A movie so bad, it's just bad. A movie which no enjoyment could be derived from, ironic or otherwise.

>>212056903 (OP)
Without a doubt "Lady Ballers".

I forget but it was bad

>>212056953
>2023
Hardly surprising.

>>212056903 (OP)
bloodsucking freaks, winnie the pooh blood & honey, rocky horror picture show, the many saints of newark and worst of all
>picrel

>>212057146
I don't think I've ever seen a movie that made me feel as much hatred as master of disguise

>>212057317
same bro freddy got fingered just made me depressed but ts pmo fr

>>212056903 (OP)
G20 ("starring" Viola Davis)

>>212056903 (OP)
I thought that this flick was a 2/10 elevated to 6/10 because of Mel desu. It's comfy and nowhere near the worst movie ever, you're a faggot OP.

Candyman

>>212057146
Nah this movie is dumb but the worst thing about it is the lead character is an annoying faggot. When he’s playing other people it’s fine.

>>212056903 (OP)
Super dark times

unironically titanic

the entire movie was just product placement, even worse than jack and jill
and it came out 2 years ago

>>212058184
>his wife died in a car accident because he wanted Baskin Robbins™ 31 Flavors™ Ice Cream

I know this is a generic answer but I've genuinely never had a worse time watching a film than with the original suicide squad. Painfully bad. It wasn't even so-bad-its-funny bad, just plain bad. I was watching a stream of the film and when it got to the part where the fire Mexican is about to fight the magic witch woman and the stream paused to buffer and I took it as a sign to stop watching it right then and never went back. I think I was only like 15 minutes from the end but I never bothered finishing it and I'm glad I haven't.

Rise of Skywalker without question

People shit on The Last Jedi but it had some decent moments same as The Force Awakens. Rise of Skywalker was just an embarrassing CGI slopfest with dogshit dialogue and niggers riding horses on top of spaceships

>>212056903 (OP)
For me, it has to be the sequel of a film that I enjoyed enormously, but loses absolutely everything that made the original film special.
No, I have not seen Joker 2, nor will I. WB won't sequel bait me ever again.

>>212056903 (OP)
Blade Runner, or The Fag Guy if only counting movies I've sat all the way through

>>212058127
Titanic can be appreciated even if just for the scenery porn, unless your Chud "hate women" levels are above 9000.

My personal one I loathe is 'Mars Attacks'.

All star cast for its time. High enough budget that it doesn't have the excuse of being some low budget flick. Just a plain ugly, mean spirited movie. The only thing I'll give it is that there really isn't another movie like it. But overall just a horrible movie that's the equivalent of a midday nap where you wake up disorientated and sweating.

>>212058422
The fight between the Mexican and "Incubus" is one of the worst elements of CGI put onto screens in the last 20 years.
It starts with Incubus doing poorly staged "attacks" on the rest of the Skwad (while not being in the same frame with them) with stupid looking CGI tentacles, and never gets better than that.

>>212058552
Kill yourself

>>212058552
>it has to be the sequel of a film that I enjoyed enormously, but loses absolutely everything that made the original film special
First thing that comes to mind, Smoking Aces 2. Second one must be Sicario, but that one wasn't really as bad.

Wonder Woman 1984. it's agonizing

Mortal engines is probably the worst film i ever saw.

So basically none of you have watched Cats.

>>212056903 (OP)
Calling this thing "absolute slop" isn't an exaggeration.

that zombie movie with adam driver and bill murray

>>212058864

Grudge Match

If we include genre and exploitation cinema then
Nude on the Moon and Diary of a Nudist (1961) - early nudie cuties that are amateur in every way, although some can find them earnest and endearing.
If not then several candidates:
Seduto alla sua destra aka Black Jesus (1968) - a very schematic, barebones biopic that doesn't give away any context and instead focuses on weirdly homoerotic violence. Abysmal Italian dubbing as a cherry on top.
La Religieuse (1966) - I like Rivette but this is wtf was he thinking tier bad. It's one of the ugliest films I've ever seen. Horrible dirty, dusty, unpainted sets, potato sacks instead of costumes, mannered, mechanical non-acting, criminally incompetent editing. A shot of a skull toy as a prop in a solitary cell is the worst moment I have ever seen in cinema.
What? (1972) - very obviously made as an excuse to fuck around on the villa that was used as a set. A coked up film made before coked up film became mainstream. An incoherent Alice in Wonderland with a naked heroine and rape played for laughs.
Fool for Love (1985) - filmed theater of the worst kind in the worst sense of the word. Coarse, pretentious melodrama that descends into characters bluntly reading exposition for the entire third act.

>>212056903 (OP)
I thought the movie was okay. Not great or iconic or anything but just okay. Why exactly are you considering this a bad movie or are you just exaggerating how bad a mediocre film is?

>>212058778
Sicario was shit, the sequel at least had loli Moaner disappointingly she doesn't get gangraped

Cats (the movie) is objectively the worst thing made in the 21st century.
Yes, even worse than that thing you are thinking of.

There are so many different ways to quantify "worst" but as far as the gap between hopes and reality this has to be the rock bottom

I could literally follow James Cameron around for the rest of his life just asking him over and over "Why wasn't it as good as Terminator, James? Why wasn't it as good as Aliens, James? Why wasn't it even as good as True Fucking Lies, James? How the fuck did you make the greatest scifi action movies ever and then you got 20 years to work and a billion dollar budget and all you could give us is this dogshit? Huh? What happened to you?"

Just stand over his bed repeating it over and over every night for years because no answer he gave could be satisfactory

>>212059159
>Sicario was shit
I never watched that movie because it doesn't interest me but from all the praise I hear about that movie from critics that I mostly trust the opinion of I would assume you're purely ragebaiting. 2/10 try harder.

>>212058883
This is a strong pick. People shitpost a lot about malevolent directors, but of course most directors aren't malevolent, they're just careless, inept or greedy. I accept no hyperbole about Michael Bay because you can't question that Michael Bay loves what he does and loves his dipshit audience.

