GOOOOOOOOD EVENING R9K, IT'S A BALMY 81 DEGREES AND I JUST GOT DONE BEATING OFF TO YURI FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB.

THREATENED MY FOREMAN TODAY. THINK I MIGHT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. GETTING FIRED WOULDN'T BE HALF BAD. HIS KNEES ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED SO IF I PROVOKE HIM I'D DEFINITELY FUCKIN WIN

GONNA COOK SOME GROUND BEEF FOR LUNCH TOMORROW. I LIKE EATING GROUND BEEF AND A CAN OF BAKED BEANS FOR LUNCH. FUN FACT FOR ANY LOVELY LADIES TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS: I CAN EAT A CAN OF HEINZ BAKED BEANS IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES NOW. PLEASE, HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END. I CAN SENSE IF YOU DON'T.

TONIGHT'S SONG (MANDATORY LISTEN): RATTLEHEAD BY MEGADETH, LISTEN TO IT OR YOU'RE NEXT ON THE MEALPREP STOCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECGp4ibz7A8

>>81625144
I'd break my left arm.

>>81588998
>>81589075
FUCKING BASED I LOVE PINTEREST, YOU SHOULD FOLLOW ME ON THERE MY TAG IS @PHYSICALNASTYBEAST IT SHOULD BE THE ACCOUNT THAT SAYS GANONDORF'S TOP GUY

I THINK MY ROMANIAN BUDDY FINALLY KILLED HIMSELF. HE'S BEEN STRUGGLING BAD WITH HIS MARRIAGE GETTING ANNULLED AND COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

HE HASN'T SPOKEN TO ANYONE IN WEEKS AND HAS NOW DELETED OR SET TO PRIVATE ALL HIS ACCOUNTS.

HOPE THE FAG'S JUST BAITING AND THAT HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY BLOW HIS HEAD OFF

KILL 30 PEOPLE