Software Sales (physical only)
1. [NS2] Mario Kart World โ 130,537 / 1,495,609
2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza โ 127,905 / NEW
3. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza โ 9,081 / 149,279
4. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe โ 8,152 / 6,381,356
5. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons โ 6,664 / 8,172,980
6. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree โ 5,885 / 1,349,665
7. [NSW] Minecraft โ 5,385 / 3,939,274
8. [NS2] Tamagotchi Plaza โ 4,220 / 40,915
9. [NSW] Patapon 1 + 2 Replay โ 3,248 / 12,119
10. [NSW] Hunter x Hunter: Nen x Impact โ 3,174 / NEW
Hardware Sales
Switch 2 โ 152.165 (1.754.846)
Switch โ 11.766 (35.836.320)
PlayStation 5 โ 6.148(6.932.318)
Xbox Series X|S โ 150 (679.971)
PlayStation 4 โ 22 (9.504.998)
Ryujinx lost
Yuzu lost
Axiom lost
Hassaku lost
>Two nintendo websites dropped the DK bananza score from 91 to 90OH NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS TENDIE XISTERS NOT EVEN THE SHILLS WANNA PRAISE IT AAAAAIIIEEEEE
>>716343908>>716343908>>716343908
>>716352336YouTube lost
Reddit lost
>>716352845now remove the nintendo penalty and the anti-japan stigma
>>716351267I emulate probably more than half of what I play, and have a dozen emulators with hundreds and hundreds of roms, if not over a thousand, on my computer right now, most of them nintendo, so it's not console wars when I say that switch 2 emulation simply isn't happening soon. Weaponized autism can only take you so far when the odds are stacked this hard against you.
>switch 1 is still selling double the PS5
>PS5 sales keep plummeting week after week
>>716353086>>716353012Sometimes i think older nintendo haters were poorfags as kids.
>>716352845The only thing you're doing by posting this is proving that without "Nintendo websites" the score would be higher, you just undermined your entire argument, retard.
>>716352845Nothin' personal.
>>716352845>still obsessing over Metacritic scores a week later
>>716353229Don't you get it? It's the Nintendo bonus if the score is high and the game is shit if they don't give it 10/10's.
Heads I win Tails you lose type of bullshit.
oof he decided to try promoting his flopped thread and forgot about the yakuza and street fighter posts he usually makes
>the only people still obsessing over critic scores are ass mad snoys
The more things change huh?
>>716353229it proves the age old fact that nintendo judges its own games harder than any of the reviews the snoys claim are being bought by nintendo
>>716353337Its going to be funny when you try pretend E33 is shit once the switch 2 port is announced
>>716353337you know the funniest thing is?
In that bananza thread right before the metacritic was released, tendies were talking about how hyped they were to BTFO E33s score going as far as to even post memes of bananza BTFOing E33 in preparation
TENDIES WERE MAKING MEMES TO BTFOBA SCORE THEY FAILED TO BEAT. THINK ABOUT ALL THAT TIME THEY WASTED PREPARING THOSE MEMES JUST TO GET BLOWN OUT
absolutely pathetic, imagine being that much of a loser to seethe about a game just cause it wasnt on your system over a game they didnt even play yet. Brand cultists
>Ludwig is getting sued by Nintendo because of the Mario kart drunk thing
Lmao I hope they stomp that snake into the ground, genuinely the worst, slimiest streamer I've ever seen in my life.
>>716353702yeah snoys are pathetic
>>716353702>imagine being that much of a loser to seethe about a game just cause it wasnt on your system over a game they didnt even play yetSo, you?
>>716353178That could explain things. Though Nintendo has also been the budget option since the Wii so idk. There is 100% a specific date range that produced these weird anti-weeaboo Nintendo fans. I'd say people who grew up on N64 and all the way up to the Wii U exhibit this. I'd noticed that older YouTubers like ProJared or JonTron who grew up on NES/SNES did not have this weird complex about Japanese shit that other younger Nintendo YouTubers seemed to have. People attribute it to JRPGs largely leaving Nintendo for several generations and I kinda agree.
>>716353702>IESLB about shit that didn't happenNo one cares about metacritic except for snoys, the only reason "tendies" bring it up is because your gaggle of retards likes using it as a beatstick and it's funny when the situation is flipped around.