The Dead Don't Die and pic related are two of the only films I can ever think of that were truly and unironically made out of malice; the director hated the movie and hated the audience and wanted to make something intentionally unpleasant and unwatchable as an act of contempt towards the audience. At his heart, not even Lars von Trier can truly do this, no matter how gross shit gets you can feel him delighting in it like a misbehaved child stepping on ants.

But I think you're a special kind of asshole to spend millions of dollars and months/years of your life to craft something that's literally just "Fuck you for watching this, fuck you for creating a market where this could be made."

>>212059186
>20 years to work and a billion dollar budget and all you could give us is this dogshit? Huh? What happened to you?
You answered your own question inherently. Avatar isn't even dogshit it's just a generic popcorn flick people go to see all the cool new visual effects they needlessly poured a billion million dollars in.

>>212059287
a rare L from the Cruise

>>212058184
>release a halloween movie in july
>it flops

>>212059366
>release a nigger movie
>it flops
ftfy

>>212058807
>>212058422
>>212058695
I could never pick capeshit for "worst ever" because all capeshit is interchangeable 3/10 CGIfests to 4/10 CGIfests, occasionally being elevated to 5/10 if you're a really remorseless Nolan dickrider
Suicide Squad literally isn't even the only movie that year where a bunch of sarcastic misfits go to stop a CGI monster from shooting a big blue beam in the sky to blow up a city

>>212058778
I don't remember Smokin' Aces 2 so it was probably bad but I have a soft spot for it because the only thing I remember was the climax being set to my singular all-time favorite song (The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret by Queens of the Stone Age)

>>212059315
>needlessly
It's still the highest grossing movie of all time, it more then recouped it's costs. There are plenty of Megalopolis-style movies that are self indulgent catastrophes, but Avatar isn't one of them, contrarian child.

>>212059295
funny game is good regardless of how much of a baby Haneke is, he has made worse movies before and after that

Meet the Spartans easily.

I have a tremendous tolerance for the whole Leslie Nielsen/David Zucker style of comedy. I loved The Naked Gun and Scary Movie like everybody, but I also loved Superhero Movie and Scary Movie 3/4 even though they're ostensibly "bad"

I tapped the fuck out on this one. Absolutely unbearable, even to someone who went in receptive to what it was doing. Fuck this movie. Kevin Sorbo did God's Not Dead to escape the shame of this movie.

>>212056903 (OP)

>>212059464
I never said it was a catastrophe or box office failure. It's needless. They're generic films. This isn't exactly a contrarian take. Cameron is a smart dude and Avatar LOOKS great but that's about all I can say positively about Avatar. Remember I am not the person claiming this is the worst movie.

>>212059614
>>212059464
I am the person claiming Avatar is the worst movie and I feel a literal sense of entitlement that a guy like Cameron or Ridley Scott or Scorsese owe us better movies than they make now or we should just put them on icebergs an push them away like Eskimos do to elderly people

It probably isn't fair that I am more unforgiving to directors I loved

>>212059592
Every movie like this is better off existing as clips on youtube nowadays. Would never sit down and watch 90 minutes of this crap just to laugh at a handful of jokes or funny scenes.

>>212059614
>It's needless
It's Cameron indulging his own tastes and politics and feelings about this and that.
And it's a perfect acceptable sci-fi adventure when they are honestly pretty hard to come by.
AND it was enormously successful, though that seemed secondary to Cameron, who was enthused about it on technical/creative levels.
Nor is it "overrated" by fans or critics.

>>212059287
>anyone makes a move I'll shoot myself and then her
this movie is underrated cruise kino if anything. a bit weaker in the second half but far from boring or the worst thing anybody has seen.

This movie is insufferable.

>>212056903 (OP)
Worst shit I've ever seen

>>212059780
>>212059287
>>212059328
Yeah I gotta come in with the contrarian take, too
Ever since I was a kid I had a reflexive dislike of Cruise and I caught this movie on cable randomly and it opened my mind to him
I think Tropic Thunder was around the same time, maybe he had a calculated career move to destroy the kind of arrogant persona that had developed around him, but it worked

Speaking of contrarianism, this one just baffles me for how successful and acclaimed it was
Literally unironically nothing happens
Some people with a shoddy camcorder walk around in the dark yelling each other's names and "fuck" for an hour and a half and then the movie ends
I feel like I was being psyopped when I saw everybody going apeshit over it and calling it a masterpiece

>>212059767
You act like I'm hating it, stop projecting whatever it is you want me to feel about the movie. I don't care. The story is generic. I get it you're a massive cuck fanboy who wants to suck off the blue people ponytails but calling a movie generic isn't hatred. I'm done talking about this mediocre film that you're taking deep offense to because I didn't love it and give it a 11/10. You blue people tranny fetish fags are annoying.

>>212059813
Love this movie

>>212056903 (OP)

>>212056903 (OP)
space cop

>>212059943
It's amusing that he's picking on you for your 5/10 reaction and not me for my 1/10 reaction

>>212059813
>>212059967
This literally isn't even the "worst James Gunn superhero movie ever made" and it might not end up in the bottom three
Shut up crime

>>212059813
I liked this film a lot when I saw it forever ago. I wonder how I would feel about it today.

>>212056903 (OP)
>hey yo're a mob hitmen I used to know
>no I'm not
>yes you are
>no I'm not
>yes you are
>no I'm not
>yes you are
>no I'm not
>yes you are
>ok, yes I am
that's it for 96 fucking minutes

>>212059794
>>212059979
TLJ is not worse than Rise of Skywalker

>>212056903 (OP)
Thirteen Days. So called because that's how long it is. I actually left the theater multiple times as a kid to go to the bathroom hoping that when I got back it would be over.

Anyway, serious answer? Probably Hellinger or Baby Ghost. Or anything Godfrey Ho made.

>>212059983
You might be shitposting but godamn I hated Space Cop
Why the fuck couldn't they just be sincere?

