>>6277628
>>6277630
In and out, 5 minutes tops, the pair's too busy sifting through the ridiculous amounts of knockoffs and off-brands lining the shelves. You can rinse off the weed smell with water from the sink, the round shades designed to perfectly conceal the redness and the pupil dilation, it's all p-

Huh???

She wasn't there before? where the fuck did she come from??
There is a WOMAN blocking your way to the bathroom, she's just standing there, like a fucking watchdog, it's catastrophic!

Time is RUNNING OUT and you might be forced to ACKNOWLEDGE her EXISTENCE, or even worse, ENGAGE in NORMAL CASUAL CONVERSATION.

No dong jokes or references to drug paraphernalia or obscure factoids from the Daily Rotten or shitty fads from under-moderated internet forums.

Shit, shitshitshitshitSHIT.

>GO BACK FOR THE SNACKS (Retreat! Retreat!)
>PRETEND YOU'RE BLIND (You already have the glasses, you could pull it off)
>JUST POWER THROUGH AND SQUEEZE IN THROUGH THE SIDE
>ASK HER TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
>T SPIGOT HEY FAGGOT! [Write in]