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the great nation of Mauritius edition
>Current and upcoming races26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Fรฉminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a Espaรฑa 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Fรฉminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomรฉration - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/
>Velodrama league code:51196855
Previous thread:
>>150009463
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>>150026435He looks like he is seething
>>150026453this sport needs more erratic and cocaine fueled crazed billionaires
>>150026501I miss this era.
>>150026619look at that areo shaped head, he was built for this
>>150026501I love this crazy nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>150026619what the fuck why does he look like that
>>150026494Rasmussen is seething 24/7. Its his true nature.
>>150026715If they somehow figured out to hook him up to a generator that fed off seething, we could run this country to 2070 on him alone.
>>150026619>that's it bjarne, if you could look a little more confused and puzzled>like a deer in headlights>bjarne you're a deer in the forest about to get run over>imagine you soul is getting trapped in this device >That's it bjarne! I think we got it
the first cyclists will arrive at Montpellier some time tonight
>>150026860bet he posts on the clinic
>>150026912ngl this looks like shit
>>150026912Imagine doing a sick burnout right on his face
>>150026961>muh cope and seethehah good one
but it does look like shit, you know its bad when they have to ride the name of the person below the face because normal people would not be able to tell who it is
literally just paint it normally
>you must respect le Peloton
>you must respect le breakaways and allow one of them to win the stage
>you can crash 5km from the finish and get the same time as the rest of le Peloton
>meanwhile we're all doping
>btw the General Classification is paused on the last day because it's raining
>oh but some people are going to get angry at Pog because he tried to win it for a laugh anyway and that's also disrespectful because ????
I really, really, really don't get it.
I get a Tour is a ridiculous piece of endurance but all the unspoken rules are just bollocks. It's meant to be a sport and a competition at the end of the day
If the French revolution didn't happen a French woman would be in the yellow jersey today
>>150027040She would at least have both citizenships if her family kept registering births at the French embassy, my wife's family did and they're still French (and Mauritian) to this day.
>>150027040If the french revolution never happened, our countries would still be friends
>>150027134If the French revolution didn't happen you would be a brit.
>>150027197We were already free by then
>>150026912who decided on that ugly ass picture
>>150027197please pay attention to history
>>150027204>>150027237nope, without Napoleon fucking up Europe they would have taken you back.
>>150026912mouther breather incel tadej, nice
>>150027248The french, our allies, would have attacked them if they tried, the point is moot
>wout help me man we need to beat poga-
>>150027338it's over man, you don't need to cope anymore
>>150027338how many stage wins did jonass have this year?
>>150027346the stage of our hearts
>>150027464I didn't like jonas this year tbqh
>>150027464winning hearts is when you peacock in the media every day about how your totally going to risk it all to drop pog tomorrow and then dont
>>150027487>I didn't like jonas this year Tert-Butylhydroquinonewhat did he mean by this
>>150027464I'm still waiting to see what their plan is
Fun fact her name literally means ennemi des agriculteurs.
>>150027555imagine how tight her pussy must me
Tadej in 2017 with subtitles
https://youtu.be/7mq7E8ID7Fo?si=gV6qJ21icN6yiSYL
>>150027464if anything stage 19 made him even less popular, he constantly talked big and did nothing.
>>150027555Her name means my sperm in her overies haha
I have sold my car. It was a very nice fun, sporty car which I had a lot of joy with. I did some nice trips to scotland and it was very reliable. I now have a large sum to spend on a camper of some kind. Maybe a stealth camper, an older vw transporter, a cool japanese micro minivan. Needs to fit a bike and a few items like my telescope, cooking equipment, portable shower and bike maintenance(bike stand, pump etc).
Sad to sell it but I have moved on. Not into the hooliganism of fast cars racing around town anymore or showing off to qt's. Now has to be time to grow up, do adventures, ride a lot and finally chase the WT races which I would love to watch and experience in person. I will try to chase the tour next year living like a monk. Depending on the vehicle it should be very cheap and manageable to visit the tour.
Are you riding through red traffic lights or do you stop
>>150028026no i do not. officer
>>150028026If I don't stop I will die by cagie hands
>>150027971>nurburgring bumper stickerthis is the gayest thing you have done ever by far
On the plus side though.... New bike almost ready just need a few pieces.
Bought one of those poncho towels from Aldi today but I have no idea how to use them. Is it just a surfer thing?
>>1500280263 am, in a dead silent 600 people village im still stoppping at that shit because that's the law dawg, it was seperates us from the animals
>>150028075It's the edition. It came with an LSD, bilstein shocks and was a bit lower standard. Dual exhaust and nice wheels, 4 piston front brakes. I didn't add those stickers. It was one of 500 iirc and had a plaque on the dashboard with its number. Great little car. Loved it dearly. But it was extremely expensive to run, terrible fuel economy and expensive tax.
>>150028115why are you riding at 3am bert
>>150028115Swedes don't do this. Unsurprisingly perhaps.
>>150028115Kek, this. I always do. Barbaric to break minor laws even if no one is around. I lose respect for people when they do this.
>>150028139Good to hear you don't pirate material
>>150028139>>150028159my faith in anglos restored
>>150028169Corporations deserve to be cheated because they in turn cheat you. I subscribe to paramount+ to watch south park and they remove it 2 days later. Wasted my money so yes I shall pirate that. I often download a game to test them buy it. It's not like cd's where you could sell a shit x box game so I don't waste money. But yes I am an enormous hypocrite in many ways.
>>150028240it's only pirating if you seed, which i dont
>>150028169IP law really isnt designed for the realities of mass media and the internet. if there was a 30s stoplight every intersection everyone would run them
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>>150028026>using traffic lightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI
it's always over for someone
the spanish clique in UAE is kind of retarded. they seem to get all this talent but then have the bald fraud continue to train them.
>>150028026there's not a single day where I don't run at least one red light
by car
>>150027781unfathomably based
Where are you looking, Tadej?!
/les heures des burgers/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHhWh9FtsQ
THE FREEWHEELIN' BOB DYLAN (Columbia Records, 1963) is a miracle of an album...how did a 21-year-old come up with these songs? How could he have this voice and spirit?
>>150030700>how did a 21-year-old come up with these songsin his case methamphetamine, mainly
>>150030700for me its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I_oWQmddMk
Sestriere was too far from the finish to be decisive
One stage left
>>150029617>>150029651>His smile and optimism: gone!
>>150027971no way the neet schizo can afford a car
>>150029121thats stage 16 no? I already saved 15 yesterday
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Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 6
Clermont-Ferrand - Ambert
123.7km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist
GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-5-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-6/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET
>>150032817disability payments and mommy's money
>>150032969>>150032817I bought it 2 years ago when I was working 70hr weeks. I was working 2 jobs one point. So I had that asset and it's worth a good amount, didn't depreciate because not everyone wants a sterile new car. I looked after it well. I also have saved some money from spacker bennies. That gives me budget of around 8000. Considering I still am to build up new bike, I want a garmin watch, I need to try new saddles and some other things, I've done well to hold off and save.