All the "classics," The Room, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, all the way back to Manos and Plan 9, they hold up because they're dead fucking sincere. Imagine how dogshit it would be if Tommy Wiseau ever winked in the camera. What gives the movies any merit they have is that in spite of being poorly written, acted, directed, shot, etc. they're still completely sincere, like some wonderful maniac was going "I really tried to make the best movie I could and bring my vision to life and this was the result" and that has an ineffable charm of its own

There is genuinely a better movie buried under "I'm Rich Evans and this is Mike Stoklasa and we can't act and we have no money but here's a movie about a cop from space killing people" and they couldn't bring themselves to make it, as if they were fucking ashamed.

>>212058874
turned ts off after 20 minutes it's fucking bad and stupid

>>212060032
I was about to get mad at you and then I realized I've never seen this movie and was confusing it with Eastern Promises which was pure cinematographie

>>212060075
no its genuinely the worst thing ive ever watched. just stone faced through the whole thing

>>212056953
Nah, it's so retarded and cringe that it's funny. It's embarrassingly bad.

>>212056903 (OP)
It's probably Sin City.

i walked out of Passengers before he even woke the chick up

>>212060118
Fuck you

>>212058610
I can just go outside and look at real scenery. Titanic is fucking garbage and the only redeeming moment was a pair of mediocre tits.

>>212059592
$30,000,000 to make

https://youtu.be/xyuPlJtoV9o

The star? this was the peak of his career.

Kevin Sorbo? most of the budget.

I fell asleep during two Transformers movies in the theater, don't even remember which ones.

>>212060040
TLJ was so bad that i never watched Rise of Skywalkier

When I found my dad's VHS porn stash, and saw the first one was tranny porn, i didn't keep watching them

>>212060133
you... didn't see the orgy scene?

>>212059186
>the gap between hopes and reality

>>212057146
The only people who genuinely hate this movie are humorless faggots, usually pretentious redditor "media literacy" snobs.

basically any kubrick film and i am willing to say that even with the insufferable reddit psueds that will attack me for it

>>212056903 (OP)
From an entertainment standpoint: Dead Man with Johnny Depp. Jim Jarmusch movies have the most obnoxious faux-profound dialogue I've ever heard, and a nasty habit of wasting time on pointless overlong scenes.

From a technical standpoint, this movie on Tubi where the guy's parents are Satanists and he's trying to lose his virginity so he doesn't get human sacrificed.

Underground Comedy Movie

>>212058422
The Suicide Squad is pretty good, and gave us Peacemaker.

Snyder always wanted to deconstruct superheroes, but he doesn't understand them well enough.

Ayer makes decent movies, but doesn't get fantasy. And needs to be banned from harassing Jason Statham

James Gunn does understand superheroes well enough to deconstruct them

>>212059939
I feel like this movie has aged very very poorly and if you didn't see it when it was fresh then you're likely not going to enjoy it. It was innovative at the time and something different and will always be remembered as a classic due to how many copycats came about from it but really it's just not very good.

>>212060075
The wild thing about it is RLM despise and constantly express contempt for "It's bad ironically!" bad movies, then made one. They seem to realize they fucked up with it, at least.

>>212060170
>>212060040
>>212059979
>>212059794
TLJ was the worst one
ROS came back around to comedy with "fuck it, we give up"

>Oscar Isaac in visible pain from being in the movie
>riding horses in the vacuum of space
>Palpatine's plan is for Rey to kill him, Rey ruins his plan by killing him
>Princess Leia died on the way to her home planet
>the key to defeating the bad guys is to find a magic knife that has coordinates on it that match the wreckage of the death star where they landed when it was blown up 4,000 years after the knife was made, as long as you're standing in the completely random spot on a nondescript rock on a shithole planet when you take the knife out to look at it
>the guy who personally gave the big Hitler speech and then blew up the Republic Capital killing trillions of people was a double agent working for the Republic all along

>>212060271
It takes two different types of minds to critique a movie compared to creating a movie. One is a very creative process and the other is a very analytical process. Just because you're good at one doesn't mean you're good at the other.

>>212057672
Didn't say it was the worst movie, I said it was the worst movie I'd seen.

>>212060389
nta but damn you're either extremely selective about what you watch or you've barely seen any movies.

>>212059939
Saw it in the theater, I kinda expected that it was just going to stop instead of a resolution but this was the first movie I'd been in where a fair amount of the audience was yelling "Thats IT?!?" in anger.

The pseudo documentary they made for the sci-fi channel as a promotional tie in was actually better.

Genuinely OP here, I just remembered I've also watched Scott Pilgrim Vs The World and that was definitely the worst movie I've seen.

>>212060368
I agree with what the other anon is saying, it's especially jarring that they make the singular mistake that they talk about constantly, as if it was pulling them down like a gravity well

>>212060340
>>the guy who personally gave the big Hitler speech and then blew up the Republic Capital killing trillions of people was a double agent working for the Republic all along

I had to read that three times.
I actually put my head in my hand, that is so dumb it's painful

>>212056903 (OP)
The Addiction. Someone suggested it in a horror thread here. Complete waste of time, somehow gets worse as the movie goes on. I'm ashamed of the director for being allowed to make such a horrible movie, and upset at the pseudo intellectual 14 year old who suggested it.

>Fortress 1 was so good, i need to check out fortress 2!

Mistakes were made

>>212059295
Haven't watched Dead Don't Die because two other Jim Jarmusch movies are #1 and 2 on my most hated films list. (Dead Man and Ghost Dog:Way of the Samurai)

The man has a special talent for taking a really interesting logline and making it utterly joyless and boring.

>>212060032
>the part at the end where william hurt puts his gun away to grab his keys
such a stupid movie

The whole world went insane whenever this came out. It was awful dogshit with zero redeeming qualities. If someone rates this highly on letterboxd I disregard all their other opinions.

