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Anonymous No.96282327 >>96282332 >>96282333 >>96282337 >>96282370 >>96282376 >>96282502 >>96284945 >>96285158
/edhg/ - edh/commander general
Previous thread >>96279188
They/Them Edition
Edition

>Most recent bracket system update
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-april-22-2025

>Outline article introducing the bracket system
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta

>Current banlist
https://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned

>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committee
https://mtgcommander.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet
https://www.edhrec.com

>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices
https://www.archidekt.com
https://www.moxfield.com
https://www.tappedout.net

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity
https://managathering.com


>Card search
https://scryfall.com

>Make custom cards
https://magicseteditor.boards.net
https://mtg.design
https://mtgcardsmith.com

>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheap
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM

>How to proxy using any printer
https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com

Fourty (40) starting life is objectively superior to thirty (30)

>Precons
https://magicprecons.com

>TQ
Any card in Spider-Man set that you're looking forward to?
Anonymous No.96282332
>>96282327 (OP)
I forgot to preorder that stupid toy
Anonymous No.96282333
>>96282327 (OP)
>TQ
Anonymous No.96282335 >>96282341
Anonymous No.96282337 >>96283041
>>96282327 (OP)
>tq
Gwen Stacy
Anonymous No.96282341 >>96282355
>>96282335
make magic old again
Anonymous No.96282344
>>96282276
>that artifact counter deck
>too strong
literally what
but if someone complained about your terra saga deck, they are 100% in the right. it is extremely annoying and time-consuming to track all the triggers and check if you aren't making mistakes in your favor. saga decks are the only decks I refuse to play against.
Anonymous No.96282349 >>96282373
Anonymous No.96282355 >>96282477
>>96282341
Fuck yeah, I hope they hire people who can't draw again. We can defend their shitty drawings in 30 years and pretend it's soulful.
Anonymous No.96282361
Ivybros... this is it
Anonymous No.96282370
>>96282327 (OP)
>Any card in Spider-Man set that you're looking forward to?
Currently? Not really. Waiting for the Mysterio card. He's the best spidey villain.
Anonymous No.96282373 >>96282386
>>96282349
missing an 'and' in the additional cost
making the 'you lose' part tied only to the additional costs that don't do anything seems kinda like a cop-out.
goad isn't a keyword like flying, when you goad creatures they don't "gain goad." you'd have to say something like "are no longer goaded"
also shove suspected on there somehow
Anonymous No.96282375 >>96282395
it not about how old the cards is. it's about what WotC wants their artists to draw. pic related is a prime example of a good artists that gets forced more and more to produce corporate slop.
Anonymous No.96282376
>>96282327 (OP)
No commanders with Spider-Man is a big mistake in my opinion. They'll probably never do another set without commanders in two years.
Anonymous No.96282381
Snvn2
Anonymous No.96282384
>TQ
I was excited about Doc Ock, then I saw his cards and lost all interest.
Anonymous No.96282385 >>96282392 >>96282399
I see "slop" I hide the tab.
Simple as,
Anonymous No.96282386 >>96282402
>>96282373
>additional costs that don't do anything seems kinda like a cop-out.
Escalate is worded like that
Anonymous No.96282390 >>96282393 >>96282398 >>96282400 >>96282409 >>96282425 >>96282450
Post coomer shit. Be it proxies or old cards from when wizards was cool
Anonymous No.96282392
>>96282385
>outright refuses to look at modern magic cards
unfathomably based
Anonymous No.96282393
>>96282390
No, I don't think I will.
Anonymous No.96282395 >>96282411
>>96282375
>what? greg does great work, what are you talking about
>scyfall by recent
>lord of pain, poster rakdos, asscreed, lara croft, doctor who, monty python
I mean. he's still a very good artist.
Anonymous No.96282398
>>96282390
fine, have a forest I regularly jerk off to
Anonymous No.96282399
>>96282385
aww but I love slop
Anonymous No.96282400 >>96282409 >>96282428 >>96282689 >>96283689
>>96282390
I'm jacking off to this, Poole's probably a furry.
Anonymous No.96282402 >>96282403
>>96282386
I mean you don't get anything for bargaining or kicking, just the option to lose the game.
also technically you might be able to get away with putting all three on the same line, separated by commas.
Anonymous No.96282403
>>96282402
The website generating the card did it like that
Anonymous No.96282409
>>96282390
More coomer stuff for you
>>96282400
He's most certainly a giant faggot. Just look at these abs.
Anonymous No.96282410
>parnesse, blue braids, show and tell, choice of damnations, dance with calamity
>rex nebula and every robot/mecha/space craft I can fit
>no tutors, rhystic, rift, etc
>’your decks looks like a value pile and would hate playing against you’
Anonymous No.96282411
>>96282395
he undoubtedly is. the problem really is WotC demanding from artists to produce these weird sanitized designs that look like cheap and weird digital comicbook cover illustrations. their entire D&D art sector is overrun by these ugly design choices.
Anonymous No.96282412
das it mane
Anonymous No.96282425 >>96282429 >>96282430
>>96282390
Apropos coomer, anybody else saw the webm of this happening irl? Guy was on his back tho
Anonymous No.96282428 >>96282432 >>96282689
>>96282400
At least jack off to the quality stuff. (Captcha is GOYAH)
Anonymous No.96282429 >>96282451
>>96282425
Just look at those muscles, reminds me of old porn mags for fags. Poole is a humongous homosexual.
He's the uncle of the guy who made 4chan by the way.
Anonymous No.96282430
>>96282425
are you asking if anyone watched terrorists executing people
Anonymous No.96282432
>>96282428
Poole makes quality, Fuck you!
Shut the fuck up and get out of here!
Anonymous No.96282450
>>96282390
Anonymous No.96282451
>>96282429
Could be that Poole traced one of those, devilish, you're outing yourself if you call him out for it. The perfect crime.
Anonymous No.96282467 >>96282481
I WANT A COMMANDER THAT INTERACTS WITH VANISHING
Anonymous No.96282477 >>96282483
>>96282355
Sure they were shitty but if you think it's "pretending" that a genuine project of passion had more soul than over-retarded-corporate-weiss-schwarz-the-gathering that's on you, buddy.
Anonymous No.96282481
>>96282467
Tenth Doctor
Anonymous No.96282483
>>96282477
They were not shitty. Didn't you get the memo? We're still pretending that they're good because they're old.
Anonymous No.96282497 >>96282517
>cute face
>cute bum
>immune to stealing and removal
>bring back any creature you have
Anonymous No.96282502 >>96282511 >>96282552
>>96282327 (OP)
>Any card in Spider-Man set that you're looking forward to?
Not really.
I hate UB but like some of the spiderverse characters, so WotC really had a chance with me, especially since they've finally killed those fuck-ugly UB borders.
But my favorite characters are Gwen Stacey and Carnage

They made 2 fucking monored Gwens which is just fucking terrible. She's not remotely monored, she's actually one of the most level-headed characters in the spiderverse. And to boot, they called one of her cards "Spider Gwen" when that obviously isn't her fucking name in universe, it's the name of the comic and the fan name for her character. In universe she's just Spider Woman or Ghost Spider. There is a Ghost Spider card too, which just makes it confusing. I have no idea why they went with different names for different cards.
Her jeskai card is fine. I think azorius would still be better colors for her, but fine she can be jeskai. Effect is underwhelming.

And then they made a Gwenom card. Again, not the character's fucking name. Only the fans called her Gwenom, it makes no fucking sense for the card to be called that. And the effect is crazy busted, play cards off top deck by paying life. So that'll probably be at least a $20 card if not more.

Carnage's effect is just fucking terrible. He's legendary, but they put "mayhem" on him, which is the set's version of madness, so that whole aspect of his card text is useless to you if you want him as your commander, unless you want to do some convoluted chain to put him into your hand just to discard him. And his main card text is only on ETB and not on attack, so basically he wants to be blinked, in fucking rakdos of all colors. There's not really anything to do with him other than let him die and reanimate him, and there are so many better targets to reanimate there's really no point.
Anonymous No.96282506 >>96282667 >>96284966
>A full refund has been issued through TCGplayer for order #
>Message Notes from the Seller: Inventory misplaced.
huh. that's a new one on me.
Anonymous No.96282511 >>96282516
>>96282502
Anonymous No.96282516 >>96282526
>>96282511
>it is imperative that I reply to you to tell you I didn't read your post even though I am not a part of this conversation
Your parents will die ashamed of you btw
Anonymous No.96282517 >>96282525 >>96282527 >>96282539 >>96282556 >>96282562 >>96283013 >>96284837
>>96282497
Anonymous No.96282525 >>96282539
>>96282517
>Saffi's effect works only once. If the target creature dies and is then returned to the battlefield, it's considered to be a new creature. If that new creature dies, it won't come back
Anonymous No.96282526
>>96282516
The funny thing is that I actually DID read it
Anonymous No.96282527
>>96282517
DELETE THIS
Anonymous No.96282539
>>96282517
FF added General Leo, which is a bad card, but he has a Sun Titan ETB and I mean you've got Timely Hordemate on there.

>>96282525
You're looping Saffi and your pick-one combo piece. Sac Saffi targeting the combo creature. Sac the creature to your sac outlet. Saffi's trigger goes off, returning the creature to the battlefield. The creature's ETB goes off, you target Saffi in your GY. Return Saffi to the battlefield. Goto step 1.
Anonymous No.96282544 >>96282551 >>96282555 >>96283082 >>96284738
I know I'd be dead by the time I could play this but damn I wanna
Anonymous No.96282551
>>96282544
It's just a shittier Genesis Wave. When green has that much mana, it might as well have double.
Anonymous No.96282552
>>96282502
Okay I was with you until the carnage bit. It’s not convoluted at all to bring creatures from your grave back to hand in black. It just means that if he dies you can put him into the yard and get him back for cheap. You also can play red/black clone spells to make copies to get the effect off. Also if the creature has a tap ability you never have to swing it in. You sound bad.
Anonymous No.96282555
>>96282544
Don't let your memes be dreams, anon.
Anonymous No.96282556 >>96282564
>>96282517
gross but I'm not seeing where
>each opponent sacrifices every creature
comes from. destroy sure but not sac
Anonymous No.96282562
>>96282517
Legal in bracket 2 btw
Anonymous No.96282564
>>96282556
that's the art for martyr's bond, grave pact's older brother.
Anonymous No.96282569 >>96282574 >>96282608 >>96282614 >>96282636 >>96282677 >>96282680
fuck blue players
Anonymous No.96282574 >>96282583
>>96282569
>casts counterspell
Anonymous No.96282583
>>96282574
c'mon man, it's just 4 life
it's EDH you start with 40, you can pay 8 life
you're a control deck, even if you're starting a little bit behind by losing 12 life you can stablize
you can pay 16 life on turn 2 to keep your hand, it's fine, we get it
Anonymous No.96282602 >>96282764 >>96282773
Lol at Soifessor saying if you don't watch the ads he's going to have to get a day job
https://youtu.be/TqOHJXpD6Xg?t=1227
20:27

