Has a girl ever been better than you at a game?

>>714691191 (OP)
is leg locking mating press a game

>>714691191 (OP)
Yeah.

GF succeeded at the game of life, I'm just getting hard-carried through it by her. Don't know how to feel about it.

>>714691191 (OP)
yes
a bartender girl near me was also a regional champion at Street Fighter Alpha 3

>>714691360
Even if it was there's no way a woman would ever beat me at it.

>>714691191 (OP)
>Recently dated a girl almost 10 years older who's a gamer and loves anime
>Has lazy eye but pretty cute

I thought I'd love a konata gf. Good lord she's too energetic and spunky. I feel tired and exhausted at the end of the day so I just said it was nice meeting her and I like her but I'm just too old to catch up to her. Shame because she was gentle to me.

redpill me on konata

>>714691191 (OP)
my gf is better than me in nearly every game, its kinda depressing... only genre I'm better at is FPS but ive always been pretty bad skill-wise at gaming in general.

>>714691717
just take vitamins, lift and sleep more/better
don't fuck it up

>>714691862
Proto-Tomoko but bathes.

>>714691191 (OP)
I have never played a video game with a girl. Come to think of it I haven't done much of anything with any girl.

>>714692226
Konata isn't NEARLY as cringe as Tomoko though.

>>714691717
>so I just said it was nice meeting her
You're like a fucking pig that had pearls cast before it.

>>714692226
>Proto-Tomoko
Don't ever insult Konata like that again. Tomoko is a Konata-derivative.

>>714691717
>10 years older
you need to get her pregnant asap before its too late

>>714692352
That's why regular Konata is the worst. Kurokona's better.

>>714692110
this
you can simply will more energy if you want it enough

>come home from work
>this lazy brat has just been playing games all day

An e-girl beat me at smash brothers once.

In my defense, It was Ultimate and like my third time touching the game. I assumed my thousands of hours of sweaty tism in melee and PM would transfer over and... it did not. Over and over I got my ass handed to me for like an hour. I don't think I took a single match off her.

A man shouldn't lose to a woman at anything. I still have nightmares about it sometimes.

>>714691494
anon considering half people here self-sabotage themselves to be lonely fucks, you should count your blessings, even if you feel you should be the breadwinner of the relationship. Good things rarely come in life and feeling insecure about it is not just retarded, it will kill you.

>>714691717
How large are her breasts

>>714692721
As long as she hugs me when I get home, I'll keep supporting her lifestyle.

>>714691191 (OP)
A friend can pretty easily beat me at Mario Kart, though I've never owned a Mario Kart game.

kill yourselves normalniggers

>>714691191 (OP)
Nope. My wife beat me a bunch of times in various fighting games but that's because I lose to her various spam. She has no actual skill and cannot replicate a single move or combo. If I wanted I could win every match using one move since she never blocks but it's good combo practise for me so.

>>714691191 (OP)
yeah a girl kicked my ass in tekken 7 in this video game exposition in the local shopping center. she had a mean hwoarang although tekken is not my main fighting game
a friend who was there with me tried to hook me up with said girl and even got her number but I chickened out and never tried to contact her

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>>714691494
killl yourselves now you fucking tourists fake anonymous niggers sexhavers unviriginnigger pieces of shit
normalniggers

I played Rock Band online with a girl who was really good at the drums for a while. She was so cute, and did cosplays. Her boyfriend had just broken up with her. But she lived in a different state.

That was literally the closest I've ever been to finding someone. I'm 33.

>>714693445
How long does it take before you're good enough to beat someone in a fighting game who's just mashing buttons.

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>>714692765
kill yourselves now you fucking tourists.
konata tomoko the normalnigger of anime

>>714693687
63% of the global population doesn't have sex. That means sex nonhavers are actually the normalfags.

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>>714692910
Get the fuck out NOW you fucking normalnigger pieces of shit
unvriginniggers

>>714693873
kill yourself now normalnigger

>>714693795
this im a rei and haruhi man myself

>>714693793
Read this part again;
>If I wanted I could win every match using one move since she never blocks but it's good combo practise for me so.

And let me rephrase it so you understand; I let her win, because I want the practise. I can demolish her whenever I want.

>>714693996
Normalfaganon...

tomoko and konata the normalnigger of anime
>>714694003
fucking based also asuka is the normalnigger of anime too
rei is good since she doesn't have 3dpd nigger fans

A girl taught me how to strafe jump in CS:S surf

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>>714694029
kill yourself now
>>714694113
behead yourself

play real games like fear and hunger you dumbass normalniggers

>>714694218
Normalfag virgin out.

