So, if I go to USA for the fifa World Cup next year, will they check my phone all my saved pictures? How will I explain my 4chan memes to them?

>>529360813
I'm the same exact height as Duchess.

I'm not gay but one of my guy friends has been getting really buff and every time he gets close to me I get a boner. His pecs are getting huge. One time he grabbed my hand and put it on his bicep and I instantly got hard. He also grabbed my ass once and I kinda liked it. Yesterday while masturbating he kept popping into my mind and eventually after trying to block him out I just gave in and jerked it to the mental image of sex with him and it was good. I spent the entire day with him today and he joked about how it felt like a date and I laughed a little too loud for a little too long and he chuckled at me for it. He held my hand as a joke and it felt really nice. I'm at home myself now and I can't stop thinking about him. I need to get laid fast, this cannot continue.

>>81507094
The biggest regret of my life: I had a chubby shy childhood friend who, in hindsight, was deeply in love with me during the last year of elementary and the entirety of middle school. She was always sitting close to me, looking at me, trying to be alone with me. But, I was too retarded to notice, and most importantly during this time I was a frenzied horny demon and I would constantly flirt with stacies in my class (one let me motorboat her tits once). Again I was too retarded to do something serious with them too so it was all wasted time. On top of that I was in my edgy phase, acting like a little bully, listened to Marilyn Manson and such, while my friend was a shy christian girl.
If only I was wiser, if only I could turn back time, I would've gotten in a relationship with my chubby friend. I would've spent my highschool years with someone who deeply loved me and not alone and in pain. Maybe the relationship would've lasted and now at 25 I would've had children. Instead I am a rotting carcass of a dog and forever will be.