Do it, bitch. No one should expect to make money playing fucking card games on the internet. """Content creators""" have had it too good for too long.
Anonymous No.96282608 >>96282612
>>96282569
I will pay the 28 life AIEEEEE DON'T BURN ME SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
Anonymous No.96282612 >>96282620 >>96282628 >>96282630
>>96282608
>SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
this meme makes me laugh every fucking time, where did this come from?
Anonymous No.96282614
>>96282569
cant believe you would do that to levar burton
Anonymous No.96282620
>>96282612
HP Lovecraft going insane from colors he doesn't recognize
Anonymous No.96282628 >>96282634
>>96282612
Anonymous No.96282630 >>96282666 >>96282699 >>96283641
>>96282612
It was making fun of HP Lovecraft writing "indescribable" eldritch horrors that he then proceeds to describe in a way that could be interpreted as only slightly out of the ordinary when you remove the grandiose adjectives.
Anonymous No.96282634
>>96282628
This guy seems like he plays dimir.
Anonymous No.96282636 >>96282645
>>96282569
I refuse to remind bluefags that I have vexing bauble on the battlefield.
You are trying to cast deflecting swat for free? I'll remind you.
Flare of fortitude? I'll remind you
Force of will? Fuck you retard, I'll let you know its countered. No take backs.
Anonymous No.96282645 >>96282801
>>96282636
I'm the one playing Vexing Bauble in my blue deck.
Anonymous No.96282662 >>96282673
https://moxfield.com/decks/8BbcrofgFUCQQxkZ3b-gLA
thots on this deck so far?
Anonymous No.96282666
>>96282630
Wait really? What's the context of what he described? I'm amused
Anonymous No.96282667
>>96282506
This happened to me me before, don't be a bitch like me and please mention it when you rate them so that this seller gets a worse rating after a while
Anonymous No.96282672 >>96282675 >>96282678 >>96282679 >>96282688 >>96282705 >>96283002 >>96283266
>command zone finally hosted trannies
Nothing is sacred
Anonymous No.96282673
>>96282662
Too reliant on Maskwood Nexus.
Anonymous No.96282675 >>96282745
>>96282672
Josh Lee Kwai is on trt also called hrt. He's the biggest tranny in that pic.
Anonymous No.96282677
>>96282569
What's an interrupt nowadays? What if I have 0 interrupt cards, but plenty of blue instant cards?
Anonymous No.96282678
>>96282672
the one on the right is hot so it's fine
Anonymous No.96282679
>>96282672
Unfortunately this is the audience that WOTC is cultivating. I don't know if there's a market for a chudpilled MTG tuber.
Anonymous No.96282680 >>96282686 >>96282689
>>96282569
>1996
The day when mtg died. Why is that guy black? Didn't wotc know that blacks weren't their biggest playerbase?
Anonymous No.96282686 >>96282693
>>96282680
mirage was actually fine, I love the pan-african/middle-eastern flavor of the whole block
t. chud
Anonymous No.96282688 >>96282704 >>96283038
>>96282672
Are they trannies or drag queens?
Anonymous No.96282689 >>96282692
>>96282428
>>96282400
Kill yourself, furfag.

>>96282680
That's a year, not a day. I don't think arabs are a big MTG audience either but we still got Arabian Nights...
Anonymous No.96282692
>>96282689
MATING PRESS NICOL BOLAS
Anonymous No.96282693 >>96282710 >>96283649
>>96282686
You're the first one to get culled when the race wars happen, we can't have retards like you in our ranks.
t. white supremacist
Anonymous No.96282699 >>96282733 >>96282748 >>96282795
>>96282630
I don't get why he's so popular. I bought his complete works and only could get through half of it because it felt like he kept writing the same story over and over again.
Anonymous No.96282704 >>96282711
>>96282688
There is literally no difference between those two other than the amount of time they spend pretending to be a woman. Both will talk about supporting the "trans community" etc.

I wish more women would view drag shit as gender-based blackface, but unfortunately normie women fucking love seeing men act outrageously gay because it feels safer than masculinity.
If you can say "you ate that, gurrrrrl!" to some dude with his face painted like a clown, he probably won't rape you.
Anonymous No.96282705 >>96282711 >>96282872 >>96283318
>>96282672
Drag queens aren't trannies. They identify as men, they just like dressing like women.
Anonymous No.96282710 >>96282720 >>96284735
>>96282693
Too bad. Mirage is a perfect example of what I'd actually want to see done if you're already pursuing an agenda of "diversity." It was an earnestly made fantasy setting that didn't say SEE LOOK AFRICAN BLACK PEOPLE THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE SOME OTHER THING THING BUT WITH BLACK PEOPLE or resort to hatshit or forced inclusion.
Anonymous No.96282711 >>96282717
>>96282705
See >>96282704
Anonymous No.96282717 >>96282724
>>96282711
That's real fucking neato you just linking to you being wrong.
Anonymous No.96282720
>>96282710
No problem, I know that dullards like you will always have excuses. You will get killed by one of your own. For the betterment of the human race
Anonymous No.96282724
>>96282717
Cry about it, troon.
Anonymous No.96282733 >>96282748 >>96282772 >>96282795
>>96282699
Is he popular? I think he's influential among creative types i.e. they love ripping him off, but not really popular in the general sense.
Anonymous No.96282743
ZESTY
Anonymous No.96282745
>>96282675
And the other gook got gender affirming surgery recently (hair plugs)
Anonymous No.96282748 >>96282772
>>96282733
>>96282699
He pioneered cosmic horror as a genre, published it at just the right time (and in the right magazine) to get noticed, and was also a friend of other authors and co-contributor to a shared universe (he was happy anyone would write stories in his genre/world and created one of the first essentially open source settings)
Anonymous No.96282764 >>96282791
>>96282602
He could just fire one of his 7 employees and downsize, but one of his best friends is Josh and Lee Kwai and they're both very very dumb and think behaving like cancer (growing and growing and growing) is the only way to be successful.
Anonymous No.96282772 >>96282788 >>96282803 >>96283974
>>96282733
That would be my assessment yes.
>>96282748
Yeah but no one actually READS Lovecraft anymore. People know Cuthulu, they know the names Shadow Over Innsmouth and The Dunwich Horrow, and maybe some of the sillier sounding names like Shub-Niggurath. If you're a fucking weeb you might know Nyarlathotep. If you're a turbo nerd you might know "Cthulhu fhtagn"
But people aren't reading Lovecraft themselves, they're absorbing these concepts through derivative media like the dozens of Cthulhu video games, RPGs like Call of Cthulhu and shit like that.

It's a bit like how everyone pretty much knows how Frankenstein goes but you're unlikely to meet someone who's read it.
Anonymous No.96282773
>>96282602
the absolute entitlement of this fat bitch
Anonymous No.96282788
>>96282772
Mindflayers are most likely ripped off from Lovecraft, it's in DND and it's in mtg now.
Anonymous No.96282791 >>96282808
>>96282764
>they're both very very dumb and think behaving like cancer (growing and growing and growing) is the only way to be successful.
Every fucking "content creator" is like this and it gets so tiresome.
That retard Maldavius Figtree PAYS his Twitch jannies, he boasts about giving them health insurance and dental etc. And then when he fucks up and loses huge chunks of his audience he starts bitching about how being mean to him is going to put his employees out of work.
It was never a sane thing to arrange for people to be financially dependent on you in return for moderating your fucking live chat.

But they all think they can do it. They all think they can become a real company like Rooster Teeth. What happened to Rooster Teeth? Oh they expanded to a staff of hundreds, pushed out some very mediocre original animations and went bankrupt.
Anonymous No.96282795 >>96282800 >>96282806
>>96282699
That's interesting, can you tell me more about how Mountains of Madness and Dunwich Horror are the same story?
>>96282733
His influence and reach is insane. He is pretty much the grandfather of depictions of cults summoning dark beings in all major modern pop-cultures. He wrote stories about old alien cultures hidden in Antarctica, about alien reptilians living beneath the earth and humans being their cattle, and about influence of elder beings slowly corrupting you until you do their bidding.
Anonymous No.96282800 >>96282812 >>96283565
>>96282795
>He is pretty much the grandfather of depictions of cults summoning dark beings in all major modern pop-cultures. He wrote stories about old alien cultures hidden in Antarctica, about alien reptilians living beneath the earth and humans being their cattle, and about influence of elder beings slowly corrupting you until you do their bidding.
All of that sounds very generic and not something that he invented at all. He probably just popularized those ideas amongst nerds.
Sounds like you're not very familiar with the occult, mythology, history, fantasy and science fiction.
Anonymous No.96282801
>>96282645
It should be another nonland permanent you control
And Paul should be placed under an opponent's control.
Anonymous No.96282803
>>96282772
>Yeah but no one actually READS Lovecraft anymore
you can say that about any author. people don't read LOTR, they watch the movies (I'm guilty of that despite being an avid reader). how many people do you think read Neuromancer, the bible to all things cyberpunk related?
the question was why Lovecraft is popular, you got your answer.
Anonymous No.96282806 >>96282815 >>96282816 >>96282829 >>96283051
>>96282795
>His influence and reach is insane. He is pretty much the grandfather of...
Anon, you're not responding to what was said.
That anon clearly made a distinction between being INFLUENTIAL and being POPULAR
You can be influential in that lots of things now rip you off, but how popular is your work now?

Classic example, Superman. Wildly INFLUENTIAL on superheroes, on hero origin stories, inspired direct rip offs like Dragonball Z. But how POPULAR is Superman today? What are the sales of Superman comics like? How high does Superman rank on lists of favorite heroes? I wouldn't be surprised if he was no longer even top 5.

If you want a weebier example, Fist of the North Star was insanely influential on battle manga, but it was totally eclipsed by derivatives like JoJo's and dozens of other battle manga and anime since then. They all owe so much to Fist of the North Star and some of them even have direct references to it, but it's influenced has far outstripped its popularity.
Anonymous No.96282808 >>96282819
>>96282791
The videos of prof went down in quality after he hired more people and he stopped making videos that made him popular in the first place: reviews of sleeves and boxes.
Anonymous No.96282809
Yuriko + Cultist of the Absolute
Combo, or nombo?
Anonymous No.96282812 >>96282825 >>96282831
>>96282800
>All of that sounds very generic
only because you have been exposed to his ideas thousands of times via pop-culture by now
>Sounds like you're not very familiar with
correct. there are so many works out there, I could never read them all. if you have some recommendations of cosmic horror before Lovecraft, I'll gladly look into it.
Anonymous No.96282815 >>96282826 >>96282855
>>96282806
DBZ isn't a rip of superman, it's an extremely fucked adaptation of an old Chinese story.
Anonymous No.96282816 >>96282826
>>96282806
And FoTNS ripped off mad max and mad max didn't invent post-apocalyptic stories. And then you get to the ultimate conclusion which is that all stories have been told already.
Anonymous No.96282819 >>96282830
>>96282808
Many such cases!
I was never much of a fan of his but I'll always remember this video from a year or two ago where his tranny script writer wrote in a reference to something and then wrote in a joke about him not knowing what it is because he's old. I don't even fucking remember what it was, I just remember it being so jarring watching this guy openly say that he lets someone else put words in his mouth even if he doesn't know what they're talking about
Anonymous No.96282825 >>96283572
>>96282812
>cosmic horror
Such a useless descriptor. Like so many other "genres" that dumbass nerds like you love.
Anonymous No.96282826 >>96282834
>>96282815
Does your skull have a dent in it? Like Goku himself, were you dropped on your head as an infant?
DRAGONBALL is Journey to the West, yes.
DRAGONBALL *Z* is Superman.

It literally retcons Goku to be one of the last surviving members of his superpowered race that was sent to Earth alone in a pod before his planet exploded. Are you fucking dumb?