>>716353702>imagine being that much of a loser to seethe about a game just cause it wasnt on your system over a game they didnt even play yet.Can't imagine being a faggot like yourself, yes.
Glad to see you have some self-awareness.
ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME
>>716353850I'm a zoomer that grew up on the Wii ('03) and I don't have that stigma. Hell I was playing No More Heroes after Mario Galaxy.
>>716353702The absolute lack of self-awareness in this post.
>>716353914Even your memes are ports.
...and outdated
>>716353178What do you mean by older? Most of the retarded cubies are in their 20s. The oldest kind of Nintendo hater I can think off is the 40s/50s SEGAfag that still hasn't moved on, or Nintenboomers like Dobson that got "betrayed" by Nintendo suddently becoming a japanese company when they stopped making those awful american cartoons. The oldest snoyroach is a 30 something PS2 era faggot that cream himself at the tought of cinematic experiences and adult themes because they are an eternal teenager
>>716353914Not only is this an obviously botched port, it's also an outdated version.
>>716352169 (OP)>Bananza >ONLY 100KBWAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>716353702Can I get a things that never fucking happened?
>>716353914you forgot to link your video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XjHAmlYlvw
>>716354058Where's the Sony exclusive?
>>716353914Anon, you need to post the remastered version of your port already. This is kind of clunky and too outdated for the modern playstation audience
>>716353702>CAPS LOCKWell adjusted individual.
>>716354073>Comments are either people shitting on him or ESLsHumiliation.
>>716352169 (OP)>>716352845>>716353702>>716353914I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN
I JOB
I'M A SLOB
I'M TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB
I SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAG
MY WIFE'S AN OLD HAG
I AM, A SONYFAG
IT'S DONE
YOU WON
NINTENDO
YOU ARE NUMBER ONE
>>716353865>Glad to see you have some self-awareness.Every single thing he says is just him projecting.
Youโre a japanese cultist. Youโll never be one of them, and theyโll never consider you anything but a disgusting gaijin.
>>716354095Where's the Switch 2 hype!? 3.5 mill and not even 200K KEK
NS2 at 1/4 of PS5 lifetimes sales after one month
Lmao
>>716354223oh well, I can still appreciate their culture.
>>716354223My soul is Japanese, even if my body is American. I am one with them.
Imagine the seethe if Bananza wins GOTY. I could finally claim that Platformers are taking over this rancid industry
>>716354234>3.5 millTry 5 million anon-chan
>not even 200K KEKPlayStation 5 โ 6.148(6.932.318)
Now, what were the Death Stranding 2 sales?
>>716352169 (OP)>Switch 2 โ 152.165 (1.754.846)What happened to that anon who was adamant about that 70k being something other than Nintendo holding back stock?
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World โ 130,537 / 1,495,609>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza โ 127,905 / NEWNot bad, Bananza. Not bad. And the Switch 2 is already at nearly a quarter of the PS5's lifetime sales already, got damn.
>>716353178It's less that and more "kids that got made fun of for having a GC/Wii during the 2000's." It's that camp that came to resent Nintendo for not wanting to be part of the graphical arms race and started making excuses for piracy thanks to "unoptimized/inferior hardware."
>>716354274Geoff praised the game so who knows.
>>716354223Imagine unironically still posting this when we know it's you.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/715191352/#715217628
>>716354223>Youโre a japanese cultist.You would be too if you knew the real story. Here let me give you a quick rundown.
>Rothschilds bow to Nintendo>In contact with Hocotacians>Rumored to possess PSI abilities>Control Japan with an iron (BUT FAIR) fist>Direct descendants of the ancient Hyrulian royal bloodline>Will bankroll the first cities on Mira (Nintendo Land will be the first city)>In the process of terraforming FNF-404 into their own personal planet>Own basically every squid DNA editing research facility on Earth>First designer babies will be Inklings>Furukawa said to have 400+ IQ>ancient Hyrulian scriptures speak of gods who will descend upon Earth, bringing great technological progress and innovation>"Leave luck to heaven">They own nanobot R&D labs around the world>There are likely chibi-robos inside you right now>It is said that they have the real Zohar locked up in their basement>Every child has the mark of the Bing Bing Wahoo implanted in them at birth>Nintendo are in regular communication with the angels Pit and Pittoo, forwarding the word of Palutena>Discovered the Six Golden Coins>They learned fluent Chozo in under a week>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Nintendo. There is no gold in Fort Knox, only Fort Wario>The company is 136 years from the space-time point of view of the base human>In reality, it is a timeless organization existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the heat death>They have been able to access the Temple of Time since their foundation>Nintendo will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and fun.