Considering this sort of thing, it's very affordable. Only concern is fuel efficiency and service costs. Otherwise micro camper like Fiat doblo, citeron berlingo or another small van based vehicle.
the legendary Van Aert of Anonymous cycling team
>>150033045they did it with every passing rider. effectively DQing the whole peloton
>>150033115>>150033132How hard is this climb? Average % wise?
>>150028026depends and the drivers here are used to cyclists behaving batshit insane so you get away with a little more
>>150022994>>150022999>>150023012>>150023052>>150023081thank (You) all, will measure what the widest tyres I could fit are later
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>>150033276She's probably clenching so it'd be a challenging entry
>>150033295no problem wait till shes relaxed
>>150033317Manifesting a career ending chute today
>>150033484only if she rips open her bibs and pussy flash
Tim Rex --> Visma
Why are there so many siblings in cycling? I think it's a sign of the weakness of the sport. The standard at the bottom of the peloton is low. Any jobber can make it if they start early.
wait do women cycle even when.... on their period?
>tdw still post tour depression
>>150033541>Any jobber can make it if they start early.Pretty much this
>>150033541Same with all the riders that already have parents in the sport
>>150033819Now that I think about it David van der poel really lost the genetic lottery. To end up a total jobber in this environment is crazy
>>150033541You just gotta live like a monk and give up your life
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>>150034035All the TdFFaS stages should be automatic zeros. Their only use is reviewing gooning material
>>150034014nice hairline, kwabsia
>>150034066Is she balding from all that test?
>bertix
>ambert
I'm starting to think that one of us is responsible for creating the routes
The past few rides I have really felt bored and turned around after 30 km because I was just not feeling it at all. I dont have that strong urge to go ride. Anyone ever feel this way?
>>150034014those short bibs are hot af
>>150034099Sometimes. I take a break, run or hike, and come back to cycling.
>>150034099yeah happens, then I just put on a podcast, turn off my brain and get the kilometers in
>>150034167You're riding with headphones on?!?!!?
>>150034204always - not noise cancelling or something, just regular apple headphones where I can still easily hear the 5k hz sound of cagies coming from behind
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>>15003425218 days until /cyc/lassics
>>150034252so according to this retarded webside San Sebastian is not a WT race
okay
>>150034252I am starting to believe (you) are yazz, which would mean we have a bertina among us
>>150034237Which reminds me to order a new pair, my three year old pair crapped out this week. Not bad with daily use in cycling and skiing with heavy sweat
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>>150032821Yeah, I make these stupid mistakes because I post before checking
Anyway at the end I will post the entire Giro with the fixes
has anyone noticed that we are getting less and less close shots like this?
>>150034322>>150033276has there been some sort of order not to get the brappers on camera? makes me not wanna tune in at all
next week is my first week of holiday in 2 (TWO) years - going on a 5 day bikepacking trip through Austria, I am BEYOND excited
>>150034099Cycling is pretty boring. The crux is that dicking around for 60 minutes doesn't get you anywhere physically, but anything longer is boring and you really need some sort of motivation. The older I get, the more amazed I am by pros who keep riding past retirement and the more I understand the guys who stop doing sports and get fat. This is a real 180ยฐ turnaround from my teenage years.
>>150034436>first week of holiday in 2 (TWO) yearswhy did you waste your off days for 2 years?
>>150033614yeah, but it's the luteal phase (the week before your period starts) that is more difficult to cycle in. You feel exhausted and despondent, Demi spoke about it at length in a recent interview. The week before your period you are at your weakest. Then if you are predisposed to bad cramps, days 1-3 of your period can be uncomfortable especially in your quads and lower back, but the overall feeling of weakness isn't there. More like doms.
>>150034444if you only want to do sports for 60 minutes sell your bike and run
>>150034436that's a big deviation just to avoid Linz
>>150034456I did not have any days 100% off the last two years. Don't start your own company berts
>>150033923we wanted to get Van Aert on our Anonymous /cyc/ling team, but the budget is tight. please understand
I am being recommended zwift vtubers on youtube
>>150034498It's a risk which could end in permanent neetbux or you could be a spacker and just get neetbux.
>>150034475I know I know, running is the better sport for me with that mindset. You get to experience nature, you aren't stuck in traffic with crazed cagies, you stay close to home and not in the godforsaken hinterland, you only need a pair of shoes...
>>150034610I thank the lord everyday Iโve ended up in the netherlands
>>150034498What are you doing?
>>150034470Couldn't they just take the pill to suppress their periods? Or is that considered doping?
>Demi spoke about it at length in a recent interviewLink?
>>150034646It is in dutch, here is the archive link:
https://archive (punt) ph/1UL9d
>>150034610Running looks great, nice and cozy. Late evening runs with a head torch. Seems far more simple and you could switch off easier than cycling.
>>150034646Some athletes lose them on their own, it's called exercise amenorrhoea.
>>150034646Taking a pill to suppress your periods is unhealthy in the long run. It can result in bone degeneration and early osteoporis. Effectively it becames the same symptoms as RED S. Taking the pill can also lead to blood clots in the legs. It is something you don't want to take for this reason unless necessary (like you have endometriosis or PCOS for example). Most women will be healthier without the pill and you feel better mentally (and feel very stronger than normal when it's your ovulation week). There is recent studies lately on making the training scheduled in such a way to take advantage of the female hormonal schedule (which can be relatively easily tracked). E.g. hard workouts in ovulation week with rest weeks occuring during end of luteal phase beginning of period.
>>150034646messing with hormonal system isn't a good idea 2bh, men or women. no one knows what unintended side effects it could have
>>150034867100% Jonas did not find this funny
>>150034942By the looks of it, no one did
>>150034867what is the sticker of?
Wout redeemed the tour, unironically. I was hammered by I remember going bonkers.
I did 1h45m and I forget carbohydrate are actually a requirement. No breakfast and I run out of energy 50 minutes in because I skip dinner some days. Oh well, another penny in the piggy bank.
>>150034743thank you for the lesson, doctor bert
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>>150034989I was on the edge of my seat worried he'd slip on the cobbles
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>>150035157so close to sideboob
>>150035014do you not take gels with on your ride
>>150035014I just buy some cola in cases like this. it got just enough sugar to fuel you
Watch the Femmes child's
(Not just their arses)
>>150035738Fuck I meant chuds not child's
Fcking autocorrect with the pedo post
>>150035738>not just their arsesBert knows where it's at #alltittiesmatter
>>150035485>>150035352Yeah I took gels and left feeling really, really strong but just had too little in the system and by the time I took a gel 45 minutes in I was spent. I could sit at mid z2 fairly easily because I guess I have enough fat but z3 was hard even. Might take overnight oats pill and then make some small snacks for rides with low GI because I'm not doing intensity.
