Thread 150026394

the great nation of Mauritius edition

>Current and upcoming races
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>150009463

>>150026409
>from behind

waar Saxo Bank?

>>150026435
He looks like he is seething

Sex with Demi's butthole

>>150026453
this sport needs more erratic and cocaine fueled crazed billionaires

>>150026501
I miss this era.

>>150025742
not today

>>150026501
60%

>>150026619
look at that areo shaped head, he was built for this

>>150026501
I love this crazy nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>150026619
what the fuck why does he look like that

>>150026494
Rasmussen is seething 24/7. Its his true nature.

>>150026715
If they somehow figured out to hook him up to a generator that fed off seething, we could run this country to 2070 on him alone.

Fuck Kasia

>>150026619
>that's it bjarne, if you could look a little more confused and puzzled
>like a deer in headlights
>bjarne you're a deer in the forest about to get run over
>imagine you soul is getting trapped in this device
>That's it bjarne! I think we got it

the first cyclists will arrive at Montpellier some time tonight

spot on William spot on

>>150026860
bet he posts on the clinic

>>150026912
ngl this looks like shit

>>150026912
Imagine doing a sick burnout right on his face

>>150026961
>muh cope and seethe
hah good one
but it does look like shit, you know its bad when they have to ride the name of the person below the face because normal people would not be able to tell who it is
literally just paint it normally

>you must respect le Peloton
>you must respect le breakaways and allow one of them to win the stage
>you can crash 5km from the finish and get the same time as the rest of le Peloton
>meanwhile we're all doping
>btw the General Classification is paused on the last day because it's raining
>oh but some people are going to get angry at Pog because he tried to win it for a laugh anyway and that's also disrespectful because ????

I really, really, really don't get it.

I get a Tour is a ridiculous piece of endurance but all the unspoken rules are just bollocks. It's meant to be a sport and a competition at the end of the day

If the French revolution didn't happen a French woman would be in the yellow jersey today

>>150027040
She would at least have both citizenships if her family kept registering births at the French embassy, my wife's family did and they're still French (and Mauritian) to this day.

>>150027040
If the french revolution never happened, our countries would still be friends

>>150027134
If the French revolution didn't happen you would be a brit.

>>150027197
We were already free by then

>>150026912
who decided on that ugly ass picture

>>150027197
please pay attention to history

>>150027204
>>150027237
nope, without Napoleon fucking up Europe they would have taken you back.

>>150026912
mouther breather incel tadej, nice

>>150027248
The french, our allies, would have attacked them if they tried, the point is moot

>>150027338
it's over man, you don't need to cope anymore

>>150027338
how many stage wins did jonass have this year?

>>150027346
the stage of our hearts

>>150027464
I didn't like jonas this year tbqh

>>150027464
winning hearts is when you peacock in the media every day about how your totally going to risk it all to drop pog tomorrow and then dont

>>150027487
>I didn't like jonas this year Tert-Butylhydroquinone

what did he mean by this

>>150027464
I'm still waiting to see what their plan is

Fun fact her name literally means ennemi des agriculteurs.

>>150027555
imagine how tight her pussy must me

Tadej in 2017 with subtitles

https://youtu.be/7mq7E8ID7Fo?si=gV6qJ21icN6yiSYL

>>150027464
if anything stage 19 made him even less popular, he constantly talked big and did nothing.

>>150027555
Her name means my sperm in her overies haha

I have sold my car. It was a very nice fun, sporty car which I had a lot of joy with. I did some nice trips to scotland and it was very reliable. I now have a large sum to spend on a camper of some kind. Maybe a stealth camper, an older vw transporter, a cool japanese micro minivan. Needs to fit a bike and a few items like my telescope, cooking equipment, portable shower and bike maintenance(bike stand, pump etc).

Sad to sell it but I have moved on. Not into the hooliganism of fast cars racing around town anymore or showing off to qt's. Now has to be time to grow up, do adventures, ride a lot and finally chase the WT races which I would love to watch and experience in person. I will try to chase the tour next year living like a monk. Depending on the vehicle it should be very cheap and manageable to visit the tour.

Are you riding through red traffic lights or do you stop

>>150028026
stop

>>150028026
stop ofc

>>150028026
no i do not. officer

>>150028026
If I don't stop I will die by cagie hands

>>150027971
>nurburgring bumper sticker
this is the gayest thing you have done ever by far

>>150028059
t.

On the plus side though.... New bike almost ready just need a few pieces.

>>150028026
depends innit

Bought one of those poncho towels from Aldi today but I have no idea how to use them. Is it just a surfer thing?

>>150028026
3 am, in a dead silent 600 people village im still stoppping at that shit because that's the law dawg, it was seperates us from the animals

>>150028075
It's the edition. It came with an LSD, bilstein shocks and was a bit lower standard. Dual exhaust and nice wheels, 4 piston front brakes. I didn't add those stickers. It was one of 500 iirc and had a plaque on the dashboard with its number. Great little car. Loved it dearly. But it was extremely expensive to run, terrible fuel economy and expensive tax.

>>150028115
why are you riding at 3am bert

>>150028115
Swedes don't do this. Unsurprisingly perhaps.

>>150028125
why arent you

>>150028115
Kek, this. I always do. Barbaric to break minor laws even if no one is around. I lose respect for people when they do this.

>>150028115
same

>>150028139
Good to hear you don't pirate material

>>150028139
>>150028159
my faith in anglos restored

>>150028169
Corporations deserve to be cheated because they in turn cheat you. I subscribe to paramount+ to watch south park and they remove it 2 days later. Wasted my money so yes I shall pirate that. I often download a game to test them buy it. It's not like cd's where you could sell a shit x box game so I don't waste money. But yes I am an enormous hypocrite in many ways.

