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What's the most mediocre game you've bought over a character design?
>>716243497 (OP)it's okay if you want to fuck the blacksmith in that game you don't have to pretend otherwise
>>716243497 (OP)Pic related. I like Asterigos though. I thought it was a good game
>>716243497 (OP)I actually came pretty close to buying this game based on her and the blacksmith alone but kept forgetting to.
>>716243720It's a 6.5/10 I elevated in my mind to a 7.5/10 because of red hair representation.
>>716243497 (OP)Monday Night Combat because of these babes.
>>716243497 (OP)Gravity Rush 1 and 2
>>716243497 (OP)>he boughtened the ACME gameshame on you. have a pity bump.
>>716244141Asterigos. I liked it. Get it on sale
shame there's such little r34 of it
Overwatch when it came out
Played it for like a month
>>716243497 (OP)Hogwarts: Magic Awakened. That Tim Burton artstyle works really well.
>>716243497 (OP)I don't play many mediocre games, I don't play many games in general hence why i look for top quality.
So my most mediocre game is probably Crysis 2
Unironically. I loved his design and asked for the game, then I played it.
>>716243497 (OP)Did this costume just come out or something? Holy tummy
>>716244782pic unrelated ofc, I mean the original uncersored one
Project x Zone, I really liked the main girl design.
>>716245042That's just Link.
>>716244310Bad end / enemy capture mods would really improve it
>>716243497 (OP)I don't buy games over character design because I'm not a dumb retard, but I'm playing through Threads of Fate right now and the female character designs are the only high-quality thing about this game.
>>716243914It was a great game, shame about the sequels though.
>>716243497 (OP)is that a mod? I dont remember that outfit even after the final "superbosses" dlc
>>716247637This has been on my wishlist for ages. Is there actually good stuff to coom to or is it just an action game with nudity
>>716243497 (OP)Heaven Sword
X-Blades
Blades of Time
Golden Axe: Beast Rider
A bunch of licensed and unlicensed anime shovelware I canโt even remember
>>716247805it has a hub area where you can do some cooming yeah, been awhile since I played.
there is some penetration as well iirc
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Bright Memory: Infinite
It took literally 2.5 hours to beat
>>716243497 (OP)I bought Nier Automata and Stellar blade for their characters and I like both games
>>716248549based, I keep hoping stellar blade will go on sale
>>716243497 (OP)Shit its been this way for like atleast 6 years since almost all games these days are mediocre
Bought the entire season pass day 1 and I still haven't gotten past the first episode.
>>716243497 (OP)The most recent one was this. Honestly not that bad. I mostly bought it because it also the first game in a million years to have panty shots too.
I bought a copy of Starfox Adventures just to record what happens if you get swallowed by the first boss but then don't attack anything.
....it just plays the normal cutscene and throws you back out like nothing happened.
At least I bought it used so it was only like $15
Star Fox Adventures. Never played a game so dull just for Krystal
>>716243497 (OP)Asterigos was great you little faggot.
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>>716243497 (OP)I actually like this game, but I remember emulating Super Dodgeball Advance only because it had team managers that looked like this.
I have way more answers for TV shows, but paying money just for something like that didn't happen ever.
It wasn't bad I guess, just so aggressively mediocre I never finished it.
>>716244391>FurkinoI will now buy your game
I bought this blind for some reason, it's like my brain wasn't working when I saw the ladies. Eventually I gave it a very brief look and it turned out to be a shitty rogueli*e or something.
>>716243497 (OP)Pretty much 95% of the fighting games Iโve bought
>>716243497 (OP)Imagine buying a game for safe horny reddit trash.
>>716250474It's a shitty version of Darkest Dungeon.
>>716243497 (OP)I have never bought a game because of a character's design solely.
>>716243497 (OP)I bought Anthem because I thought the exosuits looked cool, what a fool I was.
>>716243497 (OP)is that a new costume? haven't played in a while
>>716252096it's the default one modded.
>>716243497 (OP)I liked the game. It had a lot of flaws, but the combat was fun, it had some nice music, she had a great ass, and while the writer really needed an editor, it feit like he was really into Roman history
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Anyone hoping for more redhead tummy kino should follow Fading Skies
>>716252419>nice musicYes. Emi Evans is actually what got my attention in the first place.
>>716244391Bough it. lmao.
>>716248250desu its advertised as a short game and its better than 99% of fps from the past 20 years.
>>716243497 (OP)Stellar Blade. Game has been on my radar since reveal as Project: EVE or whatever it was called back then. I don't own a console, so was waiting for a PC release. After the console release I've heard that it's rather mid. Haven't watched any gameplay or read anything about the game. Bought it day 1 on PC. I was surprised how much souls-like it is. Still had a blast playing it. Gameplay was ok, nothing spectacular but serviceable, story was pretty decent, graphic and music was great. Would buy another similar game.
