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Anonymous /co/149340950#149342922
7/10/2025, 5:27:13 PM
>>149342882
Since you asked, i'll tell you why it isn't good in the slightest.
>doesn't even bother to pretend to be like Clark Kent, just behaves the same but with glasses and a zoomer fringe
>doesn't speak like Superman would, repeatedly says "dude", or whines, or spends his time shouting like an angry toddler
>entire Superman persona is petulant and has no nobility or gravitas, just a constant joke
>Lex is the same, no sense of being two steps ahead at all times, no class, another shouty whiny man-child
>Lois is... pointless, as all modern attempts at Superman make her
>didn't need le whacky robots
>didn't need the Black Adam-style side-character heroes to fill up the roster
>"it's impossible to fake a translation!!!"
>plot was retarded, a shallow analogy for Russia invading Ukraine
>the blackhole opening up was an equally shitty plot
>the Kents were extremely badly miscast, but then they could never match up to the Kents from Smallville
>that fucking CG dog ALL THE TIME, it wasn't funny or cute, it was desperate
>that whole fight scene in the canyon was a clusterfuck of nonsense
>why the fuck would Lex shouting command codes at Ultraman make him a more efficient fighter than Superman just doing things directly, even something as small as an extra 10ms ping in a video game puts you at a disadvantage
>shove in that weird blonde monke girl from that GoT spinoff right at the end for no reason
Consider the rope bitch boy