>>150028240
it's only pirating if you seed, which i dont

>>150028169
IP law really isnt designed for the realities of mass media and the internet. if there was a 30s stoplight every intersection everyone would run them

>>150028026
>using traffic lights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

it's always over for someone

the spanish clique in UAE is kind of retarded. they seem to get all this talent but then have the bald fraud continue to train them.

>>150028026
there's not a single day where I don't run at least one red light

by car

The shortest stage

>>150027781
unfathomably based

Where are you looking, Tadej?!

/les heures des burgers/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iHhWh9FtsQ

THE FREEWHEELIN' BOB DYLAN (Columbia Records, 1963) is a miracle of an album...how did a 21-year-old come up with these songs? How could he have this voice and spirit?

>>150030700
>how did a 21-year-old come up with these songs
in his case methamphetamine, mainly

>>150030700
for me its

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I_oWQmddMk

Sestriere was too far from the finish to be decisive
One stage left

>>150029617
>>150029651
>His smile and optimism: gone!

>>150027971
no way the neet schizo can afford a car

>>150029121
thats stage 16 no? I already saved 15 yesterday

Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 6
Clermont-Ferrand - Ambert
123.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist

GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-5-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-6/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET

>>150032817
disability payments and mommy's money

>>150032969
>>150032817
I bought it 2 years ago when I was working 70hr weeks. I was working 2 jobs one point. So I had that asset and it's worth a good amount, didn't depreciate because not everyone wants a sterile new car. I looked after it well. I also have saved some money from spacker bennies. That gives me budget of around 8000. Considering I still am to build up new bike, I want a garmin watch, I need to try new saddles and some other things, I've done well to hold off and save.

Considering this sort of thing, it's very affordable. Only concern is fuel efficiency and service costs. Otherwise micro camper like Fiat doblo, citeron berlingo or another small van based vehicle.

the legendary Van Aert of Anonymous cycling team

>>150033045
they did it with every passing rider. effectively DQing the whole peloton

>>150033115
>>150033132
How hard is this climb? Average % wise?

>>150033155
very inhumana

>>150028026
depends and the drivers here are used to cyclists behaving batshit insane so you get away with a little more

>>150033045
>>150033115
>>150033132

>>150022994
>>150022999
>>150023012
>>150023052
>>150023081
thank (You) all, will measure what the widest tyres I could fit are later

>>150033276
She's probably clenching so it'd be a challenging entry

>>150033295
no problem wait till shes relaxed

BIG STINKER ALERT

>>150033203
tour de jeet

>>150033317
Manifesting a career ending chute today

>>150033484
only if she rips open her bibs and pussy flash

Germany was a mistake

Tim Rex --> Visma
Why are there so many siblings in cycling? I think it's a sign of the weakness of the sport. The standard at the bottom of the peloton is low. Any jobber can make it if they start early.

wait do women cycle even when.... on their period?

>>150033541
>Any jobber can make it if they start early.
Pretty much this

>>150033541
Same with all the riders that already have parents in the sport

>>150033819
Now that I think about it David van der poel really lost the genetic lottery. To end up a total jobber in this environment is crazy

>>150033541
You just gotta live like a monk and give up your life

>>150033115
wait what

Choose your path, Western man

>>150034035
All the TdFFaS stages should be automatic zeros. Their only use is reviewing gooning material

>>150034014
nice hairline, kwabsia

>>150034066
Is she balding from all that test?

>bertix
>ambert
I'm starting to think that one of us is responsible for creating the routes

The past few rides I have really felt bored and turned around after 30 km because I was just not feeling it at all. I dont have that strong urge to go ride. Anyone ever feel this way?

>>150034014
those short bibs are hot af

>>150034099
Sometimes. I take a break, run or hike, and come back to cycling.

>>150034099
yeah happens, then I just put on a podcast, turn off my brain and get the kilometers in

>>150034167
You're riding with headphones on?!?!!?

>>150034204
Shokz baby

>>150034204
always - not noise cancelling or something, just regular apple headphones where I can still easily hear the 5k hz sound of cagies coming from behind

>>150034252
18 days until /cyc/lassics

>>150034252
so according to this retarded webside San Sebastian is not a WT race
okay

>>150034252
I am starting to believe (you) are yazz, which would mean we have a bertina among us

>>150034237
Which reminds me to order a new pair, my three year old pair crapped out this week. Not bad with daily use in cycling and skiing with heavy sweat

>>150034322
BRAAAAAP

>>150032821
Yeah, I make these stupid mistakes because I post before checking
Anyway at the end I will post the entire Giro with the fixes

has anyone noticed that we are getting less and less close shots like this? >>150034322
>>150033276


has there been some sort of order not to get the brappers on camera? makes me not wanna tune in at all

next week is my first week of holiday in 2 (TWO) years - going on a 5 day bikepacking trip through Austria, I am BEYOND excited

>>150034099
Cycling is pretty boring. The crux is that dicking around for 60 minutes doesn't get you anywhere physically, but anything longer is boring and you really need some sort of motivation. The older I get, the more amazed I am by pros who keep riding past retirement and the more I understand the guys who stop doing sports and get fat. This is a real 180° turnaround from my teenage years.

>>150034436
>first week of holiday in 2 (TWO) years
why did you waste your off days for 2 years?