>>716243497 (OP)At least it was dirt cheap.
>>716243606I just want to cuddle with her
I'm not a furry
is kena bridge of spirits any good?
>>716244967His design is hideous. Even when I was a kid and I saw this shit in magazines I thought, wow what a stupid looking character. Look at his dumbass haircut.
>>716243497 (OP)I bought Code of Princess because the character is hot and I wanted something like Dragon's Crown, but the game is the blandest shit ever.
>was supposed to be voiced by Gwen Stefani
>buy game
>turns out they swapped for a literally who at the last minute
>>716257273Same. The Kinu Nishimura art was too strong. I barely touched the game itself.
>>716249357People here shilling that game didn't get me to buy the game but I did decide to watch the anime
Seems better than Fairy Tail, at least to me. I don't mind the fanservice but it's extremely excessive and distasteful, and their comic relief stuff generally suck too. Moscoy.
Started watching for Hermit,
Stayed for Sister and Homura
>>716243497 (OP)Yelan got me to play Genshit (briefly) and I was very close to going full whale before it hit me that the game actually sucks
>>716258157She looks very generic.
>>716258415half the designs in this thread are variations on the same "redhead with exposed midriff" baseline
>shopping in FUCKING GAMESTOP circa 2009, specifically went for a copy of pokeman emerald
>can't find one CiB (i have autism)
>see this on the discount bin
>dick is fucking diamonds
>play it
>can't control the camera
>despite the combat being clunky as all fuck, all you have to do is jump on their heads to kill them, mario bros style
>you can also just run away from every encounter
>you can unironically do a sexy dance to lure guards, then stab them in the throat
7/10 game honestly even if i never finished it, couldn't stand the shitty voice acting and she changes out of her red kimono halfway through, which made me drop it.
>>716258508well maybe yelan's midriff should be exposed too then
Probably Tonic Trouble since 6 years old me thought it was the coolest character ever. The game itself is awful, I couldn't get much far as a kid. I played it again few years ago and the second part feels like a beta.
>>716256974If you actually aren't a furry then fair enough, but you should know that being a furry is not exclusively about sexual attraction, anon.
I haven't bought it because I assume it's just ubislop but by god I've considered it.
>>716258586>she changes out of her red kimono halfway throughWHAT
>>716258827She puts on armor iirc, it's been like 15 years.
>>716245156What got censored?
tomb raider 1 and 2. I was never thrilled about the gameplay in either but i still finished them.
>>716258586The coolest thing was being able to lynch enemies with your wire. Tie it around their neck, jump over a wooden plank, watch them get pulled off the ground and see the blood pour from their neck. Really nasty.
>>716244391Brought asterigos for this lovely lady, and I don't regret it. Game is a solid 6.5/10.
>>716245085Talk like a fucking adult. You're goddamn 40 years old.
>>716243497 (OP)Lili: Child of Geos
Originally a mobile game. Nice little adventure, comfy as fuck, and quite beautiful for its time.
>>716258586I love that fucking game
>>716258157I wish I was as strong as you. I got into The First Descendant for the layydiess.
I now have over 700 hours on it and have dropped over $200 on lewd outfits
>>716258157>try Genshin Impact for Mona>dont get her>reroll>dont get her>reroll>dont get her>reroll>force myself to play it anyway>quit when I run out of chests to find
>>716259710don't feel bad, my peanut brain blew like $300 on Black Desert when the punch lady came out, and that's after I bought the super special $120 launch edition
game is really neat but the gameplay gets destroyed by spammable super safe dodge spamming
love 2b's ass but im not playing this game ever again
>>716257316This game is fun a fuck
Like a weeber DMC with Jojo stands.
I remember rushing the game so I could unlock the battle maiden outfit, then start my real playthrough.
>>716249357This man is genuinely incapable of drawing unattractive women.
>>716258823I'm going to buy both Asterigos and Phoenix... eventually.
>>716259904You can now get her for free, but they censored her outfit.
>>716260448Don't buy Fenyx. Pirate it at most.
>>716260448Don't. Not only Fenyx Rising is a really bad game and the quintessential ubislop, you only get to see Athena for like 1-2 quest, and then she gets turned into a hag forever.
>>716260517Nah, I'm done with gacha games forever. I'll just molest her in my lucid dreams for free instead.
>>716253712Too bad the dev deactivated the demo, would've liked to have played it again now that I've got a decent pc. Don't really know why devs do that shit.
>>716260721I'd call you based, but i don't know if your fantasies incorporate the fact that mona wastes all her money on stupid shit and thus would do anything for a meal, or that she doesn't bathe as often as she would like.
