>>40722630
I'm currently in a threesome with both my left and right hand.

It's a monogamous relationship, but that's because my bones are being harvested by Precursors that break into my house at night.

Since aliens have hijacked the radio systems on the FM frequency bandwidth, they keep playing songs where they say that they want my baby.

So I think I've been taken by a female time traveler.

>>40702045
Your penis shrinks until it is too small for sex, this is why women are fucking Africans.

They are trying to slide the thread about Maxwell being a mossad agent and Trump being connected to Epsteins father.

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