's not necessarily inbreeding itself that causes the defects, it's the genes and the environment that effects them (as always).

>>528537713
Those are just the demo versions of the game. Which was technically free on Steam at one point.

>>528553737
No! I wanna hold your hand, I haven't been the same man since I saw you coming in.

>>528553417
The plural of "offspring" is still "offspring", so you're wrong by default. Check m8 librul.

>>528553767
Recessive genes aren't bad. Blue eyes are recessive, for instance.
>post-birth abortions
No, but any retarded ones will exit the gene pool by failing to mate.

>>528554496
>Recessive genes aren't bad. Blue eyes are recessive, for instance.
Huntington's Disease is dominant too

>>528554160
LET'S HAVE A TOAST TO THE GIRL IN 341

>>528553893
My mother had me at 40

>>528555671
Ah, that's why you're posting in /calg/.

>>528555671
and that's why you're here. I know one guy who's mother birthed him at 40. he's ugly and awkward

Weird thing I've noticed: The older the parents conceive, the naturally older their children look. My oldest sibling looks young as shit, even still. Meanwhile I look like I'm in my mid 30s... and have since I was like 25

Are you sure Andy and Leyley aren't american? They totally fit the stereotype of white trailer trash

>>528540297
You know, I've actually been considering coding a game and I like your ideas.

>>528557989
Reminds me

>>528558290
I FUCKING LOVE GIRLFEET

>>528553737
I'm not the one who asked for feet pics, I swear on my life! I wanted to smalltalk about how your day's been and ask if you wanted some coffee! We'd then go out for coffee where I'd gleefully listen to you ramble about 25yo video games; in turn, I'd reminisce about a YTP from 2008, exciting you with confirmation that I'm not a poseur after all, thus inspiring within you the courage to show me the yaoi fanfiction you wrote in 2008; you'd be a little shy sharing that sorta stuff, but I'd dutifully read it and tell you your fanfiction was pretty good but that we could make it a little less fictional (and less gay). Then you'd blush, paralysed with emotion and confused; you'd tell me there's no way I'd be interested in such a young man would be interested in you, but I'd gently grab your hands and tell you I've been chasing you in my dreams my whole life...But then I remembered 4chan is a website that doesn't serve coffee ;_;

>>528560529
>Ye I kno it's prolly kannon and shieeet
Negrified America.. We wuz a nice country once.

>>528553737
I'm not the one who asked for feet pics, I swear on my life! I wanted to smalltalk about how your day's been and ask if you wanted some coffee! We'd then go out for coffee where I'd gleefully listen to you ramble about 25yo video games; in turn, I'd reminisce about a YTP from 2008, exciting you with confirmation that I'm not a poseur after all, thus inspiring within you the courage to show me the yaoi fanfiction you wrote in 2008; you'd be a little shy sharing that sorta stuff, but I'd dutifully read it and tell you your fanfiction was pretty good but that we could make it a little less fictional (and less gay). Then you'd blush, paralysed with emotion and confusion; you'd tell me there's NO way such a young man would be interested in you, but I'd gently grab your hands and tell you I've been chasing you in my dreams my whole life...But then I remembered 4chan is a website that doesn't serve coffee ;_;

>>528560836
Is this a pasta?

>>528560529
IIRC, it was Euros who said the suburban layout of where the parents live is super American

>>528561069
NO! I WROTE IT WITH CHEST! AND HAD TO CORRECT AN ERROR! Do you wanna go out for coffee?

>>528560529
>>528561019
are you retarded
>posting a screencap of a reddit screencap
you are retarded

>>528560529
>>528561127
What is European layout like?

This general is mentally ill, i mean it

>>528561127
Scandinavia is different from the rest of poorope

andrew and ashley graves, truly scandinavian names

>>528561069
...So you don't want a coffee?

>>528557989
Trailer trash is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>528562196
Listen, Nemlei's word is law. If she's they're in a fictional north-European country, that is what it is.

>>528562196
They are jewish

>>528561962
How so? And aren't Andrew and Ashley Finnish?
>>528562593
>Trailer trash is based and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
They always know how to have most fun!

>>528542128
Peter, is it true that Andrew and Ashley could potentially conceive a child that is perfectly healthy?

>>528562606
Nobody in the game acts jewish except LU.

>>528562196
English names are fashionable all around the world

>>528562593
I know they are from a fictional north-European country, but i also cant blame people for thinking some elements look american because they are. Unlike the autismos having a meltdown above

>>528562691
Renee seems to be quite greedy and selfish though...