>>716260324Wouldn't you have beaten most of the game's content by then ?
>>716260582This is the correct choice. Ubi already cancelled the sequel, and they don't deserve the $8 it goes on sale for besides.
>>716243910it's a 4.5/10 and I hate you faggots for shilling it
>>716260938You unlock it by beating the game so yeah.
>>716260938not him but there are a bunch of sidequests from what I remember. If you just do main missions it cuts hours off the game length. This was my time for one playthrough and I did everything I could find and still didn't get the "best" ending because I had missed something
I'm reinstalling it now this thread has me in the mood to play more
>>716243497 (OP)He's literally me.
>>716261249sheeeiiit forgot pic
>>716260895>i don't know if your fantasies incorporate the fact that mona wastes all her money on stupid shit and thus would do anything for a mealAbsolutely, I always give her the worst financial advice that will back her into a corner later
>or that she doesn't bathe as often as she would like.She doesn't smell bad because she basically gets a bath every time she dives into her water realm
>>716260324Damn, I think I have to play this now. Is the gameplay at least half decent?
>>716261342Perchance I should reinstall as well and finish the 100% run I started but didn't finish. It would be an excuse to enjoy that faptastic outfit they added at the end.
>>716243910>anti-soul gasCan't be better than 2/10.
>>716261383It's a janky mix of souls shit and a classic action/adventure game. It can be fun but it definitely won't be the best game you've played any year.
This thread reminded me of that ubisoft slop "Immortals Fenyx Rising"
It's on 80% sale on steam right now, has anyone played it? is it worth trying?
Though I really don't think Ubisoft deserves a single penny
>>716243979Only the combat of GR2 was mediocre, the game as a whole package was actually just good and I'd recommend it to anyone with a PS4. The world is wonderful, the music is nice, the characters are likeable, the movement is fun to play around with. 8/10
>>716243497 (OP)Hoshigami Ruining Blue Earth
>>716261981That reminds me, do the games work on shadps4? I beat bloodborne completely (chalices and everything) about a month ago, zero issues with the 60fps patch and upscaled to 1440p.
>>716243497 (OP)I'm not even sure it can qualify as mediocre rather than just bad, but she's cool and the game works I guess.
>>716261975I enjoyed it a lot more than Asterigos, plays like BotW mashed with the Ubislop template, but the third person controller makes it more tolerable to me than Far Cry.
I rented Drakengard from blockbuster just because I was a kid who thought dragons were cool and fun and it would be a happy fun adventure game.
Boy was I in for a treat
>>716243497 (OP)Ryza's game
She's so cute but the combat is dogshit, I dropped it after 4 hours
>>716259126He probably just means them making all the characters uglier.
>>716262464>She's so cute but the combat is dogshitThis is why I turned it to Very Easy and played it like a normal JRPG without all the autistic crafting shit.
>>716260659Eh, is not so bad and the humor is funny enough to keep you engaged. The controls fucking suck massive dick though, who the fuck was in charge of those, those frenchies need to put them to the guillotine
>>716260659It isn't a bad game at all
>>716262891I think the humor is by far the worst part of the game (after the hagification), but to each their own.
>>716243497 (OP)>Asterigosit is pretty mid but I had some decent fun for what it's worth. Hilda is cute, story was meh but serviceable, combat was well varied and pretty polished though I kept falling back to the sword&board+staff combo to cheese some fights
Another game I did buy because of my dick but was actually pleasantly surprised at would be The Killing Antidote. I thought it'd be janky unrealslop and while graphically it pretty much is, the gameplay loop is really good.
>>716263064I used to be very much into greek mythology, that's probably why I loved it. But I can concede the quirkiness might not be to everyone's tastes.
>>716243497 (OP)I got this just to see Lara's feet in her wetsuit
>>716243720>>716243497 (OP)I still want to try this game, and most people on here seem to say its pretty decent.
I'll get it on a sale one day.
>>716245156No, I definitely meant the remake. New Ellie looks so much better and more hebelike than old Ellie.
>>716258823It's very accessible to pirate, if you're really itching for ubi tower slop it can be worth it to burn time I guess. Be prepared for way more puzzles than you'd expect, and cherish the little time they let you have with small Athena as she tries to get you killed.
>>716248250How is this different from the normal "Bright Memory"?
>>716263256Yeah, Asterigos is one of those "It's okay if it's on sale" games.
>>716243497 (OP)Sakura Wars reboot
>>716263519Bright Memory was supposed to be an episodic game with multiple releases over time. He scrapped that plan and decided to rework it into one release. Even so it's short as fuck. I beat the main story in under 3 hours and would have refunded it except I would have felt bad since its one dude who made the entire thing. If this had been a release by a large(r) company I would have done so without hesitation but I think its impressive to make a game by yourself even if it ends up being mediocre or downright bad, you took the initiative that millions of people don't.