>>714691191 (OP)
nice off model fanart just like your off topic normalnigger thread. konatanigger

>>714694218
Maybe you should move on to a thread where OP isn't asking about girls and vidya. I'm saying this for your own health you know. I'll never off myself and I'll never leave this board. Also I'm not done having sex with my sexy wife that I play video games with once in a while.

no

>>714693890
I have been here for almost twenty years you cum stain
I will touch your penis

lmao dude is having quite the meltdown

>>714691191 (OP)
I don't know. I always played video games alone

>>714691191 (OP)
100% honestly, no

>>714691191 (OP)
I couldn't beat my step-sister at Primal Rage as a kid. Had no idea how to deal with spam. I also made my other step-sister beat Queen Gohma for me in Ocarina of Time, but that's mainly because I was terrified of it.

>>714694493
That's ok Char you don't need no woman you're a strong independant man! Also what is your favorite gundam game?

>>714691862
People compare her to Tomoko but she's very social. Has friends, leads them in activities, outgoing, has a job.... She's a cool girl honestly.

Did a girl ever kick your ass?

>>714694753
I don't remember her having a job, unless you mean the spinoff where she's a 3X year old office worker that noone ever talks about

>>714694692
G-Saviour because it's the only one I've played

>>714691191 (OP)
I have a friend that's really good at L4D2 and I would always have to catch up but also I never played much of that game.

>>714694465
NTA but can you touch mine as well? Thank you.

>>714691191 (OP)
One of my friends is so much better than me at building in Minecraft it made my shit look like a night 1 dirt hole. She's ridiculously good with Create, too.
She's a lesbian latina and I'm gay and in a relationship so the bants between us gets nuts.

>>714695019
She worked as a cosplay waitress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrQzWy0gDNQ

>>714694753
>People compare her to Tomoko
No one does this

literally never, and not even on the 日本 side
there's a million old men that'd slog me in whatever though

>>714694326
Is "offmodel fanart" the most retarded midwit complaint ever imagined?

>>714694398
Honestly the fact he just goes guns blazings with the nigs makes sad for him, unless he is a total psycho lol.

>>714691191 (OP)
L O N D O N
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Girls are really good at falling block games for some reason, my wife smokes me at Puyo Puyo and Columns

>>714691191 (OP)
Yeah. We were at an highschool party, i was pretty drunk and we played who can swallow more cum. Lost at my sixth dick.

>>714693687
kys spiteful faggot
just be yourself nigger

>>714691191 (OP)
>Konata if she was actually 18

>>714691862
>genuine otaku
>into a lot of genres
>but keeps clean, does housework and works
>almost all money goes to otaku shit
>buys multiple copies of the same thing, 1 to preserve, 1 to use, 1 for backup
>plans optimized routes for conventions
>has knowledge of old commercials and old school anime
>short, flat, and self aware of her loli body
>ogles other girls though she might be straight if you consider the DS game as canon
>homebody though she goes out from time to time
>often goes into goblin mode and lazes about

>>714693687
based!

>>714697761
sure, normalnigger i don't need normalnigger suggetion.

>>714691191 (OP)
Mama was pretty good at Galaga

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>>714694398
normalniggers glazing each other in here huh? how about fuck off and stop being newnigger

>>714691494
Same, with my wife. Im just very good at bullshitting. Im such an unbelievable fuck up in comparison to her but she is none the wiser. Im trying to slowly become less of a piece of shit over time, even more so now that I have a child. Faking it until I make it, desperately hoping my kid will take after her and not me.

piece of shit thread, thank you nigger m*ds

>>714695438
People called her proto Tomoko itt. She's otaku but that's as far as this goes

>>714693626
How could you let your friend down like that, anon?

>>714691717
You threw.

@everyone a spic is talking, sit down and listen

>>714693890
>>714694116

>>714691191 (OP)
Yes but it was a rhythm game that I never played

Konata owes me sex

>>714691191 (OP)
Nah, I press buttons good and most women are idiots who expect to get carried. Kinda funny because they get gate kept but whenever you see a woman in a high end group it's usually the rest of the group making her look good despite her by far being the worst player and would be unable to function on a basic level without other dudes playing well.
To be fair though I'm top 5 in the game I play in the world.