>>150033614
yeah, but it's the luteal phase (the week before your period starts) that is more difficult to cycle in. You feel exhausted and despondent, Demi spoke about it at length in a recent interview. The week before your period you are at your weakest. Then if you are predisposed to bad cramps, days 1-3 of your period can be uncomfortable especially in your quads and lower back, but the overall feeling of weakness isn't there. More like doms.

>>150034444
if you only want to do sports for 60 minutes sell your bike and run

>>150034436
that's a big deviation just to avoid Linz

>>150034456
I did not have any days 100% off the last two years. Don't start your own company berts

>>150033923
we wanted to get Van Aert on our Anonymous /cyc/ling team, but the budget is tight. please understand

I am being recommended zwift vtubers on youtube

>>150034498
It's a risk which could end in permanent neetbux or you could be a spacker and just get neetbux.

>>150034475
I know I know, running is the better sport for me with that mindset. You get to experience nature, you aren't stuck in traffic with crazed cagies, you stay close to home and not in the godforsaken hinterland, you only need a pair of shoes...

>>150034610
I thank the lord everyday I’ve ended up in the netherlands

>>150034498
What are you doing?

>>150034470
Couldn't they just take the pill to suppress their periods? Or is that considered doping?
>Demi spoke about it at length in a recent interview
Link?

>>150034646
It is in dutch, here is the archive link:
https://archive (punt) ph/1UL9d

>>150034470
puck?

>>150034610
Running looks great, nice and cozy. Late evening runs with a head torch. Seems far more simple and you could switch off easier than cycling.

>>150034646
Some athletes lose them on their own, it's called exercise amenorrhoea.

>>150034646
Taking a pill to suppress your periods is unhealthy in the long run. It can result in bone degeneration and early osteoporis. Effectively it becames the same symptoms as RED S. Taking the pill can also lead to blood clots in the legs. It is something you don't want to take for this reason unless necessary (like you have endometriosis or PCOS for example). Most women will be healthier without the pill and you feel better mentally (and feel very stronger than normal when it's your ovulation week). There is recent studies lately on making the training scheduled in such a way to take advantage of the female hormonal schedule (which can be relatively easily tracked). E.g. hard workouts in ovulation week with rest weeks occuring during end of luteal phase beginning of period.

>>150034646
messing with hormonal system isn't a good idea 2bh, men or women. no one knows what unintended side effects it could have

>>150034867
100% Jonas did not find this funny

>>150034942
By the looks of it, no one did

>>150034867
what is the sticker of?

Wout redeemed the tour, unironically. I was hammered by I remember going bonkers.

I did 1h45m and I forget carbohydrate are actually a requirement. No breakfast and I run out of energy 50 minutes in because I skip dinner some days. Oh well, another penny in the piggy bank.

>>150034976
Skujins head

>>150034743
thank you for the lesson, doctor bert

Why indeed?

>>150034989
I was on the edge of my seat worried he'd slip on the cobbles

>>150035157
so close to sideboob

I love women

>>150035014
do you not take gels with on your ride

>>150035014
I just buy some cola in cases like this. it got just enough sugar to fuel you

Watch the Femmes child's
(Not just their arses)

>>150035738
Fuck I meant chuds not child's
Fcking autocorrect with the pedo post

>>150035738
>not just their arses
Bert knows where it's at #alltittiesmatter

>>150035485
>>150035352
Yeah I took gels and left feeling really, really strong but just had too little in the system and by the time I took a gel 45 minutes in I was spent. I could sit at mid z2 fairly easily because I guess I have enough fat but z3 was hard even. Might take overnight oats pill and then make some small snacks for rides with low GI because I'm not doing intensity.

>>150034262
>Van Gils
he really likes him and Van Eetvelt for some reason.

“Cycling has given me more than I ever imagined”: Tim Declercq announces retirement

Sex with Ricarda

lmao did she really say some riders drink too much?

Wiebes lachee

Wiebes ded

minus three riders today

>>150035856
The climb hasn't even begun

Cute cyclist butt's

Ricarda is such a simp for Kasia kek

>>150035919
contractually

Just tuned in, what happaned with Wiebes?

>>150035924
Nothing she’s back in the peloton, she will get dropped at some point

>>150035937
Yeah I just saw her rejoin but right before was 2 minutes behind. Just was curious is all

>>150035828
He was bullying my friends at Unbound and then flatted out.

>vollering quoting "tadej" again in her pre-race interview

second-hand embarrassment.

Can you even fail at life if your name is Gigante?

>>150035977
>just

Holy Stacy

>derriere du peloton

he he.

lmao the race director is allahflip's wife

>>150036055
they aren't married

What possesses someone to name their child "Dilyxine"?

Hope Florian answers my pee question *dabs*

liane in the break she must be farting so much

Will we see an attack on this mountain?

>>150036091
What did you ask?

For me, it's the #4 with the extra short shorts

Last time I walked through woods that looked like this, I had 5 tiny ticks on me

>>150035973
what did she say this time

liane really looks unathetlic on the bike

>>150036161
>hes such an inspiration to us all and everytime he attacks I cant stop but stand in awe

>>150036173
that's true however? was she supposed to talk about mister `i'm going to risk it all for yellow tshirt` who sucked the wheel for the whole climb

What kind of name is Hanka?

>>150036181
It’s an Ossi thing

Vos sisters….

went for a short and fast one today, did not feel like going any longer especially knowing next week will be MASSIVE

Vos lachee

>>150036207
Nice
>79rpm average
Based grinder, no idea how freaks do 90rpm rides

Col du Beal, that's where I do some cross-country skiing, very nice place.

