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Anonymous /d/11300750#11328351
7/8/2025, 12:53:14 AM
>Humans are the intergalactic equivalent of cats
>Small, cute, every species absolutely adores us, but if we go feral and are left to our own devices we can be extremely damaging to whatever ecosystem we've been released into
>Feral humans tend to go tribal in the absence of greater civilization, so most aliens think we are very primitive and unintelligent (Entire Sol system is forbidden to go to as it's been designated a galactic wildlife preserve to prevent overharvesting of pet humans)
>Giantess alien equivalent of Australians hunt humans to prevent us from causing ecosystem collapse in areas with passive wildlife, and get berated for it online for being soulless murderers
>The giantess that hunt us down, despite being predatory species, feel awful about every human they kill but feel they have no other options
>Earth humans are arriving at space stage of civilization, and their first encounter with a galactic giantess is arriving at a lush, biodiverse alien planet where a qt3.14 that tries to hunt them down Predator style
>Word gets out that giantess are all predatory monsters, and critically damages human-xeno relations from the get go
>Most aliums are baffled by the fact their equivalent of a cat is capable of greater intellect, and results in a lot of accidentally condescending remarks, further damaging human-xeno relationships
>Every attempt at reconciliation only damages relations further
>Embassy members to Earth are always damaging human infrastructure, or tripped in the small, claustrophobic streets, or talking to humans in a belittling baby voice, only causing more damage and bad press
>Gets to the point where xenos have to deal with the fact that the cutest, smallest, and most innocent race in the galaxy hates their fucking guts
I have no clue where I was going with this, but I'm tired as shit and it was a random idea I had, and I have nowhere else to post my mental diarrhea. I just like the idea of dangerous misunderstandings, and one sided adoration