>>714699339
>but
lmao

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>>714694218
I wish this was a 4chan mod

>>714699702
>but

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>>714699530
normalnigger circlejerk, sexhaving fucking niggers

>>714699891
This isn't r9k go back to your pajeet "trucel" shithole

Got my ass soundly handed to me by a lady in Yu-Gi-Oh

>>714699936
and you will be a normalnigger newnigger unvirigin swine for eternity you fucking parasite

>>714699983
nice fantasy you normalnigger

>>714691191 (OP)
konata would have sex with you and be smug about it

>>714699891
Excuse me saar I'm a 30+ y/o virgin BUT I do shower and don't wipe my ass with my bare hands so I can see why you don't like me.

>>714699998
>brown dysgenic cuck that will never breed and is totally not qbsessed with it award

>>714691191 (OP)
No. Like I'm sure it can happen, but most girls I've played with just suck at vidya, even if I'm drunk. And I'm not a good functioning drunk on any level.

>>714699182
>draw a pussy
>call it an arm pit
why are artists like this

>>714691191 (OP)
Just one time.

>>714691191 (OP)
No, at least not to my knowledge.

>>714698846
I was afraid she would reject me for being such a scrub

>>714691191 (OP)
Yes but she's japanese so that's basically cheating.

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>>714700107
literal 3dpd projecting normalniggers being proud of having sex how about go fuck yourself tourists.

>>714701319
Say something new saar

>>714691191 (OP)
Nope, i do want to impregnate Konata tho
>Inb4 PEDO!
she should be about my age by now

>>714701382
keep projecting sharty normalnigger along with your OP

>>714701725
Saar I'm a sad lonely faggot but this somehow makes me cool because I twist everything on itself like a jew saar

>>714691191 (OP)
I want to sexually fuck Konata-Konachan, if you know what I mean.

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>>714694398
normalniggers newniggers

>>714702031
I've been here longer than you /pol/ tourist. Really smells like schools out for the retard spamming the thread with edgy retard shit.

>>714691191 (OP)
rape with konata-chan, if you know what I mean

>>714701512
>Secondary retard exposes himself
She was like 18 or so by the time LS started, cretin.

>>714702242
you sure did, /pol/ normalnigger sexhaver

loli threads are even better you normalnigger 3dpdfuckers

>>714702873
Stupid candy-ass roody-poo tourist fuck off

>>714698526
>Glazing
Just lost all respect I had for you

>>714703040
go back to facebook/instagram shithole you fucking refugee

>>714703243
Maybe you'd know I was calling you a faggot nigger if you lurked more. Unfortunately you're a tourist who's mistaken themselves as a resident. God I can't wait till schools back in so you can go back.

>>714691191 (OP)
No.
Girls suck at vidya.
Just look at how most pro "girl" gamers are actually trannies.

>>714691191 (OP)
off-model trash art.

BASED terrorist member of I.N.C.E.L hijacking normalfaggot thread.

>>714703501
keep copying me maybe you will gain something from the copium you fucking slob you fucking unvirigin piece of shit

>>714703681
Don't worry lil guy I'm sure you'll get to kiss all the men you want once you graduate the 8th grade.

>>714691191 (OP)
Only the times I lost on purpose

>>714691191 (OP)
No

>>714691191 (OP)
I don't know any gamergrills

>>714703902
keep thinking about sex maybe you will be sex itself you fucking std ridden piece of shit. go fuck yourself sex having nigger

>>714704138
>Kissing = sex
You have to be like 13 years old at most otherwise this is just embarrassing....

do you think you're going to shame him into shutting up or something stop dragging this shit out

>>714691191 (OP)
Mother used to crush me at Bust a Move 4 and True Pinball

>>714704513
Consider it like a telemarketer if I let him entertain me in this shitty thread he won't go ruin other ones.

>>714704376
NTA but you are a gayhomofaggot if the idea of passionately kissing a girl does not give you bigger boners than anything even remotely related to sex.

>>714704905
Okay,thanks for the input, but kissing is not sex.

No.

A woman will never be better than me in a video game. They don't put in the effort because they have no passion or interest. Women coast along in life, having it easy doing "real things". They're not going to spend time playing games having nothing better to do. Insinuating that women can even approach my level in games is an insult to me and everyone else who ever cared. Well, I know there's always that one in a billion but I'll never see it with my own eyes in my lifetime, no matter how much people try to pretend otherwise.