Fuck that guy with the antlers. Temu Didi Senft.

Me with the horns

Absolute slurper rn

>>150036259
well yes, the climb isn't that steep

>Oliver Knight resigns with Cofidis until 2027
Extremely good deal for them. He could have very easily gone to another team. Seems they have a lot of faith in one another. He'll come good very soon and get a couple major results.

stupid motorbike needs to get BEHIND liane not infront

Fuck Kasia

SPEED and WEIGHT

chute in the descent when

Waar is Demi

>uphill: slurp
>downhill: attack
vismoidesque tactics

>their bottles have to be smaller to fit on the tiny frames
heh

Dubs and I post something antisemitic

>>150036367
do it anyways

>>150036367
Not quite just yet, my friend

>>150036367
that would be illegal

>>150036390
kwab

Watch female cycling they said....
Zzzzzzz.

>>150036367
67. based year.

please tell me thats a ergo tape and not a tattoo

>>150036401
That's ergo tape and not a tattoo

>>150036401
>squeakban
looks like tubeless rim tape

>>150036398
attaque thermonucleaire any second now..

>>150036443
isn't she busy pointing out every jaja president sign she sees?

>>150036398
actual gc competition.... so... uninteresiting
I hope for a chute anyways

>stretch my legs for 10 minutes
>come back and see not even 5km have passed

pogi would never

>>150034410
did you know that she has a brother who's a world tour rider as well?

Wich rider dissapointed you the most so far this season?

Is it just me or do women usually pick completely different lines than men on descents? It just doesn't look very smooth to me.

good job marion

Squiban pas normale

>>150036530
Lazkano

>>150036530
Ayuso

>>150036530
The entire shanty town of Ineos but Carlos Rodriguez in particular.

>>150036530
Axel Laurance

>>150036579
Oh also Hirschi.

why does FDJ wear visma helmets

>>150036530
nothing disappointed me more than Pogacar's week 3.

>>150036552
>Chabbert still pulling
G2 slurpage

>>150036530
Carlos Rodri has regressed backwards and he doesn’t even have a cope story

reddit girl lachée

Gigante can't descend apparently. Teammates need to bring her back after every descent.

>>150036530
Scaleb Ewan
>surprisingly signs up for a team, retires one race later
what the fuck was that lmao

>>150036618
>retiring after a victory
sounds good to me, so he won't be remembered as fraud

>>150036626
>won't be remembered as fraud
too late for that innit

Speaking of fraud sprinters..
Viviani won a sprint (for first place) this year.

Can Tete win it?

>funny situation a french rider is chasing down another french ride

german commentators are so gay

squeak

>>150036671
Jesus christ this bitch is blind

A group this big can't gain time on a solo
lel

Zakarin tier descending from Gigante.

>>150036694
Thats pretty normal on a descent...

U A E
A
E

>>150036701
except there was a long plateau before lol

Chapeau

Maeva Squeakan wins

kasia smart as ever

top 10

>>150036721
GC top 3

>>150036721
kasia not even top 10 what?

>>150036734
Why only 3 ?

>>150036765
big gaps among grupettos

>>150036721
damn she managed to keep the break the whole way

Could I even satisfy Ricarda with my 5 incher?

>>150036788
>inch

use cm fuckign nigger

What is that dopeur doing with Ricarda?

>Kasia's hairline

kwab

>>150036734
GC top 10

>>150036808
that's why you never dope

>>150036530
jonas. but i should have expected this from jonas cuck hansen

kek

>>150036741
what did she do this time

>>150036788
depends if she's been size trained or not

>>150036808
It’s Tay Phinn’s fault, she has to listen to all his techno DJ sessions.

>>150036810
What happened to Vos? I thought she was a GC contender.

>>150036887
She is a sprinter m8.

>>150036871
her teammate Labous unnecessarely scrambled to get 2nd place today, thus stealing away 4 possible seconds that Demi could have used in the GC, since Demi sprinted just behind Le Court today

>>150036935
we don't know how much the chute impacted her. I don't think it's too stupid positioning labous and muzic as alternative options in the GC (although they will kraak in the alps). yeah one might argue that it's shabby that chabey goes for the polka jersey and she's not wout and the jumbo satellite tactics isn't necessary in the femmes tour.

>>150037011
muzic and le bus are kinda washed though

>>150036530
Hirschi

>>150036530
Bettiol

brutal mogging

Anyone ever had h. pylori infection?

watch the "femmes"

>>150038284
disgusting tranny looking freak

>>150037891
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150037891
Who's that?

>>150038449
LEPOwitz obviously

>>150038449
Bulkowitz

>>150038461
Damn he has at least 3kg to lose up there

>>150038449
EPOwitz

in the pog insta training videos he has these bangs around his thighs and arms during strength exercises. wonder if it's blood flow restriction stuff.

theoretically at his level of fitness and muscular efficiency blood flow restriction is a good way to achieve the level of metabolites necessary to trigger an adaptive response WITHOUT going too hard on reps and gaining mass unnecessarily

>>150038449
LipGOAT

>>150038480
pogi always looks fatter than jonas and other riders. he seems to be skinny fat even. there's still some space for improvement.

>>150037891
So based that finally a non skelly is up there.
Riders looked so much more based in the nineties and early 2000s. Muscular monsters like lance ulle and indurain
I hope lipo remains a power rider with a huge motor and doesn't skelly max
He has enough talent to win the tour as non skelly

>>150037891
thats one aerodynamic beak on that fella

>>150034436
if you rode 10km further we could get a nice Schitzel in Ibk together

>>150038680
Rattenberg is perfectly fine as final destination

>>150037891
Maschinovitz

I want to eat pussy, Bert.

