>shopping in FUCKING GAMESTOP circa 2009, specifically went for a copy of pokeman emerald
>can't find one CiB (i have autism)
>see this on the discount bin
>dick is fucking diamonds
>play it
>can't control the camera
>despite the combat being clunky as all fuck, all you have to do is jump on their heads to kill them, mario bros style
>you can also just run away from every encounter
>you can unironically do a sexy dance to lure guards, then stab them in the throat
7/10 game honestly even if i never finished it, couldn't stand the shitty voice acting and she changes out of her red kimono halfway through, which made me drop it.