>>716264142So which one do I play?
>>716264870Infinite is the "definitive" release. I don't think Steam even offers the original anymore.
>>716246025>THAT'S JUST LINK!!!11!!you will never be a woman.
only chads understand dark cloud 1 protag is peak masculinity
>>716264808This game was so ass
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>>716264937It offers them both that's why I was asking.
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>>716264937It offers them both that's why I was asking.
>>716264964Sell the game to me + does it emulate
>>716257875what is this, retard ?
>>716265057>>716265260I only played Infinite, which is the final version according to the dev
>>716243705I hate developers that think they are creative, when in fact, they are not.
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Warhammer: Chaosbane
It's a run-of-the-mill Diablolike but there are barely any games where you can play as a Dwarf chick outside of RPGs.
>>716266657>No beardThey had one job
>>716264964Are Dark Clloud fans insecure?
>>716267051>No beardAnd that's a good thing.
>>716267482You are not a true dwarf connoisseur
>>716266657Hell, I'll try it, I'm in for some midcore grind jank.
>>716247570she just straight up isnt wearing panties, huh
>>716268924panties are barbaric and uncivilized
>>716267667Stop being obtuse
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>>716269349This but then I played all the mainline games and I actually enjoyed them
>>716269435I played the original game and still wasn't too impressed. Definitely mediocre, never got what all the hype was about.
>>716258785It is
Anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>716263175>Genesis Alpha One Screenshot????
>>716249213How's ape escape? i have a PS2 emulator installed and the only games so far i have on it are the .hack games and katamari
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some parts of it were laughably low budget
still had fun though
I actually liked it too. Might even replay it soon.
Magna Carta 2
The game was mediocre. But the thighs were top tier.
>>716270453Don't lie, you bought it for the Skittles
>>716269771it might be an old in-dev name/codename but that's what Nvidia calls the game
>>716270718https://store.steampowered.com/app/712190/Genesis_Alpha_One_Deluxe_Edition/
Probably the Final Fantasy games, although I think some of them are special.
Usually, if the game makers gave enough of a shit to create characters with good designs, the rest of the game was probably cared for as well. It tends to go hand in hand.
>>716243497 (OP)Genshin Impact. I mean...I didn't actually *buy* it or spend money on microtransactions, but I did download it, primarily because I liked the character designs. Unfortunately I though the gameplay wasn't actually that fun so I lost interest after a few hours.
>>716265351Symonne from Tales of Zestiria
>>716269556Quite a narrow minded worldview, anon. I am glad to live without the weight of bigotry on my shoulders.
>>716270453The dialogue is abysmal, forspoken 20 years earlier.
>>716243497 (OP)Bought this because it looks like a Vanillaware game and it reminded me of Muramasa and Odin Sphere, but the game is really mediocre.
>>716270230get ace combat 4 and god hand
>>716269994>Gives the appearance of a beard without actually giving facial hair to the womenActually pretty clever
>>716273385that is actually a man
>>716250768The dlc for this any good ?
>>716265260Infinite, the original Bright Memory is even shorter with a single level/boss and more of a proof of concept. Infinite has everything the original game has and is a finished game, even though its short as fuck as the other anon said.
Infinite's two major failings is that its short and its easy. Otherwise its an indie dev smashing together everything he thought was cool into an fps, even if none of it makes sense. Stealth? Sure! The wire whip from bulletstorm? Sure! Falcon punch? Lets make it one of the strongest attacks in the game! Its really unrepentant about what its biting, but its also well paced and well presented. You're not going to get all the skills unlocked in one play through, so if you want to mess around with every weird shit the guy wanted to blender together, you'll have to mess with new game+
Its an action movie. It's as long as an action movie. Plot is just there to have a reason for guns to go bang bang like an action movie. Its a 90s summer blockbuster with the only slow point being the nonsensical 3 minute intro. After that its one action scene after another, with a minute of dialogue between scenes to tell you why you're in a sports car with a machine gun turret running over pigs to why time travel. Its shortness cannot be overstated, though, its 2-3 hours long to finish, even if you suck. Worth it on a sale, or if you're really desperate to kill 3 hours on a boring afternoon. Just be sure to change right click from aiming to blocking, at least until you get to the sniping part of the game because of course there's going to be a mandatory sniping part in the game
>>716271023>Cost me like 20 dollars in highschool>Inflated to 120huh?
>>716276082No thats the redhead from Asterigos, Link is from Zelda.
>>716263175>The Killing AntidoteI am vaguely reminded of "Parasite in City." Is there ryona in this? Glory to the CCP.
