For the frenchmen of the west, from which no horizon is too far away if you're horny enough, there to be given the strange and mysterious ways of the nipponese land, so that the light of weeaboonesss may shine even when the land of the rising sun sleeps.

For the italians of the south, from which no culture does not find its innermost source, there to be given the legendary licence of Disney comics, to shape the duck ladies in new graceful and titillating forms ever skirting the line of what is acceptable to show to the children of the Mouse.

And for the finnish of the north, whose heart is cold and barren, whose land harbors the Man o' Shades and all his ilks, there to be given the terrible skills to turn anything they wish into a work of art and lust and immorality.

Together this trivmvirate shall conquers all of Europa until the old world weeps, and the lands beyond will be powerless against their expansion.