>oscar winning excellent director
>arguably the best writer of all time with multiple other hit novels and movies wrote the script
>all star cast including oscar winners and popular current actors (bardem, pitt, fassbender, diaz)
...
>turns out to be unwatchable incoherent garbage that ends with the worst-delivered monologue of all time
the only memorable parts of the movie are the assassination device used on brad pitt, cameron diaz cementing herself as the worst actress of a generation, and having nightmares about Bardem saying
>COWNSALURRRRRRRR
over and over again with his stupid haircut
You can argue there are worse movies with low budgets and dumb ideas, but i couldn't believe how terrible this was vs expectation and what they had to work with. This is like if you gave a 5 star chef the finest, freshest ingredients in the world and they made uneatable garbage

I fucking hate this piece of shit

You know, road trip movies are usually shit as well

the judge (2014)

>>212058874
Worth it

>>212057146
What always got me about Master of Disguise is that the actual movie is barely an hour long. The rest of the runtime is "bloopers" and shit over the credits.

>>212058184
I'm tripping balls RN, is that nigger kid really that ugly on that poster as I'm seeing?

>>212060516
I really don't believe in the shitpost thing where people change the audio clips or splice in reactions or whatever, so I implore you to watch 14 unedited seconds of Rise of Skywalker

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751043428344693.webm

Take in all the layers of it, how every actor is humiliated to be there, how somehow the dude playing Chewbacca is delivering the best performance in the scene, how the script is even aware of how fucking stupid and unlikely this plot twist is and willfully hangs a lampshade on it

>>212059131
This is the only movie I've seen that was made past 2016 and of course being accustomed to older films, this really caught me off guard. If this is considered mediocre now, god help us.

>>212058883
I agree! What a garbage movie. Me and my wife kept waiting for it to get better and that never happened.

>>212059287
Yeah, no. This is a good movie

Red Tails

>>212060032
You're retarded

>>212061778
This is like a 7/10 film. You're just mad because it became a pop culture cult icon movie.

painfully unfunny cringe inducing shit.

>>212056903 (OP)
This year? Probably In the Lost Lands. Boring, bland story with too much CGI, bad script and acting, shit cast.

>>212062071
kek, that poster looks like an indian made it.

>>212061778
Based. My wife's an aspie and really likes guy movies, most of which she had never seen but I've gotten her big into lethal weapon, westerns and a bunch of shit, anyways she had seen this shit in college and loves it and keeps asking me to watch it with her and I keep finding excuses to avoid it. Dogshit fucking homo movie

>>212062071
Will I enjoy this if Milla Jovovich has owed me sex for twenty five years?

>>212062220
I hope your wife cucks you with Willem Dafoe

>>212059592
Epic Movie was much better than this shit. I went in hoping for more like that, was deeply let down.

Why do you guys watch bad movies instead of rewatching kino?

>>212062354
I watch kino on my own time and bad movies with friends.

>>212062388
Would you watch F1 alone or with friends?

>>212062354
I don't watch bad movies intentionally. I in good faith go expecting at least a decent movie if with friends, or by myself one I'm more sure that I'd enjoy. Its when I am let down and that expectation falls flat that I am pissed.

>>212062139
The CGI is constant and overwhelming so they almost certainly did.
>>212062278
Unlikely.

>>212061778
Me and my dad got piss drunk on Admiral Nelson rum one evening and watched 30 minutes of Boondock Saints 2 thinking it was a really long movie trailer. By the time we realized we thought we might as well finish it. That's probably my nomination for OP

>>212062532
I wouldn't watch that, period. I don't care about fast cars unless I'm driving them.

This is kind of a weird one, since it's just run of the mill bad.
>Be late 90's into mid 2000s
>Have best friend, later roommate
>From 1999 on we are kino attendee autistics
>We go to 2-3 movies per week, in addition to our weekly 5-10 rentals and purchases
>Beginning of the month buy local film magazine and go to the back for the release dates and begin circling selections
>Get to one week and confused. There is "nothing" on. No interesting new releases at the cinema or video store. Art house isn't even playing any revival film worth watching
>Most promising of the bunch was pic rel
>It was boring and bad
>Sat in the theater angry that I had been robbed of kino. Angry that they didn't spread release dates out. Dumbfounded as to how you could have One. Whole. Week. Without at least one 8/10 film released
It seems ridiculous now, when you get entire years with nothing over a 6/10, but at the time it was an affront. We were used to seeing shit like American Beauty, Blair Witch and Magnolia on the same day. Now...we have only Hollywood Homicide.

>>212056903 (OP)
Suicide Squad

>>212062943
American release dates were even better. Imagine going to the movies on a Saturday and choosing between American Pie, Eyes Wide Shut and Blair Witch. Or a few months later choosing between American Beauty, Fight Club and Three Kings.
This week you have...Megan 2.0 and F1

Beowulf is the first book I ever liked, read it in high school as part of literature class. Movie came out like six months after reading it and I couldn't fucking wait, friend and I pregamed in the parking garage and snuck a couple more tall boys in our jackets. Movie starts well enough, but I think 30 minutes in Beowulf decides he doesn't want to kill the bad guy but rather sleep with her because they cast Angelina Jolie for the part, God knows why. We were furious and asked for refunds but didn't get them. FUCK the Beowulf movie and anyone involved in it

>>212059757

I'd argue against that, they're crammed full of references to memes and trendy shit from the years they came out in, some of which were so flash in the pan or insipid in hindsight that even I can't remember what they're talking about despite being around then.

>>212060578
Dead Man is one of the best films i have ever seen, what a baffling opinion

Solar babies

>>212061058
yes he looks melted

>>212061058
>>212064606
Little chimp looks like the Emmit Till after photos

>>212062055
there was a Producers remake?
with fucking Will Ferrel?
fucking horrible
Mel Brooks movie is on the other hand one of the best comedies ever made

>>212056903 (OP)
Rogue One
Blade Runner

>>212060250
>banned from harassing Jason Statham
?? Go on...