>>716257990>extremely excessive and distasteful
>>716276643BORN DIFFERENT
>>716250474I bought it because it was like 99ยข on sale
>>716243497 (OP)You posted it. Refunded after it crashed once, though.
>>716258586Fun fact, this was the first director role for the guy that would later create the Senran Kagura series.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenichir%C5%8D_Takaki
>>716250354I grabbed CE and gave myself infinite boost and sunk cost my way into all of the achievements. Whatever it's supposed to be, it ended up as nothing more than a collectathon. I would guess it would take ~70 hours to get all the shinies without getting the infinite boost. The combat is also complete shit. Not a game you can play without cheats imo since the levels are so large and empty it would take forever to traverse them normally.
>>716264808It may not have been perfect by any means, but I loved it. The OST was top-notch, and I liked the rage mode which turned everything black, white and red. Plus this was one of the first games I got when I still had my 360, (it got fucking aids) but Iโm looking forward to replaying it on RPCS3. Iโd love to see this get a remaster touching up the gameplay, it was fun at the end of the day.
Thereโs porn of Rubi if youโre interested tho.
>>716249357The music is surprisingly good. The town theme has a xenoblade 2 tune to it.
>>716276428You character get damaged by taking damage and she can get cuts, bruises and get stabbed to death by certain enemies but that's about it.
This scene is modded btw.
>>716243497 (OP)Lollipop Chainsaw
>>716280328Your character's clothes get ripped*
I'm retarded.
They also added some literal see-through lingerie with one of the latest updates.
>>716273623So you're saying the actual good version of this idea is free to steal?
>>716281201yeah sure
i seen one chick with that hair beard like 10 years ago on some anime con in london
>>716277463The platforming is Mario Odyssey-tier fantastic, you get a fantastic kit that allows for lunatic sequence-breaking trick jumps. It's just a proof-of-concept attached to that core movement system.
Don't get me wrong, it's amazing that a single guy made this in so little time, but a tech demo is a tech demo. I wish he'd stick with this clear bombshell hit, and develop it into something complete, with a little bit more story and a lot more enemy complexity, instead of making new projects we don't really know will take off.
>>716281681didn't mean to quote, I just like the bib tibby ninjers.
>>716243497 (OP)The game you posted and Kena Bridge of Slop
>>716248250For many years now, I thought this was Stellar Blade.
>>716243497 (OP)I bought the two Mario vs Donkey Kong DS games and Mario Tennis and Golf on the Switch just for Pauline
>>716257273I had this image saved awhile ago, didn't know it was actually from a game lol
Playing it right now, actually. There is legitimately no other reason other than I think this dude looks cool as fuck. His story turned out to be pretty interesting too, and the DLC so far is bretty gud, if not overpriced.
The game is a fucking bitch to play, though, I mean holy shit. You know it's bad when instead of asking for a game to do more, asking why they didn't do X or Y (no pun intended), you're just asking for the experience to be inoffensive to play through. SV insults at every turn with the dogshit performance, camera, spawns, the visual design of the world, and so on.
Makes Sword/Shield look like a goddamn dream in comparison.
>>716250474i liked it, was just easy. Dont think i wiped during a full playthrough
>>716258586i found the first boss you gotta assassinate to be harder than souls bosses on hard difficulty
>>716243497 (OP)what is it like to date a redhead?
>>716243914I was thinking about this game a few days ago. I really liked it. A shame it was kill.
>>716243497 (OP)Atelier Ryza. What a fucking sleeping pill.
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>>716243497 (OP)Game was extremely mid.
but i fapped to the chick a lot.
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>>716272319i loved this game. Its like a more realized version of muramasa.
>>716243497 (OP)Probably the Neptunia series. Just in general.
>>716243497 (OP)probably this; it hasn't finished installing yet but I'm not getting my hopes up
What can I say, I hear "real time boob sweat mechanics" and I buy
>>716244967I remember the second game being alright, but then, that was eons ago.
Muv-luv
Do I regret it? Eeehhh.. Debatable, but I had to see what body horror ayylmaos had to do with a school dating sim.
>>716282798Actual gigachad in Pokemon is hilarious.
The game was ok but once gunpowder and the nephilim powers were introduced every map felt like a slog.
>>716243910>gamers want gingers>game devs are dyslepidemicwife is suffering
>>716285717>probably this; it hasn't finished installing yet but I'm not getting my hopes upfucking retarded coonsoomer gooner
>>716260517I don't think I ever would have known her outfit was censored if no one ever mentioned it because I don't play the game and people only ever draw her or use her model with her original outfit lmao.
>>716285717Apparently the game is a performance tank, so you might have a rough experience if you don't have the hardware for it.
