Dear A,

If I weren't white, I would probably feel no compunction with taking a knife and goring you. Before I moved in here, I had no experience living with actual african immigrants and really didn't have any problems with them, I kinda just assumed you would be normal albeit a bit loud. Oh boy was I wrong.

Having lived in this apartment for 2 months, I completely and whole-heartedly understand why Belgians chopped off your hands. You are a completely disgusting person with absolute 0 care or courtesy to anyone else in this flat.

Maybe it's just African culture. Honestly, I am actually so proud and honoured to share a country with you, I understand that your history is so full of oppression but underneath that, the indomitable African still brings his unique culture.
I respect and embrace your diversity and cultural uniqueness when it shows itself in:
>blasting Tanzanian radio at 6:30 in the morning
>Taking phone calls on speaker most of the day
>Speaking loudly almost shoutingly on the phone in a completely incomprehensible overly enunciated accent/dialect
>Leaving shared pots and pans half filled with uneaten food underneath the kitchen sink
>Leaving unflushed feaces in the toilet
>Having loud intercourse with your hook ups at 1 in the morning.

You make living here a complete hell. I cannot wait until Hitler returns and throws disgusting wastes of life like you into chambers filled with phosgene gas so you spend the rest of your pathetic life gargling on the burning mucus inside your lungs.

Kind regards,
Anon.