>>1704350
>what the fuck do you even do?
play for style points
play for cool shit
give up on winning for winning
you're winning at a game that everyone else is too much of a sweating, cocksucking, Freeze-watching, fatherless motherfucker to ever even dream of playing

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
I am playing so that I can THROW IT BACK as Highlander, wiggling my perfect celtic booty, so that I can use that distracting ass scottish twerking to cause my opponent to just eat a neutral caber toss

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
I am sitting here, deploying my bear trap within melee distance, because I desperately want the RETARD in front of me to try to attack
you know why?
BECAUSE THE BEAR TRAP CAN BE USED TO FAST FLOW INTO OFFENSIVE STANCE
BOOM YOU HAVE NOW BEEN GRABBED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IVE THROW YOU BACKWARDS ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF THE BEAR TRAP
ooooooooh baby and then the heavy attack followup causes them to stagger backwards, drunkenly, INTO THE FUCKING BEAR TRAP
I JUST GOT 79 FUCKING DAMAGE OFF A HARD READ WITH THE BEAR TRAP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

despite the nerfs I AM STILL WAVEDASHING

we are NOT playing the same game
I am out here maxing out my devil may cry style meter