>>150034262>Van Gilshe really likes him and Van Eetvelt for some reason.
โCycling has given me more than I ever imaginedโ: Tim Declercq announces retirement
lmao did she really say some riders drink too much?
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Wiebes ded
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minus three riders today
>>150035856The climb hasn't even begun
Ricarda is such a simp for Kasia kek
Just tuned in, what happaned with Wiebes?
>>150035924Nothing sheโs back in the peloton, she will get dropped at some point
>>150035937Yeah I just saw her rejoin but right before was 2 minutes behind. Just was curious is all
>>150035828He was bullying my friends at Unbound and then flatted out.
>vollering quoting "tadej" again in her pre-race interview
second-hand embarrassment.
Can you even fail at life if your name is Gigante?
>derriere du peloton
he he.
lmao the race director is allahflip's wife
>>150036055they aren't married
What possesses someone to name their child "Dilyxine"?
Hope Florian answers my pee question *dabs*
liane in the break she must be farting so much
Will we see an attack on this mountain?
>>150036091What did you ask?
For me, it's the #4 with the extra short shorts
>commentary yet again talking about cheese
Last time I walked through woods that looked like this, I had 5 tiny ticks on me
>>150035973what did she say this time
liane really looks unathetlic on the bike
>>150036161>hes such an inspiration to us all and everytime he attacks I cant stop but stand in awe
>>150036173that's true however? was she supposed to talk about mister `i'm going to risk it all for yellow tshirt` who sucked the wheel for the whole climb
What kind of name is Hanka?
>>150036181Itโs an Ossi thing
went for a short and fast one today, did not feel like going any longer especially knowing next week will be MASSIVE
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>>150036207Nice
>79rpm averageBased grinder, no idea how freaks do 90rpm rides
Col du Beal, that's where I do some cross-country skiing, very nice place.
Fuck that guy with the antlers. Temu Didi Senft.
>>150036259well yes, the climb isn't that steep
>ads at the worst possible time
>Oliver Knight resigns with Cofidis until 2027
Extremely good deal for them. He could have very easily gone to another team. Seems they have a lot of faith in one another. He'll come good very soon and get a couple major results.
stupid motorbike needs to get BEHIND liane not infront
chute in the descent when
>uphill: slurp
>downhill: attack
vismoidesque tactics
>their bottles have to be smaller to fit on the tiny frames
heh
Dubs and I post something antisemitic
>>150036367Not quite just yet, my friend
>>150036367that would be illegal
Watch female cycling they said....
Zzzzzzz.
>>15003636767. based year.
please tell me thats a ergo tape and not a tattoo
>>150036401That's ergo tape and not a tattoo
>>150036401>squeakbanlooks like tubeless rim tape
>>150036398attaque thermonucleaire any second now..
>France TV commentators are so unconcerned about the tour that they let the history/landscape woman talk during attacks
>>150036443isn't she busy pointing out every jaja president sign she sees?
>>150036398actual gc competition.... so... uninteresiting
I hope for a chute anyways
>stretch my legs for 10 minutes
>come back and see not even 5km have passed
pogi would never
>>150034410did you know that she has a brother who's a world tour rider as well?
Wich rider dissapointed you the most so far this season?
Is it just me or do women usually pick completely different lines than men on descents? It just doesn't look very smooth to me.
>>150036530The entire shanty town of Ineos but Carlos Rodriguez in particular.
>>150036579Oh also Hirschi.
why does FDJ wear visma helmets
>>150036530nothing disappointed me more than Pogacar's week 3.
>>150036552>Chabbert still pullingG2 slurpage
>>150036530Carlos Rodri has regressed backwards and he doesnโt even have a cope story
Gigante can't descend apparently. Teammates need to bring her back after every descent.
>>150036530Scaleb Ewan
>surprisingly signs up for a team, retires one race laterwhat the fuck was that lmao
>>150036618>retiring after a victorysounds good to me, so he won't be remembered as fraud
>>150036626>won't be remembered as fraudtoo late for that innit
Speaking of fraud sprinters..
Viviani won a sprint (for first place) this year.
>funny situation a french rider is chasing down another french ride
german commentators are so gay
>>150036671Jesus christ this bitch is blind
A group this big can't gain time on a solo
lel
Zakarin tier descending from Gigante.
>>150036694Thats pretty normal on a descent...
>>150036701except there was a long plateau before lol
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Maeva Squeakan wins
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top 10
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>>150036721kasia not even top 10 what?
>Vollering is going to lose another tour because she and her team can't into tactics
>>150036765big gaps among grupettos
>>150036721damn she managed to keep the break the whole way
>top 16 is all within 2 minutes
Could I even satisfy Ricarda with my 5 incher?
>>150036788>inchuse cm fuckign nigger
What is that dopeur doing with Ricarda?
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>>150036808that's why you never dope
>>150036530jonas. but i should have expected this from jonas cuck hansen
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>>150036741what did she do this time
>>150036788depends if she's been size trained or not
>>150036808Itโs Tay Phinnโs fault, she has to listen to all his techno DJ sessions.
>>150036810What happened to Vos? I thought she was a GC contender.
>>150036887She is a sprinter m8.
>>150036871her teammate Labous unnecessarely scrambled to get 2nd place today, thus stealing away 4 possible seconds that Demi could have used in the GC, since Demi sprinted just behind Le Court today
>>150036935we don't know how much the chute impacted her. I don't think it's too stupid positioning labous and muzic as alternative options in the GC (although they will kraak in the alps). yeah one might argue that it's shabby that chabey goes for the polka jersey and she's not wout and the jumbo satellite tactics isn't necessary in the femmes tour.
>>150037011muzic and le bus are kinda washed though
Anyone ever had h. pylori infection?
>>150038284disgusting tranny looking freak
>>150037891SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150038449LEPOwitz obviously
>>150038461Damn he has at least 3kg to lose up there
in the pog insta training videos he has these bangs around his thighs and arms during strength exercises. wonder if it's blood flow restriction stuff.
theoretically at his level of fitness and muscular efficiency blood flow restriction is a good way to achieve the level of metabolites necessary to trigger an adaptive response WITHOUT going too hard on reps and gaining mass unnecessarily
>>150038480pogi always looks fatter than jonas and other riders. he seems to be skinny fat even. there's still some space for improvement.
>>150037891So based that finally a non skelly is up there.
