>you must respect le Peloton
>you must respect le breakaways and allow one of them to win the stage
>you can crash 5km from the finish and get the same time as the rest of le Peloton
>meanwhile we're all doping
>btw the General Classification is paused on the last day because it's raining
>oh but some people are going to get angry at Pog because he tried to win it for a laugh anyway and that's also disrespectful because ????

I really, really, really don't get it.

I get a Tour is a ridiculous piece of endurance but all the unspoken rules are just bollocks. It's meant to be a sport and a competition at the end of the day