>>150038292
Bigot!

just kidding

>>150038500
The retarded English cycling podcaster said it's 'priming the core muscles and joints.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBXTSfJtqUI

>>150038625
>much more based in the nineties and early 2000s. Muscular monsters like lance ulle
I wonder what Lance amd Ule and other riders of that time period have in common.

Is Lipo doing the Vuelta?

Can’t wait La Vuelta to start ahhhhh

>>150039081
youngsters don't and shouldn't do 2 grand tours during the same season. only visma lease a rider would do such a thing.

>>150039171
>only visma lease a rider would do such a thing
and yet the next great anglo hope BRENNAN is not showing up for ANY gt's this year

>>150039171
>youngsters
he turns 25 in 7 weeks

>>150039367
what does this have to do with cycling

>>150039394
Poo on arse means that the rider ahead of you stinks. Poo on arse means disgusting rancid saddle sores. I bet the femmes have shitty arses too. It's repulsive. Imagine of their bibs were torn in a crash and you saw their shitty arse instead of clean arse. It'd completely ruin them. Henceforth CLEAN YOUR ARSE

>>150039501
ok this makes sense now ty

I miss summer and TdF

>>150036460
Bitch can't stfu

>>150036810
Dutch people like to add random characters everywhere, Pauliena Rooijakkers could be Polina Royakers

>>150039519
it's so slurpy when its on but then you still miss it afterwards

>>150039767
-au is not reducible to -o

>>150039786
It is in French and it is a French inspired name

>>150036808
Polish genetics

>>150036935
FDJ implemented French privilege sorry about that

4plebs, it's legit. Looks like 4chan will be blocked by UK government. Going to have to select a new flag I think. Feeling a Belgian flag.

>>150039861
be a proper brit and do Spain. we need a spaniard in here anyway

>>150039861
how are you still here then? i dont get it

>>150039891
no ai please

>>150039501
I feel ya lad
I always wash my ass squeaky clean right after taking a shit and I'm fucking German.
Should be a requirement

>>150039891
>spikes your drink with EPO

hey man... i just wanted you to have this. good luck on the stage tomorrow

>>150039891
how do you even call this style?

>>150040018
metrosexual

>>150039891
>Ben Hairy

>>150040018
Performative male :^)

What would be a good beginner bike for me? Where to look? Money is tight.

>>150040060
kleinanzeigen.de
>Money is tight.
Neet?

>>150040083
>kleinanzeigen.de
What to look for
neet yeah

>>150040093
>What to look for
>Money is tight
anything
install the app, place a search order
>neet yeah
good luck finding anything in your price range

Is there a Vuelta de Femmes too ? (Vuelta de Mujeres...?)

>>150040170
Vuelta de PUTTTTTAAAAAAAAA

>>150040170
All GTs have a female version, all Monuments except Il Lombardia have a female version.

Tomorrow is the day transfers can be announced

>>150040135
Are gravel bikes any good?

>>150040413
what will be the surprising one that hasn't been leaked yet?

>>150040093
Try to find a good steelframed bike on secondhand sites go for something that can handle big tyres just thinking of budget here you don’t want to be putting on new michelins every other week.

>>150040440
Roglic to cofidis, you heard it here fire4

>>150040170
yes but it's already over

>>150040083
>>150040093
>>150040135
i would look for something like this
>alu frame with carbon fork
>rim brakes
>Shimano 105 and up
>looks like it was taken care of
plenty of boomers are looking to get rid of perfectly nice bikes like that because they want to upgrade to something with disc brakes, large tire clearance, and maybe electronic shifting

>>150040430
yes, but they are hyped right now, and prices are inflated compared to road bikes, especially in the used market

>>150040501
Would other cyclists laugh at me when I rode gravel tires on the road?

>>150040510
you would be viciously mocked

>>150040494
This is good, those ugly late 90s early 00s road bikes are so out of style they'll probably give a great bang for your buck

>>150040494
nur abholung

>>150040494
Rahmenhöhe is too small for me or is it important?

>>150040430
Bike market rn:
Roadbike: sub 300€ old steel bikes down tube shifters hard big gears
300€ to 750ish range wild mix from absolute dogshit to 2000-2010 era alu road bikes - mech gears 3x frontrings cables all over
750 to 1500€ rim break carbon bikes mechanical. Sometimes very light good value high spec groups (red/dura ace) beware of old carbon rims/wheels
approachin 2k€ first decent disk break modern road bikes, internal cable routing more tire clearance etc.
over 2k€ u might find deals on roadbikes with carbon wheels buy new try in shop category or know what you want buy from fred who just got himself the pogi tour colnao y5rs.

Most important get a fitting bike, fitting saddle. Weight doesnt matter only everything over 9kg feels a bit clunky/slow. If you want to ride rampas get small/light gears. Hardman aint fun to start

>>150040618
It is fairly important, but riding a smallish frame can be fine if you are flexible and switch to a longer stem. How tall are you?

>>150040494
good deal
>>150040618
a bit too small is no problem (long stem), too big on the other hand...

>>150040628
I have started with 53/39 11-28, 9.2 kg. Rode it for 10 years.
It builds character.

>>150040745
as did i until it was stolen. However, i would never recommend anyone aiming for 8%+ using those relic gears. I still feel my knees just thinking about those first few climbs

>>150040628
>get small/light gears
I'm riding a city bike with 21 gears. How difficult would the change be? How many gears does a road bike have?