>>528562676
Finland is in Scandinavia

>>528562593
>>528562676
>meth addicted chimp retards are good
they are just slightly better than joggers

>>528562680
Why yes, Stewie. In fact, it's not just possible, it's entirely likely. Ya see, Stewie, the notion that incest produces defective children is based upon cultural prejudices dated back centuries, millennia even. "But Peter," you ask, "surely doctors and geneticists wouldn't *lie* to us about incest being bad, would they?" You'd be amazed at how incestuous the medical community is, Stewie. Thing is, nobody wants to do the proper research on a "solved problem," there's no profit in that, so if the results of the scientific journals they cite are faulty due to bad or biased research, nobody is going to question the validity of it when at best it would encourage behavior they personally find reprehensible.
>>528563172
I feel safer in a trailer park than any given neighborhood in Chicago that doesn't have gates.

I remember this reen, it was really fun. I wish Nemlei (pbuh) put something like this in an optional dialogue when they were teenagers or something.

>>528561937
So is every general on this site
You have to be mentally ill to circle jerk a topic ad-infinitum

>>528561937
How many more times are you gonna say this

>>528561937
Bite your siblings

>>528542296
You have never been truly in love.

>>528561032
>>528561284
>>528562223
Awww, I'll have to pass on the coffee, sweet anon. I'm actually already married, but don't worry, you'll find another nice girl to take out.

>>528564327
New ritualposting just dropped by guys

>>528561032
Take your ass back to /soc/ we're not having this again after 2 years

>>528564827
Come to think of it, I can't think of any instance of this beautiful sprite being used. Not even one. Where does it show up?

>>528565537
>I can't think of any instance of this beautiful sprite being used.
Good.

>>528565537
After Andrew kabedons Ashley in episode 1 they laugh it off and Ashley smiles like that.

>>528561937
The whole website is mentally ill

>>528565537
It's used in the basement and the tower when Ashley asks for a hug

>>528565775
This. We're all a happy family of freaks, nothing to be ashamed of.

>>528564405
In the sensitive spots

>>528566693
If only the actual cartoon was this hot

>>528566693
Pincest was my entry drug

>>528566693
I hate my sister, she twisted my nipple out of nowhere a few years back and it fucking hurt so much, and then she had the gall to tell me I can't twist HER nipple because she's a woman.

>>528563409
To expand on my post a bit, one of the things I want to bring up is the 1971 study on incest, known as the Prague Study published in the Acta Chirurgiae Plasticae, which is famously cited as an example of the deleterious effects of incest. Of the 29 children examined as having come from brother-sister and father-daughter incest, 20 of them expressed congenital abnormalities with four directly linked to recessive alleles. There are two major biases to address with this: First, the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues. This could skew the sample toward those with visible abnormalities, inflating the reported rate of defects (20 out of 29, or ~69%). Children without issues might have been less likely to come to medical attention, especially in a context with limited genetic screening. Second, The small sample size (29 children) limits generalizability. Incestuous births are rare, and the study likely drew from a specific region or hospital, which may not represent a broader population. The methodology itself is equally flawed, as genetic testing in this era was extremely rudimentary and may have misattributed defects arising from environmental teratogens or non-recessive genetic issues to inbreeding. Secondly, the study didn't compare outcomes to a control group of non-incestuous births from similar backgrounds.

>>528565694
That's this one >>528564715, which is used plenty. I wish there were more instances of the smile one.
>>528565892
I haven't memorized Episode 3 yet, damnit...

>>528567290
this just sounds like cope, like trannies saying kids should get hormones

>>528564715
>I'm actually already married,
nta but HUSSY DETECTED! OUTBREEDER!

>>528567290
>First, the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues.
This is the kicker. Siblings who consensuslky fucked and produced a healthy child aren't going to tell the world that they conceived, nor will anybody suspect the uncle Pete of actually being the father.

>>528567806
That doesnt make sense, genes doesn't care about consensual sex or not

>>528567290
>the study focused on children who were likely identified through medical or social services, meaning they may have already presented with health issues.
Things like this are so common in scientific circles it's insane. Modern academia is a fucking joke.
>>528567542
You didn't read shit and you should make sure to inbreed so that your retarded genes don't contaminate the rest of the gene pool.

>>528567919
If you get raped then you're probably going to tell someone you got raped, which will make it obvious that your child is the product of inbreeding. If you consensually had sex with your sibling however, telling the world would be confessing to a felony; hence, you are not going to tell the world you fucked your sibling, and the world will not suspect your healthy child of being inbred.

This affects sample selection for studies.

>>528568180
Pic related is you anon

>>528564715
You had me ask my own wife if she was posting here just now.

