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Anonymous /d/11313314#11336721
7/18/2025, 11:53:44 PM
>>11332528
Granted, but I'm gonna cheat a bit... Okay, a LOT.

Let's start with the "common to have sexybits bigger than your body". First of all, it's not just "common", it's universal: EVERYONE has sexybits bigger than the rest of their bodies.
The second cheat is the "sexybits" part. "Sexybits" normally means genitals, butt and boobs; however, certain individuals have additional parts that qualify as "sexybits". Yes, this does in fact mean things like hyperfeet. (Not) Sorry about that.
Which leads us directly to the third point: the way this works, the total mass of a person's "sexybits" must always exceed the mass of the rest of their body. Which means that if a person just-so-happens to have a lot of sexybits (see: futas with a list of fetishes the size of a phone book), it will be quite easy for them to be bigger than the tiny remaining percentage of body that counts as "not sexy".

By the way, I'm gonna point out that hermaphrodites and a few other /d/ bodies do exist in your new world. For example, a woman who really loves cock might end up counting a penis as a "sexybit", meaning that a penis will grow out of her groin, making her a futa. But I digress.

You will get more or less the same body as the shortstack in your pic, but you can be a pure male instead of a futa, if you want. The horsecock is exactly as big as you're tall... when it's completely "flaccid" and you are completely unaroused. If you do get horny, though, your dick will begin to grow, and it will keep going as long as you stay aroused, until you hit your limit - read: you either orgasm or pass out for too much horny, which will cause your massive horsewang to shrink back to normal size. But just so you know, your record was three leagues (or 9 miles), No girth change, though, because I find the idea of this stupidly long anaconda dick snaking out of your house's windows and into the wilderness utterly hilarious.