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>Luffy barely ever shows any sexual interest in any woman. It's not even that Luffy is asexual, his brain is simply built different in a way if you get it. To put it simply Luffy is a weirdo, an anomaly of a human being.
>Zoro is hyperfocused on his dream, anything else barely registers
>Sanji barely can control himself
>Usopp does find them attractive, has shown sexual interest, but he's just not a massive pervert, and he likely doesn't feel worthy enough of either woman.
>Chopper is a reindeer
>Franky is straight but his body is barely human at this point, but he has been shown at times to like women
>Brook clearly are attracted to them but he doesn't have a dick and is old enough to have some class anyway
>Jinbe is old, somewhat jaded, and also is a Fishman

If you ask me Zoro is the biggest oddball here. It is actually WEIRD how he never shows even a hint of attraction to Nami, Robin, or any woman. Case in point is he showed zero reaction to Yamato getting in the hot spring completely naked.