>>528568180
>you are not going to tell the world you fucked your sibling, and the world will not suspect your healthy child of being inbred.
But you're implying the study is biased for having defective children because the kids were all products of rape or whatnot. It doesnt make sense imo, since consensual or not the kids should be healthy or unhealthy on the same amount.

>>528565775
>>528566145
>The whole website is mentally ill
>We're all a happy family of freaks
We're like the Chainsaw Massacre family. Speaking of, would Andrew and Leyley get along with them?

>>528567919
No, you're not paying attention. The samples are taken over a know population with said genetical defects, but the healthy offsprings are secluded from these studies because incestuous couples tend to keep to themselves. Incest is illegal in the majority of places on earth, it makes sense that they only took samples from generations that carry over health defects from some hell hole (First, these anomalies could present themselves in non-related couples, and second, it's important to take in consideration that people fall into having kids at the edge of menopause and pay for it). Also, there is the simple possibility that it's all made up to sell a narrative and there is not even a single one trustworthy study ever.

>>528568532
>incest cannibals
probably not though

>>528567290
To provide an example of the absolute risk of any given sibling pair, we can take something like cystic fibrosis as an example (~1 in 2500 rate of carrying). In order for consanguineous incest to play a factor in the expression of a recessive trait, it must be present in both parents. If one of the parents is a carrier for the allele, this puts it at a roughly 0.0025% odds both children will inherit the trait, with a 25% chance of the trait manifesting in their child, this puts the absolute risk at ~0.000625% that a randomly selected sibling pair would have a child manifesting cystic fibrosis. Obviously some populations have higher risks of certain diseases than others (~1 in 30 ashkenazi jews are carriers for Tay-Sachs, for example) which sharply increases these odds, but ultimately it's a numbers game and genetic screening further reduces this risk.

>>528568416
Anon, the point is that if you CAN keep the fact your child is inbred a secret, you WILL keep it a secret. And if your child is fucking retarded, you can't keep it a secret. It's not about rape specifically.

That affects sample selection for studies.

>>528568564
>The samples are taken over a know population with said genetical defects, but the healthy offsprings are secluded from these studies because incestuous couples tend to keep to themselves
I don't understand this
What is the difference between couples that keep to themselves and the ones that got outted due rape?

I am NOT reading all these words

>>528568948
You shouldn't, one of them is deliberately acting daft

>>528568903
The difference is that sibling couples who produce healthy children are invisible to the study. This increases the proportion of retarded children in the sample.

>>528568903
Are you serious?

>>528568903
>What is the difference between couples that keep to themselves and the ones that got outted due rape?
Anon, the point isn't just rape. If you're studying the results of an incestuous pairing, something brought that child or pairing to somebody's attention. Rape is one thing that could have put them on the radar, the child having health issues could also have done it... the point is it wasn't a random selection, if two siblings consensually reproduce and have a healthy child, they aren't going to say shit, which occludes them from the selection. Hence the selection bias.

>>528569267
But what about the incest rape cases that produced healthy children? They dont exist?
>>528569321
Yeah

>>528569430
They exist, but the sample is missing a huge chunk of healthy children if the only healthy ones included are the products of rape.

>>528568742
You need to start a NGO with the purpose of 'combating antisemitic stereotypes about same-blood parenthood' so that way the jews will pay you to write incest propaganda all day long.

>>528568948
I know. I know you can't.

>>528568389
No it was my wife don't worry

>>528568948
Do you think she was a good lay or just a dead fish?

How would the siblings have turned out with unlimited internet access from a young age?

>>528569710
WRONG. Every femanon is my wife.

>>528569625
I do it for free. I have a vested interest in making sure the risks are well-understood through a lens of rationality and mathematics rather than cultural bias, anything that is "everybody knows" should be critically examined.

Modern jew science is such a fucking disaster mfs can't even comprehend how a study should work

>>528569846
Andrew would've been 100x more normal, he would've developed some obscure fetish that overpowers his feelings for Ashley.

>>528569719
Assertive and entitled, the guards were probably nothing more than meat dildos to her

>>528569625
Un4chanately the israelites would shut that down immadiately. Too much family structure and genetic purity involved.

>>528569719
Gripped harder than a retard
>>528569846
They would probably cope about being social outcasts with the internet in some way

Scathing lack of Julia in the past 48 hours

>>528569981
I don't know, I would rather my son want to fuck his sister than find out he's that guy with a fetish for women being filled with whipped cream until they explode.

>>528570129
I would rather my son want to fuck his sister than want to outbreed.

>>528569921
These fuckers got the colour of Neptune wrong for decades and didn't catch on until last year. We were completely wrong about a planet in our own fucking system and nobody scrutinised it for 35 years.