>>714705109
Little Secret.
Women typically don't try to beat men at games because they have to deal with the aftermath of a child with a shattered ego. Which typically involves having to emotionally support a manchild trying to make her feel bad for winning telling you he's not good enough or face pissy passive aggressive baby rage.
Both of which you can also experience as a man but women get the extra effect of men craving their attention so acting more dramatic about being a child.

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>>714699891
the hero we need but don't deserve

>>714691191 (OP)
No, not even at healing where people expect them to be "good".
>local RShaman still angry about the officer's GF Priest dispelling 2 times on Baron Gheddon, both targeted on herself
>they did it for parse faggot reasons too so they can get oranges to lord over other people
ONE FUCKING JOB

>>714708652
>healing where people expect them to be "good"
lol, nobody expects them to be good at healing, healing is just such a shit easy position you can set any retard in it and it'll usually work out. if an encounter actually expects a healer to be awake for it 99% of healer players can't handle it.

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>>714699891
probably the best poster on /v/

>>714692226
fake news

No. I am objectively better than females at everything I've ever tried.

Normalnigger thread status: BTFO

>>714702031
>>714700091
>>714699891
>>714699554
>>714693687

SHE SEEMS TO HAVE THAT INVISIBLE TOUCH YEAH

>>714708652
>Get outparsed by a girl playing the easiest game in the world
>Make up some cope
It's okay dude at least it's just classic wow you suck at.

>>714691191 (OP)
My mom is great at tetris.

>>714691191 (OP)
she makes my cock explode

>>714691191 (OP)
I remember I went to power play with my ex and we played Mortal Kombat 3 on the arcade, and she button mashed and beat the FUCK out of me. Like, I don't think I was able to touch her once. Then we played Dragon Ball FighterZ when we got home and I bet her so badly she refused to fight back and just put the controller down.
Balance was restored to the universe.

>>714710795
Wow I went to power play with your ex too, but I kicked her ass at MK3

>>714691191 (OP)
My wife is better than me at pokemon. Sometimes she'll watch me play and give ma all sorts of tips about type advantages and such. Feels good bros.

>>714710953
>Wow I went to power play with your ex too
I bet you did, she was a cheating whore.
Get your shit checked out anon, it isn't supposed to burn when you pee

I wouldn't touch Konata
She is probably gross

>>714710970
You made it brother. I hope all my niggaz make it.

>>714711032
>it isn't supposed to burn when you pee
Fuck. What did she have? I thought this was normal but it's not going away.

Reminder only virgins get second chance (isekai)
normal golems go straight to HELL :)

I love girls who are really enthusiastic about competitive games and play them a lot...and they still suck! And I carry them easily.

Makes me feel like a big man.

>>714711186
>What did she have
what didn't she have?
when she spread her legs it looked like an acetylene torch. Can't look directly at it.
obviously now I'm being dramatic but she was unfaithful and I'm bitter

>>714711309
Fuck that bitch anon every time I get the chance I'll kick a female's ass in fighting games for you

>>714711694
thanks bro
You're a real friend

girls can be really good at vidya but they don't give a shit about it since they can get dick just by existing and they can't make money off being good at vidya like guys *usually* do.

I'm sure there are some exceptions but vidya skill just doesn't matter that much for girls

>>714691191 (OP)
Yeah, in one of the fps games I'm playing there are a few gamer girls that frequent this one server and most of them are better than me. I suck anyway, but, yeah...Feels badman.

>>714691191 (OP)
Never I am gods gamer

Literally never and I grief them if I find out they're a girl.

>heh 4chan is le sekrit club for freaks like me
4chan is not and will never be what you think it is

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>>714691649
No woman dares to challenge a pro gamer like me

>>714691191 (OP)
I mean, yeah, probably. I like games but I have better things to do than git gud.

>>714691191 (OP)
Konata does NOT have thighs like that. she's a stick

>>714691191 (OP)
Yes. My little sister. She swipes the floor with me in TF2.

>>714691191 (OP)
Konata needs to sit on my face NOW

>>714714837
She grew into them so she wouldn't almost die from childbirth like her mother.

Got demolished on Injustice 2 by a Sorceress main.
Took me like over 2 hours in sets to actually get wins on her, then she got very frustrated and demanded me to rematch until she won.
She was more consistent than me and better at combos, but eventually I figured out her flow chart and started countering her patterns.

>>714693050
That's like having a human cat as a girlfriend

>>714714929
Does she also wipe your face with her pussy, afterwords? Does she make you her little pussy licking bitch?

>>714714837
She develops a pear body as she gets older