i was thinking about buying a cheap piece of shit porsche like a used carrera or something, then tossing on some fender flares with wood screws and slapping a big rauh welt vinyl on the windshield. if i do this and park with all the porsches at the local cars and coffees do you think they will like me? i can also put a giant ebay turbo on it to make it faster than all the other ones if you think that will help.