>>528569846
Andrew is unaffected. Ashley frequents kiwifarms and then becomes a lolcow.

>>528570269
The graves empire!

>>528570387
Wait a second, was she https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAyml3Fxgo just Ashley from the alt timeline?

>>528570537
Douglas would never. Ashley would be like Moxie, just attention whoring like any of her peers.

>>528569880
Trust me bro you don't want this one (whiny)

>>528567067
What makes that so special? Twist her nipple, anon!

>>528569846
Andrew would've been fingering his sister's pussy since middle school.

>>528569846
This would have never happened in the internet era. Ashley would replace Andrew by some guy she just meet on MySpace, and Andrew would be a lawyer and join organized crime.

Coffin "what if" scenarios are the most boring for me.
>What if Andrew and Ashley weren't Andrew and Ashley huh who would they be??

>>528571116
My sides, this is how it is every single time.

>>528570903
The siblings were codependent long before Ashley would be old enough to e-date

>>528570698
>Noelelepen
Based
>>528570121
Well?

>>528571229
I don't know why anons insist on them not being codependent or being normal siblings in these types of hypothetical situations. It's like the only thing that keeps them still Andrew and Ashley while you put them in environments that would bring out two entirely different people.

>>528571229
>>528571472
I just think they would inevitably spend less time with eachother if they had computers and internet

>>528571502
Can I motorboat a fat bitch's belly without tripping up her self image issues?

>>528571229
Nobody cared about Ashley except Andrew. Andrew didn't care about anything else except Ashley. If Ashley got the same amount of attention from someone else instead of living in seclusion, things would have turned out different. I could see Ashley having at least some fake sense of belonging using the internet, and in general, the effects of the information age would be terrible for the psyche of these characters.

>>528571674
borderline impossible

>>528571674
Just berate her for not being confident enough until it improves

>>528570304
Another example of medical research bias is circumcision. Mainstream sources recommend circumcision, all of them defer to the American Academy of Pediatrics which released a one page policy statement backed up by a 22 page epidemiological technical report. I'm not going to go on another massive rant about something that isn't incest related, but the summary is that the research of this document was insanely biased, had faulty methodology, didn't actually implement any controls, and in fact outright lied about the results of their study. The more you look under the veil, the more you realize that the so-called experts might not actually know what the fuck they're talking about. Another brief example is the motherfucker who pretended to be a psychologist as revenge against the field, and none of his "peers" questioned him when he said completely off-the-wall shit because he sounded like he knew what he was talking about and didn't want to look dumb or misinformed by not knowing his sources (he had none, he made everything the fuck up.)

>>528536946 (OP)
Why are so many of you freaks into incest? Don't you understand it's wrong on a societal and moral level?

>>528571860
Why don't you kill yourself? Check m8.

>>528571674
Not unless you want to see more cut scars forming on her

>>528571330
>Well?
I went to have dinner after making that post. NOW we can post Julia
>>528571674
Not really. It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good way

>>528571860
I'm going to answer this implying that this is an honest question. Is rather simple: People who got into serious incestuous relationships are things that just simply happens; you fall in love with someone and that happens to be your sibling, nothing to do about it, what gives. Of course, in the other side of the coin, is just morbidity from the fetish, another porn tag to jack off to.
>Societal and moral level
This is a personal measurement.

>>528571860
Imouto love is a staple of 4chan. Although some anons come out too much of a tryhard at times in these threads

>>528571860
People who are into incest as a fetish aren't actually the ones fucking their family members

>>528572121
>Not really. It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good way
It's hard to tell most people that something they view as a negative about themselves is actually attractive to you. Inc'est la vie.

>>528572207
>Hey Andrew, did you know that according to genetics

>>528572121
Flooziepits...

>>528572363
It's crazy too, because I've seen so many women say that their boyfriends/husbands have made them fat and told them to stay that way. Yet, society is broadly obsessed with thinness. Just doesn't square up to me
>Inc'est la vie.
That's really good, I chuckled

There is NOTHING wrong with incest.

There is NOTHING right with outcest.

>>528572121
>It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good way
it can work if instead of even minimally implying she's big, you say that she's hot and sexy instead

>>528572576
>society is broadly obsessed with thinness
Are you stuck in the 80's? Women are getting fat as whales and said society labels them as second grade goddesses. Of course, that is to sell sweaters thrice as big to the porkchops after companies lure them with ads telling them that.

