I finally beat Cuck Simulator 5000
>Applejack loves Rarity, but is platonic friends with user
>user is AJ's wingman
>the plan: user 'confesses' to AJ, but AJ refuses and confesses to Rarity (it works every time)
>the game: using only the phony confession, make AJ change her mind and fall in love with user
It took hours of tweaking, seducing, begging, and jokes that would break your neck with tonal whiplash.
Felt like steins;gate.
Finally got lucky with the sappiest speech ever.
couldn't beat it on v3. barely beat it on sonnet 4.