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8/2/2025, 10:23:36 AM
>G: Oh Jerry, I had the most amazing date last night! She was so easy to talk to, and she was so pretty—tall too, legs like a gazelle! I'm telling you, this is the one!
>J: Oh you did? That sounds great. Well c’mon, let me see a picture of her.
>G: Well here—hands phone—she likes to use a lot of filters, but she’s really pretty in real life.
>J: looks at picture with raised eyebrow Uh, George… haven’t you noticed anything… different about her?
>G: Yes! She’s the most extraordinary woman I’ve ever met!
>J: Yeah, I don’t think I’ve met a woman with an Adam’s apple either.
>G: What? What are you saying? She doesn’t have an Adam’s apple! snatches phone Pfft, you mean that little bump? She was probably just swallowing something when she took the picture, Jerry!
>J: Sure, George. And why does she have such big hands then? And look at that face—you could cut a steak with that jawline.
>G: No, no, no Jerry, that’s just because of the filters!
>J: I’m pretty sure they use those filters to make those things smaller, George. Did you see her go to the bathroom?
>G: Now that you mention it… I did! She went into the men’s bathroom—which I thought was strange—but the signs were those silly cartoon drawings, so I can understand the confusion.
>J: George… even a child can understand those silly drawings. You’re dating a ladyboy, George.
>G: Well what if I am!? It’s not gay! It’s in the name—LADY—
>J: —BOY! BOY, George! You’re gay, George! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
(KRAMER BURSTS IN)
>Kr: Hey hey!
>G: Kramer, take a look at this picture. Be honest—what do you think of this woman?
>Kr: glances once Oh, that’s a dude.
>G: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!
>Kr: Look at the shoulders, George! She could carry you out of a burning building!
>G: That’s not necessarily a bad thing!
>J: Well, at least you’ll be safe…
>G: I didn’t know, Jerry!
>Kr: You know now.
>J: Oh you did? That sounds great. Well c’mon, let me see a picture of her.
>G: Well here—hands phone—she likes to use a lot of filters, but she’s really pretty in real life.
>J: looks at picture with raised eyebrow Uh, George… haven’t you noticed anything… different about her?
>G: Yes! She’s the most extraordinary woman I’ve ever met!
>J: Yeah, I don’t think I’ve met a woman with an Adam’s apple either.
>G: What? What are you saying? She doesn’t have an Adam’s apple! snatches phone Pfft, you mean that little bump? She was probably just swallowing something when she took the picture, Jerry!
>J: Sure, George. And why does she have such big hands then? And look at that face—you could cut a steak with that jawline.
>G: No, no, no Jerry, that’s just because of the filters!
>J: I’m pretty sure they use those filters to make those things smaller, George. Did you see her go to the bathroom?
>G: Now that you mention it… I did! She went into the men’s bathroom—which I thought was strange—but the signs were those silly cartoon drawings, so I can understand the confusion.
>J: George… even a child can understand those silly drawings. You’re dating a ladyboy, George.
>G: Well what if I am!? It’s not gay! It’s in the name—LADY—
>J: —BOY! BOY, George! You’re gay, George! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, of course.
(KRAMER BURSTS IN)
>Kr: Hey hey!
>G: Kramer, take a look at this picture. Be honest—what do you think of this woman?
>Kr: glances once Oh, that’s a dude.
>G: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!
>Kr: Look at the shoulders, George! She could carry you out of a burning building!
>G: That’s not necessarily a bad thing!
>J: Well, at least you’ll be safe…
>G: I didn’t know, Jerry!
>Kr: You know now.
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