>>96282816
Okay really not relevant to the question of whether Lovecraft is still popular today regardless of how influential he admittedly was.
Anonymous No.96282829 >>96282833 >>96282835
>>96282806
>not popular in the general sense, but influential
lovecraft is no football star, but he is extremely well known in various niches. hell, I only know about him and started to read his stories because everyone keeps talking about him all the time on various boards. that guy is a star around here and even has his own memes.
Anonymous No.96282830 >>96282837
>>96282819
He makes videos about the state of modern even though he doesn't play modern. It's very off-putting.
Anonymous No.96282831 >>96283316
>>96282812
Call of Cthulhu was published less than 30 years after War of the Worlds. And before War of the Worlds, the genre of Science fiction didn't really exist Outside of Spring Heeled Jack
Most of the "Nerd" genres of media are really fucking recent in the grand scheme of things.
Anonymous No.96282833 >>96282856
>>96282829
Again I don't think you're grasping the fucking distinction here.
Yes people know Lovecraft, people know some of the contents of his work, but who today is absorbing those contents first hand rather than becoming aware of them through derivative works and never really bothering to engage with Lovecrafts actual work?
Anonymous No.96282834 >>96282840 >>96282842
>>96282826
Dragonball is all just one story, you anime watching failure. There is no distinction between db and dbz in the manga. Toriyama retconned it himself. It's also heavily influenced by Jackie Chan movies.
Anonymous No.96282835
>>96282829
I read a shit load of his stories in high school
Though admittedly that wasn't exactly recent.
Anonymous No.96282837
>>96282830
Oh yeah I think that was another thing I remember him saying. That his tranny editor plays some format he doesn't so he just lets them make points about that format using him as a mouthpiece.
I couldn't do it. I could not fucking repeat someone else's opinions as if they were my own, especially not without verifying them first.
Anonymous No.96282840 >>96282869
>>96282834
Were Goku's origins in the original dragonball even firmly established enough to have him being an alien be a retcon?
Anonymous No.96282842 >>96282851
>>96282834
>Dragonball is all just one story, you anime watching failure.
Hahahaaaa it's not. It's not at all.
It's a dozen stories in a trench coat.
>Toriyama retconned it himself.
Yes and he retconned Goku's entire backstory to be almost a 1 to 1 rip off of Superman. Are you disputing this, yes or no?
Anonymous No.96282851 >>96282855
>>96282842
I said also, you braindead retard. Yes, he ripped off superman, so what?
Anonymous No.96282855 >>96282873
>>96282851
>Yes, he ripped off superman, so what?
Okay, fucking great. So you retract what you said here >>96282815
>DBZ isn't a rip of superman
Yes or no?
Anonymous No.96282856
>>96282833
>who today is absorbing those contents first hand
the same people who did it decades ago: nerds who are thirsty for ideas over academic prowess.
Anonymous No.96282868 >>96282879
Anonymous No.96282869 >>96283134
>>96282840
Akira Toriyama is extremely based. He hated working and did everything last minute. He never thought about Goku's story from start to finish and just had time skips happen whenever he ran out of ideas. He tried to end Dragon Ball multiple times and Shonen Jump showed up with bigger piles of money each time
>hehe, I'll fucking kill Goku, they will understand that the story is over now
>well, this is a lot of money
>fuck it, resurrect him
>make it ambiguous this time (not really, the whole fucking planet blew up)
etc.
Anonymous No.96282872
>>96282705
>Drag queens aren't trannies.
>They identify as men
>they just like dressing like women.
>>>>>>>>>>>>They identify as men
Anonymous No.96282873 >>96282878 >>96283661
>>96282855
Not me. Multiple people can reply to different posts of yours, idiot.
So I won't retract what somebody else said
Anonymous No.96282877 >>96282883 >>96282884 >>96282895
I try to find cephalid in scryfall but it doesn't come out, what did they change it to?
Anonymous No.96282878 >>96282888 >>96282889
>>96282873
>Not me
Very convenient
>Multiple people can reply to different posts of yours, idiot.
Yeah and when you do so and don't declare that you're doing it, it's going to be assumed you agree with everything that has been said by the other person you're interjecting on behalf of.

Fucking newfag redditors istg.
Anonymous No.96282879
>>96282868
More of a pirates of the caribbean ripoff than anything else really.
Anonymous No.96282883
>>96282877
Octopus.
Anonymous No.96282884
>>96282877
Squid or Octopus. Can't quite recall which cephalopod they chose.
Anonymous No.96282888 >>96282892 >>96282899
>>96282878
Basically no one on this site bothers declaring that they aren't someone else.
You're also getting weirdly butthurt about what amounts to nothing.
Anonymous No.96282889 >>96283686 >>96284419
>>96282878
Your retarded post about db and dbz is still retarded. I'm so sorry that you were wrong about this and that I called you out, go back, because you don't understand how 4chan works. Reddit with its usernames might be more your speed.
Anonymous No.96282892 >>96282911
>>96282888
>Basically no one on this site bothers declaring that they aren't someone else
I can see how you'd think that since you're so new.
People say "NTA" for "not that anon". Now you know!
Anonymous No.96282895 >>96282905
>>96282877
Anonymous No.96282899 >>96282901 >>96283046
>>96282888
Some newfag started samefagging years ago adding "nta" while sucking themself off or defending themself. Like that matters. Oh you wrote "nta" that proves it.
Anonymous No.96282901 >>96282909
>>96282899
It's just something people say and getting mad about it as if it somehow belongs to a samefag is retarded.
Anonymous No.96282905
>>96282895
Don't see my boi Aboshan so I just ignore the page.
Anonymous No.96282909 >>96282920
>>96282901
Getting mad that multiple people reply to you without writing 'nta' is way more retarded, like you're proving right now.
Stay mad.
Anonymous No.96282910 >>96282916 >>96282925
Someone replied to my post and now I'm mad. Commanders for this feel?
Anonymous No.96282911 >>96282920 >>96282923
>>96282892
Yeah. Rarely.
I genuinely can't remember the last time I've seen someone bother to do that or do so myself.
Anonymous No.96282912 >>96282917 >>96282921
anyone run mass land destruction? I usually run a simic land hate deck that runs all the additional land plays and graveyard land plays with strip mine and wasteland with stormtide tsunami combo as a big fuck you to land ramp players and value lands like coffers three tree city etc
Anonymous No.96282916 >>96282919
>>96282910
Angry omnath.
Or Gargos
Anonymous No.96282917
>>96282912
Anonymous No.96282919
>>96282916
>Gargos
perfect
Anonymous No.96282920 >>96282929 >>96282934 >>96282935 >>96282960 >>96282978
>>96282909
I ain't mad about shit. You jump in on someone else's conversation and then bitch about something that person said being attributed to you.
Try and flip this all you want, all you needed to do to save your own butt from hurting was type 3 letters
>>96282911
Boy sure would be embarrassing if it was used twice in the previous thread.
>>96279992
>>96282256
Anonymous No.96282921 >>96282940
>>96282912
So if I'm reading this correctly, you use strip mine and wasteland on yourself?
Anonymous No.96282923 >>96282928
>>96282911
Wdym?
Typing nta is definitive proof that you're not that anon every oldfag knows that. And since it's not really appearing in these threads... And we're currently in a general where nta isn't appearing every often...
Oh my god, this can only mean,...