>>528572767
Hnnnnnnnnnng but I wanna squeeze her stomach rolls and call her my big girl

>>528563409
>>528567290
Thank you Peter. I never thought of it that way

>>528572824
Women may be getting fatter, but the broad societal trend is still towards thinness. Ozempic took the news by storm and it's considered perverted to like big girls

>>528572824
>Women are getting fat as whales and said society labels them as second grade goddesses
not him but dont be fooled, women are still obsessed with being thin and the ones that praise fat girls are harpies pretending.
remember women hate women

>>528572121
>It's impossible to tell a girl she's big in a good way
Just talk about her tits.

>>528573110
This desu, saying a girl has big tits is the female equivalent of saying a dude has a big dick
Unfortunately they hate to know they have big asses though

>>528573040
>remember women hate women
Correct. Women will happily heap praise on other women they don't view as competition, meanwhile if they feel threatened they will go out of their way to ruin that woman's life or make her miserable. Obviously not ALL women are like this, I'm speaking broadly, but the shit my sister had to endure was inhumane and makes guys getting into fistfights look tame.

>>528573110
But I want to sink my hands into her soft jiggly tummy

>>528573278
>the shit my sister had to endure was inhumane
Holy shit yeah, fucking horrible. My sister's high school life was shit because of that. At least as guys you just fight it out.

>>528573546
Yeah, but talk about her tits while doing that. Consider it a method of submission.

>>528573546
Touching that fat bump in front of her uterus while fucking from behind is as far as you can get.

>>528573278
>>528573720
What was it? I remember making the girl who bullied my sister trip and fall flat on her face. She loves bringing that up

>>528573278
I think women hating women is largely a young women thing, especially in middle/high school and the beginning of college. I had a really hard time making friends in school and it seems like the hatred from other girls was just dialed up to the extreme for no reason?? I've found that as an adult the level of vitriol and unspecified hate decreased dramatically. I feel like guys just get to beat the shit out of each other and it solves their problems but girls have some psychological need to inflict long lasting mental damages on their perceived enemies.

>>528574426
>not curbstomping her afterwards
You have much restraint

>>528574426
Cute!

>>528574803
I was 17 and the girl like 11, plus it was in front of the school and it was packed with people, maybe if no one was around

>>528570121
was very busy yesterday

>>528574426
>What was it?
It's kind of insane from my perspective since my sister told me she wouldn't bother anybody and would generally just isolate herself with her small group of friends and then lock herself in her room when she got home, but apparently some girl or several girls she knew so little she couldn't even remember their names started a rumor that she had multiple STDs and prostituted herself, completely out of nowhere and seemingly for no reason. The way she made it sound is that nobody really believed it or disbelieved it, but she could tell people she didn't know very well were not keen on interacting with her and that shit followed her for her junior and senior year. If I were a betting man I would put good money that the girl(s) who started that rumor thought she was competition or something considering how attractive she is.

Hussies. Not even once.

>>528575519
Is this yuri?

>>528574426
>reveal info about your sister
Nice try fed

>>528575885
No, I think it's Julia.

>>528575885
kibou-kage

>>528574426
Have you impregnated your sister yet?

I genuinely cannot stop thinking about how much I wish Julia had a 9 inch cock and how much I'd love to suck it while looking up at her embarrassed face as I drool all over her pelvis and take her cock deep down my throat

>Carves up human bodies
>Doesn't puke
That boy ain't right.

>>528576816
Might need to recalibrate your radar.

>>528576962
Andrew ended up getting used to death when he had his first kill at early age

>>528573278
A couple of years back my (older) sister and I were once discussing our experiences in high school and at one point I said that while other high-schoolers in our country can be annoying and bothersome, on average they were decent and okay to deal with. This upset her and when I tried to probe a bit further into why she thought otherwise, she teared up, rushed to the bathroom, and locked herself in there for a few minutes. I really had no idea until that point that she was put through something nasty enough to bring her to tears a decade later and I felt like a massive piece of shit for opening those emotional wounds for her. Still have no idea about what exactly went through and I don't think I'll ever know since I absolutely do not want to cause a reaction like that from her ever again, but it made me realize that my statement might have held true for teenage boys, but maybe not for the girls.

In retrospect, the only fight in my class that got the cops involved was a catfight. Should have re-calibrated my rosy misunderstanding of the fairer sex back then.

>>528577364
>anon is gay
>anon is infertile
>anon has already impregnated his sister
>anon is a female
which do you mean

>>528577719
This entire general is just one anon talking to himself

>>528571941
The hell is wrong with leyley's face here, why is she a turtle. Can someone fix this

>>528576816
I feel 0 sexual attraction towards my siblings

>>528575609
>started a rumor that she had multiple STDs and prostituted herself, completely out of nowhere and seemingly for no reason
Many such cases. In high school girls in my class started a rumor about a girl fucking teachers to get grades out of nowhere. They got suspended for it

>>528575609
>considering how attractive she is
name one actress she's similar to

>>528577454
Awwww. Make sure you give your sister a hug.

