HOST:
"Welcome back to Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time, we had a shrine maiden showdown, but this time... it’s blades, ghosts, and time-bending beats!"

HOST:
"In this corner, she slices before you blink and serves tea before you think! She’s loyal, she's lethal, and she’s always on time — it’s Sakuya Izayoi!"

(Crowd cheers. Remilia floats in the background, sipping tea.)

HOST:
"And in this corner, she’s half-human, half-phantom, but 100% ready to split you in half! Wielding double blades and a dead-serious stare — it's Youmu Konpaku!"

(Yuyuko waves in the background, already eating popcorn.)

HOST:
"Youmu, you're up first! Show Sakuya why ghosts shouldn't be messed with."

YOUMU:
"My blade speaks louder than words."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird ~ Till When?”]

YOUMU (rapping/beatboxing):
"You're just a maid, I’m a master of blades,
Training every day while your tea gets made.
You bend time just to finish your chores,
I cut time down — and leave no spores."

(Phantom half echoes her flow, creating a ghostly harmony.)

"You throw knives? I am a knife!
Slice through rhythms like I slice through life.
No clock can save you, no mansion door,
By the time you blink, I’m not there anymore!"

[Beat ends with a ghostly whoosh and blade clash]

CROWD:
(Oohs from Marisa, Reisen, and Mokou. Yuyuko applauds with her mouth full.)

HOST:
"Slicing through time and bars! That was sharp, Youmu. Let’s see if Sakuya can rewind that!"

HOST:
"Sakuya, can you freeze the moment and cut through the competition?"

SAKUYA:
"I’ll make time... to deal with her."

[BEATBOX BEGINS – Remix of “Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial”]

SAKUYA (rapping/beatboxing):
"Tick-tock, you’re out of time,
Step in my mansion, you're crossing a line.
You train for years? I pause and learn —
Fold a thousand knives, now watch 'em burn."

(Slow-motion effect as knives spin in rhythm.)

"Phantom half? You're only half done.
I’m the full package — blade, brains, and fun.
Remilia’s right-hand, devil’s top maid,
You're a gardener ghost — I’m self-made."

[Beat ends with a loud clock chime and silver knife clash]

CROWD:
(Applause from Remilia, Meiling salutes, Patchouli nods approvingly.)

HOST:
"Wow! Time stopped — and so did my heartbeat! That was insane!"

HOST:
"Youmu dropped ghostly bars, but Sakuya spun time and sliced back hard! Who do you think won this beatbox battle?"

YOUMU:
"I'll accept the result... if it's fair."

SAKUYA:
"Victory is already in my schedule."

HOST:
"Vote in the comments or wherever you’re watching, and stay tuned for the next episode of… Cartoon Beatbox Battles!"