>>105772071
They taste absolutely delicious but they destroy my stomach, presumably because they're so oily, so I microwaved them to see if that would boil some oil out or whatever, and it sort of worked but not very well, so I kept microwaving them and they got burnt and I was like lol, and then I remembered how Cheetos are flammable and I was like I wonder if these are too, and they were, but not enough that the fire would spread to the rest of the chip unless the chip was vertical (so the flame would be hitting the rest of the chip) and all my tongs are rubber-tipped so I started stacking them to see if that would get it going and it sort of worked and uhh yeah