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6/25/2025, 1:19:29 PM
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>play modded terraria for the first time with friend
>i've never completed vanilla, gotten to the cultists in co-op with other friends before scheduling made run die out
>he's played modded terraria a lot, completed it multiple times
>he blazes through the bosses and barely explains anything to me
>"yeah next we have to go do the Destroyer Of The Realms and then The Glongo Twins. I'm gonna spawn the destroyer right now you ready? ok i spawned him"
>doesn't even build a base, doesn't have a chest room
>insists on building houses all over the world, but not in a meta way to use the teleporters, just out of laziness
>gun dealer is on some fucking cloud island in the top right corner of the world, goblin tinkerer is alone in some random cave house in the bottom left of the world, nurse is by the ocean alone, none of them can be teleported to
>inventory constantly full of various flashy rainbow items named shit like "The Soul Of The Heavens" and the description is a whole essay of lore
>don't know what items to throw out and what to keep
>DUDE you didn't collect the Short Ice Sticks? WTF man that's the whole point we came here?!
>crashes out and sulks if he can't beat a boss or if anything goes wrong
>when we did the Wall of Flesh he was too impatient to build any kind of platform arena in hell, I spent ages talking him into it (we're playing on the hardest difficulty btw)
>after five minutes of placing platforms he goes "ok im spawning it now"
>we run out of space in 1 minute of fighting and die
>we spend another 5 minutes placing platforms
>rinse and repeat, each time I have to explain that we need a LOT of platform space to have a chance of beating the boss, every time we die its because we run out of space
>eventually beat the boss after 4 entire sessions of dying and then expanding the platform bridge a tiny bit and then dying again
>play modded terraria for the first time with friend
>i've never completed vanilla, gotten to the cultists in co-op with other friends before scheduling made run die out
>he's played modded terraria a lot, completed it multiple times
>he blazes through the bosses and barely explains anything to me
>"yeah next we have to go do the Destroyer Of The Realms and then The Glongo Twins. I'm gonna spawn the destroyer right now you ready? ok i spawned him"
>doesn't even build a base, doesn't have a chest room
>insists on building houses all over the world, but not in a meta way to use the teleporters, just out of laziness
>gun dealer is on some fucking cloud island in the top right corner of the world, goblin tinkerer is alone in some random cave house in the bottom left of the world, nurse is by the ocean alone, none of them can be teleported to
>inventory constantly full of various flashy rainbow items named shit like "The Soul Of The Heavens" and the description is a whole essay of lore
>don't know what items to throw out and what to keep
>DUDE you didn't collect the Short Ice Sticks? WTF man that's the whole point we came here?!
>crashes out and sulks if he can't beat a boss or if anything goes wrong
>when we did the Wall of Flesh he was too impatient to build any kind of platform arena in hell, I spent ages talking him into it (we're playing on the hardest difficulty btw)
>after five minutes of placing platforms he goes "ok im spawning it now"
>we run out of space in 1 minute of fighting and die
>we spend another 5 minutes placing platforms
>rinse and repeat, each time I have to explain that we need a LOT of platform space to have a chance of beating the boss, every time we die its because we run out of space
>eventually beat the boss after 4 entire sessions of dying and then expanding the platform bridge a tiny bit and then dying again
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