>>716354010>What do you mean by older?30+yo fags.
>>716354302>5 million and only 100kTHAT'S EVEN WORSE KEK
THANKS FOR CORRECTING ME!
>>716354274It won't happen. GOTY is a paid award and Nintendo doesn't believe in paying. In other words, it'll only happen if they're trying to gain Nintendo's favor or if there aren't enough game releases to bullshit.
>>716354392You didn't answer my question :^)
>>716354274Geoff isn't gonna allow it. It will be E33 because it will be "Look at le heckin small team with small budget make BIG game." Like I don't hate it, but it will be the easiest one to spin in a way to make as a underdog story.
>>716354380It's easy, those are mostly just snoyroaches from the PS1/PS2 era who never moved on, and still think that Sony is the default market leader.
>>716354392does this snoygga think these are global sales
>>716354310Was the anon named nintendeen?
>>716354358And youโre still a butthurt racist weeb who hates Korea for absolutely no reason. You lost, japan lost, China and Korea won.
>>716354501>>716354438It's going to be Death Stranding 2, you forget that Kojima is basically sewn to Geoff's hip
>>716354274>platformers winning 2 years in a rowNever gonna happen
>>716354360>>In contact with HocotaciansExplains a lot.
>>716354598eat your penis fish gook.
>>716354598>Complaining about racism>On 4chanGo to back reddit.
>>716354598They sure won the right to be beheaded once more by glorious nippon steel. Your women still dream about that BJC. Why do you think that they refuse to sleep with small dicked serfs like you?
>>716353946I'm only speaking generally of course. I'm a zillennial that grew up with PS2/Wii/3DS but thanks to the internet I was super into gaming history as well as retro gaming even as a kid. I think for a lot of people it is genuinely about lack of exposure at a formative age if at all. You look at people like Arlo and Relaxalax and there is something of a trend there in terms of their tastes. It's why people like to throw the term cubie around as an insult as that generation in particular really seems to be where this is concentrated.
>>716354598>racistDo you think this will offend me or something? I wear this badge with honor, btw.
Sony lost.
Nintendo won.
To 8 more years of seething about Nintendo and the Switch family.
>>716353850I would say it's both what you said and also how powerful marketing really is. Internet wasn't as huge back then either so they couldn't really fully know.
I feel like I only didn't really end up like that because my mom was a big FFfag when I was growing up and game after game was coming out so our PS2 was the JRPG machine for its first few years.
I think it also helps that I would read the trophy descriptions in Melee and a lot of lets players back in the day would play niche games, and that my rebellious phase came and went during the moe era.
>>716354729>more racismSasuga. You weebs didnโt take Korea leapfrogging japan very well, huh?
>>716354860>zillennialYou're a zoomer anon.
>>716354969you will never be Korean, eric.
>>716354969>Unironically still posting this when we know it's you
>>716354239will it pass it before the end of the year?
Sony and PS are full of pedos.
Why is he still pretending like nintendo fans hate expedition 33?
>>716352169 (OP)I don't see sony having any chance in Japan unless they do massive price cuts
>>716354598He didn't say shit about Korea. Way to prove him right and out yourself.
>>716355202I don't know anon. Selling an air humidifier at a lower price might not be as appealing as a blu-ray player was back in the day
>>716355183Not on Switch=Nintendo fans hate it according to him. Never mind how this board turned on Fromsoft the moment they started to port their games on Nintendo hardware and many others like Persona 5.
>>716355043That was deleted almost immediately, but posts right next to it where eric threatened to rape and murder everyone who owns a switch 2 (including, or rather, ESPECIALLY the children) stayed up for hours and only were deleted after the thread hit bump limit and only because literally everyone was pointing out how fucking weird it was.