>>212064740
>Mel Brooks movie is on the other hand one of the best comedies ever made
To be fair I've never given it a chance, perhaps I should.

>>212060075
>There is genuinely a better movie buried under
I've watched Space Cop more than once, and each time I'm always thinking of the more interesting stuff they could've done.

Space Cop is genuinely one of the worst movies ever made and not in an ironic way

>>212065031
>>212065096
Did you watch the AVGN movie. I paid for both and couldn't finish either.

>>212061778
this is up there. cringe fest from start to finish

>>212065149
>AVGN
I've downloaded it. Maybe I'll watch it today.

>>212065149
>Did you watch the AVGN movie?
I made it 30 minute in and couldn't take it anymore, but it's not a real movie.

>>212058526
I couldn't finish it, it was simultaneously:
Retarded
Disjointed
Boring
Nostalgia-pandering
Souless
Full of plotholes
Predictable
and had
Cringe-inducing dialogue

Usually, bad movies have some of these negative qualities, but ROTS managed to collect them all. It is the ultimate bad movie.

>>212065404
*ROS

>>212064667
keeeeeeeeek

>>212060743
For me, it was RDJ bitching about how he'd never make an indie movie again when it got lukewarm reception

>>212063224
F1's supposed to be good tho

>>212063469
You have to leave the movie before it ends if you want refunds

>>212066599
We left like 45 minutes in and were still told no this was like 20 fucking years ago and I don't think the theater chain is even still in business plus we were drunk and aggressive so whatever just my experience

>>212059287

You can't possibly have watched many movies. That one is comfy action slop.

Personally, one of the few movies I just couldn't finish because of how bad it was: Eragon.

>>212056903 (OP)
Frank Film

>>212056903 (OP)
Bram Stoker’s Van Helsing
I just found it so boring

>>212056903 (OP)
The Black Christmas Remake. The second one.

>>212060687

Haven't seen it but you have been F I L T E R E D, good God.

>>212059204
It's pretentious Villeneuve drivel that drags on endlessly and a good cure for insomnia, if you've seen anything by him you know what to expect

>>212061778
>>212062220
>>212062872
>>212065154

Is this what being a Zoloft zombie is like?

>>212067436
>If you don't like retarded dogshit you're on ssri drugs
Eat shit homo, or just keep watching movies you like, no real difference anyways

>>212060442
Im selective. I only watched on the line because Mel, and otherwise good actor, was in it.

>>212062055
filtered

>>212057146
The turtle man trailer baited me. I got baited!

>>212061010
Kek I heard it was less than an hour long which is kind of crazy.

I watched the turtle club scene a few weeks ago and it was amusing enough to get a few rematches out of me but I don’t think I could be compelled to try to watch the whole thing.

>>212060224
Hating Kubrick is cool now

>>212056903 (OP)
Burn Hollywood Burn

I read that perverted hack Joe Ezterhaus's autobiography and got curious. Worst thing I've ever seen.

>>212068061
People just hate him and his movies now because redditors praise kubrick like he's a god. Kubrick was a genius but he's the only director that's really ever been given this treatment so it got really annoying and tiresome. Not to mention all the absurd conspiracy's surrounding him. I don't even like to mention him anymore when it comes to films despite loving many of his films due to hearing either side either hate or love him unconditionally. Fans ruining the image of something good, tale as old as time.

>>212056903 (OP)
Usually these kind of movies are fairly competently made, but just have no soul or anything interesting going for it. Perfect mediocrity is the most painfully boring a movie can get. A truly bad movie is always unintentionally interesting in some way

>>212064496
Dead Man IS a great lil film, but i could understand why people wouldnt enjoy it. going into it habeebing its something else, like Pig
(Pig is an excellent film, one of Cage's best)

>>212068536
Perfect mediocrity is pretty much OP's pic, Mel is competent, the supporting cast are decent, nothing obviously off with the production quality. It's just nothing interesting or unique happens the entire film

>>212059813
i'm glad she got her head blown halfway off, rest of the movie? shit

Starship Troopers 3. I think it was the third one, I just remember it taking place on one, poorly lit set and they're holding out against off screen enemies. It's my strongest memory of "holy shit why am I even watching this, it's so boring"

>>212056903 (OP)
is this the one with that one guy who use to be in shit and they work in radio and their seat has some bomb?

>>212059813
this is the only good cape shit made in the last 15 years and Gunns only good movie

>>212060340
>somehow he returned
>chewbaca died! But not really here he is alive and well
>whoops I mastered 3 more force powers teehee

>>212056903 (OP)
>The Beekeeper

>>212059295
You're entirely wrong about Haneke, and laughably so, but Chantal Ackerman by her own admission fits that bill completely.

>>212060690
What's the movie? If you're born after 1980, you have to start understanding that the rest of us can't hear your thoughts.

>>212071965
3 wasn't a masterpiece but I believe you're thinking of 2

In 2 they're all trapped in a base with bugs that burrow in people's brains and take them over, i.e. they don't even need bug effects it's just actors playing Body Snatcher. Notably the main character is supposed to be Clancy Brown but they couldn't afford Clancy Brown back, which sort of feels like you couldn't afford Eric Roberts. $7 million budget, 33% RT, 3.6 IMDB

3 is supposed to be a return to form but it's also dogshit, its only saving grace is that it resembles 1 more than 2. T'Pol from Star Trek Enterprise is the main character and she's guiding a small group of crash survivors across a bug infested planet, sorta like Pitch Black but during the day. They get the big hype moment at the end when they're cornered and totally doomed and Casper Van Dien shows up in badly CGIed power armor that's supposed to be more like "real" Heinlein armor. $20 million budget, 43% RT, 4.3 IMDB rating

3 had one memorable thing going for it, the new Starship Troopers theme song, and a sorta clever plot conceit where the guy who sings it is a coward and a traitor but after he dies all of the surviving heroes simply agree without much hesitation to lie to the public that he fell heroically in battle because he's such a useful recruiting tool

>>212061957
No.

