>oscar winning excellent director
>arguably the best writer of all time with multiple other hit novels and movies wrote the script
>all star cast including oscar winners and popular current actors (bardem, pitt, fassbender, diaz)
...
>turns out to be unwatchable incoherent garbage that ends with the worst-delivered monologue of all time
the only memorable parts of the movie are the assassination device used on brad pitt, cameron diaz cementing herself as the worst actress of a generation, and having nightmares about Bardem saying
>COWNSALURRRRRRRR
over and over again with his stupid haircut
You can argue there are worse movies with low budgets and dumb ideas, but i couldn't believe how terrible this was vs expectation and what they had to work with. This is like if you gave a 5 star chef the finest, freshest ingredients in the world and they made uneatable garbage