It’s like, the normal way for a man to masturbate is to use his hand and sort of stroke his erect penis up and down. But a progressive homosexual here might say — a progressive homosexual who’s very likely strongly influenced by all this postmodern and neo-Marxist bloody nonsense that’s al the rage in academia and modern leftist politics today, I might add — well, you might have this homosexual sitting here going, “What about sticking your finger up your ass? That could be masturbation, too, since after all we all know the male g-spot is in the anus.”
It’s like, bloody hell, man, at that point why don’t you just stick your whole bloody fist up there! That’s chaos, man. It’s NOT order! And it is NOT. A path. You want to go down, believe me, I would know. It’s like, bloody hell man, what are you going to do next? Get a dildo or vibrator to insert in your rectum to masturbate that way? You know bloody damn well you shouldn’t be doing that, and yet some people are tempted to do it anyway, and I think, sadly, this comes from the nagging and discouraging of men today that’s so popular in the mainstream media, leftist politics, and academia, where natural male desires like developing their competence to end up at the top of various hierarchies, to acquire wealth to provide for themselves and their family, and to be sufficiently strong or powerful to be able to protect themselves and their close loved ones, or even their nation as the case may be — well, we have all the postmodern neo-Marxists here browbeating and nagging men for these natural desires as manifestations of a “harmful patriarchy”!
So (*chokes up*), this might be why you might have more men today … (*bites fist and holds back a sob for a moment*) more young men today, who feel the world is so against them, that they’re sitting here with their finger up their ass … or even the whole fist! It’s bloody tragic, you know (*sniffles*).

I actually like and respect JBP overall, while having my disagreements with him in other parts.