Most 'worst movies' in here are laughable picks.
Almost every single movie in the thread has some sort of entertainment value or craftmanship gone into them.
I watch shit movies for my own fun, used to stream them too, and this is one of the most loathsome worst movies i've ever sat through.
Worst sin of a movie is to be BORING. You never wanna put on something and be bored, waiting it to be over.

>>212073128
This is another stinker. Bad effects. Bad everything. Rollergator is almost as bad as this.

>>212059939
The best thing to come out of this slop was that Scooby-Doo parody

>>212073128
I agree with your premise but some of the picks ITT are just as apathetic or antipathetic as you're talking about

>>212073170
Oh god, Rollergator and Baby Ghost are very strong "worst movie ever made" contenders
>just let Joe Estevez wander around doing mumbled improv with a puppet
why

Like, you know what's one of the worst movies ever made but will never be one of the worst movies ever made? This.
There's zero budget, zero acting talent, special effects are mannequin limbs dripped in ketchup and literal .gif clipart, the inexplicably psychic and teleporting Sasquatch only makes one "guy doing a lawnmower impression" noise on a constant loop, the Native American Shaman is clearly a hispanic woman who knows less about Native American customs than I do, and the credits song is the writer/director's mom singing in falsetto about the sacred connection of all life.

It's a masterpiece, you could watch it a dozen fucking times and not get bored.

>>212059845
This one is up there too, but its so baffling and weird you're trying to figure out what the fuck were they thinking? Again: BORING AS HELL.
>>212073467
I LOVE Suburban Sasquatch and other David Wascavage films. At least they have something memorable to them.

But THIS ONE. It has Alec Baldwin and Englund - one of the only movies i've ever shut off mid view. It turned into some weird soft-porn mind control psychic sex stuff in the middle? And the scenes took like fifteen minutes each. I'd just be rather watchin normal porno than feeling second hand embaressment!

>>212060690
This isn't a "good" movie but I'll give it points for being so unique. McCarthy's style is completely jarring when acted out by human beings but they made the bold choice to not water any of it down.
Captcha: 47YAG

>>212072803
Thanks, I guess I was thinking of 2

>>212072013
I believe that would be picrel (Mel Gibson's role is rather small in this one). The one in the OP does have Mel as some radio host, however

>>212068075
>a film so bad it killed at least 5 different careers

>>212058127
You’re retarded

>>212075184
Mel in that Bruce Willis phase huh

>>212061058
Looks like the Chicken Connoisseur pre-afro

>>212064496
A lot of critics hated Dead Man at the time. Ebert gave it one star
>Jim Jarmusch is trying to get at something here, and I don’t have a clue what it is.

>>212058526
>horses
>in star wars
>which has advanced tech
>and takes place in another galaxy
kek

>>212060149
Ksorb is based though

>>212056903 (OP)
now you see me

Toss up between The Butcher (2007) or The Ridge (2005). One is unwatchable, the other is insufferable.

>>212058422
Suicide Squad felt weirdly dated. Like that shitty The Covenant movie from the 2000s that was trying to be Harry Potter but for edgy teens. It's a "this ain't your little brothers superhero movie" movie that was made years after audiences got sick of that shit.

>>212058184
>see a scene with devito and a police sketch artist, it's kinda funny
>try to watch the movie
>can't make it halfway

>>212056903 (OP)
Turned this shit off 20 minutes in

>>212058526
i hated TLJ so much that i still haven't seen ep9.
and i thought tfa was 'surprisingly alright'

>>212056903 (OP)
batman v superman

>>212072787
Hey gramps, you heard of this crazy new technology called an "image search"?

>>212058184
My son made me watch this one, the head nigger in this is insufferable, he leans forward all aggressive like a feral chimp in every scene
That stupid fucking look he has in the poster is intentional and exists through the entire film while he treats whites as retarded and beneath him even though blacks literally aren't human, uppity chimp fuck

Cosmic Sin, starring maximum aphasia Bruce Willis
Unironically one of the worst movies ever made. I'm one of very few people who actually went and saw it in theaters with a few friends as a laugh, it made me feel like I had aphasia along with Bruce as I watched it. Nonsensical plot, terrible CGI, many actors were actually worse than braindead bruce, just plain retarded.

>>212059865
>I think Tropic Thunder was around the same time, maybe he had a calculated career move to destroy the kind of arrogant persona that had developed around him, but it worked
I always thought that was the case too.
It was around the time him acting crazy on Oprah and his scientology crap was at its peak and he just wasn't that liked as an actor.
Felt like his agent told him that taking a bit comedy role like Grossman would be a great way to change his image. Worked wonders desu

>>212056903 (OP)
Phones

>>212059813
cuckold-core slop, don't understand why they made this movie so depressing i expected it to be a lightharted black comedy not a misery porn
still better than Kick Ass btw

>>212056981
i hated that one too

>>212058610
>scenery porn
christ you reddit circlejerkers are shameless

>>212056903 (OP)
clerks
fuck you kevin smith

>>212062055
Reddit: The Movie
and it's very jewish

>>212058526
It was so shit that people don't bother to mention how shit it was, it just goes without saying

>>212080992
*cries*

>>212080992
the sequel was far worse

>>212056981
Shit taste, that movie was kino

Whiplash. The fact that it's the most beloved movie of the '10s (in NA at least) contributes to its distastefulness. Entirely ridiculous flick that appeals to children and retards who have absolutely no experience doing anything in the real world; it's like one of those evil-teacher elementary school movies, aged up. Look into Chazelle's life before directing Whiplash for a chuckle.

>>212056903 (OP)
avengers end game. i was dragged to see it by some coworkers and I genuinely couldn't believe how awful it was. I loved the sam raimi spiderman movies as a kid and can turn off my brain to enjoy some occasional cape shit but I felt genuinely robbed of 3 hours.

>>212080992
Clerks was the only good movie Kevin Smith ever made, it's just a shame he attempted to milk the side characters so much with the cringe spinoffs. I wish he just let Clerks be the fun, simple little movie it was always meant to be. But he just had to cash out.