OH nooooOooOooooOOOO
Save me NIGGERMAN
Anonymous No.96282925 >>96282936
>>96282910
Anonymous No.96282928 >>96282933
>>96282923
nta, but I like Lovecraft. hope he releases some new stuff soon.
Anonymous No.96282929 >>96282939
>>96282920
And not a single time in this very thread which means only one person has been posting in this thread. You're very smart.
I'm you by the way.
Anonymous No.96282931 >>96282939
nta but I'm that anon
Anonymous No.96282933 >>96282944
>>96282928
Tolkien heard Welsh and thought "elves", Lovecraft heard Welsh and thought "monsters", ever think about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrkgdj0bVAo
Anonymous No.96282934 >>96282939 >>96282947
>>96282920
You know, this is the second time in two weeks that I've had someone try to argue against the statement "I haven't seen X"
Obviously both times were completely retarded and wrong, but it's weird that I've gone from having had someone try to argue that I HAVE in fact seen something that I haven't 0 times in my life to having it done twice in as many weeks.
But yeah, I wasn't in the previous thread ya fuckin' idiot.
You're also totally mad and clearly have been from the start. No one gets that fuckin' aggressive straight out of the gate without some serious buttblasting.
Anonymous No.96282935 >>96282939
>>96282920
I just wanted to shit into your mouth because you're a retard and said something completely wrong about dragon ball, not my problem that you assumed that I was the other guy. Stay mad.
Anonymous No.96282936 >>96282938 >>96282943 >>96282951
>>96282925
that is one of the most evil commanders I have ever seen. why isn't he more popular?
Anonymous No.96282938
>>96282936
Because you could just run a kill spell
Anonymous No.96282939 >>96282955 >>96282961 >>96283145
>>96282929
>>96282931
>>96282934
>>96282935
>get mad about being mistaken for someone else
>get told you should have "NTA"d if it bothers you
>say no one does that on this board
>"actually yes they do"
>okay they do but it's rare
>"actually it happened twice just hours ago"
>get mad about being proven wrong
Lil bro is crashing out
Anonymous No.96282940
>>96282921
no I just blow up peoples lands that give a ton of value like urborg, coffers, sanctums, the new edge station lands, etc
Anonymous No.96282943 >>96282954
>>96282936
He's an old card and also a retard test.
For the entire table, since his ability affects your shit too. Including himself so he's extremely fragile.
Anonymous No.96282944 >>96282964
>>96282933
no, I know nothing about england besides GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
Anonymous No.96282947
>>96282934
He's a lunatic and thinks writing nta means you're not that anon. Similarly he thinks that writing "i-im not mad" is enough to convince sane people that you're not mad. He's mistaken.
You just said that you didn't read the last thread which is obviously impossible according to him because he reads every post in this general or something, I don't know. He's crazy.
Anonymous No.96282951
>>96282936
Very salt-inducing.
Anonymous No.96282954 >>96282969
>>96282943
ah yeah, next to no way of protecting him
Anonymous No.96282955 >>96282968
>>96282939
>Lil bro is crashing out
Your crash out has been amazing so far, but keep going.
Anonymous No.96282960 >>96282968
>>96282920
I have 3 letters for you, schizo
kys
Anonymous No.96282961 >>96282965 >>96282968 >>96283015
>>96282939
Jesus Christ, you're actually fucking doubling down on your argument.
Anonymous No.96282964
>>96282944
Wales isn't England. Scotland isn't England either. They're nations within the country of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
There is a massive mistake in this video, where he says the constituent parts of the UK are sovereign countries, they're not at all. Sovereignty exists in states, the only state is the UK. Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland do not have sovereignty and cannot strictly write their own laws. They're devolved powers that are granted the right to write a limited scope of their own laws by Westminster the seat of the UK Parliament.
Anonymous No.96282965
>>96282961
He knows who's a samefag and who isn't, you can't fool him, because he's our resident lolcow, don't mind him
Anonymous No.96282968 >>96282974 >>96282987 >>96283001
>>96282955
>>96282960
>>96282961
>this is not a crash out
Anonymous No.96282969 >>96282986
>>96282954
Gift of Doom is the only method I know of that can actually work in color. But it's also an immensely telegraphed play since it's a card with morph and you HAVE to morph it in order for it to actually work.
Anonymous No.96282974
>>96282968
Correct. It's multiple people laughing at (You) for having a meltdown over nothing.
Anonymous No.96282978
>>96282920
Second post is mine and refutes your whole idea and usefulness of writing nta, because the schizo still didn't believe me and thought I still was that anon. Horrible example, that's why I don't use it most of the time, because it won't work with deranged mongoloids like that guy in the other thread. Why bother with that in the first place then?
Anonymous No.96282986 >>96282990
>>96282969
There's a convoluted line involving Mycosynth Lattice and an artifact creature that gives shroud to other artifact creatures but you need to protect that creature first with Boots or something similar before dropping Horobi.
Anonymous No.96282987
>>96282968
You crying because multiple people didn't type nta is a meltdown, yes.
Anonymous No.96282990
>>96282986
Apologies it's actually hexproof
Anonymous No.96282996
I really like the premise of a singleton format like edh, but holy fuck! the thought of having to shuffle 100 sleeved cards just puts me off. Also, keeping track of commander damage alongside regular damage just seems like a pain, especially when you're already going to be trying to keep track of a pretty complex board state with 4 players. Surely there must be a better way to have a kitchen sink/casual/budget friendly-ish social mtg format that doesn't involve and unwieldy 100 card deck?
Anonymous No.96283001
>>96282968
So you believe everyone who says that he's not that anon, but you don't believe somebody when they say that they're not crashing out. Again, proving that it's generally worthless to type "nta", but it's especially useless when somebody's replying to your posts and adds nta because you can just decide that it's still the same person
Anonymous No.96283002 >>96283004
>>96282672
>How is this going to help us sell cards?
>Cards?
Anonymous No.96283004 >>96283039
>>96283002
Command zone is selling cards with those videos, since when? It's a gameplay video first and foremost
Anonymous No.96283013
>>96282517
post more of these.
Anonymous No.96283015
>>96282961
He unironically needs to go back.
He's clearly accustomed to reddit and every post having a username.
Anonymous No.96283016
ONE MINUTE CEDH DECK TECH FOR
Anonymous No.96283038
>>96282688
Drag queens
Anonymous No.96283039
>>96283004
They’re sponsored by Wizards of the Coast you fucking idiot
Anonymous No.96283041 >>96283055 >>96283087 >>96283680
>>96282337
>tfw 3 hours later and no "I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!" post
This site has gone to shit I tell you hwat
Anonymous No.96283046
>>96282899
Reminds me of newfags starting greentext stories with
>be me
Who else would you be? Fucking idiots.
Anonymous No.96283051 >>96283067
>>96282806
>DBZ
>Direct rip off
retard
Anonymous No.96283055
>>96283041
>I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE!" post
>This site has gone to shit I tell you hwat
One of the most blatantly samefagged things of all time, thank God that nobody bothered to reheat that stupid shit
>post a pic
>"react to it" I recognize that bulge
Sure you did, you posted
>samefag some epic reaction images
>nice, another epic 4chan moment, time to screenshot it
No captcha required to post back in the day. Forget about it.
Anonymous No.96283057
Jenova?
Anonymous No.96283062 >>96283069 >>96283542 >>96283768 >>96285208
thots?
Anonymous No.96283067
>>96283051
Dragon Ball started with DBZ, everyone knows this. DB wouldn't be popular without directly ripping off superman with a later manga while the old manga had nothing to do with superman and was already super successful... Wait. shut the fuck up. I'm NOT HAVING a meltdown, OKAY?????
Anonymous No.96283069
>>96283062
he not really cute
Anonymous No.96283082
>>96282544
Don't let your dreams be dreams, I love it in my Ruric thar and if you go all-in it's a neat deckbuilding exercise.
Also if you want to be cheeky you can cheat it with Possibility storm and adventure cards
Anonymous No.96283084 >>96283086
I start playing his theme on my phone right before I cast him and wipe all the trash off the board
Anonymous No.96283086
>>96283084
based
Anonymous No.96283087
>>96283041
Oh, I didn't even bother looking at the card since it's Marvel slop
Anonymous No.96283098 >>96283118 >>96283122 >>96283536 >>96283737
Which is the way, pixie fucker?
Anonymous No.96283106 >>96283116 >>96283125
What happens when a card has persist and undying
Anonymous No.96283110
My favorite genre of retard in these threads are the people who will lose an argument and then go on for literal hours after the fact about how wrong and mad the person they lost to is
Anonymous No.96283116
>>96283106
Infinite duh
Anonymous No.96283118
>>96283098
Talion goes in the Alela deck. Pretty much all the legendary dimir fairies do. I’d leave Nymris and Oona out though. Wydwyn is a fun include you might not have thought of
Anonymous No.96283120
I know, right? I just need to have the last word. I'm totally not owned here.
I wrote 'I'm not mad" hours ago. I won.
Anonymous No.96283122
>>96283098
esper alela
Anonymous No.96283125
>>96283106
order the triggers as you like, second resolves, first fizzles because the second already removed the card from gy
Anonymous No.96283134 >>96283140
>>96282869
That's why he probably copied super-man, being lazy and all.
Anonymous No.96283140 >>96283153
>>96283134
He didn't copy Superman since people actually like DBZ
Anonymous No.96283141
I.....won.....
Anonymous No.96283145
>>96282939
>get mad about being mistaken for someone else
This never happened by the way
I get why this one guy keeps posting that doctor who image now.
Anonymous No.96283153 >>96283185
>>96283140
He admits it in interviews. He copied Jackie Chan movies. The rebellious young guy(Jackie, Goku) the old weird master with strange training techniques. Just look at Goku's outfit and old Jackie movies. The clothing is very similar. Same thing with Superman
Anonymous No.96283155
good morning. so, about that invoke prejudice
Anonymous No.96283159 >>96283518
>no, mom, you don't get it, I'm a tough internet racist because, get this, I like cardboard with images on it that were deemed racist a couple of years by the wizards of the coast, I'm such a tough guy on the interne- mooooom, don't go away now, I'm sooooo cool
Anonymous No.96283167 >>96283185
>db copies superman
>superman copies vegeta and nappa in man of steel
I wish somebody would make a dragonball movie that took its time building its characters with a huge budget, but making anime is just cheaper and more profitable instead of a live action movie.
Anonymous No.96283182 >>96283187 >>96283198 >>96284813
Anonymous No.96283184
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Anonymous No.96283185 >>96283197
>>96283153
Yeah, but if he copied superman, people wouldn't care about DBZ, since that's the most important aspect of superman, that no one cares about him anymore.
>>96283167
I'm fine with Animation. The idea that every animated series NEEDS a live action adaptation when it gets big enough is fucking retarded anyways and solely exists because people are too dumb to understand the advantages animation has over live action. Namely that there's far fewer limits on what can feasibly be done.
Anonymous No.96283187
>>96283182
Ah, finally a deck for those erudite connoisseurs who enjoy eating rocks
Anonymous No.96283197 >>96283204
>>96283185
Dragon Ball especially Z and later has some of the worst animation in the business. The mangas are all better.
Anonymous No.96283198 >>96283208
>>96283182
this but Mycosynth Lattice so it steals their lands too
Anonymous No.96283204 >>96283341
>>96283197
Then for a movie they should condense an arc from one of the things and give it good animation.
Anonymous No.96283208
>>96283198
This man REALLY wants to eat rocks.
Anonymous No.96283223 >>96283244
>start putting cards I want into the deck
>no room for lands, removal, interaction, etc.
I have too many themes I want to run without enough support and it turns into a weird mishmash...
https://moxfield.com/decks/HYJF0aUL7EyEBa0FlXnJAg
Anonymous No.96283244 >>96283278 >>96283346 >>96283451
>>96283223
trip back on swordfag
Anonymous No.96283266 >>96283283
>>96282672
Literally had a Drag Racing set in Aetherdrift. Did this for Edge of Eternity. Missed opportunity you sluts.
Anonymous No.96283272 >>96283334
>mfw a yugioh player dunked the professor on his own game
KEK
https://youtube.com/shorts/fWa9lB3RYoE
Anonymous No.96283278
>>96283244
swordfag's decks all cost $10000
Anonymous No.96283283
>>96283266
however: space is fake and gay
Anonymous No.96283316 >>96283324
>>96282831
>before War of the Worlds, the genre of Science fiction didn't really exist
This is bunk. Not only did H.G. Wells write science fiction stories prior to publishing War of the Worlds (The Time Machine, The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Invisible Man), loads of stories from antiquity and medieval times would be counted as sci-fi if not for the fact that they were Jules Verne-levels ahead of their time. The Ramayana talks about flying machines and bombs that are so powerful they can decimate a city, and that epic was written before Christ! The Tempest is functionally a mad scientist story for all its invocations of sorcery. Gulliver's Travels, Frankenstein, Vril, and lest we forget: the aforementioned Jules Verne. We thinking 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a fantasy novel? No bitch, it's sci-fi!
Anonymous No.96283318
>>96282705
drag is the worst form of clown right behind mimes
Anonymous No.96283324 >>96283329
>>96283316
>still seething
It's simple, this doesn't count because it's not called cosmic horror
Anonymous No.96283329 >>96283335
>>96283324
I'm a whole ass different anon, but you're right that I'm seething at you being an extremely poorly read cocksucker. Swine.
Anonymous No.96283330
"We" won.
Anonymous No.96283334 >>96286659
>>96283272
And he was never invited again after that
Anonymous No.96283335 >>96283340
>>96283329
>didn't type 3 simple letters:nta
You lost, newfag
Anonymous No.96283340
>>96283335
STFU, RABN
Anonymous No.96283341
>>96283204
Anime fans have no standards and are some of the worst slop enjoyers of all time.
Anonymous No.96283346
>>96283244
He doesn't have the trip, essentially typing nta. So that's enough.
Anonymous No.96283399
Goodnight edh
See you tomorrow.
Anonymous No.96283434 >>96283454 >>96283458 >>96283472 >>96285319
Ok negroids, im about to buy a mat with a design on it, do u have any good recomendations?

If not, ill go with some random design like pic related.
Anonymous No.96283451
>>96283244
any black deck without chains isn't his, nigga puts that in everything.
Anonymous No.96283454
>>96283434
Friend of mine got like 5 mats like this and he didnt check the size so they are all mousemats.
Get something fun
Anonymous No.96283458 >>96283462
>>96283434
For you big boy
Anonymous No.96283462 >>96283469 >>96283538
>>96283458
Anonymous No.96283469
>>96283462
based
Anonymous No.96283472
>>96283434
Get a mat that has regions marked out for the battlefield but with lands in front of the creatures and other things like that
Anonymous No.96283494 >>96283523 >>96284179 >>96286500
is there a token like card for the meld mechanic or do i have to unsleeve my cards everytime? or even proxy the meld face?
Anonymous No.96283518
>>96283159
but I wanna play the card with a nonracist alt, strawman-kun
Anonymous No.96283523
>>96283494
>mfw players won't let me play my dual faced lands as a land without actually flipping the card over
Anonymous No.96283536
>>96283098
Talion draws you cards so he is better.
It's really that simple.
Anonymous No.96283538
>>96283462
okay this map layout is making me mad. why would they design a city like this? are they retards? there are way too few parkin slots, the crosswalks go nowhere. hell in many places they go right NEXT to a road. and then there is that school backyard. dear god how many children are just gonna run in to the traffic because there are NO FENCES
I could go on all day but in short this playmat SUCKS and your childhood SUCKS and I didn't want one anyway as a kid
Anonymous No.96283542
>>96283062
Generally not seen as playable but if you're in mono-Green on Golgari and you're legitimately starving for on stack interaction due to your local meta it's certainly an option that exists lol.
Anonymous No.96283565 >>96285100
>>96282800
>why does all this sound generic
I'm sure it couldn't be because people copied the groundwork he laid out or something. It's the same way LOTR is generic because it we the father of a lot of fantasy tropes
Anonymous No.96283572 >>96285140
>>96282825
It's not a hard concept to grasp, retard-kun. Cosmic Horror means that the story probably isn't going to involve just a dude breaking into a home and torturing the people there. Calling it cosmic horror upfront means you'll have some vague notion on what's in store
Anonymous No.96283573 >>96283674
This old bird wizard is still my favourite commander. Fucking great card man
Anonymous No.96283588 >>96284887
Can the Stormsinger sees the myriad tokens if I order the stack as to let the Genasi's trigger resolved first?
Anonymous No.96283640 >>96283716 >>96283900
Having a blast playing a populate-focused Terra. No one expects suddenly having 3 or 4 Bahamuts, with one immediately triggering its last ability for 30-40 damage.
Anonymous No.96283641
>>96282630
Thats not it lol
Anonymous No.96283649
>>96282693
White supremacists dont cry over magic anon. Youre a 21 year old guy who was bored or had no friends during trumps first 4 years and you never figured out how to actually make something of your beliefs so you cry online
T. Actual white supremacist
Anonymous No.96283661
>>96282873
>heh I seamlessly slipped into this conversation and made no effort to make it obvious I was a different person going so far as to pick up right where I (I mean he) left off!
>retard how couldn't you tell?!!?
You lost lol
Anonymous No.96283674
>>96283573
Such an awesome and unique ability.
Can be built to any bracket.
Definitely one of the all times.
Anonymous No.96283680
>>96283041
>the first thing he does when he sees a woman is to look for a weenus

