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7/10/2025, 5:27:13 PM
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Since you asked, i'll tell you why it isn't good in the slightest.
>doesn't even bother to pretend to be like Clark Kent, just behaves the same but with glasses and a zoomer fringe
>doesn't speak like Superman would, repeatedly says "dude", or whines, or spends his time shouting like an angry toddler
>entire Superman persona is petulant and has no nobility or gravitas, just a constant joke
>Lex is the same, no sense of being two steps ahead at all times, no class, another shouty whiny man-child
>Lois is... pointless, as all modern attempts at Superman make her
>didn't need le whacky robots
>didn't need the Black Adam-style side-character heroes to fill up the roster
>"it's impossible to fake a translation!!!"
>plot was retarded, a shallow analogy for Russia invading Ukraine
>the blackhole opening up was an equally shitty plot
>the Kents were extremely badly miscast, but then they could never match up to the Kents from Smallville
>that fucking CG dog ALL THE TIME, it wasn't funny or cute, it was desperate
>that whole fight scene in the canyon was a clusterfuck of nonsense
>why the fuck would Lex shouting command codes at Ultraman make him a more efficient fighter than Superman just doing things directly, even something as small as an extra 10ms ping in a video game puts you at a disadvantage
>shove in that weird blonde monke girl from that GoT spinoff right at the end for no reason
Consider the rope bitch boy
Since you asked, i'll tell you why it isn't good in the slightest.
>doesn't even bother to pretend to be like Clark Kent, just behaves the same but with glasses and a zoomer fringe
>doesn't speak like Superman would, repeatedly says "dude", or whines, or spends his time shouting like an angry toddler
>entire Superman persona is petulant and has no nobility or gravitas, just a constant joke
>Lex is the same, no sense of being two steps ahead at all times, no class, another shouty whiny man-child
>Lois is... pointless, as all modern attempts at Superman make her
>didn't need le whacky robots
>didn't need the Black Adam-style side-character heroes to fill up the roster
>"it's impossible to fake a translation!!!"
>plot was retarded, a shallow analogy for Russia invading Ukraine
>the blackhole opening up was an equally shitty plot
>the Kents were extremely badly miscast, but then they could never match up to the Kents from Smallville
>that fucking CG dog ALL THE TIME, it wasn't funny or cute, it was desperate
>that whole fight scene in the canyon was a clusterfuck of nonsense
>why the fuck would Lex shouting command codes at Ultraman make him a more efficient fighter than Superman just doing things directly, even something as small as an extra 10ms ping in a video game puts you at a disadvantage
>shove in that weird blonde monke girl from that GoT spinoff right at the end for no reason
Consider the rope bitch boy
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