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>"They told me makin' some workout videos for the apptchamacallits would help channel my INFERNAL RAGE..."
>The flames die down as you attempt to put out a small patch singing your jacket.
>Meanwhile Satan rests back into his throne to take a calming breather.
>A slick of the non-existent hair plus releasing his grip on the arm rests and he was back to being cool.
>"...into something more constructive. Personally ah don't see the point and ah'd rather be torturin' some stooges over in Pride, but they do help me with keepin' a routine."
>You'd raise a point about the Lord of Darkness being stuck for hobbies and time management but considering it was *the* Satan, you decided against it.
>More to the point, a serpentine noble came sailing down from the court rafters and painting the floor in a sickly spattering of black, complete with a stray fang.
>The silhouette of a burly commoner and crude cry of "Up yours, Vanderheel!" from the balcony nabbed the attention of the pair of you.
>Before you knew it Satan's soul-deafening chuckles fill the hall.
>"Hah! And they do find a way of inspirin' even the lowliest of spiteful ingrates to get in shape."
>Thus his unholy gaze turned back to you.
>"So how about it, skinny? First month's membership is on me."
>>149260875
>>149259574
>>149259534
>"They told me makin' some workout videos for the apptchamacallits would help channel my INFERNAL RAGE..."
>The flames die down as you attempt to put out a small patch singing your jacket.
>Meanwhile Satan rests back into his throne to take a calming breather.
>A slick of the non-existent hair plus releasing his grip on the arm rests and he was back to being cool.
>"...into something more constructive. Personally ah don't see the point and ah'd rather be torturin' some stooges over in Pride, but they do help me with keepin' a routine."
>You'd raise a point about the Lord of Darkness being stuck for hobbies and time management but considering it was *the* Satan, you decided against it.
>More to the point, a serpentine noble came sailing down from the court rafters and painting the floor in a sickly spattering of black, complete with a stray fang.
>The silhouette of a burly commoner and crude cry of "Up yours, Vanderheel!" from the balcony nabbed the attention of the pair of you.
>Before you knew it Satan's soul-deafening chuckles fill the hall.
>"Hah! And they do find a way of inspirin' even the lowliest of spiteful ingrates to get in shape."
>Thus his unholy gaze turned back to you.
>"So how about it, skinny? First month's membership is on me."
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