Finally got around to applying the funny badge.
https://aliexpress.com/item/1005003298149003.html
It's definitely a metal alloy, the piece of adhesive that it comes with is pre-laser cut and sits flush in the badge. Sticks to the badge and the car like a motherfucker.
>inb4 not a shitbox
It's a 14 year old car that identifies as a 30 year old shitbox, don't be ageist.