>>715921227
I love the fact that this trilogy is just an extended bitch fight between Abrams and Johnson.

>TFA (Abrams directed)
>Look, we've got a new Luke Skywalker! She's even a tinkerer on a desert planet!
>Look, we've got a new Darth Vader! He's even got the voice changer mask!
>Look, we've got a new Emperor! He's stills cheming behind the scenes and weirdly pale and deformed!

>TLJ (Johnson directed)
>We're going to have a 10-minute long sequence where we completely, canon, disavow that Rey is in any way related to the Skywalkers or any OT character
>Also we're getting rid of New Darth Vader's mask, he needs his own gimmick
>Also we're murdering the new Emperor, what even was that

>TROS (Abrams came back)
>Fuck you, Johnson! Rey IS a Skywalker!
>And I'm gluing the mask back together!
>And I'm bringing back the ACTUAL Emperor this time!

It's like a multi-billion dollar playground fight.

>>531594750
Requesting artist to make a parody of this with Safi saying "Somehow, Pricefield broke up."