Riders looked so much more based in the nineties and early 2000s. Muscular monsters like lance ulle and indurain
I hope lipo remains a power rider with a huge motor and doesn't skelly max
He has enough talent to win the tour as non skelly
>>150037891thats one aerodynamic beak on that fella
>>150034436if you rode 10km further we could get a nice Schitzel in Ibk together
>>150038680Rattenberg is perfectly fine as final destination
I want to eat pussy, Bert.
>>150038292Bigot!
just kidding
>>150038500The retarded English cycling podcaster said it's 'priming the core muscles and joints.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBXTSfJtqUI
>>150038625>much more based in the nineties and early 2000s. Muscular monsters like lance ulle I wonder what Lance amd Ule and other riders of that time period have in common.
Is Lipo doing the Vuelta?
Canโt wait La Vuelta to start ahhhhh
>>150039081youngsters don't and shouldn't do 2 grand tours during the same season. only visma lease a rider would do such a thing.
>>150039171>only visma lease a rider would do such a thingand yet the next great anglo hope BRENNAN is not showing up for ANY gt's this year
>>150039171>youngstershe turns 25 in 7 weeks
>>150039367what does this have to do with cycling
>>150039394Poo on arse means that the rider ahead of you stinks. Poo on arse means disgusting rancid saddle sores. I bet the femmes have shitty arses too. It's repulsive. Imagine of their bibs were torn in a crash and you saw their shitty arse instead of clean arse. It'd completely ruin them. Henceforth CLEAN YOUR ARSE
>>150039501ok this makes sense now ty
>>150036460Bitch can't stfu
>>150036810Dutch people like to add random characters everywhere, Pauliena Rooijakkers could be Polina Royakers
>>150039519it's so slurpy when its on but then you still miss it afterwards
>>150039767-au is not reducible to -o
>>150039786It is in French and it is a French inspired name
>>150036808Polish genetics
>>150036935FDJ implemented French privilege sorry about that
4plebs, it's legit. Looks like 4chan will be blocked by UK government. Going to have to select a new flag I think. Feeling a Belgian flag.
>>150039861be a proper brit and do Spain. we need a spaniard in here anyway
>>150039861how are you still here then? i dont get it
>>150039501I feel ya lad
I always wash my ass squeaky clean right after taking a shit and I'm fucking German.
Should be a requirement
>>150039891>spikes your drink with EPOhey man... i just wanted you to have this. good luck on the stage tomorrow
$40!
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>>150039891how do you even call this style?
>>150040018Performative male :^)
What would be a good beginner bike for me? Where to look? Money is tight.
>>150040060kleinanzeigen.de
>Money is tight.Neet?
>>150040083>kleinanzeigen.deWhat to look for
neet yeah
>>150040093>What to look for>Money is tightanything
install the app, place a search order
>neet yeahgood luck finding anything in your price range
Is there a Vuelta de Femmes too ? (Vuelta de Mujeres...?)
>>150040170Vuelta de PUTTTTTAAAAAAAAA
>>150040170All GTs have a female version, all Monuments except Il Lombardia have a female version.
Tomorrow is the day transfers can be announced
>>150040135Are gravel bikes any good?
>>150040413what will be the surprising one that hasn't been leaked yet?
>>150040093Try to find a good steelframed bike on secondhand sites go for something that can handle big tyres just thinking of budget here you donโt want to be putting on new michelins every other week.
>>150040440Roglic to cofidis, you heard it here fire4
>>150040170yes but it's already over
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>>150040083>>150040093>>150040135i would look for something like this
>alu frame with carbon fork>rim brakes>Shimano 105 and up>looks like it was taken care ofplenty of boomers are looking to get rid of perfectly nice bikes like that because they want to upgrade to something with disc brakes, large tire clearance, and maybe electronic shifting
>>150040430yes, but they are hyped right now, and prices are inflated compared to road bikes, especially in the used market
>>150040501Would other cyclists laugh at me when I rode gravel tires on the road?
>>150040510you would be viciously mocked
>>150040494This is good, those ugly late 90s early 00s road bikes are so out of style they'll probably give a great bang for your buck
>>150040494Rahmenhรถhe is too small for me or is it important?
>>150040430Bike market rn:
Roadbike: sub 300โฌ old steel bikes down tube shifters hard big gears
300โฌ to 750ish range wild mix from absolute dogshit to 2000-2010 era alu road bikes - mech gears 3x frontrings cables all over
750 to 1500โฌ rim break carbon bikes mechanical. Sometimes very light good value high spec groups (red/dura ace) beware of old carbon rims/wheels
approachin 2kโฌ first decent disk break modern road bikes, internal cable routing more tire clearance etc.
over 2kโฌ u might find deals on roadbikes with carbon wheels buy new try in shop category or know what you want buy from fred who just got himself the pogi tour colnao y5rs.
Most important get a fitting bike, fitting saddle. Weight doesnt matter only everything over 9kg feels a bit clunky/slow. If you want to ride rampas get small/light gears. Hardman aint fun to start
>>150040618It is fairly important, but riding a smallish frame can be fine if you are flexible and switch to a longer stem. How tall are you?
>>150040494good deal
>>150040618a bit too small is no problem (long stem), too big on the other hand...
>>150040628I have started with 53/39 11-28, 9.2 kg. Rode it for 10 years.
It builds character.
>>150040745as did i until it was stolen. However, i would never recommend anyone aiming for 8%+ using those relic gears. I still feel my knees just thinking about those first few climbs
>>150040628>get small/light gearsI'm riding a city bike with 21 gears. How difficult would the change be? How many gears does a road bike have?
>>150040827I wasn't completely honest; After I got into bike tech and maintenance, I upgraded to 54/38 11-30.
Still a great commuter bike with "gravel" tires (30mm).
>>15004093421 = 3x7?
most likely a dirt cheap crank with riveted chainrings...
>road bike gearswhere should we start...
let's say the STI era (combined brake and shift levers) started with 2x8 in the mid 90s, and now we are at 2x12.
>>150040949gotta max out those rear derailleurs, mine maxxed out at 25mm sadly and its gone anyway.
>>150040934dont worry about the gearing too much unless you plan on riding up very steep hills. Rather focus on a good fit. Watch videos, try some online calcs or give us your height+ inseam so we can rec some sizing
>>150040827Facts. I "downgraded" to 11-34, what a fantastic decision. I still rock 11-30 at home because it has less steps for flat terrain, but in the mountains that 34 has bailed my knees out of so many hours of stress
>>150040934if you're riding 21 gears, you're probably riding 3x7 which is pretty heinous to ride
Riding a modern road group (which will be 2 gears in the front and 10-12 in the back) will be a revelation in terms of smoothness and comfort in basically any terrain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seP2DPqd0o8
>>150041057I just "upgraded" to 11-36 and excited to try on my local rampas
>>150040934>>150040745Usually, 2 chainrings in the front and 10 to 12 cogs in the back if it is somewhat modern.