>>150040827
I wasn't completely honest; After I got into bike tech and maintenance, I upgraded to 54/38 11-30.
Still a great commuter bike with "gravel" tires (30mm).

>>150040934
21 = 3x7?
most likely a dirt cheap crank with riveted chainrings...
>road bike gears
where should we start...
let's say the STI era (combined brake and shift levers) started with 2x8 in the mid 90s, and now we are at 2x12.

>>150040949
gotta max out those rear derailleurs, mine maxxed out at 25mm sadly and its gone anyway.

>>150040934
dont worry about the gearing too much unless you plan on riding up very steep hills. Rather focus on a good fit. Watch videos, try some online calcs or give us your height+ inseam so we can rec some sizing

>>150040827
Facts. I "downgraded" to 11-34, what a fantastic decision. I still rock 11-30 at home because it has less steps for flat terrain, but in the mountains that 34 has bailed my knees out of so many hours of stress

>>150040934
if you're riding 21 gears, you're probably riding 3x7 which is pretty heinous to ride

Riding a modern road group (which will be 2 gears in the front and 10-12 in the back) will be a revelation in terms of smoothness and comfort in basically any terrain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seP2DPqd0o8

>>150041057
I just "upgraded" to 11-36 and excited to try on my local rampas

>>150040934
>>150040745
Usually, 2 chainrings in the front and 10 to 12 cogs in the back if it is somewhat modern.
You probably have a triple chainset in the front and 7 cogs in the back, which means your easiest gear is something like 24 in the front and 28 in the back. 24/28 = 0.86

Oldberts easiest gear was 39 in the front, 28 in the back. 39/28 = 1.39 - much harder

The easiest gear on modern entry-level road bikes is usually around 1 to 1.

>>150041052
>nice Wilier gone
damn thieves

>>150040601
Do you think the young Femmes Tour riders have a cuddly teddy bear in bed?

>>150041466
Mescha Breedwould

So what is his gimmick? Thought he was a cringe American Tourist...

>>150039367
I don't get how spraying water on your ass after taking a shit cleans anything

>>150042104
https://youtu.be/T6OQNLUoC68

>>150040060
Get a man's bike Junior. 700$ with di2 and power tap wheel who dis? He cute

>>150042318
When did you last ride your bike?

>>150042385
Whenever I feel like it, gosh!

>>150042318
Have you woken up yet?

>>150042478
>BEATRICE CHESTNUT, PHD
>URANIO PAES, MM

>>150042646
>Beatrice is a psychotherapist, coach, and business consultant based in San Francisco. She holds graduate degrees in communication and clinical psychology and is the author of the books, The Complete Enneagram: 27 Paths to Greater Self-Knowledge, and The 9 Types of Leadership: Mastering the Art of People in the 21st century Workplace. She was president of the International Enneagram Association in 2006 and 2007. A student of the Enneagram for over 30 years, Beatrice is respected as a thought leader in the field of Enneagram studies. She is coauthor of The Enneagram Guide to Waking Up with business partner, Uranio Paes.

>Uranio is internationally recognized as a leading Enneagram facilitator, coach, and organization development consultant. He has worked in corporate settings for over two decades and now specializes in doing transformational work with groups and individuals based on the Enneagram. A former President of the International Enneagram Association, for many years Uranio taught the Enneagram Worldwide Narrative Tradition Professional Training (EPTP) Program in Brazil, Spain, Portugal, and Italy. He is coauthor of The Enneagram Guide to Waking Up with business partner, Beatrice Chestnut.

https://www.youtube.com/@ChestnutPaesEnneagramAcademy/videos

>>150042805
>Unhinged schizo is an unhinged schizo

>>150042478
>>150042513
>>150042527
>>150042805
lmao

>>150042478
is this like astrology

>>150045120
self-help but for WASP esotericists

>>150039767
they're hording all the vowels they stole from check'em

Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift (2.WWT)
Stage 7
Bourg-en-Bresse - Chambéry
159.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/startlist

GC after stage 6:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-6-gc

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/ftU1CKRb#sx5_3nkUokMUQugshKthm8z2lgnIOVhOQsWtSqKO-lU

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france-femmes/2025/stage-7/live
https://racecenter.letourfemmes.fr/en/

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD / RTBF / VRT / RTVE / NOS / SRG SSR
15:00 CET

/b/h//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHeHOb3E-2g

Give it a turnover of the mind

/MFingBurgerHours/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Mw8r5gW8E

>Store closes at 22:00
>Used the last sheet of TP at 22:12
>Didn;t get all of it

Had to take wipe my behind in the shower, anything more humiliating in life than a Bangkok shower in your own damn apartment?

Happy transfers day berts

>>150045637
let the press releases begin

>>150045270
I find it hard to believe that that descent finish is Hansen-approved.

>>150045666
i wonder how much the fee is to be the finish of a tour de femmes ""mountain"" stage

>>150045678
The coomers of Chambéry have come together, so to speak, and paid a handsome price for the privilege

>>150045270
>downhill finish
this kills the Gigante

once again convinced mou is a bert

>I watched mostly every minute of the tdf, but only the highlights of the tdf femme avec zwift
Please God forgive me

>>150038680
could be doable

>>150042478
I recognize that online shop.

>>150042104
>we have Didi Senft at home:

Here we go, the last stage

>>150046337
mmm, ice cream

>>150046337
Closer gc than this year tdf

>>150046337
nigga just upload them to your blog

Lipo looks like young Bob Dylan. That's it. That's the tweet.

fuck yeah we're back with the officially ranked 8th monument

>>150046783
>The slow one now
>Will later be fast

Very beautiful woman

Stuyven to quickstep!