>>716355303His picture is basically an admission that heโs butthurt people donโt care about japan anymore and love Korea more.
>>716354598quiet down comfort woman
>>716354860Whatโs the issue with Arlo? I know him only as the muppet youtuber and watched maybe 3 videos of his
>>716355409Because he used the g-word, retard.
>>716355421Who the fuck loves Korea? Weird femcels who like faggy kpoppers?
>>716354360>someone improved on my shitpostkino
It should be "The company is 136 years old" but I forgot the word "old" originally
>>716355202All it takes is a single game to save Sony.
>>716355598Anime fans who voted Solo Leveling as an AOTY.
>>7163556522 games! You forgot GoY :)
>>716355492He's not a full blown "I HATE JAPAN AND ANYTHING JAPANESE!!!" type, but he's very much "nintendo is mario, zelda, and pikmin, and anything more japanese than pokemon either doesn't exist to or they should be making more of what I want instead" type.
>>716354234>>716354302>>716354392>using the worldwide console sales total to try and shitpost about Japan exclusive numbers??????????
>>716355579>said a no-no wordImmediate ban, proving mods were in the thread and monitoring it.
>Literally threatened to murder and rape childrenStays up for hours, only deleted when it's repeatedly pointed out how weird it is that only one of these things was deleted.
>>716355690Crunchyroll employees are about as opposite of anime fans as you can get. That's like calling Steve Jobs' tumor a Steve Jobs fan.
>>716355726I don't know who I hate more, those anti-japanese fags or the Ironic "Xenoblade 2 is too anime" "weeaboos".
Seriously is because of them we can't have have nice things.
Reminder the Switch 2 emulator is fake while there's at least one PS5 emulator that is in fact real and works.
>>716353178Shit nigga, you might be on to something. I went to a private school until 4th grade ('99), and everyone who cared about vidya had both N64 and PSX. I moved during the summer of '00 and had to go to a public school starting in 5th grade because the closest private school was an hour and a half away and pretty much every kid there only had a PSX (and a Gameboy of course, because Pokemon).
>>716356032>anti-japanese fagsNo such thing. Not worshipping japoids =/= being antis
>>716352169 (OP)Don't let future derailing attempts and schizoposting distract you from the fact that PS5s are literally melting as we speak, Stellar Blade is being developed for the Switch 2, and the CH schizo got outed as a literal glowie and liar
>>716353702>btfoba>"imagine being that much of a loser to seethe about a game just cause it wasnt [sic] on your system"
>>716354223to this day i still have no clue how is this supposed to be a hurtful insult
>>716356189We know it's you dude. You gave yourself away multiple times. Post something else you dumb monkey.
>>716354501>"Look at le heckin small team with small budget make BIG game."I feel like people are already sick of that after Summer Games Fest.
>>716356252didn't sony just put out an update that downclocks the CPU to stop that from happening?
The white OLED Switch 2 Pro was leaked. Itโs over. Nintendo saved gaming. Kneel.
>>716356036Don't remind them. It's funny watching third worlders pay for an emulator that doesn't exist
>>716356340>snoys can't even use the full power of the hardware they paid forLMFAO
>>716354983I was born close to the cutoff year for millennials and also practically grew up on the millennial internet so I've always felt like a bit of an in-between person. Less so now that zoomers have their own subcultures but still somewhat.
>>716355726Another cubie trait is having apathy or hatred for any Nintendo era that isn't the cube. Which to be fair to Arlo he doesn't really exhibit that much since he really loves the Switch.
>>716356172From personal experience, everyone had a gameboy, the weird kids had a ps1, popular kids had an n64 due to all the multiplayer games, and REALLY weird kids also had an n64 that they begged their parents to buy because they thought it would make them popular too.
>>716356318Youโre a schizophrenic. Itโs part and parcel with being a weeb, I guess.
>>716351780>my favorite part of the yuzu shit is that the most talented people dropped that shit and started working on the PS4/PS5 emulators just to spite sonyholy shit no wonder those emulators progressed so fast in just a single year
Sony will port all their games to Xbox.
https://www.thegamebusiness.com/p/bringing-your-games-to-other-platforms
>>716355492He is the average cubby.