You probably have a triple chainset in the front and 7 cogs in the back, which means your easiest gear is something like 24 in the front and 28 in the back. 24/28 = 0.86
Oldberts easiest gear was 39 in the front, 28 in the back. 39/28 = 1.39 - much harder
The easiest gear on modern entry-level road bikes is usually around 1 to 1.
>>150041052>nice Wilier gonedamn thieves
>>150040601Do you think the young Femmes Tour riders have a cuddly teddy bear in bed?
>>150041466Mescha Breedwould
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So what is his gimmick? Thought he was a cringe American Tourist...
>>150039367I don't get how spraying water on your ass after taking a shit cleans anything
>>150042104https://youtu.be/T6OQNLUoC68
>>150040060Get a man's bike Junior. 700$ with di2 and power tap wheel who dis? He cute
>>150042318When did you last ride your bike?
>>150042385Whenever I feel like it, gosh!
>>150042318Have you woken up yet?
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>>150042478>BEATRICE CHESTNUT, PHD>URANIO PAES, MM
>>150042646>Beatrice is a psychotherapist, coach, and business consultant based in San Francisco. She holds graduate degrees in communication and clinical psychology and is the author of the books, The Complete Enneagram: 27 Paths to Greater Self-Knowledge, and The 9 Types of Leadership: Mastering the Art of People in the 21st century Workplace. She was president of the International Enneagram Association in 2006 and 2007. A student of the Enneagram for over 30 years, Beatrice is respected as a thought leader in the field of Enneagram studies. She is coauthor of The Enneagram Guide to Waking Up with business partner, Uranio Paes.>Uranio is internationally recognized as a leading Enneagram facilitator, coach, and organization development consultant. He has worked in corporate settings for over two decades and now specializes in doing transformational work with groups and individuals based on the Enneagram. A former President of the International Enneagram Association, for many years Uranio taught the Enneagram Worldwide Narrative Tradition Professional Training (EPTP) Program in Brazil, Spain, Portugal, and Italy. He is coauthor of The Enneagram Guide to Waking Up with business partner, Beatrice Chestnut.https://www.youtube.com/@ChestnutPaesEnneagramAcademy/videos
>>150042805>Unhinged schizo is an unhinged schizo
>>150042478is this like astrology
>>150045120self-help but for WASP esotericists
>>150039767they're hording all the vowels they stole from check'em
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Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 7
Bourg-en-Bresse - Chambรฉry
159.7km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist
GC after stage 6:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-6-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-7/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET
/b/h//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHeHOb3E-2g
Give it a turnover of the mind
/MFingBurgerHours/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Mw8r5gW8E
>Store closes at 22:00
>Used the last sheet of TP at 22:12
>Didn;t get all of it
Had to take wipe my behind in the shower, anything more humiliating in life than a Bangkok shower in your own damn apartment?
Happy transfers day berts
>>150045637let the press releases begin
>>150045270I find it hard to believe that that descent finish is Hansen-approved.
>>150045666i wonder how much the fee is to be the finish of a tour de femmes ""mountain"" stage
>>150045678The coomers of Chambรฉry have come together, so to speak, and paid a handsome price for the privilege
>>150045270>downhill finishthis kills the Gigante
once again convinced mou is a bert
>I watched mostly every minute of the tdf, but only the highlights of the tdf femme avec zwift
Please God forgive me
>>150038680could be doable
>>150042478I recognize that online shop.
>>150042104>we have Didi Senft at home:
Here we go, the last stage
>>150046337mmm, ice cream
>>150046337Closer gc than this year tdf
>>150046337nigga just upload them to your blog
Lipo looks like young Bob Dylan. That's it. That's the tweet.
fuck yeah we're back with the officially ranked 8th monument
>>150046783>The slow one now>Will later be fast
Remco to Bora waiting room
>>150046802Why is Remking not riding it? Still mindbroken?
>>150046951pls pay attention to his schizo ramblings on instagram
I can't remember. his back is sore or something
>>150046951he was shit only 2 weeks ago, fat chance that changed in such a short time period
>>150046950We donโt want him
>>150046971Keep coping epowitz will be a good dom for the king
Could be some big moves this year
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The countdown begins
>The Rog Cycling Club and Pogi Team, in cooperation with the Municipality of Komenda, are preparing a big spectacle in Komenda. Since 2019, Komenda has been hosting the Tadej Pogaฤar Cup in the form of a criterium race, where competitors compete for points every few laps. Until now, the race has taken place in the Komenda industrial zone and has been scheduled between the time trial and the national championship road race at the end of June.
>This year, Pogaฤar's criterium will grow, as the organisers have managed to raise the level of the race by attracting some cycling stars with the help of the now four-time winner of the Tour de France.
>Criterium de Pogi will feature Pogaฤar, Michael Mathews, Isaac Del Toro, Tim Wellens, Valerio Conti, Eddie Dunbar, Matteo Trentin, Pavel Sivakov, Luka Mezgec, Matej Mohoriฤ, Domen Novak, Matevลพ Govekar
>>150047104on the beach sipping margaritas
>>150047064what happens when matthews dies midcrit from blood clots
>>150046768fuck off vadim, he is one of the few effort posters we have here
>>150047266only if jonas DIES before the start, hopefully in a gruesome manner
>>150045270Worth mentioning the alsacean pro peloton (2.2) rides the VERY prestigious alto de chicas hermosas
>>150047278The vuelta needs a brutal Jonas chute to make it kino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U8xmzvAJTg
Anyone want to argue that crashes aren't kino? No? Thought not. Cycling without crashes and risk would be fucking dreadful.
>>150047301He will crack. Trine demands a new kitchen.
>>150047050i'm sure that wellens stays with uae. i wonder if there's a team willing to invest in kooij (not enough opportunities at visma). also curious to see where vacek is going.
>>150047562Vacek needs to leave, everyone who isn't pedersen, milan, skjelmose or ciccone need to leave. They rarely get any opportunities and Vacek wins a stage of the giro if he wasn't shackled to pedersen. On the flip side, he was a driving force in those wins as a team mate and did extremely well. He'll stay, I'm certain. Or he'll go to UAE.
I thought the Kooij to decathlon was a done deal though? Curious I#ve heard nothign about that for a while now. Carapaz should be interesting. He's done well but hasn't delivered the big win they expected from him. Now they have a potential GC rider in Healy they could probably comfortably invest elsewhere. Basically the entire list are riders who are from the previous generation. I wonder how many will be resigned or transfer to equally big teams. Like Costa, not sure what they're getting from him at this point other than experience. Majka too, he's still looking great but they have young riders who'd bite their hands off for the same opportunity to slave at the GT's. Buchmann should retire. Probably going to be a pretty considerable change in guard in the peloton I think.
