>be literal 43 year old boomer
>buy chinkshit for son
>buy one for self
>retro NES style of course
Holy shit, all the games I heard of but didn't get to play as a kid. Love it.

Your problem is you're nostalgic for modern console slop like PS3 while I'm happy to play Shining Force from Sega Genesis. Imagine being nostalgic for "retro games" from this century.