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>Go to local drive thru coffee spot for my daily cold brew
>sometimes they ask to add gratuity, sometimes they don't
>cute girl asks me for gratuity
>I say "yeah you can add 50 cents on"
>she laughs and says, "alright then"
Sorry if 50 cents on top of a $5 cold brew is too cheap for you, bitch

Does anyone else always think "oh I'd love to fuck a crazy whore with facial piercings, colored hair, tattoos, etc" but the moment you actually get the oppurtunity to fuck one you sort of seize up and think twice about the consequences?