>>716243497 (OP)Probably Stellar Blade
>>716286521sorry collective shart, but based chinks are going to keep making gooner ludo and there's nothing you can do about
>>716286763I'm fully expecting to play this for an hour then refund it, but I wouldn't mind being pleasantly surprised
>>716285892kek, that picture reminds me of pic related
>>716244391what game!!!!!!!!!!!
>>716244310Just imagine. Asterigos would be one of my go-to if I could make videos.
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Sex really does sell.
>>716287887rise of the tomb raider i think
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>>716287814it can sometimes, but not alwasy
>>716243914Nothing was wrong with mnc
super killed everything though
>>716281681Sybil is so hot
>>716250470I'm not a furry, but I would make my seed spew from her every orifice.
>>716280328Love me some shower scenes.
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A few, yes.
>>716270496What the fuck is that anatomy
>>716288924I would do the same
>>716262328How far did you get
>>716269771>Genesis Alpha Onevery flawed but neat concept for a game, sadly it devolves into being space janny/tardwrangler
>>716257273Same. Painfully mid, and the nun was better imho.
>>716260517wait how do you get her for free?
>>716243497 (OP)hellblade
everybody was talking about this game, divided opinions said is good/bad, so i give a try because the design looks cool
everything looks cool and immersive buy hellblade have the most bland gameplay combat system ever, how devs forgot about something so important? the good thing was dirty cheap, this game is one of these few games that is better to watch on youtube
>>716287036>marketed as a farming game when farming is just for money and healing items>changed from turn based gameplay to real time at the last second because the farming is real time tooI feel like the game is close to being good but they somehow decided to fuck it all up in the end just because farming games were getting popular at the time.
>>716243497 (OP)Not really a 'buy' since it's F2P but I played that Spacelords game for the weird looking aussie girl with abs
>>716296420jesus christ anon
>>716296794I like buck teeth and abs, what can I say
>>716243497 (OP)I bought this game just because of this cute idle animation
wasn't worth it. could have been worse I guess.
>>716296420How aussie we talking?
Outback sweetheart?
Or Sunnyvale Shazza?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19TiqbGGhuw
Absolute mid game. It is not shit, but not fun either. I did not beat it.
>>716280328what game is this? thats killing antidote? i remember playing the demo a long time ago. i guess it got a ton more content
>This scene is modded btw.what exactly is modded if shes supposed to be taking a shower
>>716264808Knew I'd see this here.
>>716243497 (OP)Completely unremarkable game. Not even *that* hot of a character overall. Glad I got it used back in 2007 before GCN prices shot up (even for the mediocre to shitty games).
kotor is so fucking nerdy and boring. I just wanted to get to sith mommy DSL's.
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Worth every penny
>>716297175I liked it more than that and beat it but I won't pretend it's an amazing game
The JP version had Rie Kugimiya as the MC no less and it was released during the Louise/Shana/Taiga period but there was no option for Japanese dub. Biggest fucking blunder.
>>716243497 (OP)I liked everything about the game but the souls like bullshit gameplay.
>>716297709I didn't even get past the wasteland. The first level was cool. The city was ok, and then the wasteland killed every bit of fun and since I am an old man, I couldn't bear to go through. Give me linear paths with good twists and shortcuts and not open world sludge, especially wasteland/dirt/desert areas
>>716247805>Is there actually good stuff to coom to or is it just an action game with nudityThe latter. The porn is absolutely shit. Most of the models are ugly, and even then 99% of what you see are limited to maybe 10 seconds for like 5 scenes out of a 12-15 hour game. AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT, I think only 1 of those 5 scenes are even remotely close to being fappable. The rest of them involving seeing disfigured corpses or huge hooved beasts fucking the girl, so if you aren't into that, you're limited to the one scene in a pretty boring position.
The rest of the game is just a really sub-par hack and slash that would have fit in with those dime-a-dozen 2005 era hack and slashes like Blood Rayne, except in first-person so the game sucks. Couple that with a fedora-tipping voice talking about how much he hates God and how "hypocritical" he is, and I think you can figure out exactly who this game is for: Fats.
>>716246158I cant remember. I think the last update put a offline sort of battle pass thing and the costume was one of the first rewards.
>>716261027Athena my beloved
>>716243497 (OP)Asterigos was kino. Fun adventure, some cool bosses. Better than the shitty souls games.
>>716243497 (OP)Asterigos wa great.
I'd like a sequel with 20-ish yo Hilda with big tits
>>716298762At least there's a good amount.
Like Trip being the reason I played Enslaved.
>>716244391>>>716298527nothing underneath apron
bros....
>>716263175where did you get this mod...
>>716287814That game was pretty good. Hidden city and roman temple maps are so fucking cool and kino. Gameplay isn't bad either. Much better than Shadow of TR (made by shit studio) or TR 2013.
