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Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped got turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became an explorer of the labyrinth
In High Lagaard born and raised in the tavern is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and shootin squirrels outside the stools
When a couple of FOEs who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the guildmaster got hyped
and said "you're explorin the labyrinth with a brand new guild"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my backpack and sent me on my way
She gave me 200en and then she gave me a dagger
I put my tweed on and said "I might as well go higher"
First class yo, this is bad, Furyhorns steppin on my ass
Is this the way that explorers living like?
Hmm, I might just die

Yeah I can't write the rest. Someone else can do a better job than me.