>Only played Mario and Zelda as a kid>Pikmin is his weird third franchise he has an interest in>Obnoxious Paperfag>Has no idea how Nintendo opperates>Think that games are roster slots>Mad at Kirby for getting more games than Pikmin because it means that it is stealing game slots from it>Same thing with Fire Emblem and Paper Mario>Wish Nintendo had more indept franchises>Deflect when someone brings up FE or Xenoblade because it's too japanese.>Despite being one of the most obnoxious "bring Metroid back" fag back when the series went on a 4 years hiatus, he admited to have only started playing the games after Prime 4 was announced.I am sure that there are way more examples of his faggotery but these are the biggest ones that come to mind.
New model leaked
Where is the Switch 2 Pro OLED thread
>>716352845This sort of unprofessional bullshit is why people dont care about onlin scores since 2005
>>716354501>"Look at le heckin small team with small budget make BIG game."Ironically enough this trend of trying to pass off AAA PS4 tier games as le hecking indie made by 30 people or less is just going to tank the westoid industry further due to sky high expectations that were already a problem thanks to BG3.
>>716356470It's normal anon, early zoomers and late zoomers were raised in very different environments. If you remember a world before cellphones, you are an early zoomer.
>>716356526>>Same thing with Fire Emblem and Paper MarioThis one is at least slightly understandable, since they're both made by IS.
>>716356660>>716356614YouTube fags are talking about it
>>716356684Most FE games aren't even made by IS nowadays. Those fags would rather keep spamming characters in FE Heroes than work on a good new FE game. Case in point: Three Houses absolutely mogging Engage in everything.
>>716356595>More schizo babbleBoring. Can you tell us your new conspiracy about the anti-Japanese cabal?
>>716356765so it's a new lie to try and hurt the switch 2. got it.
>>716356340The first console to become WEAKER five years after releasing
>>716356439>>716356614>>716356765Is it an OLED Pro whatever or is it just a white version?
>>716356684They are also different teams, and I think he genuinely got mad at Warioware for the same reasons one time, which is supremely retarded. He also think that Paper Mario sucks now because IS is too busy making a bajillion FE games (please ignore that there was only two mainline game from each series on the Switch)
>>716355652i hope the leaks are true and its an allegory to letting the jews kill all of the humans.
>>716356340>raises the price and also makes the console weakerCan you even fucking IMAGINE if something like that happened with the switch 2? They bitch harder about purely imaginary issues as it is.
>>716356856weaker AND more expensive
>>716356859The case being a new model, new case means likely different hardware. Pro of some type, likely OLED. Different plug layouts and chip settings
>>716356807Derailment attempt number one
>>716356973This can't be real. Cuckman cannot be this retarded.
>>716356996Eric, this is getting sad. Please stop and try to enjoy your life
>>716356684Not that someone like Arlo would know that. Nintendo Forecast really raised the bar on what Nintubers I can watch since he at least knows a little about what he's talking about. Arlo clearly just reads headlines and then cranks out rambling videos on his slop channel that demonstrate he didn't look at the topic at all beyond the surface level.
>>716356662>can remember a world before smartphones>can remember a world before streaming>can remember when Super was considered the black sheep of Paper Mario>in elementary and middle school they were still fearmongering about terrorism>was taught cursive>we had actual computer lab classes instead of just tablets and chromebook cartsIt's fascinating to look back on. But fuck I already hate getting old.
>>716357086Will you purchase the Switch 2 Pro OLED Animal Crossing bundle? 699
>>716354274The game awards are sponsored by Sony and Tencent/Epic. Only games related to those companies win, because if they pulled their financial support the show wouldn't happen at all
>>716357083You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>716356859Itโs just white. Maybe a special edition for future game
>>716356859It's probably a limited edition or something, I'd expect that more than an OLED this early.
>>716357083the leaks released before they revealed all the actors playing the other members of the group. and it got the actors right. sounds like cuckman really wants his "you should be genocided for past sins" message out
>>716353914>Can't even use another Linkin park song>need to copy an existing onePathetic
Where are all the games?
My wallet, will not heal
PC has them all
No, this canโt be real
My PS Pro has dust gathering on the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of vidya games I fear is never ending
Shitposting
I can't play
To find games again
Live service closing down
(Without a sense of leadership, I'm convinced)
(That there's just no IPโs left to make)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Where are all the games?