New Burial dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t8QPdaVe8U
>another rainy day
guess I'm not riding, not my problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STj894Ex2Z8
Why is Kasia into this absolute sausage lmao? He seems likable but it's surprising he got so far into his career. Seems like a soft headcase.
>didn't use power
Truly an irishbert at heart
>>150047983Heโs a cuck and enjoys picking bulls for her
>>150047983>What does she see in this tall, handsome guy, who seems very chill and nice to be around?
>>150048173But africa reverted to what it was before the colonists, after the europeans left. The entire continent is a never ending warzone of ambiguous tribal factions killing each other over territorial expansion and generational grudges, with genocide and famine sprinkled on top. This was true 20 years ago when we were sending aid to Darfur, this was true 20 years before that when Bob Geldoff was inspired to host Live Aid, and the only reason it wasn't true 20 years before THAT is because the europeans were still in the process of abandoning their colonial holdings
>>150048173>muh Mansa Musasub-saharan takes are always so fucking funny
>>150048221Cucky onions who presents as an autistic schizophrenic. Retired early because he's a headcase. Spends his day making 'art'.
She could have had any stud she wanted and she picks a c list runner who barely achieved anything. Seems like a cool dude. Other models of ex-pros are available.
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>>150048173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsyHbj_SHGA&ab_channel=Peace-Of-Mind
Apologies for Off topic, be we live in Alsace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnDeYv8zYM
reminder to not pick rider that did well in the TDF for tomorrow
>>150048173I might agree if he means that in a Ted Kaczynski way
>>150048379I'll pick onley, don't care
>>150047983(((phinney)))...
Watched maybe the most uncomfortable sport gambling addiction video absolutely wild, absolutely disgusting that booze and gambling are constantly advertised yet the UK government want to age restrict every platform they can? Porn now needs verification? Then why the fuck is booze constantly advertised with gambling? When youtube ad blocker doesn't work it's constant adverts from booze and gambling. All over buses and banners in public.
Sport betting is fun but it is just russian roulette like alcohol and drugs. 1 in 20 chance you're an addict. GRIM.
>>150048319I miss super planche des belles filles
>>150047983>it's surprising he got so far into his careerhe's a nepo baby
Total Demi Domination today
>>150048975Dude was quite talented. Just a gigantic weakmind
>>150048811porn companies and sites are mostly american, so it doesn't really hurt us banning them but I'm sure gambling will be limited in the future
>>150049046They had a big drive against tobacco here for a few years, saying they'd ban this current generation being able to buy tobacco for life essentially even if they're over 18. If you're born after 2008 for example, no tobacco ever. They of course back tracked because that's incredibly stupid and short sighted. Tobacco also brings in an enormous amount of tax as you say, so these industries are a net benefit to the government. The video I watched, the dude was 2 million in the hole and it wasn't even his money. It was borrowed from friends and family and random people, as well as enormous loans. He was about to kill himself over it.
The amount of economic activity due to gamblers is just incredible, alcohol tax is ever increasing, as is tobacco tax. Alcohol has gone up considerable amount from when I regularly drank, so 2 years and part of that is inflation as well as tax. Sugar tax is now a thing here, as well as 'junk food' taxes but don't let that stop big fast food outlets from advertising of course.
Internet is fucked, it's uncontrollable and is destroying society. Online discussion is not however, it's the slop through social media, the predatory use of internet through scams, endless advertising, social engineering etc. It's ironic that the discussion about these topics are targeted, not the actual damaging content.
Internet is dead anyway, rarely do I find genuine media made to inform you without there being a sub message in the form of advertisement or social engineering. Youtube seems to have made any form of natural content very difficult to find, instead the feed is just adverts in the form of journalism. And that is basically what journalism/news is on the internet these days. Information harvesting, social engineering and advertisements. Cookies are now locked, so you'd have to pay to decline the cookies on a lot of sites. Nice side step. Internet is completely fucked.
>>150049166Gambling makes the government a lot of money as well. Porn doesn't because only people that cycle without helmets pay for porn and the government only gets a small cut anyway.
>>150049187>Got lucky in one Vuelta, tried to turn himself into a GT rider>Fell off a bridge and almost diedPick one
>Mads 1st on UCI world ranking because Pogimerdadoper does not count
ROGLIC to ride the Klasikoa for some reason
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These things a super comfy1
>>150049433He still has energy from all the not trying he did in the Tour
>>150049524give me a single (1) good reason
>>150049475we need to bring skirts for men back
>>150049598You can't tell me that wasn't a deliberate attempt to cause a chute
>>150049565>>150049590>>150049598>>150049608jokes aside the peloton became a bit more professional, but i don't get something about women cycling
they try to shill it so hard and say that they have a lot of viewers and everything, but the whole peloton is extremely old, shouldn't they "invest" in younger girls for the peloton
>>150049550Marianne Vos will go down on your pp if you do
>>150049550Betrayals, chutes, knuckleheads tactics, seething and raging.
It's basically junior racing with 10 years old mentality and tactics.
>>150049608>battered women
>>150049671What happened there?
German TV talking about poop again
>>150049752she looks like a tรผrke with down syndrome
>>150049752she looks evil
>>150049799be glad they're only talking about it for once
RACE IS GETTING JONAS'D LIVE IN ALSACE
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Mauritius on a rise
>>150049844weather seems fine. what's the hold up?
>>150049799Need Hanka to shit on me
>>150049903there was a chute and there's no ambulance available right now.
>>150049903chute fatale (not on camera) so they ran out of ambulances
>>150049909>>150049914oh wow, it happened again
Hopefully STรSSI is unharmed and ready to go paranormal
>>150049894African runners look like this?
are dachshund official dogs of peloton? seems like there's a lot of them
>>150049979listen here, bert
>>150049986It's one dog that gets passed around
Luv women
Luv cycling
Don't watch women's cycling
Simple as, 'fraid so
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>>150049979>>150050003have a look at their facebook
Ferrand Prevot with the chiseled jawline
>head group stalling already 30km before the finish
>>150050185Lost 1:30 in like 10 minutes, we may see some peak womyn moment
Dubs and Kasia dies on the descent
Colin STรSSI ready to go thermonuclaire
what exactly is her plan, on the 9km climb?
>>150050185The main group lost 1 minute in 5 minutes of ads lmao
>>150050239press the button that turns on the motor
>>150050239get a world tour contract with guaranteed wage again. she has to ride a specialized with ultegra like a normie right now. no s-works with dura ace for her.
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so this whole "grand tour" actually has only 1.5 GC stages?
>>150050326mountain stages?