I'm glad I don't have to live wherever you live where this has become a necessary life skill
Anonymous No.96283686
>>96282889
So has the original anon jumped back in to get angry here or is the "different" anon just really dumb and couldn't keep up the facade for more than one post lmao
>youre wrong
>okay youre right but im a different person
>hahaha your WRONG post
Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.96283689
>>96282400
No probably about it
Anonymous No.96283716 >>96283772
>>96283640
>really enjoying my pushed 5 color shit
Cool ff fag no one asked
Anonymous No.96283730 >>96284196 >>96284250
>build very tight aggro deck
>curve is basically 2.50
>few 4-5 mana cards and they all help me finish the game
>opening dream hand
>curve out perfectly
>removing any permanents that threaten my board
>I'm the fucking king this deck is amazing
>player shits out petal - Sol Ring - Farewell
>can't do anything because all my protection is hexproof and indestructible and regenerate and recursion

I pray every day that Gavin and Maro get Luigi'd for putting this shit in the game.
Anonymous No.96283737 >>96283787
>>96283098
I want new Faerie cards that support casting shit on other people's turns to put in my Alela deck. I know in the next Lorwyn set they'll make like 4 tops and take faeries down an entirely different route because they just can't stop themselves from being retarded.
Anonymous No.96283768
>>96283062
I run it in every green deck, even if I also have blue
your opponent looks at you, sees you only have one green up, and decides it's safe to path your commander. their face when you counterspell it is funny every damn time.
Anonymous No.96283772 >>96283781
>>96283716
I asked and I cared
Anonymous No.96283781
>>96283772
Cheers my bad then
Anonymous No.96283787
>>96283737
I mean we did get high fae trickster in foundations last year, so considering a flash faerie that gives everything flash being part of foundation, at least you can have some hope
Anonymous No.96283900 >>96283907
>>96283640
>saga commander
the collective hate against these pushed durdle commanders is uniting people similar to the hatred of jews. I have never seen players get this much hate at tables, every single removal goes their way at all times just so nobody has to wait 15 minutes for the durdler to resolve his 13 sagas.
Anonymous No.96283907 >>96283911
>>96283900
I feel like I've seen rooms get hated on more, in person at least.
Anonymous No.96283911
>>96283907
I have yet to encounter a rooms deck
Anonymous No.96283969 >>96283988
has eoe been the deadest of dead releases this year? even aetherdrift had more comments about new cards.
Anonymous No.96283974
>>96282772
>Yeah but no one actually READS Lovecraft anymore.
Unless its forced on a HS curriculum, no normie will read a book more than 30 years old, and thats being generous.
Lovecraft is popular among creatives, because his ideas were novel, and his writing style was very unique(though its quality is up for debate). Lovecraft's works have an inherit artistic value to them that more technically impressive writings don't due to the nature of their construction, which makes them a wellspring of inspiration for creatives.
Anonymous No.96283988
>>96283969
the skellie reanimator, star charts, the endstone, new tezz, etc. etc. etc.
Anonymous No.96284179
>>96283494
Double sleeve them with a clear inner sleeve so even when you do have to flip, they still have protection.
If you don't want to double sleeve the whole deck, just declare a rule 0 and have both those in the command zone and treat them like Partners.
Anonymous No.96284196
>>96283730
Farewell and mass board exile in general is why I have a "fuck you, man" Tibalt's Trickery in all my decks that are either full red or splashed in red. I get why Farewell is kind of a necessary card but man is it a pain in the dick against my equipment deck
>mfw drew trickery 1 turn after the mass exile last time I played
Anonymous No.96284250
>>96283730
>I overextended and lost!
Anonymous No.96284301 >>96286605
I'm thinking of building this weasel. Does anybody have some experience with this deck?
Anonymous No.96284354 >>96284437
I want to make a 5 color deck with angels and goad as its main focus but fuck me I have a hard enough time with tri colors. Not sure how I'll swing 5 mana just yet
Anonymous No.96284419
>>96282889
You lost, it doesn't matter that I embarrassed myself, okay? He won. Why are you so angry?
Anonymous No.96284437 >>96284493
>>96284354
>I want to make 5c slop with a slop tribe
Anonymous No.96284493 >>96284556
>>96284437
Blow your fat autistic head off with a shotgun you small brained nigger faggot
Anonymous No.96284533 >>96284640
Any other good shuffle in effects besides this guy? I want to keep my creatures in my grave, but put back everything else.
Anonymous No.96284556 >>96284620
>>96284493
It's like wanting to play 5c dragons. Like, yeah, you can. Go ahead. But it's embarrassing to talk about.
Anonymous No.96284620
>>96284556
God forbid I want to play the Innstrand sisters together in a thematic deck you mumble mouth sissy
Anonymous No.96284640 >>96284746
>>96284533
It's not an all at once thing but I like this working for me slow and steady
Anonymous No.96284671
>sent my custom tokens off to print
im excited
Anonymous No.96284735
>>96282710
It's the same reason Mirrodin is good. They made the set because african imagery and culture was fucking cool applied to fantasy.
Now it's fantasy wakanda and WHOA CURRY BUNS AMIRIGHT which is infuriating
Anonymous No.96284738
>>96282544
>hits rampant grow
Anonymous No.96284746
>>96284640
Perfect, as I am doing this in a token deck.
Anonymous No.96284813
>>96283182
sell me rock lobster besides this meme interaction
Anonymous No.96284820 >>96284863 >>96284876 >>96285167
If I only have enough money to buy an optimal land/rocks base for one three-color combination, which one should I commit to in order to have the most interesting and variable commander options?
Anonymous No.96284826 >>96285036 >>96285046 >>96285176
>bragged to my friends I had a couple new decks built
>got too drunk this week and forgot
Think I can slop some decks together in an hour bros?
Anonymous No.96284837
>>96282517
One of my favorite things to do with this is blow up everyone's lands, enchantments, planeswalkers and artifacts with Acidic Slime.
Anonymous No.96284863
>>96284820
naya I think is the best on options since you can easily do most deck archetypes with the color combos
Anonymous No.96284876
>>96284820
Anything with green so you can land ramp and mana dorks to help color fix.
Anonymous No.96284887
>>96283588
When triggers have the same clause (i.e "Whenever this creature attacks") you may stack them in whichever order you like.
Anonymous No.96284945 >>96285026 >>96285125
>>96282327 (OP)
Why does the French translation use a colon instead of a dash in the creature type line?
Anonymous No.96284966
>>96282506
Best Ebay fumble ive had was getting all the commander decks for MOM when I ordered a box. Told the seller and sent a pic, he said my bad, keep em, then sent the box. My inner jew was quite happy
Anonymous No.96285026
>>96284945
its a style thing
Anonymous No.96285036
>>96284826
Mono green is easy enough to build on the fly
Anonymous No.96285046 >>96285366
>>96284826
Why would you lie about something like that? Do you think the ability to slap 100 cards together is such an impressive feat it's worth the risk of being outted as a liar?
Anonymous No.96285054 >>96285092 >>96285133 >>96285155 >>96285159 >>96285178 >>96285306 >>96285327 >>96285992
How many boardwipes do you fit in your decks?
Anonymous No.96285092 >>96285230
>>96285054
Usually 2 unless my deck benefits more from it
Anonymous No.96285100
>>96283565
You're very uninformed about fantasy and sci-fi stories of the past, it's fine, you can learn about it
Anonymous No.96285102 >>96285113 >>96286667
>order TCG direct
>one card missing
>one card is completely different from what I ordered
Glad they busted that union.
Anonymous No.96285113 >>96285119
>>96285102
You've rated them poorly on the order, right? You're not just venting here about it, I hope.
Anonymous No.96285119
>>96285113
I've contacted them first to see if they'll resolve the issue.
Anonymous No.96285125
>>96284945
It also uses "and" between each creature type.
Anonymous No.96285133
>>96285054
depends on the deck but usually 3-4
Anonymous No.96285140
>>96283572
>It's not a hard concept to grasp, retard-kun.
Never said or implied any of this, mongoloid.
Anonymous No.96285155
>>96285054
6 asymmetrical wipes.
Gotta remind Timmy of his place after all.
Anonymous No.96285158
>>96282327 (OP)
>Any card in Spider-Man set that you're looking forward to?
Only Spiderpunk.
Anonymous No.96285159
>>96285054
Usually just 2 or 3. Avacyn deck has 8 or 9. That's down from its high of 14 wipes.
Anonymous No.96285167
>>96284820
I dont know what's interesting to you anon
Anonymous No.96285176 >>96285366
>>96284826
Zoomers are so fucking weird. You cant brag about something you didnt do. You just lied.
Anonymous No.96285178
>>96285054
More than 3 and im in shitter territory usually just 2
Anonymous No.96285204 >>96285281
FUCK LANDS
Anonymous No.96285208
>>96283062
It's good against good players but less good because 90% of players are slack-jawed morons that only run boardwipes and value
Anonymous No.96285230 >>96285242
>>96285092
how do you even control with only 2??
Anonymous No.96285242
>>96285230
>control
yuck
Anonymous No.96285256 >>96285264 >>96285477 >>96285543 >>96286671 >>96287372
>Player at my table goes Land->Sol Ring->Arcane Signet
>I tell him he's being a fucking idiot for running mana rocks because he's going to clog on them lategame and the ones he plays early are just going to eat a stray Vandalblast
>Next guy plays Rite of Flame into Walking Atlas
>I look at my hand
>Literally nothing that can stop him from snowballing to a win because MLD is banned
>I inform the table we need to gang up on the guy with Walking Atlas because he's going to stomp the table with his land ramp
>They all look at me like I'm crazy and say for some reason we need to focus the guy with some useless mana rocks
>Whatever, I'm way better anyway, I'll do it myself
>Few turns pass
>Mana rocks guy plays an Isochron Scepter then imprints Dramatic Reversal, plays some irrelevant creatures and leaves himself with 2 lands in hand
>I'm thinking about how he's a fucking idiot because he's just overcommitting to the board
>Finally I'm ready to stop the real threat of the table
>Play Enlightened Tutor to get Crucible of Worlds
>Play Crucible of Worlds and Strip Mine
>Start taking out the lands of the guy with Walking Atlas
>He asks me what the fuck I'm doing playing MLD against him when there's another threat at the table
>I inform him that he is the threat because he's ramping, and this isn't MLD, it's a lock
>He gives me the look of some sub-50 IQ greennigger that can't understand why playing the most OP color ever invented means you need to be focused
>He just scoops it up and leaves
>Table tries to console him for some reason. He was about to run away with the game and I stopped him
>Artifacts guy says he's going to win next turn and he doesn't know why I tunneled the guy for just playing a Walking Atlas
>I link him my YouTube video about how land ramp is literally unstoppable and green is overpowered
>The two remaining players give me the green player look
Anonymous No.96285264
>>96285256
5 mana rocks in two colors
as shrimple as that
Anonymous No.96285281 >>96285335 >>96285389
>>96285204
Nah, just fuck all lands that aren't mine.
Anonymous No.96285300
Do we know what the MAR cards are going to be?
Anonymous No.96285306
>>96285054
I have one settle the wreckage and that's it. I should rectify that at some point but that's a problem for future me
Anonymous No.96285319
>>96283434
>balloon man players
Anonymous No.96285327
>>96285054
a friend of mine had 5/6 boardwipes plus armageddon. and to him true boardwipes meant "exile all creatures"
Anonymous No.96285335
>>96285281
I like pic rel and elesh
Anonymous No.96285350
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
Anonymous No.96285361 >>96285372
Minor Saturday mailbag
Anonymous No.96285366 >>96285463
>>96285046
>>96285176
No I have the cards I just haven't sleeved the decks and found the lands yet
Anonymous No.96285372 >>96285387
>>96285361
>that playmat
kys 'jeet lover
Anonymous No.96285387
>>96285372
Too much love to give to kill myself.
Love you buddy.
Anonymous No.96285389 >>96285452 >>96285519
>>96285281
I like my lands how I like my women.
Blacked.
Anonymous No.96285452 >>96285480 >>96285546
>>96285389
So this is just super blood moon? Why does nobody play it?
Anonymous No.96285463 >>96285572
>>96285366
Cool, I have a big stack of bricks in my shed so I guess I can say I've built a path and a fire pit
Anonymous No.96285477
>>96285256
>PseudoIntellectual EDHtuber #1758697