I picked up an educational game because the girls were kind of easy on the eyes. Well, the story was also kind of intriguing, too, you work as an office loser for literal grammar nazis. I didn't beat it because reading and reviewing the study material is boring and without being good at grammar it gets difficult to play.
>>716276643Have you even seen the manga/anime? it's literally 2/3 villains being like "hehehe I will capture you, you look pretty"
and 2/3 combat scenes having outfits on the girls be conveniently torn.
It just comes off as forced, and like I said, I don't hate it but I really wish it wasn't like that
Even the mad scientist who hates robots acts like a sexual deviant to a female robot, how am I supposed to take any of it seriously?
>>716243497 (OP)Never had, I have impulse control and am not a delusional faggot who thinks they can fuck a video game character
Kill yourself
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>>716243497 (OP)Almost got invested, then I remembered it was a gacha.
>>716243497 (OP)blades of time. it was alright. the most surprising thing about this game is that it was made by the same guys that make war thunder
>>716243497 (OP)I only play with the bikini mod but this is a good game
I would have easily skipped Metaphor Refantazio if the character designs weren't so striking. I love the use of bold patterns and square angles. It's so different to design in the games I'm used to playing. The game itself is fine.
>>716302156Enslaved was a good game, and Trip a female character done right
>>716287814Pic unrelated?
NuLara is a neutered shitface compeltely deveoid of any femininity and sex appel, an only contrarians pretend to like that shit.
After the initial reboot hype wore off, the series ecame unprofitable and it's now firm in the constantly bombing territory
>>716253712The demo was really fun. I spent a couple hours after finishing it just trying to climb up every mountain and getting out of bounds and shit. It feels like a game written and marketed towards YA girls but the gameplay is really solid
>>716251838Ella Balinska? I'd buy it but it never goes on sale for cheap enough
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>>716254741came here to post this lol
guess I'll post the other one
not so much mediocre as "offensively bad"
>>716308689god I wish Metallica was in a better game
>>716265306no. yes. good game
>>716243497 (OP)funny thing with fenyx rising
its the first ubisoft game in ages where there is actual variety in the minigames that litter the map.
she has lots of magical abilities, so each ability gets its own minigame.
much better than ass creed where the only minigame is the parkour one.
>>716298762The splash art for the upcoming Grim Dawn expansion will be of interest
>>716313394Is there a specific release date or is it just "2025"?
>>716288068Balls of steel
>>716313454Idk it's been a while since I've checked but it's probably been delayed
>ctrl+f
>no Pseudoregalia
Really?
these two basically
the first one just aped high school of the dead's art for the cgs and every level after the first was just a repeat of the first, and it was janky as fuck so I gave up on it.
the latter game was a metroidvania rpg mix
I thought I could wear armor in this game
I played it in the living room with the hopes that by the time someone else gets home, I have found armor.
my dissapointment was palpable when I got armor and it was just a stats change, no visual change.
>>716313830Kinda, I modded away the weapon sheathe she has on her back. It's easy enough with notepad+
>>716286189the dialogue didnt turn you off? really?
never have I wished for a game to not have any story and just be gameplay as much as this one.
>>716313830I'm stupid. It's the same game as OP, Asterigos
>>716252060That game's development was a disaster from beginning to end. They should honestly just put all the assets for it out on the net for people to use. At least then something good might come of it.
>>716276082https://files.catbox.moe/l4z233.jpg
and https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9703532&tags=asterigos%3A_curse_of_the_stars
>>716296878watched too much ed edd n eddy?
>>716314138>check artist's other works>batarian sex300000 wasnt enough
>>716314450>batarian>clearly turiansare you okay?
>>716313897Pseudoregalia wasn't mediocre tho
>>716314653I only played the third one
>>716314761I guess but it's the case where I wouldn't buy the game if not for the design. I don't usually even play metroidvania.
Would be nice if the game had more voice actors instead of one narrator doing all the voices. Although it wouldn't help the mediocre gameplay.
>>716243497 (OP)>most mediocre game you bought over a character design?>posts mediocre character design
>>716316916it doesn't say "most mediocre game you bought over a good character design"
Not vidya but when I was visiting my dad as an 11-year-old, he took me to Blockbuster and asked me to pick out a movie for us to rent. I chose this because apparently my slowly awakening sexuality desired tentacle hentai and monstergirls.
Halfway through the movie:
>woman's tongue mutates into a giant alien tentacle that proceeds to fuck her
>"Anon this movie is garbage. What made you want to rent this?"
>Uhhh
>"Okay well I'm going to bed. Clean up after yourself. I will pick the movie next time."
27 years later I'm still jerking it to transformation doujins
>>716304898But she only appears in Kuro no Kiseki.
>>716317124Seems like you got what you wanted from the movie.