Yes, and they don't even finish the stage on those mountains. They really don't want Gigante to win.
>>150050323these clothes are everywhere nowadays
>>150050353they finish on Madeleine tomorrow
>>150050346I'm baffled how some riders look kind of chubby from behind on the bike when they are all skinny as fuck
>>150050375my bad
but still disappointing route this year tbqh
>Saint-Franรงois Longchamp
and his weaker copatriot, Saint-Franรงois Shortchud
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wtf i though bnb iks banned in fracne
>>150050375Gigante going tear the whole peleton apart tomorrow
Squeakan going for two stages in a row
>>150050416this shit should be b anned in EU
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Squiban no chill lol just hammer it again and again
>>150050422It should be banned everywhere. No business should be able to purchase homes
>>150050466supermarket chain
>>150050466brother of charles
Get ready for chutes
Taking bets who chutes first
>>150050422If you still count on the EU to stand up to big business...
more exciting then the mens tour
Gr. STรSSI slurping
Marcel BELOKI goes solo
It might not even be STรSSI to be honest (two be honest)
>>150050511it's 256, so it's stรผssi
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Beloki wins
PINOT
>PINOT
PINOT
>PINOT
PINOT
BELOKI wins
Poor thing afraid of descending and then having a team mate yelling at you to go faster
gigante is a 40iq descender holy shit
>>150050538but she just let a gap open up on the straight section, she just stops pedalling like a retard
Alsace top 10
1 Merkel-Beloki
8 Stรผssi
10 Borremans
>>150050538Imagine being the domestique and having to handhold your captain on a descend, I'd be seething too
german coomerbert is FEASTING with the brapper shots of le court
Nooo le Court pienaar lachee
>>150050556she's not even a captain, just a number 2
vingegaard attack any day now
Why is the idea of a demon descender woman conceptually attractive to me, am I retarded? Also, who's the best descender?
>>150050556same with GALL
She's doing a Paduni. Two days in a row. No decency, no hiding
>>150050609she squeaks french, she gets the pass
>attaque de Kerbal Space Program
>>150050602Kerbaol, Kasia
they even attacked in the descend yesterday
Squeakerban gets another dream finish
how the fuck are they letting the same girl win again
>>150050567pls post them didnt
>>150050650Insane couple of days, back-to-back solo wins is crazy
>>150050646I need webms
Chapeau again what a ride
>UAE definitely doesn't have experimental shit
>Poggers is natty
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Maัva "fem Paduni" Squaekan wins again. we all feel a little stupid
is that a shitstain???????????????????????? that must smell so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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top 10
Lose 3 riders
Win 2 stages
>>150050688>>150050736I'd be shocked if the femmes bother to dope given how weak is the peloton.
>>150049590The aftermath was kind of like a war movie
>>150050761I'd be shocked if the femmes didn't dope given how easy it is to get away with it
>>150050788Cavalli has never recovered from this
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not good, kijkers
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>>150050761How fast/slow are women pros compared to amateur men?
>>150050813I'd be shocked if any pro sport with any money in it was clean
>>150050788Kek the girl just walking into the field concussed as fuck.
>>150050837Ow ouchie that pinkie is fucked
>>150050813Why even put your health at risk when all it takes is being in shape and moderately smart ?
Tomorrow's stage is gonna be a 10 then?
>>150050884Mulholland Drive
>>150050837What happened?
>Ninque Vinque
I hate listening to men speaking french
>>150050899what risk, epo is as harmless as orange juice
>>150050854Pienaar comes from the french Pinard which is a slang for bad wine, imagine her ancestor...
You can't call yourself a cycling community without a fat black woman riding with you
>>150050965Pienaar is her husband surname
>>150050957Lel sure
>This thickening of the blood can increase the risk of thrombosis, myocardial infarction, and stroke, which can be fatal in the worst case, especially in cases of dehydration during intense exercise.>EPO consumption also leads to an increased risk of cancer.Note that orange juice isn't really healthy too.
>>150045993ofc he posts here
>>150051021I'll be the fat if we can find a black and a woman
>>150051021It's okay, I'll ride a black woman and you'll be the fat guy
>>150050788who was the attempted murderer? fran or something
>>150051045Not him and not sure if he wasn't joking, but the 90s jumbo doses were suicidal, but I heard they are microdosing EPI these days.
>>150050113Chiseled tootsie lines too
who can find a 4k resolution pic of kasia/liane/demis ass?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rigght there
How are those evenepoel to bora rumour mongers holding up? The boy is loyal
>>150051363Why does she look like a bong here. I like her stinky slippers
what would it smell like if you put your nose right here?
>>150049632imagine the grippy of the old hag
>>150051444You love 40 something seniors, I've consulted the archives
>>150051470there are like 4-6 different Austrians posting here bert, I think you do not grasp this simple fact
>>150051405Where are her hips?
>>150051403Damn, she's a hot one.
Damn
this madeleine stage seems 3x harder than all other stages put together. are the girls going to survive this
Fucking seething that the psychiatrist suggested I have to try non-stim ADHD meds which are significantly less effective because 'history of bipolar'. They're basically anti-depressants which I will absolutely under no circumstances take. Cost 700 quid. Needs the other psychiatrist to send her information, who discharged me last month because I didn't respond to the medicines well. Feeling extremely frustrated and pissed off with it all. If I cannot function properly all year round I am fucked. Give me some baby dose stim to try and we'll see. Zero history of violence or shit like that.
>>150051470Am I the only Bert here who thinks this girl is, like a 5, at best...
Berts keep posting her like she's flippin Mavi Garcia or something...
She's no Mavi Garcia, by the way...
Scientology is right about psychiatrists
Might join Scientology instead they seem to have some answers
>>150051697She's a long lean sex machine. The bottom starts at 8/10 for her
>>150051697I agree. Sheโs not that much of a looker but I bet sheโs a freak in bed.
>>150051693>They're basically anti-depressants which I will absolutely under no circumstances take.based
just fuck it and live with it
it doesnt get much better than this
can you imagine how good that shitter must smell
>>150051790I want to try stims which are 70-80% effective. I think I'll move to another country where they're easier to get on a script because I cannot fucking live properly and I've had that shitty medicine before like venlafaxine. I know I won't go super manic. With all that's happening in UK with laws and navigating this absolute misery fest I am very inclined to leave.
>>150051819Ricarda bikini pics when?
Said I have "emotional dysregulation" and some other shite too, WTF is that even meant to mean? I know I'm a fucking spaz I don't need to pay 700 quid to be told that for fuck sake. Really fucking seething
>>150051838ricarda is not part of LKD so no.
>>150051761>>150051777OK, I can see what you guys are getting at.....
