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> Rotating beer selection
> Rootless, transitional clientele
> A bunch of soijaks working the taps telling you how the pub is a whole heckin’ 45 years old
This is precisely the point OP was making.
The best we had was a biergarden from the 1930s that had polka and oompah music and brewed several different beers on tap, but it went out of business about 10 years ago.