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7/17/2025, 11:49:00 PM
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Every time I see:
>a car park ramp
>a large pile of gravel or earth
>any particularly steep embankment or business entrance
>a car trailer with its ramp down
>an unfinished byway
I think about it. Just hitting boost and clearing that bitch while cranking some EDM.
>I drive a Fusion
>there is no nitro
>I would have maybe 2-3 seconds of airtime, max, ONCE
And yet I still think about it. A lifetime of Cruis'N, Need For Speed, and Motorstorm have ruined me. If I'm still driving at an age when I'm senile, I can see this being my ultimate fate, crunched up into man-salsa inside a passenger vehicle because I thought I was slinging a dune buggy over a lava flow in the jungle.
Every time I see:
>a car park ramp
>a large pile of gravel or earth
>any particularly steep embankment or business entrance
>a car trailer with its ramp down
>an unfinished byway
I think about it. Just hitting boost and clearing that bitch while cranking some EDM.
>I drive a Fusion
>there is no nitro
>I would have maybe 2-3 seconds of airtime, max, ONCE
And yet I still think about it. A lifetime of Cruis'N, Need For Speed, and Motorstorm have ruined me. If I'm still driving at an age when I'm senile, I can see this being my ultimate fate, crunched up into man-salsa inside a passenger vehicle because I thought I was slinging a dune buggy over a lava flow in the jungle.
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