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8/9/2025, 8:07:04 PM
>Player at my table goes Land->Sol Ring->Arcane Signet
>I tell him he's being a fucking idiot for running mana rocks because he's going to clog on them lategame and the ones he plays early are just going to eat a stray Vandalblast
>Next guy plays Rite of Flame into Walking Atlas
>I look at my hand
>Literally nothing that can stop him from snowballing to a win because MLD is banned
>I inform the table we need to gang up on the guy with Walking Atlas because he's going to stomp the table with his land ramp
>They all look at me like I'm crazy and say for some reason we need to focus the guy with some useless mana rocks
>Whatever, I'm way better anyway, I'll do it myself
>Few turns pass
>Mana rocks guy plays an Isochron Scepter then imprints Dramatic Reversal, plays some irrelevant creatures and leaves himself with 2 lands in hand
>I'm thinking about how he's a fucking idiot because he's just overcommitting to the board
>Finally I'm ready to stop the real threat of the table
>Play Enlightened Tutor to get Crucible of Worlds
>Play Crucible of Worlds and Strip Mine
>Start taking out the lands of the guy with Walking Atlas
>He asks me what the fuck I'm doing playing MLD against him when there's another threat at the table
>I inform him that he is the threat because he's ramping, and this isn't MLD, it's a lock
>He gives me the look of some sub-50 IQ greennigger that can't understand why playing the most OP color ever invented means you need to be focused
>He just scoops it up and leaves
>Table tries to console him for some reason. He was about to run away with the game and I stopped him
>Artifacts guy says he's going to win next turn and he doesn't know why I tunneled the guy for just playing a Walking Atlas
>I link him my YouTube video about how land ramp is literally unstoppable and green is overpowered
>The two remaining players give me the green player look
>I tell him he's being a fucking idiot for running mana rocks because he's going to clog on them lategame and the ones he plays early are just going to eat a stray Vandalblast
>Next guy plays Rite of Flame into Walking Atlas
>I look at my hand
>Literally nothing that can stop him from snowballing to a win because MLD is banned
>I inform the table we need to gang up on the guy with Walking Atlas because he's going to stomp the table with his land ramp
>They all look at me like I'm crazy and say for some reason we need to focus the guy with some useless mana rocks
>Whatever, I'm way better anyway, I'll do it myself
>Few turns pass
>Mana rocks guy plays an Isochron Scepter then imprints Dramatic Reversal, plays some irrelevant creatures and leaves himself with 2 lands in hand
>I'm thinking about how he's a fucking idiot because he's just overcommitting to the board
>Finally I'm ready to stop the real threat of the table
>Play Enlightened Tutor to get Crucible of Worlds
>Play Crucible of Worlds and Strip Mine
>Start taking out the lands of the guy with Walking Atlas
>He asks me what the fuck I'm doing playing MLD against him when there's another threat at the table
>I inform him that he is the threat because he's ramping, and this isn't MLD, it's a lock
>He gives me the look of some sub-50 IQ greennigger that can't understand why playing the most OP color ever invented means you need to be focused
>He just scoops it up and leaves
>Table tries to console him for some reason. He was about to run away with the game and I stopped him
>Artifacts guy says he's going to win next turn and he doesn't know why I tunneled the guy for just playing a Walking Atlas
>I link him my YouTube video about how land ramp is literally unstoppable and green is overpowered
>The two remaining players give me the green player look
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