Remco to Bora waiting room

>>150046802
Why is Remking not riding it? Still mindbroken?

>>150046951
pls pay attention to his schizo ramblings on instagram
I can't remember. his back is sore or something

>>150046951
he was shit only 2 weeks ago, fat chance that changed in such a short time period

>>150046950
We don’t want him

>>150046965
kek

>>150046971
Keep coping epowitz will be a good dom for the king

Could be some big moves this year

The countdown begins

>The Rog Cycling Club and Pogi Team, in cooperation with the Municipality of Komenda, are preparing a big spectacle in Komenda. Since 2019, Komenda has been hosting the Tadej Pogačar Cup in the form of a criterium race, where competitors compete for points every few laps. Until now, the race has taken place in the Komenda industrial zone and has been scheduled between the time trial and the national championship road race at the end of June.

>This year, Pogačar's criterium will grow, as the organisers have managed to raise the level of the race by attracting some cycling stars with the help of the now four-time winner of the Tour de France.

>Criterium de Pogi will feature Pogačar, Michael Mathews, Isaac Del Toro, Tim Wellens, Valerio Conti, Eddie Dunbar, Matteo Trentin, Pavel Sivakov, Luka Mezgec, Matej Mohorič, Domen Novak, Matevž Govekar

>>150047064
Waar Roglic?

>>150047104
on the beach sipping margaritas

>>150047064
what happens when matthews dies midcrit from blood clots

>>150046768
fuck off vadim, he is one of the few effort posters we have here

>>150047266
only if jonas DIES before the start, hopefully in a gruesome manner

>>150045270
Worth mentioning the alsacean pro peloton (2.2) rides the VERY prestigious alto de chicas hermosas

>>150047278
The vuelta needs a brutal Jonas chute to make it kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U8xmzvAJTg

Anyone want to argue that crashes aren't kino? No? Thought not. Cycling without crashes and risk would be fucking dreadful.

>>150047301
He will crack. Trine demands a new kitchen.

>>150047050
i'm sure that wellens stays with uae. i wonder if there's a team willing to invest in kooij (not enough opportunities at visma). also curious to see where vacek is going.

>>150047562
Vacek needs to leave, everyone who isn't pedersen, milan, skjelmose or ciccone need to leave. They rarely get any opportunities and Vacek wins a stage of the giro if he wasn't shackled to pedersen. On the flip side, he was a driving force in those wins as a team mate and did extremely well. He'll stay, I'm certain. Or he'll go to UAE.

I thought the Kooij to decathlon was a done deal though? Curious I#ve heard nothign about that for a while now. Carapaz should be interesting. He's done well but hasn't delivered the big win they expected from him. Now they have a potential GC rider in Healy they could probably comfortably invest elsewhere. Basically the entire list are riders who are from the previous generation. I wonder how many will be resigned or transfer to equally big teams. Like Costa, not sure what they're getting from him at this point other than experience. Majka too, he's still looking great but they have young riders who'd bite their hands off for the same opportunity to slave at the GT's. Buchmann should retire. Probably going to be a pretty considerable change in guard in the peloton I think.

New Burial dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t8QPdaVe8U

>>150047666
trannyshit

>another rainy day
guess I'm not riding, not my problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STj894Ex2Z8

Why is Kasia into this absolute sausage lmao? He seems likable but it's surprising he got so far into his career. Seems like a soft headcase.

>didn't use power

Truly an irishbert at heart

>>150047983
He’s a cuck and enjoys picking bulls for her

>>150047983
>What does she see in this tall, handsome guy, who seems very chill and nice to be around?

>>150048173
But africa reverted to what it was before the colonists, after the europeans left. The entire continent is a never ending warzone of ambiguous tribal factions killing each other over territorial expansion and generational grudges, with genocide and famine sprinkled on top. This was true 20 years ago when we were sending aid to Darfur, this was true 20 years before that when Bob Geldoff was inspired to host Live Aid, and the only reason it wasn't true 20 years before THAT is because the europeans were still in the process of abandoning their colonial holdings

>>150048173
>muh Mansa Musa
sub-saharan takes are always so fucking funny

>>150048221
Cucky onions who presents as an autistic schizophrenic. Retired early because he's a headcase. Spends his day making 'art'.

She could have had any stud she wanted and she picks a c list runner who barely achieved anything. Seems like a cool dude. Other models of ex-pros are available.

>>150048173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsyHbj_SHGA&ab_channel=Peace-Of-Mind

Apologies for Off topic, be we live in Alsace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tnDeYv8zYM

reminder to not pick rider that did well in the TDF for tomorrow

>>150048173
I might agree if he means that in a Ted Kaczynski way

>>150048379
I'll pick onley, don't care

>>150047983
(((phinney)))...

Watched maybe the most uncomfortable sport gambling addiction video absolutely wild, absolutely disgusting that booze and gambling are constantly advertised yet the UK government want to age restrict every platform they can? Porn now needs verification? Then why the fuck is booze constantly advertised with gambling? When youtube ad blocker doesn't work it's constant adverts from booze and gambling. All over buses and banners in public.

Sport betting is fun but it is just russian roulette like alcohol and drugs. 1 in 20 chance you're an addict. GRIM.

