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7/25/2025, 12:11:52 AM
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>You’re a japanese cultist.
You would be too if you knew the real story. Here let me give you a quick rundown.
>Rothschilds bow to Nintendo
>In contact with Hocotacians
>Rumored to possess PSI abilities
>Control Japan with an iron (BUT FAIR) fist
>Direct descendants of the ancient Hyrulian royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mira (Nintendo Land will be the first city)
>In the process of terraforming FNF-404 into their own personal planet
>Own basically every squid DNA editing research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Inklings
>Furukawa said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Hyrulian scriptures speak of gods who will descend upon Earth, bringing great technological progress and innovation
>"Leave luck to heaven"
>They own nanobot R&D labs around the world
>There are likely chibi-robos inside you right now
>It is said that they have the real Zohar locked up in their basement
>Every child has the mark of the Bing Bing Wahoo implanted in them at birth
>Nintendo are in regular communication with the angels Pit and Pittoo, forwarding the word of Palutena
>Discovered the Six Golden Coins
>They learned fluent Chozo in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Nintendo. There is no gold in Fort Knox, only Fort Wario
>The company is 136 years from the space-time point of view of the base human
>In reality, it is a timeless organization existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the heat death
>They have been able to access the Temple of Time since their foundation
>Nintendo will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and fun.
>You’re a japanese cultist.
You would be too if you knew the real story. Here let me give you a quick rundown.
>Rothschilds bow to Nintendo
>In contact with Hocotacians
>Rumored to possess PSI abilities
>Control Japan with an iron (BUT FAIR) fist
>Direct descendants of the ancient Hyrulian royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mira (Nintendo Land will be the first city)
>In the process of terraforming FNF-404 into their own personal planet
>Own basically every squid DNA editing research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Inklings
>Furukawa said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Hyrulian scriptures speak of gods who will descend upon Earth, bringing great technological progress and innovation
>"Leave luck to heaven"
>They own nanobot R&D labs around the world
>There are likely chibi-robos inside you right now
>It is said that they have the real Zohar locked up in their basement
>Every child has the mark of the Bing Bing Wahoo implanted in them at birth
>Nintendo are in regular communication with the angels Pit and Pittoo, forwarding the word of Palutena
>Discovered the Six Golden Coins
>They learned fluent Chozo in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Nintendo. There is no gold in Fort Knox, only Fort Wario
>The company is 136 years from the space-time point of view of the base human
>In reality, it is a timeless organization existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the heat death
>They have been able to access the Temple of Time since their foundation
>Nintendo will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and fun.
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