>No-no, the reason I can't give you a sincere answer is because I'm totes parodying you, it's satire, not because I don't have one.
>I totally have games, they're behind this curtain, no you can't look at them and I still won't tell you what a good session looks like in my eyes
Man, I don't even have to pontificate at this point.
Everyone can see you for what you are.