A group of men exists whose sole purpose is to hold the iPhone while their girlfriends pose next to things as a sort of human tripod. I see them all over the parks. Typically, she ranks one or two points higher on the attractiveness scale than he does, and he's wearing the types of clothing men would never think to own, indicating she basically dresses him. These men are spiritually identical to a toy poodle or a handbag. They are an accessory and mentally hollowed out enough so that she may fill the void with her overbearing personality. If she left him he would kill himself and if you tried to talk him out of it he would kill you.