I hope every single one of these faggots. Every. Single. One. Catches incurable mouth herpes from all the cock they love sucking.
Anonymous No.96285480
>>96285452
Gotta have something giving consistent sac fodder.
I had it in my black punisher/stax deck, but I just didn't play enough creatures/creature generators to make it work. But now that I think about it, something like Dreadhorde Invasion would let me keep it up effectively for 1 life per turn.
Anonymous No.96285519 >>96285546
>>96285389
That legit feels like a 'counter or just might as well scoop' card if the other guy can generate tokens to ice at a decent pace
Anonymous No.96285543 >>96285559
>>96285256
It's MLD after destroying/denying 3 or 4 lands. Using strip mine like that is MLD. This was talked about since the brackets were announced
Based summary of that shitty Youtuber otherwise
Anonymous No.96285546 >>96285573
>>96285519
>>96285452
Its all lands all amounts so you need your own setup to not be locked out as well.
Multi color decks dont really want it because they could invariably fuck themselves and mono black isn't the best 'hard control' package to want this.
That being said yeah its black super blood moon if you have token generators and no one has any answer or fixing rocks
Anonymous No.96285559 >>96285570
>>96285543
I'm referencing his "how bad is Spelltable?" video where he joined a table that said "no combos" then tries to argue that infinitely looping Mindslaver is a lock, not a combo, then expresses indignation that the table didn't understand his logic.
Anonymous No.96285570 >>96285644
>>96285559
So he's just constantly wrong. Might be fun to watch this guy ironically. To laugh at him
Anonymous No.96285572
>>96285463
I didn't lie, I'm an alcoholic.
Anonymous No.96285573 >>96285578
>>96285546
>fixing rocks
Well, since it's a replacement effect, things like Chromatic Orb still won't allow the lands to tap for anything but B. But if they have something like "whenever you tap a Forest, generate an extra G" that still works (they'd get 1 B and 1 G) since Contamination doesn't mess with the land types.
Anonymous No.96285578 >>96285582
>>96285573
I think he just means any mana rock that taps for a color it doesn't require to cast (e.g. Talisman/Signet)
Anonymous No.96285582
>>96285578
Ah yeah, of course, heavy mana rock decks will still be playable.
Anonymous No.96285642 >>96285652 >>96285656 >>96285673 >>96285722 >>96285804 >>96285808 >>96286483 >>96286675 >>96287535
>ruins everyone's gamenight in you parh
when will this card be addressed?!
Anonymous No.96285644
>>96285570
Never give sloptubers free views
Anonymous No.96285652
>>96285642
Unironically the biggest mistake since companions, and those at least got erratad.
Anonymous No.96285656 >>96285667 >>96285718
>>96285642
i wonder how long until get unexilable as a keyword
Anonymous No.96285661 >>96285716 >>96286716
Anyone ever play with the Warhammer 40K decks? I found my old Abaddon the Despoiler pre built deck and I want to go play Commander for the first time at my LGS
Anonymous No.96285667
>>96285656
We're already getting "leaves the battlefield" triggers and there's precedent for dodging exile removal now. At that point we'll start seeing "exile face-down" on some dogshit 3-mana sorcery and you'll still have to run it.
Anonymous No.96285673 >>96285691
>>96285642
>nooooo you have to let me kill you it's not fair to have removal
Anonymous No.96285691 >>96286135
>>96285673
>6 mana with the potential to delete everything but lands is the same thing as extending too much and getting hit with a creature wipe
Anonymous No.96285716
>>96285661
Necron is probably the best deck out of the box. If course, it benefits from mono-B and artifact goodstuff upgrades.

Tyranids are really good for classic Gruul stompy with a bit of tweaking.

Abby needs a deck built around helping him Cascade. Be'lacuck also makes a good demon tribal commander.

Imperium deck either goes Aristocrats or Clue Tokens with Greyfax or just tokens for days with Fisty Smurf Calgar.
Anonymous No.96285718
>>96285656
They won't do "unexilable" instead like other anon said cards now trigger on death or exile. Which by proxy makes all other exile even worse.
Anonymous No.96285722 >>96285787
>>96285642
There was a boardwipe?
Anonymous No.96285787 >>96285928
>>96285722
>My commander doesn't do anything but not "die"
I mean, not really worth it.
Anonymous No.96285802 >>96285984
>order card
>it arrives
>It's foil
>check my order
>I ordered foil
What the hell?
Anonymous No.96285804 >>96285827 >>96286905
>>96285642
I think either exile needs toned down just a bit on how often it shows up in new cards, or more cards need created that let you phase specific equipped/target creatures for colors other than white. Heroic intervention, one of my favorite instants, is getting worse with every exile card created and the thought of how Avacyn, once one of my favorite late game cards, is pretty much worthless now that there's so many ways indestructible can be ignored feels bad, man
Anonymous No.96285808
>>96285642
Oops!
Anonymous No.96285827 >>96286783 >>96286905
>>96285804
The reason exile is showing up so often is because of how much shit has death triggers and recursion. Not to mention cards that randomly have indestructible printed on them for no reason.
Anonymous No.96285864 >>96285895 >>96285910 >>96285917
Favorite 1 and 2 drops?
Anonymous No.96285895
>>96285864
Dark Confidant
Noble Hierarch
Birds of Paradise (of course)
Lotus Cobra
Cerodon Yearling (vigilance and haste make it a great equipment target)
Steppe Lynx
Goblin Bushwhacker
Goblin Guide
Plated Geopede
Anonymous No.96285910
>>96285864
Remember when Doomed Traveler caused discussions on whether it was significant powercreep
Anonymous No.96285916
I think what causes durdle is blink strategies...
Anonymous No.96285917
>>96285864
The one I love seeing the most in my opening hand from each of my decks
Anonymous No.96285928
>>96285787
>the commander
Oh boy do i have news for you
Anonymous No.96285984 >>96285989
>>96285802
>order foil by accident
I hate their low quality foil cards
>'sorry, we don't have this card, was mistakenly set it for sale even though we don't have it in foil, we've sent you the non-foil version of the same card and granted you a full refund"
Pretty cool for me
Anonymous No.96285989
>>96285984
based if true
Anonymous No.96285992
>>96285054
as many as I can make asymmetrical so depends on the deck
Anonymous No.96286023 >>96286032
Thoughts on this lil fella
Anonymous No.96286032
>>96286023
Literally shit
Anonymous No.96286056
>the control player when I pay 2 and swing 8 commander at him after he countered my mana dork
Anonymous No.96286094 >>96286191
>Me (the control player) after I cast Magmaquake for 8 to kill everyone else's commander for the 3rd time this game
Anonymous No.96286102 >>96286116 >>96286129
There should be a single pool of commander damage. If one person hits for for 14, another for 6, and the last 1 you should just be dead
Anonymous No.96286116
>>96286102
>There should be more gay politics in the format already being ruined by bad players wasting time trying to play gay politics
Anonymous No.96286129
>>96286102
Any damage by a commander should be commander damage, not just combat damage
Anonymous No.96286135 >>96286169 >>96286193 >>96286204 >>96286301 >>96286621
>>96285691
I believe there are two kinds of people in EDH, people who try to win games and people who need to be taught a lesson. Farewell is a perfect card for turning the latter into the former.

If I hit you (and me, and the two other guys in the pod) with a symmetrical boardwide exile at sorcery speed this is the finding out step after 'fucking around'. If I had to tutor it you have even less excuse.

I'm sorry, if you're going to tap out and go hellbent and you pass turn to me, you're getting called a slur and getting the entire table sent to gay baby jail.

>b-b-but you can break symmetry and win the game on it
So we gonna shuffle up and go again or is there mandatory cry time?
Anonymous No.96286153
>sol ring good because it makes more mana than it costs
>UMMM ACTUALLY SOL RING ISNT THAT GOOD BECAUSE YOU DONT GET AS MUCH VALUE FROM IT LATEGAME AND ITS BETTER TO PUT A MORE VERSATILE COMBO PIECE INSTEAD, ME PERSONALLY I STOPPED RUNNING SOL RING IN ALL OF MY DECKS BECAUSE ITS KIND OF BORING ACTUALLY. I THINK ITS BORING. I'M NOT COPING OR TRYING TO LOOK SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ACTUALLY. I DON'T USE SOL RING. ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME SOME MORE ATTENTION FOR NOT USING SOL RING? NOT EVERY DECK NEEDS IT YOU KNOW
>sol ring good because it makes more mana than it costs
Anonymous No.96286169 >>96286269
>>96286135
the tough guy act about playing a boardwipe is so fucking funny because boardwiping is the ultimate timmy move like 2 hours into the game
Anonymous No.96286191
>>96286094
>control
>wasting removal on commanders
You are a bad control player
Anonymous No.96286193 >>96286269
>>96286135
By nature of you being able to go down the list to select what is exiled, it's not a symmetrical board wipe. This is a symmetrical board wipe
Anonymous No.96286204 >>96286269
>>96286135
>*untap upkeep draw*
>*cracks knuckles*
>*starts giggling to self*
>Hee hee hee.... this is going to be fun....
>*raises eyebrow*
>*wipes sweat from brow*
>*adjusts newsie cap*
>*checks insulin reading*
>*tightens fingerless gloves*
>Looks like you need to be taught a lesson kitten.... I play farewell... exiling all creatures, artifacts, enchantments, and graveyards. You fucked around... Now you're finding out. Hee hee hee......
Anonymous No.96286206 >>96286240 >>96286287
I don't give a fuck about farewell, its a 6 mana sorcery. Its not fire covenant, its not toxic deluge. Hour of Revelation costs WWW and cleans the board. Graveyard hate should be far more common, the only thing that's powerful is the modality
Anonymous No.96286240 >>96286663
>make mecha/robot tribal
>heck yeah, time to play some saturday commander
>'how fast are we going? turn 4 - turn 10?'
>settle on a solid 3 and 8 turns
>guy instantly wins with malcom/glint horn
>k, his one early win con
>next game, instantly wins on turn 5 and uses 2 free counter spells
>oh oops, I have 4 or 5 2-card infinites with my commander
>play a bit stronger deck
>other guy drops kenan and goes full cedh except no mox diamond or lions eye, but he will drop grim monolith and every other mox with consecrated sphinx and free counter everything relevant

Why are people such fucking CUNTS, jfc.

