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6/14/2025, 3:50:09 AM
>>60501219
>“Aye yo, soon as that Israel–Iran news hit Bloomberg, I slid through like — yoink!
>Snatched yo SLB, scooped that LMT, and left a fake ceasefire alert in your email inbox.
>You was still googlin’ ‘What is Raytheon?’ I was already hedged with options like I worked at Mossad.
>Appreciate the gains, lil bro — geopolitics said conflict, and my portfolio said thank you for your service! ”
>“Aye yo, soon as that Israel–Iran news hit Bloomberg, I slid through like — yoink!
>Snatched yo SLB, scooped that LMT, and left a fake ceasefire alert in your email inbox.
>You was still googlin’ ‘What is Raytheon?’ I was already hedged with options like I worked at Mossad.
>Appreciate the gains, lil bro — geopolitics said conflict, and my portfolio said thank you for your service! ”
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