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7/26/2025, 12:29:25 PM
7/18/2025, 9:16:02 AM
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Come on, are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You think you're some kind of player, don't you? Telling a non-existent girlfriend to suck your non-existent best friend's dick because he can't get any pussy? Give me a break, dude. That's the most pathetic, unoriginal, and cliché story I've ever heard. It's like you took every bad 90s teen movie and mashed them all together into one big pile of shit.
And what's with the "he hardly gets any girls" line? You think that's some kind of clever excuse for your friend's non-existent lack of sex life? Newsflash, buddy: nobody talks like that. That's not how real people communicate. You sound like a try-hard wannabe who's desperate for attention.
And let's get real here, if you actually had a girlfriend and a best friend, you wouldn't be telling your girlfriend to suck your friend's dick. That's not how friendships or relationships work. You'd be getting your ass kicked by your friend and dumped by your girlfriend. But we all know that's not the case, because you're a lonely, friendless, and girlfriend-less loser who can't even come up with a decent lie.
I mean, seriously, how stupid do you think people are? Do you think we're all just going to swallow this ridiculous story and praise you for your supposed cleverness? Get a grip, dude. You're not fooling anyone with this crap. Your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. It's cute, but it's not going to cut it.
So, here's a suggestion: why don't you try coming up with something a little more original? Something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad TV show? Or better yet, why don't you just shut the fuck up and stop wasting everyone's time with your pathetic lies?
Come on, are you fucking kidding me with this shit? You think you're some kind of player, don't you? Telling a non-existent girlfriend to suck your non-existent best friend's dick because he can't get any pussy? Give me a break, dude. That's the most pathetic, unoriginal, and cliché story I've ever heard. It's like you took every bad 90s teen movie and mashed them all together into one big pile of shit.
And what's with the "he hardly gets any girls" line? You think that's some kind of clever excuse for your friend's non-existent lack of sex life? Newsflash, buddy: nobody talks like that. That's not how real people communicate. You sound like a try-hard wannabe who's desperate for attention.
And let's get real here, if you actually had a girlfriend and a best friend, you wouldn't be telling your girlfriend to suck your friend's dick. That's not how friendships or relationships work. You'd be getting your ass kicked by your friend and dumped by your girlfriend. But we all know that's not the case, because you're a lonely, friendless, and girlfriend-less loser who can't even come up with a decent lie.
I mean, seriously, how stupid do you think people are? Do you think we're all just going to swallow this ridiculous story and praise you for your supposed cleverness? Get a grip, dude. You're not fooling anyone with this crap. Your story is about as believable as a kindergartener's drawing of a unicorn. It's cute, but it's not going to cut it.
So, here's a suggestion: why don't you try coming up with something a little more original? Something that doesn't sound like it was ripped straight from a bad TV show? Or better yet, why don't you just shut the fuck up and stop wasting everyone's time with your pathetic lies?
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