>>96286206
>exiles most everything
>game reset
>adds 30minutes to an hour because it's never done to win

gee, I wonder why people hate it. farewell is awesome if actually used as a modal, such as exiling graveyards and artifacts, or creatures and enchantment. The issue isn't it's utility, it's the slog of a blank slate
Anonymous No.96286269 >>96286350 >>96286402
>>96286169
>>96286204
So there is mandatory cry time.

>>96286193
That's Modal. Symmetrical means it applies to everyone's targets.
Anonymous No.96286287
>>96286206
this. people who hate it because they get to play longer (more) now actually just hate magic
Anonymous No.96286301 >>96286356
>>96286135
When people use a casual format to work out their mental illnesses this is what it looks like.
Bro's casting a boardwipe and pretending anyone gives a shit beyond the minor annoyance of having the game extended another hour.
It's freakish and quite pathetic little power fantasy where you convince yourself you have any power over people's emotional state and are able to "teach them lessons" by playing a fucking card game.
YWNBW. Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.96286323 >>96286339 >>96286355
>Stay with a 3 land hand with a draw engine in it
>don't draw any lands
>Play engine
>It get removed
>Keep not drawing lands
>Person play a land destruction spell, and instead of targeting the leaders ancient tomb or literally anything else, destroys one of your only 3 lands, which are all basics.
How do you not flip the table
Anonymous No.96286339 >>96286423
>>96286323
He did the right call
No reason to try and piss in a forest fire
Anonymous No.96286350
>>96286269
>So there is mandatory cry time.
no you are just a huge faggot acting like a tough guy for playing a boardwipe. "need to be taught a lesson" get the fuck over yourself you massive loser
Anonymous No.96286355 >>96286387
>>96286323
Just politely scoop.
My brother used to do shit like this to me all the time.
It almost always ended up with him losing the game 2 turns later.
Eventually he started hated getting pubstomped by the people he ignored more than he enjoyed using all his resources to annoy me.
Anonymous No.96286356
>>96286301
If the game runs another hour after a boardwipe, it's because I'm not at the table. I don't slow play, I don't durdle, I take my turn and if I haven't lethal, I LOSE.

Crybully Timmies that won't even try to close out a game are exactly what wipes exist to solve. If we're on turn 10 and you don't have it, I'm fucking taking it from you.
Anonymous No.96286375
I've never played a game that went 10 turns before because I actually know how to win games fast, sorry that happened to you.
Anonymous No.96286387
>>96286355
>pubstomped
does this just mean "beaten" now?
Anonymous No.96286391 >>96286411 >>96286431 >>96286449 >>96286452 >>96286869 >>96286895
genuinely no bullshit what the fuck were they thinking when they chose THIS as the first crossover?
Anonymous No.96286402 >>96286465
>>96286269
You don't seem to get what I mean. Because it's Modal it's not a symmetrical board wipe because you can always tweak it to have it effect you with far less worries. Maybe you're equipment and artifact heavy so you keep them around. Maybe you're creature heavy and there's just some pesky enchantments that are stopping you from swinging. Maybe you hate graveyard play. The options on it are pretty crazy compared to, again, an actual symmetrical card and I'd almost be willing to argue it's the one of the best Modal cards ever printed
Anonymous No.96286411 >>96286725
>>96286391
This is the 4chan equivalent of karma farming
>lets have this original and super interesting discussion for 54 millionth time should be fun amirite gaiz???
Anonymous No.96286423
>>96286339
I too enjoy just playing spells to cast them with progressing myself towards a win.
Anonymous No.96286431 >>96286538 >>96286747
>>96286391
they were and probably still are just out of touch with whats popular even 5 years ago everyone had already long fallen off the walking dead hype train or whatever
Anonymous No.96286449
>>96286391
Humans and Zombies go hand in hand i guess
Anonymous No.96286452
>>96286391
It was popular at the time, hasbro probably twisted their arm
Anonymous No.96286465
>>96286402
I'll give you that; on some boards it is effectively asymmetrical, but it's entirely matchup dependent.

I will point out that decks that benefit the most from that function are decks that also are deeply centralized into a card type. Voltron will skip Artifacts or Enchantments or both (if they can recast their commander effectively). Graveyard will obviously not garbage their tools. Beyond that though wide decks are vulnerable to wipes in general and tokens are gone forever no matter how you trash them. The more balanced your typing and gameplan is, the more self-harm a player gets out of Farewelling unless they explicitly are cheating it, which basically comes down to bouncing or phasing, which is exactly the same kind of limp play that let me Farewell everything to begin with. You're looking at an 8 mana play to tap out and pass.

I feel the point is that the decks and players that are most irritated by farewell are exactly the kind of decks Farewell needs to be played for. If your deck literally only has one line with no counters and no backups you might as well fuck off to a non-singleton format.
Anonymous No.96286483
>>96285642
Exiling as removal was a major game design mistake. We had plenty of other ways to get around indestructible.
Anonymous No.96286500
>>96283494
Yes, you have to unsleeve them every time. Same with pathyways.
Anonymous No.96286508 >>96286626
What's some good ragebait
Anonymous No.96286524 >>96286644
Some if you guys have never been on the receiving end of a particularly brutal Balance or Cataclysm and it shows.
I know its banned, if the only format you've ever played is EDH then you are the problem
Anonymous No.96286538
>>96286431
I mean, all of these deals are supposed to have been started years in advance before they hit print, right? Odds are they made the deal back when the series was in it's prime and by the time the cards came out it had long passed. If they really want to strike while the iron is hot they need to plan these years in advance with coming new releases and take the chance on what will be a hit or not. Otherwise the safe bet is going with things that are already hugely popular like with Final Fantasy or Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.96286605 >>96287427
>>96284301
98 ping lands and a worldfire.
Thank me later.
Anonymous No.96286621
>>96286135
consider suicide you might be able to have fun doing that
Anonymous No.96286626
>>96286508
Argue that combos aren't combos if they don't go infinite and you choose when to end it. Conversely, argue everything is a combo, like playing an anthem in your tribal deck.
Anonymous No.96286628
Where did this gutless idea that one cannot play to win while having fun arise from?
Anonymous No.96286642
there is not a single good argument proving that long games are bad
Anonymous No.96286644
>>96286524
ummm excuse me why isn't this an EOE spaceship in magicspace
Anonymous No.96286659
>>96283334
His channel also died and the larger black guy stopped talking to him, so lmao on him
Anonymous No.96286663
>>96286240
can't remember the last time i chose all modes on a farewell
Anonymous No.96286667
>>96285102
It legit got really shit after they did that. I had no problems for years. Now I won't even use the site anymore.
Anonymous No.96286671
>>96285256
I am assuming it is 3/3 elk posting this because he admitted to coming here and also does a podcast with this dude. So he probably has a grudge and just vents here.
Anonymous No.96286675
>>96285642
My playground doesn't mind it. It's a game with the lads.
Anonymous No.96286716
>>96285661
Necrons and Imperium are pretty fun having upgraded both, Tyranids have a lot of good stuff but the face commander is bizarre and doesn't really want to do anything you'd want him to do besides be big
Anonymous No.96286725 >>96286731 >>96286968
>>96286411
So is

>OMG ARAGORN BLACK
Anonymous No.96286731 >>96286740
>>96286725
nice virtue signaling
Anonymous No.96286740
>>96286731
Yes, that's what I was saying that was.
Anonymous No.96286747
>>96286431
People keep saying that but doesn't it have multiple shows going and just did a crossover with a major multiplayer game?
Anonymous No.96286783 >>96286903 >>96286905
>>96285827
They need a pseudo indestructible keyword then, like how ward is pseudo hexproof.
The current direction is just a never ending arms race.
Anonymous No.96286869
>>96286391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door-in-the-face_technique
Anonymous No.96286895
>>96286391
That popular IPs are good.
Anonymous No.96286903
>>96286783
That's a shield counter.
Anonymous No.96286905 >>96286936 >>96286948 >>96286969 >>96286987 >>96286990
>>96286783
>>96285804
>>96285827
Keyword - Hearthbound
Hearhbound is a static ability.
Hearthbound on a permanent means this permanent can’t be exiled by spells or abilities.
Anonymous No.96286936
>>96286905
"hearth" is kinda tied to homeward path style effects already, isn't it? maybe "tethered"
Anonymous No.96286948
>>96286905
Honestly it's too niche, so they won't print it. Same reason "can't be sacrificed" never took off except as cheeky counterplay to help you in a "giving your opponent some dogshit permanent" gameplan.
Anonymous No.96286968 >>96286986
>>96286725
aragorn isn't black
Anonymous No.96286969 >>96286973
>>96286905
No, that just furthers the arms race. They need to actually address the issue of why they feel like we need a new exile based board wipe every set.
Anonymous No.96286973
>>96286969
Draft, duh.
Anonymous No.96286986
>>96286968
He also didn't have facial hair
Anonymous No.96286987
>>96286905
honestly not bad. could put this on creatures with strong ETBs to prevent ephemerate effects
Anonymous No.96286990
>>96286905
The stupid thing is they already had an answer. Returning to hand. Just do that instead of all the exile shit.
Anonymous No.96287047 >>96287052
>30 lands
>still flooding
I hate this game
Anonymous No.96287052
>>96287047
put more card selection in the deck
Anonymous No.96287104 >>96287107 >>96287113
how many times can I copy this trigger before it becomes MLD
Anonymous No.96287107 >>96287113 >>96287115
>>96287104
same but meteor golem in a blink deck
Anonymous No.96287113 >>96287154 >>96287165
>>96287104
>>96287107
It isn't mass land destruction, its a series of unrelated incidents.
Anonymous No.96287115
>>96287107
>nonland
spine of ish sha then
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96287132 >>96287160 >>96287306
I got out a bunch of stuff as upgrades for Tidus, not sure what to cut or use.
Not pictured: Simic Ascendancy and Green Ozolith
Anonymous No.96287154
>>96287113
Bro? Your intent?
Anonymous No.96287160 >>96287198 >>96287390
>>96287132
based rich boy
Anonymous No.96287165
>>96287113
it's just a freak accident of 15 unrelated muggings bro
Anonymous No.96287196 >>96287543
>order card over a month ago
>never arrives
I HECKIN LOVE TCGPLAYER
Anonymous No.96287198 >>96287208
>>96287160
>that pile
>rich
There's like one expensive card in that pile
Anonymous No.96287207 >>96287214
>Still no news about my Sonic SLD shipping
Bros this is a birthday gift for my foundational black american friend, wotc is basically committing a hate crime
Anonymous No.96287208 >>96287216
>>96287198
Vorniclex and henge alone is 100
Anonymous No.96287214 >>96287353
>>96287207
They aren't sending them until like mid month and you probably won't get them until maybe end of month. I actually ordered some of the singles off tcgplayer and it cost less and got here in a few days.