>>212059813
This shit is kino

Pathfinder. Saw it with some friends because it was their birthday and that's what he picked. I made it about 35 minutes in and I left and walked next door to Lowe's. Ended up looking at doors and paint for the remainder of the run-time.

>>212083015
profoundly autistic

>>212059295
>But I think you're a special kind of asshole to spend millions of dollars and months/years of your life to craft something that's literally just "Fuck you for watching this, fuck you for creating a market where this could be made."
You've perfectly described Joker 2. With the difference that at least Haneke is way better as a director than Phillips, since Joker 2 is both mediocre as a statement as as a movie in itself.

>>212083318
Watch Pathfinder. Looking at doors and paint is infinitely better than sitting through that bullshit.

>>212059939
What's more is it took over a year to make and cost at least 250K.

>>212080027
Have you heard of just not being a fucking retard and learning how to communicate like a human being?

Gamer

>>212062943
Yeah, I remember that dud. They used In Da Club to market it.

This movie was absolutely horrible. It’s an eight episode film and it had one good episode directed by King Vidor starring Gene Kelly and Janet Leigh but that was it. The rest was unwatchable torture

>>212059295
Yeah The Dead Don't Die really is just a listless movie that has nowhere to go and nothing to say. The worst part is you're kind of set up to think both of those things are something that will pan out if you invest your time, when you slowly start to lose that sentiment every minute you spend on it. At the very end, if you make it there, you're left feeling like you're watching a movie that's the equivalent of one of those work days where you go in and sit there for 8 hours because there's no work.

>>212057146
We should've got a Church Lady movie

>>212056903 (OP)
I walked out of matrix 1

>>212058610
>unless your Chud "hate women" levels are above 9000.
women belong in the kitchen and should not even have basic human rights. They are property and should be treated as such

>>212057635
why the hell did you watch that steaming turd, everyone warned you not to
ps please don't stick your dick into an electrical outlet, it will hurt

>>212060224
>t. retard whom doesn’t understand basic elements of film and cinematography

>>212059413
>>212061058
>look at me I'm racist and that's my whole identity

>>212056903 (OP)
the third rampage movie
first one was kino, second one was eh, third one i just skipped through

Worst movie I ever saw was the first "Gremlins". The only reason to watch it is to understand the jokes in "Gremlins 2" which also hates the original.

I’ve definitely seen worse but this is the last time I remember turning a movie off because I hated it so much. And I just had it on while I was eating and folding laundry.

>>212056903 (OP)
I fell asleep for a good bit of the second star wars prequel trilogy movie.

>>212085014
You're not wrong in that it was obviously shit.It was a bit of hatewatching and that POS is an unintentional comedy and practically a parody. Some of the eye-rolling lines/atrocious acting/ cringe, inferiority complex self-aggradizing attempts are beyond ridiculous and amateurish

>>212059467
>>212072600
>repeatedly 4th wall breaking is... masterful! and so FUCKING deep!!
kill yourselves

>>212056903 (OP)
I don't care what anyone says. It sucked when I saw it first as an adult in the 2000's, then even more after 30. It makes no sense, jumps around, and relies on slapstick

This was a disaster and a ripoff. The threads where we making fun of it were good times though

>>212059295
Funny Games is fucking horrible. So is Cache.

>>212085117
An action hero with autism. This was meant to be a trilogy btw. They had to pivot and their 3-movie deal ended up being completely different things. At least Lauren was good in it

>>212081453
great litmus test for insufferable normies at least

Nick Cage in The Rock was an irredeemable dogshit performance.
i watched The Abyss by james cameron before it and the comparison was night and day, but if day was putrid dogshit thrown together by michael bay and night was a well crafted movie built on the back of repeatedly torturing and drowning Ed Harris for laughs

>>212059121
>An incoherent Alice in Wonderland with a naked heroine and rape played for laughs.
>directed by Roman Polanski
I'll watch this

>>212086312
>>directed by Roman Polanski

>>212060032
Him fucking his wife is kino though

>>212085656
>>212081453
>I hate popular thing!
>it's a litmus test to see if you're my intellectual equal!

This movie was so bad I genuinely don't remember anything about it but the title. It inspired no love, amusement, hate, lust, or anything else. Just complete nothingness.

>>212057146
>Adam Sandler with Brent Spiner on the set of The Master of Disguise (2002)

>>212059592
This movie killed the genre

There's not enough weed in the world to make this movie worth watching. I don't care what festivals it got shown at.

>>212086704
"So like I was saying, Wil Wheaton's dick is THIS big!"
"AHHHHH ha haaaaa! That's fuckin' hilarious man. I'm gonna start filming with Paul Thomas Anderson later this year for this thing he's working on called Punch-Drunk Love, but it probably won't be as successful as what you guys are doing."

>>212060690
This one is truly baffling. I remember being so incredibly hyped for this and then hearing it was awful. I didn't want to believe it and years later I finally saw it and holy shit it really is awful. They managed to get the worst possible performance out of every single person in the movie. It was like they told them before filming "Okay don't act like a person"

>>212086983
the fuck kind of premise is that

>>212086458
>ai-tistic sperg
checks out. astoundingly lack of self-awareness

>>212056903 (OP)
mission to mars
saturn 3

>>212056903 (OP)
minecraft

13 Moons. Didn't care for it, felt too melodramatic.

>>212087057
How the hell should I know? I didn't make it. Maybe Hogan had an autistic but rich "fan" that was willing to pay for the production.

>>212060690
>>212087034
Back when Penelope Cruz was in everything and everything she was in flopped

>>212063469
Beowulf is kino, you're just a retard

>>212056903 (OP)
MIB International. There's a part where Tessa Thompson is undergoing training and in lieu of actually showing her doing it they just show Emma Thompson at her desk looking at a progress bar going up on her monitor

>>212087081

>>212086400
I guess he raped a chick on the set of this movie too kek what a fucking character

>>212087612
imagine having so few reaction images that this is the one you choose in this context

>>212057146

>>212084088
The Gerry Butler one? It looks ambitious from the trailer
>>212080992
Clerks has an excuse because it was made by a literal amateur but I watched Mallrats again and noticed how rough and uneven it is despite being a studio production. yet it made millions in DVDs and helped Smith's career.