>>716297010Game is ok, but having to switch equipment all the fucking time gets old
>>716317702Yes but it was still a mediocre movie from an objective standpoint.
>>716311982>It feels like a game written and marketed towards YA girlsThat's a good way to put it. It feels like something that would've been made in the 00s when "cool" girl culture was in swing, I guess you could call it. The vibe of the game is something my cousin would've eaten up when she was a teenager.
>start the game as Seraphim
>all loot at the start are ugly leather armors that completely cover her
>uninstall the game
The Vagrant was this + /v/ insisting its good. Its not.
I imagine at least a few people here have bought bloody spell because of this. You can turn the mc into a girl in various slutty outfits, you can turn into the final boss (and use a version of her moveset) and she has big tits, when you fight her she has multiple attacks where she just molests you outright
The game survies purely because of how popular the female option was, despite her not dynamically changing outfits like the guy, almost all the DLC and updates are focussed on female content and the workshop is full of coom mods
The game is not good
>>716319830Should've played for longer to get the set items, those are skimpy.
>>716243497 (OP)Kena is peak comfy.
>>716247570It may not be groundbreaking or anything but it certainly isn't "mediocre"
>>716248028>X-Blades>Blades of TimeThese two I can totally agree with
>>716322575I would call assterigos slightly above average. The game's biggest issue is they cover up hilda's perfect butt with that big weapon box.
>>716298515>The rest of the game is just a really sub-par hack and slash that would have fit in with those dime-a-dozen 2005 era hack and slashes like Blood Rayne, except in first-person so the game sucks. Couple that with a fedora-tipping voice talking about how much he hates God and how "hypocritical" he is, and I think you can figure out exactly who this game is for: Fats.This is nothing but meaningless bullshit
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>>716243497 (OP)Eh, probably a Shantae game. Specifically Risky's Revenge if I had to single out one game because it feels the most unfinished and lackluster to me.
>>716264227that's oldskool of you anon
>>716288924>>716292847That kinda makes you furries.
>>716243497 (OP)River City Girls
>>716328534I thought it was a pretty solid beat-em up. What didn't you like about it?
>>716297189>what exactly is modded if shes supposed to be taking a showerI don't know if they changed it since then, but when I recorded that she wore a towel and panties through that entire sequence.
Yes it makes no sense, no I don't know why they did it. It IS a chink game so that's probably your explanation.
>>716328534Never played this, but I looked up the OST and ended up listening to it a lot at work.
>>716307304>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.Bruh, I was about to post this. Extremely generic hack and slash game. But I remember the visual effects were cool.
>>716319142Yeah even though it's not aimed at me I appreciate how authentic it feels. Helps that it's genuinely fun too
>>716281123>literal see-through lingerie>There's nothing underneath Yeah, you are retard.
>>716289484Reminder this is a 10 yo in the body of 30 yo woman.
>>716317124Well at least your dad has taste.
>>716328534River City Girls is great though.
>>716298417the fuck is this
>>716332594Women transformed into hot blue harpies.
>>716331005The OST for the first game is fantastic. 2 is mostly recycled and the new stuff is only okay at best.
>>716314082Is there any pregnant pics of Hilda ?
>>716257273Came here to say this. Got it on deep discount and I played it for maybe 20 minutes.
>>716289632Another good pick. At least this one's mercifully short though.
>>716271023I remember seeing this shit all over Nintendo Power. It didn't even review all that well in the magazine.
>>716320540At least the Vagrant costs less the a buck when on sale usually.
>>716331587You can literally see the slit in that shot you cement huffer, and the nipples are also there even though the cloth color masks them to be almost invisible.
>b-b-b-but they're stupid low quality >:(Not the point. They're there.
>>716314138what's the appeal of a fully clothed woman BEHIND a giant cock that is the center of the screen?
Why is the focus of the pic the cock? Why is the woman fully clothed?
Seems a bit gay to me...
>>716261027just needs skimpier clothing
>>716248250so much potential
>>716323026Not if you're older than 18.
>>716243914T_T BRING IT BACK!
>>716333092Was a private server ever made for this game?
>>716266270Rainbow six siege was pretty good before they started adding in women.
>>716333092Surprised it took this long for someone to mention Wildstar. Everything except the housing system and Draken design was mid.
>>716337271I remember one being slowly developed a few years ago but haven't heard anything since so it may dead.
>>716339465i confess that i knew studiofow was always garbage with garbage tier animations that people only praise because they were lengthy
saw this one coming a mile away
>>716332994I'm still mad about this game
>>716243497 (OP)I pirated this, beat the croc, then promptly dropped it. Gameplay was shit. The girl's sexy, but she's unfortunately stuck inside Asterigos
>>716340402That's not how you spell Mechari.
>>716334446Why would a goddess of wisdom need skimpy clothing?