>>528576962
its just the tumblr sexyman acting up

>>528577454
>boys at most would fight eachother but eventually might even become friends
>girls inflict permanent traumas onto eachother for no reason

>>528576962
Nonsense! I carve up human bodies too. Next thing you're gonna tell me I ain't right.

>>528573728
>>528573878
>>528573546
>>528573256
>>528571674
Women's tits are their biggest confidence booster and you should leverage this fact. Love her tits as much as you love her, and take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster). Make your foreplay very breast centric too. Also, find opportunities (eg when kissing) to keep your palm rested slightly above her abdomen, and modify this ritual over the weeks to lower your hand. You can eventually start thinking about subtly squeezing once she knows her tummy is sexy. Basically, if you can make her deathly afraid of losing weight, you're well on your way to face-in-belly having a positive effect on her ego.

>>528579462
>and take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster).
I dont know about that one, my gf hates when i take random pics of her

/calg/ - tips and tricks to make your sister not want to lose weight

I wouldn't let any of you near my sister either

>>528579846
Well, that's the spirit, yeah

>>528578806
I guess she kind of looks like Chloe Grace Moretz in the face. I'm not too familiar with actresses desu and I can't think of any that are also insanely tall and uh... gifted.

A sister should never leave her house without a brother to accompany her.

>>528579462
>Ashley praises her tits too
Add this to the Nemlei is a woman list
>>528579846
Based

>>528579938
Kek
>>528580153
Does she look like Angie Faith

>>528580153
So Venom Snake and Chloe Grace Moretz in Carrie huh, you're getting hyperborean visas for sure

>>528580331
>Venom Snake
Huh?

>>528580331
FUCK YOU I was gonna bring up Venom Snake first

>>528580449
are you not drunkanon?

>>528580331
>>528580458
Life imitates art, and the other way around.

>>528580613
No, I mean I am but that's just a weird comparison. Maybe if I squint REALLY hard in the mirror I could see it, but I don't think I look that manly.

>>528580613
No, that's not him.

>>528580804
It's just what that hapa from these threads that met you said you looked like back then, Venom Snake but without scars and more pale

>>528579462
>take constant photos of her too (another retardedly huge confidence booster)
I don't know if that is necessarily true, but CEASING to take photos of her will fucking annihilate her self-image. My sister has gained weight over the years and cried to me once about how her boyfriend doesn't take nearly as many pictures of her anymore.

>>528580804
>>528580808
My sides
>No! That is NOT drunkanon!

>>528580153
>Chloe Grace Moretz
You lucky bastard. That was my celebrity crush growing up
Oh to have a Moretz sisterwife waiting at home when i finish my shift.

>>528581031
LOL
This has been an excellent /calg/, I love you guys.

>>528580940
I don't want to remember that. As far as the comparison? I don't see it, I'm too boyish, which is why I would usually keep some stubble or a beard to compensate.

>>528580987
You know, everything you need to do to lose weight is just simply stop over eating, or eat light. Your body burn millions of calories by just existing. Cardio helps too, but it's not strictly necessary.

>>528580804
>>528581181
Drunkanon you didn't answer: Does your sister look like Angie Faith?

>>528581521
That's a much better comparison than the one I came up with. I don't know whether to be concerned or applaud you.

>>528581792
Okay then boyish Venom Snake and Angie Faith it is. Thanks drunkanon I needed this, I'm a visual learner.

>>528581521
Actually, fuck you, I just looked up her filmography. What the hell is wrong with you man?

>>528579462
Cool, but how do I convince Julia to pee on my face?

>>528582034
>I'm a visual learner.
same desu

>>528582036
What? She's just a talented actress.

>>528582327
I don't think what she does for "acting" need any talent in particular.

>>528582036
>What the hell is wrong with you man?
Porn addiction, nigga thinks in porn actresses.

>>528581502
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>528582404
I still haven't forgiven you for making your sister exercise

>>528582567
H-how the hell did you knew that i made those posts in particular? What the hell?

>>528582567
>I still haven't forgiven you for making your sister exercise
Okay but she's healthy now instead of being super underweight, so she also has net gained weight.

>>528582508
He said she looked kinda like Chloe Grace Moretz except taller and with big tits. And then I remembered another actress who vaguely looks like Chloe Grace Moretz except taller and with big tits. It's hard to forget!