Also you don't have a black friend.
Anonymous No.96287216 >>96287220
>>96287208
Henge price dropped after becoming a GC
Anonymous No.96287220 >>96287398
>>96287216
Bruh I just fucking checked it on TCG player. Shut the fuck up. They are 64 dollars at the cheapest. Vorniclex is over 30. 100 is more than some anons decks.
Anonymous No.96287246 >>96287250 >>96287286 >>96287301 >>96287460
yeah I give up on trying to make hand size matters, the payoffs are garbage
Anonymous No.96287250
>>96287246
your hand size or others hand size? i'm guessing yours.
Anonymous No.96287286 >>96287297 >>96287429
>>96287246
Winning the game is a garbage pay off?
Anonymous No.96287297 >>96287451
>>96287286
dont reply to me with meme cards
Anonymous No.96287301
>>96287246
the payoff of handsize matters is having a huge fuckoff hand. if you can't leverage the card advantage into a win you should get to the doctors and get your disability diagnosed and rated. there is some bux to be had
>fucking simic players
Anonymous No.96287306 >>96287390
>>96287132
How is anyone going to "help" if you dont post a list, retard?
Anonymous No.96287312 >>96287316 >>96287318 >>96287536
Is this pretty much the best 3 mana "ramp" creature besides Wood Elves and Farhaven Elf? I was using Courser of Kruphix and it was just too often a dead card that didn't do anything. Same with Auger of Autumn. Faeburrow does have to wait a turn, but it will reliably give me 2 or 3 mana, and I love creatures that have vigilance and a tap ability.
Anonymous No.96287316 >>96288312
>>96287312
Yes.
Anonymous No.96287318 >>96287536
>>96287312
>forgot pic, of course
Anonymous No.96287353 >>96287370
>>96287214
I absolutely do, though he is not a foundational black afaik
Anonymous No.96287370
>>96287353
Anonymous No.96287372 >>96287376
>>96285256
I think that video will go down as one of the all time greats of retarded e-celeb takes
Anonymous No.96287376 >>96287384
>>96287372
go away 3/3 elk
Anonymous No.96287384 >>96287394
>>96287376
Where? Pin him down, I'm gonna breed his ass.
Swordbro !!bG/a5VvDyz6 No.96287390 >>96287529
>>96287160
Thanks? Lol
I also forgot that I own a Bristly Bill, but I don't know if he's worth it in a non-landfall deck
>>96287306
Okay okay sorry. I'm at my old man's, so here's the deck laid out fresh
Anonymous No.96287394 >>96287405
>>96287384
We already know he comes here AND he does a podcast with this fag.
Anonymous No.96287398
>>96287220
Imagine paying more than $3 for any single card. What the fuck are people doing?
Anonymous No.96287405
>>96287394
And I know I'm gonna make him boipreggers
Anonymous No.96287408
Where my gretchenbros at
Anonymous No.96287427
>>96286605
Lel, I thought of that, but I didn't want everyone to hate me.
Anonymous No.96287429 >>96287451
>>96287286
>wow this would go great in my simic counters matter deck with simic ascendancy!
Anonymous No.96287451 >>96287487
>>96287429
It would.
What is the point you are trying to make with your green text,
>>96287297
>building a meme deck
>that wincon that fits perfectly, that's too meme. I'm just going to keep making bird lands
Anonymous No.96287460 >>96287465 >>96287473
>>96287246
The blackpill is realizing it's not your hand size that matters, it's everyone elses.
Anonymous No.96287464
there are a lot of "plat league traps" in this game (if you've played any online competitive game you know what i'm talking about, but if not it's basically the iq curve meme, it's when you reach a point where your knowledge about the game greatly outpaces your skill), but the biggest one i think is mass land destruction. i think a lot of people defend MLD because they think it makes them look like a better or more hardcore player, especially because it's not allowed in lower brackets. this conveniently leaves out the fact that in actual bracket 5 CEDH games, they don't even bother running MLD. it's basically something that only exists at lower powered tables, tables that already lack the resources to recover or to counter that kind of play. it's a good thing that MLD is not printed anymore, and it's a good thing that it's soft-banned
Anonymous No.96287465
>>96287460
Exactly
Anonymous No.96287473 >>96287486
>>96287460
the jews at WOTC specifically added green to this card so it couldn't go in my nekusar deck. i know it.
Anonymous No.96287486
>>96287473
It's green because its a delirium card
Anonymous No.96287487 >>96287494 >>96287495 >>96287570
>>96287451
>What is the point you are trying to make with your green text

You're BORING, so fucking BORING, across the table from you I'd be BORED, go ahead and shuffle 20 more lands onto the field this turn simic, resolve 20 more hardened scales triggers while I play on my phone because you're BORING.
Anonymous No.96287494 >>96287498
>>96287487
>no, a wincon based around the decks theme is bad and boring!
Cope.
Seethe.
Dilate.
Anonymous No.96287495 >>96287498
>>96287487
>waaaahhhh when I'm not winning I'm BORED!!!
Play a different game? You might like Call of Duty
Anonymous No.96287498 >>96287503
>>96287494
>>96287495

That's it, I'm making a MLD deck specifically for when someone is playing a simic lead.
Anonymous No.96287503
>>96287498
UHHHHH JUDGE?! THIS IS BRACKET 2!
Anonymous No.96287508
Why does jund have so much group hug/slug anyways
Anonymous No.96287520
Is 9 counter spells enough in a control deck?
Anonymous No.96287529 >>96287561
>>96287390
>Sin, Unending Cataclysm
Unironically terrible card. No haste, only rewards you on death while ruining all of your other creatures. Removing counters from other players is stupid and pointless.
>Fight Rigging
Hideaway is bad. 1 counter per turn is bad.
Anonymous No.96287535
>>96285642
White is always the worst color to you faggots until is does white things then it's IM CALLING WOTC IM CALLING THE POLICE IM CALLING THE PRESIDENT BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT BAN IT
Anonymous No.96287536
>>96287312
>>96287318
It's playable in cEDH so yes.
Anonymous No.96287543
>>96287196
Just bitch and they'll refund or send you a new one and then like a week later you'll get the first order for free
Anonymous No.96287561 >>96287575
>>96287529
An Offer you cant refuse is fucking terrible as an only counterspell too
Anonymous No.96287570
>>96287487
Only women think boring is an insult anon
Anonymous No.96287575
>>96287561
Not him but I run offer and negate as my only counters in my sultai pile. They're only used defensively when I'm going to the win, not offensively.
Anonymous No.96287578 >>96287595
Anonymous No.96287595
>>96287578
The king of durdling
Anonymous No.96287600 >>96287618 >>96287632
>low IQ: counterspell
>high IQ: ramp
Anonymous No.96287603 >>96287618
I play mishra's bauble and counter it and play my commander
Anonymous No.96287614 >>96287634 >>96287710
>Final Fantasy had hero cards
>So Spiderman can't have hero synergy, everything is based on spider type instead
Why not have both sets have synergy with eachother? This is just like how manifest dread and cloak were two separate mechanics for no reason.
Anonymous No.96287618
>>96287600
>>96287603
Classic turn 1 Emry.
Anonymous No.96287632
>>96287600
It can be both
Anonymous No.96287634
>>96287614
something something there'll be more heroes and hero synergy later they don't want to support it too heavily this early
also they need to stop making new creature types
Anonymous No.96287710 >>96287805
>>96287614
WOTC does this stupid thing were they just remake a mechanic from scratch so that each set is 'unique'.
Anonymous No.96287805 >>96287842 >>96287846
>>96287710
I got into an argument with grognards about this over Edge of Eternities. It's all so fucking tiresome, I don't even think these people are capable of critical thought on why they defend the things they do.

As it turns out, I actually liked Warp a lot as a mechanic, but it was still a worthwhile jumping off point to talk about how WotC just keeps shitting out new mechanics that are not likely to ever be revisited.
Like when are we next going to see Rooms? How about Start Your Engines, or Omens? Not for years, possibly never. The last mechanic I can think of actually being revisited fairly soon after was Adventures.
I was saying I'd much rather see existing keywords get new support than just see a tiny variation on an existing keyword which doesn't synergize with similar keywords and just adds to confusion with microscopic differences in rules interactions. Like did we really need:
>morph
>megamorph
>manifest
>cloak
>manifest dread
And the first fucking response I got was
>WTF SO YOU JUST WANT EVERY KEYWORD TO BE EVERGREEN????
Anonymous No.96287842 >>96287854
>>96287805
The most egregious one IMO is battles. Imagine adding a brand new permanent type, just to use it for a single set and never again.
Anonymous No.96287846 >>96287873 >>96288030
>>96287805
Plot and spree were fantastic mechanics that unironically should be evergreen, but we'll never see them again because everyone hated thunder junction
Anonymous No.96287854 >>96287884 >>96287895 >>96287906
>>96287842
They literally said that was the plan
Anonymous No.96287873 >>96287877
>>96287846
Plot no, spree yes. Spree should be how every modal spell should be to the point they should retcon farewell to be a spree
Anonymous No.96287877 >>96287888
>>96287873
If this were yugioh, they'd just errata the text and then print it correctly a bunch of times for people to get new copies. But no, this is Magic, where even when they DO change the literal fucking text of a card they may never fucking reprint it again.
Anonymous No.96287884
>>96287854
Plans can be retarded.
Anonymous No.96287888
>>96287877
Ban farewell, reprint correct farewell, repeat with every card. Simple.
Anonymous No.96287895
>>96287854
Does that make it okay?
If I loudly announce I'm about to shit my pants, are you no longer allowed to complain when it stinks?
Anonymous No.96287906 >>96287926
>>96287854
Why though, there's a conflict in every set that could be in one or two battle cads.
Its literally perfect for a evergreen type.
Anonymous No.96287926 >>96288010
>>96287906
I personally fucking hate battles and don't think it deserved a new type of permanent. They could just as easily have been a type of enchantment like rooms and backgrounds and fucking sagas. In fact why aren't they sagas?
But anyway, as much as I don't think they should exist I will agree that now that they do exist, only having them for 1 set is stupid.
Anonymous No.96287987 >>96288015
I think most enchantments shouldn't be enchantments
Anonymous No.96288010 >>96288070
>>96287926
Its worth noting we've only seen 1 type of battle so far, siege. I could see an inverse type where it gives you some sort of benefit but other players need to try and kill it. Now that every planeswalker has a passive though maybe thats not needed, but the point is they can do more with them.
Anonymous No.96288015
>>96287987
I still don't even know how 'enchantment creatures' work lore wise. Like if its a god or something I get it, but just random dudes being enchantments really makes no sense.
Anonymous No.96288018 >>96288052 >>96288070
It would take zero design effort to create battles that you defend against your enemies, and battles you race against your enemies to kill.
Anonymous No.96288030 >>96288036
>>96287846
>spree were fantastic mechanics
spree is just kicker
Anonymous No.96288036 >>96288079
>>96288030
you're right, spree sucks.
Anonymous No.96288052 >>96288070
>>96288018
Battle that both players could attack and defend would be interesting. With whoever deals the most damage getting the backside.
Anonymous No.96288070 >>96288104
>>96288010
>>96288018
>>96288052
battle - siege: protected by someone else
battle - hold: protected by you
battle - contest: contested cliffs/warzone
battle - strive: any player can attack, any other player can block, each player that deals damage to it puts counters on it, first to X does the thing

any other gamemodes? contest but first to king-of-the-hill for X turns flips it?
Anonymous No.96288079
>>96288036
yes
Anonymous No.96288104 >>96288114
>>96288070
King of the hill that jumps between players like the monarch yeah
Anonymous No.96288114
>>96288104
I said that as contest already, the king of the hill one I mean slightly differently. hold and actually defend rather than just 'as long as you have it'
Anonymous No.96288143
Bring back fortification.
Anonymous No.96288155 >>96288170 >>96288178
MAKE A NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.96288170 >>96288221
>>96288155
No.
Anonymous No.96288178
>>96288155
>not reached image limit yet
Anonymous No.96288221
>>96288170
/edhg/ is fucking dead...
Anonymous No.96288222
>>96288215
>>96288215
>>96288215
Anonymous No.96288312
>>96287316
kek