>>212056903 (OP)
Dungeons and dragons
Also that film starring Ryan Reynolds where he was going between real life and so gaming AI slop

>>212081994
Chasing Amy was actually the only good one he made.

>>212086704
>date of photo 11/09/2001

>>212060040
TLJ is the reason Rise of Skywalker is so shit.

You Johnsonfags are insufferable.

>>212056903 (OP)
just movie-going experience in theaters:
Fantastic Four (2015)
Batman v Superman

>>212057672
agreed
I didn't enjoy it past the first hour or so but I finished it, and without fast forwarding either
>>212060389
watch more movies

>>212071965
>, poorly lit set and they're holding out against off screen enemies
it was Starship Troopers 2
it's kinda good, in fact I prefer it to Starship Troopers 1 (meaning that if I'll catch it on TV late at night, I'll keep watchin'... which is how I saw it the first time lol)
solid 5/10

>>212088698
>I prefer it to Starship Troopers 1
>solid 5/10

>>212060687
Consider suicide

>>212086983
Is this a real movie? Nothing comes up on jewgle

>>212060118
There's a better argument for Sin City 2

>>212075184
>Yo! Johnny Drama!
>>212076713
I hope he's not getting dementia :/

>>212081453
Isn't he a posh Princeton boy?

>>212087212
>Mission tpo Mars

Tom Sizemore and Val Kilmer got into a fight and had to be filmed separately because Tom got jealous that Val had his $20,000 gym shipped to the filming location in Australia so he threw one of the gym weights at Val in a rage who just managed to duck it.

They made up and became friends again years later before they both died

>>212088242
The one where he played an NPC with Taika Waikiki?

>>212058874
You know what’s amazing? I never watched this movie because the second Jurassic World was already peak slop to me, worse than an AI generated screenplay. Yet I heard this 3rd movie was somehow multitudes worse. It may very well be the worst movie I’ve ever seen if I actually see it.

>>212058874
>>212060078
>>212091289
Harrison Ford as Indy's in it?

You can tell someone doesn't watch movies when they list some 6/10 and call it "WORST MOVIE EVER". Big budget movies are never downright horrific. For truly terrible movies, you need to actively look into low-budget indie.

e.g. The Roller Blade Seven
Looking Glass

green inferno.
Absolute trash !

>>212059295
>>212084575
Elaborate on The Dead Don't Die. What's it going for? It has Tom Waits in it, so I always intended on eventually watching it.

>>212060773
Too much ass :/

>>212092830
The Dead Don't Die isn't bad. It's just really deadpan with flashes of nonsense mixed in. It's like zombie and b movie tropes mixed with Waiting for Godot.

It's not bad but it's not great. It doesn't take itself seriously so it isn't pretentious or anything. You need a certain sense of humor and the right expectations going into it.

>>212056903 (OP)
Event Horizon
Blair Witch Project
Gone in 60 Seconds.

>>212093103
>>212092830
The Dead Don't Die is so fucking bad
At one point Adam Driver and Bill Murray get surrounded by zombies and start thumbing through the script of the movie to see if this is the part they die in
Tilda Swinton gets on a UFO and leaves the movie
The "joke" is definitely that it's wasting your time on purpose for watching it with some meta thing about all zombie movies inherently being a waste of time so why not just go Dadaist with it

>>212093454
>At one point Adam Driver and Bill Murray get surrounded by zombies and start thumbing through the script of the movie to see if this is the part they die in
That's a joke and the type of thing I meant when I said it's like Waiting for Godot. It's like a Samuel Beckett play but there are zombies.
>Tilda Swinton gets on a UFO and leaves the movie
It's absurdist, anon. She's an alien that has been living among humans for however long and just nonchalantly gets into a UFO and leaves because the world is ending.
>The "joke" is definitely that it's wasting your time on purpose for watching it with some meta thing
No, the meta-stuff enhances the contrast between the extreme nature of events and how deadpan/resigned everyone is.
>movies inherently being a waste of time so why not just go Dadaist with it
That's overly reductive.

>>212059939
Watch it again, then go to this website and click theories at the bottom. You most likely missed vital details in that movie, Like how Marys gate is built similar to the stickmen in the forest. And even hidden apparitions in certain camera shots. They say ignorance is bliss. Though it can sometimes be a prison.
https://www.angelfire.com/md/blairwitch/theories.html

>>212059990
>This literally isn't even the "worst James Gunn superhero movie ever made"
I don't give a fuck about James Gunn. I saw this movie when it was new and simply hated it.

>>212091757
See >>212062943
Context matters.

>>212091208
Shit I forgot that Waikiki guy was in it too. That makes it double bad.

>>212059939
I watched it opening weekend (here - which was about 5 months after the U.S. release) and it
A. Was very novel to see found footage in a "real film" as opposed to the way it had been used before
B. Scared the shit out of me

I think seeing it a decade or more after it came out would greatly lessen the impact.

>>212056903 (OP)
Just finished watching Don't Feed the Children... I'll go with that.

>>212060032
This movie was actually really good... Up until Ed Harris is killed and then they try and replace him with fucking William Hurt with a shitty half goatee. Not since Bryan Cranston was killed off in Godzilla has there been a shitty decision like that. Also there's a 69 sex scene that feels out of place for a wholesome family couple to be having.

>>212073128
To be fair it's super easy to pick a SOV movie as the worst or an Asylum or a 70s exploitation. We're talking specifically mainstream films because it's more interesting to discuss how Stallone made a shitty movie than how a bunch of people in the Midwest in their backyard made a shitty movie.

>>212093454
Avoid spoilers next time, retard.