It's so bullshit that if i breed my sister i won't be creating literal clones of me
it's basic maths, 50% + 50% = 100%, yet it wont happen

>>528582876
I don't know how I never asked this but does she know you post about her here? Does she know about /calg/ at all?

>>528583443
After about 16 generations of back-to-back sibling inbreeding, it's possible for all further generations of inbreeding to result in clones of the 16th generation.

>>528551940
Viddu bersonal addack :DDD

>>528572328
Shots n Such deserved to have a part 2 route.

>>528585445
They should make an anime with that concept where they use it to create an entire family of OP exorcists or something.
Basically DIY cloning of some OP couple.

>>528587308
Yes. I want to see more of them in that route.

>>528588150
its called guilty gear

>>528588150
I wrote a shitpost here about a top secret US military black project to kidnap genetically superior siblings and induct them into a breeding programme, so as to create a template super soldier that can be reproduced 1:1.

>>528590813
Fuck it I'll repost it

This document has been leaked in direct violation of CIA security protocols. If you are reading this, know that I have risked everything to bring you this information. The program described below is real and under way. I do not know how far along the project is; only that it has begun. If my projections are correct, the first human trials have already taken place, and the initial generational cycles are well underway. This is no longer theoretical. The public must be warned. May God have mercy on us all.

CLASSIFIED - PROJECT CRATE
CLEARANCE LEVEL: _
STATUS: ACTIVE
AUTHORIZED BY: ______

OVERVIEW
Project CRATE is a long-term genetic research initiative aimed to produce a biologically optimized next-generation combat unit possessing unmatched intelligence, physical resilience and strategic capability.

The success of the project depends on the removal of genetic randomness by standardizing an idealized genotype, ensuring a perfect transfer of optimal traits between generations with zero deviation in fitness. Predictive modeling estimates that the Ultimate Lifeform may be born after approximately fifteen (15) cycles of the program, achieving hereditary stabilization and thus a fully scalable and reproducible asset.

IMPLEMENTATION
Subject acquisition:
Nationwide surveillance operations are identifying brother-and-sister pairs with superior genetic markers in physical fitness and intelligence. Upon selection, subjects are extracted and relocated to undisclosed facilities. Full erasure of relevant missing person records may be authorized upon __________.

Controlled recombination:
Subjects produce successive generations via mating with their ________; offspring thereof are admitted into the program as subjects. Non-viable offspring are removed from the program.

PROJECTIONS
After sixteen (16) generations, the program is expected to yield genetic copies of the fifteenth (15th) generation. Any specimen reaching this threshold will be classified as "The Ultimate Lifeform".

When did you last physically interact with a family member?
You HAVE done so in the last twelve months right?

What's even the point of having an imouto when she's not Ashley or Kirino or Karen or Tsukihi? God, being 3D is so shit

>>528592853
>When did you last physically interact with a family member?
12 minutes ago

>>528590813
>>528591352
I had that idea too.
Hell, a bunch of noble families were basically that.
>>528591543
Insanely based.

>>528593962
Did it involve your penis?

>>528596070
no

Thank god for slow /calg/. I don't have to worry about all the hundreds of quality posts I must be missing while I haven't been checking the thread for an hour.

>>528596405
Yup, and don't you forget it. It's not always constant dopamine around here

>>528596089
Lame and undelphic

I want to cum on Andrew's twerking ass. I want to fuck his boypussy in a mating press while he holds my face with his feet covered in sweaty thigh highs. I want to suck on his puffy nipples as he cums from having his prostate hammered into submission.

>>528596405
This but unironically. I have to read everything that gets posted here so I really appreciate the thread being slow.

>>528598910
Finally someone who shares my /calg/ autism.

Stick.

>>528599243
Stickley

Another long night of wasting away

>>528599941
just take a shit bro

>>528571860
>Why are so many of you freaks into incest?
Dunno. I asked myself why many times but I still have no definite answer. I just find them neat. Nostalgia of the time I had with my sis perhaps?
>Don't you understand it's wrong on a societal and moral level?
Lol
Lmao even

>>528569846
Andrew visits 4chan and confesses to Ashley after getting some feedback ( 'Just do it you faggot') from anons

>>528601615

>Andrew: Sup /b/ I'm in love with my sister, how do I get her to love me?
>4Chan: Tell her how you feel, then rape her pooper and maybe feed her your neighbor's heart as a romantic gift.

>>528601615
I wonder what happened to the Anon who ruined his sister's Christmas by confessing his love to her

>>528602439
Do you have the pic?

>>528602652
How am I supposed to live while knowing I'll never have a sister like Ashley?

