Lameesha Suitcase

Age: Official claim is "29 and 11 months"

Species: Lamia

Diet: One whole pig every six months (i.e., Atkins)

She may have a lengthy, serpentine lower body, but as long as her perky, humanoid upper half sticks out over the newsdesk, Lameesha will be be a fixture on the Channel 5 news. She occasionally goes on location, too. Her last name is sensuously pronounced 'Sweet-cah-see'.