>>150051863punchable monkey face with ni*gg*er nose
LKD
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>>150051885shut up faggot
Day 4 of the TCR11 is coming to an end. Christian Strasser, 6 time winner of the Race Across America, is 3rd at the moment, with a total riding time of 4d 5h, and a total stopping time of just 18h.
They are now enroute to Siena where they have to ride parts of the Strade Bianche as part of the fixed segment #4.
It will be interesting to see if some riders chose the more flat option via Parma and possibly Bologna down to Siena or the more direct yet significantly more hilly approach via Genoa, Sestri Levante and La Spezia (absolute stunning region to ride btw - will post some pics of me last rides there later).
All in all the battle for first is still on, there is no clear favourite and the fear of a lot of the top riders that the mandatory ferry from Bari is going to act like a safety car in F1 and remove hard earned time gaps is looking more and more like a possibility. Also the "long" rest period on the ferry is posing a challenge for the riders since the body might already go into recovery mode, making the departure from Albania even harder.
Tomorrows stage will be live from km0
>>150051891He's right you know
>>150051948beautiful curvy roads along the coast from Rio Maggiore to La Spezia
>>150051973>km0thats also how much I will watch from it hehe
>>150051219Nicole "The Pain Train" Frain
>>150052019view down to Levante
>>150052019what bike is this and what garmin
>>150052094that's a 1000, went through 3. great but extremely unreliable imo.
>>150052105oh garmin 1000
550 for a fucking board computer
>>150052094>>150052105jup garmin edge 1000, would never buy that again. the touch screen is super sensitive and just one drop of sweat will just start random clicks on the screen. also it shit the bed after 1 ride in slight rain. bike is a specialized tarmac sl7 / sram force axs / dt swiss arc 1400
>>150052157Specialized are so sexy
>>150052157how long have you been riding for? 10 years?
whats wrong with Blummenfelts torso, it looks like his spine is coming out in the front
>>150052183the garmin for around 3 years, the specialized is now in the 5th season I think
>>150052183but if you mean how long I ride roadbikes in total - I started in 2003 when I was 9 years old, never stopped
My cat liked helping change bar tape
>>150052105my ancient 810 still just werks flawlessly. I told myself years ago I buy something smaller like whatever newest 5xx series has to offer once it starts to have problems, but this thing just never does. it just refuses to die
>>150051948Would like to take the moment to say RIP Mike Hall, truly a legend
>>150052210what has been your most expensive bike
>>150052214Cute catberg, absolute unit. Bet he rapes all the female cats haha STUD
>>150052237REally? I never had an 810. I had about 5 510's though. Each replacement came with a HR monitor too. And 3 1000's. I'd still be on the 1000 if the screen didn't die. I love garmin but in my experience the hardware is just shite which is a shame because I no longer have confidence in their product. The new 1000 whatever it's called looks insane though. So many cool gimmicky features.
>>150052249oh yes, legendary guy. obligatory total cagie death !
>>150052259so far the specialized one. but I am already looking for a possibly replacement in 2026 - maybe colnago v5rs or even the y1rs it kinda grew on me
>>150052255The snake had him on high alert.
>>150052309exactly that one in pearl white and with DT swiss wheels
>>150052284You never told me you had catbergs you predator
>>150052282what is your profession what do you make per month
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I just don't know but I need to get this team nailed down before I slip into a drunken stupor
>>150052317enough with the datamining
>>150052326xd just wondering how people can afford multiple 10k bikes
>>150052335I can afford any bike I want and yet I still have a Giant TCR that I bought on sale
>>150052281I got it like 10+ years ago. bought this model specifically because of glonass support. it has been through chutes, extreme temps (turns out its battery works only down to -28), torrential downpours. once it got in the middle of a road because a mount broke off mid ride and suv almost run it over but the driver somehow managed to swerve around it (out of goodness of his heart, I suppose) so it was ok. even battery is good to this day. it's a mystery device, really.
>>150052281He's a former street punk
>>150052335started me own IT company in my early twenties, making enough now that I could buy around 1 tarmac per month
>>150052442Your money, capitalist. Hand it over.
catching up on the stage...those GC women got KIM'd, that shot of them turning around was hilarious. also Gigante getting bullied by her teammate was based.
AG soudal is my team on a vibes based metric.
>>150052379Kek, I let my 1000 on top of the car roof at a race when I was 16, forgot, drove off, realised I left it on the roof, looked into the mirror and saw it because it's white case. It was run over but the screen was the only thing that was broken and because my dad had a good relationship with the warranty, got a replacement. It wasn't even squished, literally just the screen stopped working.
AS you say, mystery devices. Some are top notch others are shite. At least that was my experience. I have a wahoo now. it's good but it's nothing special imo. It's not as nice as the garmin.
>>150052442Nice job
>>150052156screen graphics or whatever they're called look shit as well.
My wahoo screen delaminated completely after like 4 years and they sent me a new one for free completely.
>>150052485does this leg
>>150052019 look brown to you?
>>150052386>>150052404I am a terrible fren I haven't opened discord in a long time for reasons. We'll have to pencil in another gooning sesh sometime soon.
>>150052442lend us a quid
>>150052497Very Brahmin saar. Send bobs
TIL about pectus carinatum, I think vinegar also has that with his weird ass torso
>Tour ends
>half the poaters resort to coomposting
>other half is autism maxxing about bikes
the duality of /cyc/
>>150052536You might be interested in Marfan syndrome. A very peculiar disorder
>>150052482the funniest story I had with this thing is when I stopped at traffic light in the winter. at the time when it was especially cold, I had this weird quirk on me winter MTB commuter when freewheel mechanism didn't connect at the first pedal stroke when it was colder that -24. I forgot about it and started pedaling standing on the pedals. naturally, I almost fell over, because there was no tension at first. I didn't fall, but I knocked my garmin off the mount and only noticed it 500 m later. I thought, well, that's it. I will never find it like this. I still came back to that intersection. lo and behold, there was traffic police car parked near the place and lady cop hopped out of it and gave my garmin back to me. looks like she saw when it fell of my bike, kek. I was really baffled at the time.
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Do you pronounce it Puck or Pรผck?
Roadman Podcast is diabolical. Absolute drivel slop by a freak and his orcish pig wife.
pucku
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>>150052619Kek, the garmin has bonded with you.
>tfw no soul bonded cycling computer
>>150052281how do you even go through 5 510?
I only ever used Garmin and my first was the 500 that I bought shortly after it came out and now I'm on a 540. I gave the 500 to my brother when he started riding and it still works to this day
left the 500 on the top of the car once and only realized I lost it about a week later, I then went back to the place where I parked the car and it was fine. One week on the gutter under scorching sun.
the 540 has been flawless and the only problem I had was the mounting plastic thingy broke and garmin replaced it in 3 days.
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>>150052638Fuck with Puck
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