An e-girl beat me at smash brothers once.

In my defense, It was Ultimate and like my third time touching the game. I assumed my thousands of hours of sweaty tism in melee and PM would transfer over and... it did not. Over and over I got my ass handed to me for like an hour. I don't think I took a single match off her.

A man shouldn't lose to a woman at anything. I still have nightmares about it sometimes.