Leyley is so STUPID and DUMB, she accidentally added 6 zeros to the actual number

Pre-Episode 3 days. Good times.

>>528599941
I spent the day outdoors and rode my bike about 20 miles. Why didn't you go outside to enjoy the warm weather? You're allowed to do it whenever you want anon.

>>528604763
>Why didn't you go outside to enjoy the warm weather?
It's 96 degrees, anon. I mowed the lawn today and had to stop every 60 seconds to wipe the sweat from my eyes

>>528604981
So go to a lake and swim, I did and it was great.

>>528604981
Do Americans actually have lawns to mow regularly? I thought that stuff was only on TV (or the 50s)

>>528605523
Do they actually have barbecue parties?

>>528605353
I know /calg/ won't like this, but my sister actually went to the lake today
>>528605523
Do Euros not? Yeah, everyone in the suburbs has green lawns they have to mow regularly in the summer

>>528604487
Philip is dead. Long live Douglas!

>>528605621
>le supposedly inbred American
>didn't even accompany his sister when she went to the lake
Mom was right, your name is Dissappointment.

>>528604981
Dude, you live in a country with anywhere from 10 to 30 million illegal tacos and you mow your own lawn?? Just pay one of them like $8.

>>528605523
What do you have, dirt?
>>528605621
>my sister actually went to the lake today
You should've gone with, if only to escape the heat and have a good time.
No not like that you sick fuck, why are you even thinking of that?

>>528606528
>pay
HELL no
>>528606616
>You should've gone with
She went with her friend and I didn't want to be weird. Well, I didn't think of asking to go along until now, but she probably would've said no

>>528592853
I think I got a half hug or a pat on the back during the New Year's party, or maybe the alcohol makes me misremember.

>>528606616
>What do you have
Apartment building.

>>528607269
Based and CofFinnish.

>>528606616
>What do you have, dirt?
Are we really gonna pretend that owning a $500k house is the norm? It's not even normal for first world countries, iirc the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.

>>528606948
It's probably for the best you don't pay for that and do it yourself, I assume you get as much exercise as a sloth. Plus aren't you a taco yourself?

>Cain and Abel
LMAO this fits so well actually
I NEED post good™ happy family ending slice of life of the Graves family.

>>528607647
>the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.
Eurofucks aren't first world.

>>528608175
Cute

I want to tell Julia about my suicidal ideation so we can work on our mental health together as a couple!

>>528609535
I want to tell Julia to keep cutting herself!

>>528540595
This is the best dilfdrew and milfley I've seen

>>528542534
>LfN has attempted to bridge the gap in computing prowess in the esteemed African-American scholarly communities
What's LfN?
>>528542932
As in (he) sisterfucks?

Some men drown while others die of thirst.

>>528544407
>I just think having my throat stuffed would feel better than licking a vagina.
Good thing you are not supposed to lick the woman's vagina when you perform cunnilingus.

>>528607647
>the average first worlder rents a dinky shoebox apartment.
I have a nice front and back yard

>>528610672
Really? What do you do?

>>528612229
You lick the woman's clitoris. And if you're the same Anon who wants to suck cock, then you're in luck because a penis is just a mutated clitoris.

>>528612809
>You lick the woman's clitoris.
Isn't that the same as licking the vagina?

>>528550956
What is this?

>>528610530
Probably fake

>>528612809
>clitoris isn't part of the vagina

>>528613017
>>528613167
The vagina is the hole. The entire set of female genitalia is known as a pussy in the common parlance.

>>528610429
>What's LfN?
https://web.archive.org/web/20121127163753/http://linuxforniggers.us/

oh boy i take a break and "cunnilingus" guy is back

>>528583459
She doesn't know, but she also absolutely wouldn't care. In fact, arguably she'd be much more forthcoming about certain things than I ever would be, she's pretty no-fucks-given about a fair bit of things.

>>528614024
What

>>528539282
Glad to see this shit ass image I made being used by others.

Ashley with ???

>>528615920
??? with Ashley more like

>>528610530
You ever see a pair of siblings and think to yourself "GOD they need to inbreed"?

>>528616470
Whenever I see a pair of cute siblings in media, yeah.

>>528617692
I mean real siblings

>>528616470
In high school I once told my friend that she and her brother made a very cute couple after seeing them arguing about I don't even remember what. She laughed and told me to fuck off. We're married now so I guess they can't have been that close.

>>528618548
You cucked a brother in waiting! How undelphic!

>>528618210
Baroness Ashley Harkonnen

Why doesn't Nemlei just draw h scenes? The Julia tongue proves she could nail it.