>>150048319
I miss super planche des belles filles

>>150047983
>it's surprising he got so far into his career
he's a nepo baby

Total Demi Domination today

>>150048975
Dude was quite talented. Just a gigantic weakmind

>>150048811
porn companies and sites are mostly american, so it doesn't really hurt us banning them but I'm sure gambling will be limited in the future

>>150049046
They had a big drive against tobacco here for a few years, saying they'd ban this current generation being able to buy tobacco for life essentially even if they're over 18. If you're born after 2008 for example, no tobacco ever. They of course back tracked because that's incredibly stupid and short sighted. Tobacco also brings in an enormous amount of tax as you say, so these industries are a net benefit to the government. The video I watched, the dude was 2 million in the hole and it wasn't even his money. It was borrowed from friends and family and random people, as well as enormous loans. He was about to kill himself over it.

The amount of economic activity due to gamblers is just incredible, alcohol tax is ever increasing, as is tobacco tax. Alcohol has gone up considerable amount from when I regularly drank, so 2 years and part of that is inflation as well as tax. Sugar tax is now a thing here, as well as 'junk food' taxes but don't let that stop big fast food outlets from advertising of course.

Internet is fucked, it's uncontrollable and is destroying society. Online discussion is not however, it's the slop through social media, the predatory use of internet through scams, endless advertising, social engineering etc. It's ironic that the discussion about these topics are targeted, not the actual damaging content.

Internet is dead anyway, rarely do I find genuine media made to inform you without there being a sub message in the form of advertisement or social engineering. Youtube seems to have made any form of natural content very difficult to find, instead the feed is just adverts in the form of journalism. And that is basically what journalism/news is on the internet these days. Information harvesting, social engineering and advertisements. Cookies are now locked, so you'd have to pay to decline the cookies on a lot of sites. Nice side step. Internet is completely fucked.

what happened to our boy

>>150049166
Gambling makes the government a lot of money as well. Porn doesn't because only people that cycle without helmets pay for porn and the government only gets a small cut anyway.

>>150049187
>Got lucky in one Vuelta, tried to turn himself into a GT rider
>Fell off a bridge and almost died
Pick one

ROGLIC to ride the Klasikoa for some reason

These things a super comfy1

>>150049433
He still has energy from all the not trying he did in the Tour

Watch the femmes

>>150049524
give me a single (1) good reason

>>150049475
we need to bring skirts for men back

>>150049550
ass

>>150049598
You can't tell me that wasn't a deliberate attempt to cause a chute

>>150049565
>>150049590
>>150049598
>>150049608
jokes aside the peloton became a bit more professional, but i don't get something about women cycling
they try to shill it so hard and say that they have a lot of viewers and everything, but the whole peloton is extremely old, shouldn't they "invest" in younger girls for the peloton

>>150049550
Marianne Vos will go down on your pp if you do

>>150049550
Betrayals, chutes, knuckleheads tactics, seething and raging.
It's basically junior racing with 10 years old mentality and tactics.

>>150049608
>battered women

>>150049671
What happened there?

The gf

German TV talking about poop again

>>150049752
she looks like a türke with down syndrome

>>150049752
she looks evil

>>150049799
be glad they're only talking about it for once

RACE IS GETTING JONAS'D LIVE IN ALSACE

Mauritius on a rise

>>150049844
weather seems fine. what's the hold up?

>>150049799
Need Hanka to shit on me

>>150049903
there was a chute and there's no ambulance available right now.

>>150049903
chute fatale (not on camera) so they ran out of ambulances

>>150049820
>>150049810
t. bauern

>>150049909
>>150049914
oh wow, it happened again

Hopefully STÜSSI is unharmed and ready to go paranormal

>>150049894
African runners look like this?

are dachshund official dogs of peloton? seems like there's a lot of them

>>150049979
listen here, bert

>>150049986
It's one dog that gets passed around

Luv women
Luv cycling
Don't watch women's cycling
Simple as, 'fraid so

>>150049979
>>150050003
have a look at their facebook

Ferrand Prevot with the chiseled jawline

>>150050185
Lost 1:30 in like 10 minutes, we may see some peak womyn moment

Dubs and Kasia dies on the descent

>>150049550
>>150050204

Colin STÜSSI ready to go thermonuclaire

what exactly is her plan, on the 9km climb?

>>150050185
The main group lost 1 minute in 5 minutes of ads lmao

>>150050239
press the button that turns on the motor

>>150050239
get a world tour contract with guaranteed wage again. she has to ride a specialized with ultegra like a normie right now. no s-works with dura ace for her.

>>150050262
fair point

so this whole "grand tour" actually has only 1.5 GC stages?

I love looking at women

>>150050326
mountain stages?
Yes, and they don't even finish the stage on those mountains. They really don't want Gigante to win.

>>150050323
these clothes are everywhere nowadays

Fucking peloton

>>150050353
they finish on Madeleine tomorrow

>>150050346
I'm baffled how some riders look kind of chubby from behind on the bike when they are all skinny as fuck

>>150050375
my bad
but still disappointing route this year tbqh

>Saint-François Longchamp
and his weaker copatriot, Saint-François Shortchud

wtf i though bnb iks banned in fracne

>>150050375
Gigante going tear the whole peleton apart tomorrow

>>150050409
restricted

squeekban

Squeakan going for two stages in a row

attaque nucleaire

>>150050416
this shit should be b anned in EU

Squiban no chill lol just hammer it again and again

>>150050422
It should be banned everywhere. No business should be able to purchase homes

Who is E. Leclerc?

>>150050466
supermarket chain

Denmark (Savoie)

>>150050466
brother of charles

Get ready for chutes
Taking bets who chutes first

>>150050422
If you still count on the EU to stand up to big business...

more exciting then the mens tour

Gr. STÜSSI slurping
Marcel BELOKI goes solo

slow mo cut incoming