My wallet, will not heal
Xbox has them now
No, this canโt be real
Renewing PS+ for this monthโs disappointment
Indie, 3rd party
Against my will I see my physical collection
Thereโs nothing
No disk drive
To find joy again
The debt is closing in
(Without a sense of history, I'm convinced)
(That there's just no remakes left to make)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Where are all the games?
My wallet, will not heal
Switch 2 is a hit
No, this canโt be real
Where are all the games?
My ego, will not heal
The liquid cooling leaked
No, this canโt be real
My PS Pro has dust gathering on the surface
Consuming (no this canโt be real)
This lack of vidya games I fear is never ending
Shitposting (confusing what is real)
>>716357257The chip pads are different
>>716357007No, I'm being serious. IS made a grand total of 1 FE game after Echoes SoV. Meanhiwle Koei Tecmo made 3 and all of them are better than engage.
>>716357214Aaaaand he went mask off after he stopped getting attention.
>>716357257most likely a limited edition for pokemon gen 10
>>716357342The mask that is your throat will be off. Your throat will be debunked
>>716356807>Three Houses absolutely mogging Engage in everything.lol
lmao even
i see that KT paying the SBI extortion fee is doing wonders even years later
imagine the absolute bloodbath when this releases
I can't wait
Must be sad to be a schizo with a persecution complex.
>>716357410I think you missed a word buddy, It starts with an S. Could you say it again with that word?
>>716357410Is it true your throat got debunked as a child?
>>716353850Nintendo's been a budget option since at least the GameCube. Even the N64 was meant to launch at $249.99, but the launch price was dropped to $199.99 to compete with the PS1 and Saturn.
>>716357410Trump won
God won
Nintendo won
Keep seething, coping and dilating :)
>>716357154>Computer class>Every computer starts blasting the same song as Kid Pix 3 Deluxe is being booted up>That one kid who forgets to check their computer's volume when booting up Mavic Beacon during typing practice day and everyone turns to look at themGod take me the fuck back
>>716355652Someone post the list of games that would supposedly save the PS5. We need to add this to the list.
>>716357154Nintendo Forecast is a number autist making videos on the inner working of Nintendo as a corporation. He is a little bit more trustworthy than a random nintubber who post direct reaction videos, and whose biggest knowledge of Nintendo is playing Smash
>>716357518"God" and "jesus" aren't real and never existed. You are a cultist zealot bigot religious sheep. You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>716357628I shall pray for you eric.
>>716357628You will be rotting in Hell for all your past wrongdoings, you lost just like sony did :)
>>716357339Tecmo made ONE Fire Emblem game, which is Three Houses. The other two are Fire Emblem Warriors and Fire Emblem Warriors 3 Hopes. Of the latter two, one is hated and the other is "appreciated" for the most part. Engage is better than Three Houses in everything but the story, I'll give you that. You can stop attempting to derail now
>>716352845Your cope thread died by the way.
>>716357450Shiver is so erotic. Why is that character design allowed in a kids game?
>>716357290I guess he is that stupid
>>716357450i can't believe that it only took a change in hairstyle to make Frye attractive.
>Not even 200 posts in and he already dropped all pretenses he had
He's angry.
>>716357628>"God" and "jesus" aren't realRare eric being based moment
>>716357290To be honest, I forgot this game existed, let alone had enough interest to look at leaks. If this end up being true, Iam looking foreward to a meltdown on par with TLoU2's release.
>>716357214Too late, I have already chosen my beautiful new beginning
>>716357612Watch the analysis retard there are people that open switch cases and check the parts
>>716357574Every once and a while I think about the days the whole class would just play Poptropica and smile a bit to myself. It was funny to be shown it by another kid one day and then a few days later it had spread to everyone else.
>>716357628Find me a legitimate historian and not a redditor who actually takes Jesus Mythicism seriously. Historians, yes, including atheist historians, take Jesus Mythicism with more scorn and contempt than geologists and astronomers treat flat earth. You are dumber than a flat earther. Jesus Mythicism is almost PURELY an r/atheism talking point.
>>716357628That has been debunked actually.
>>716357628Had no idea Eric was jewish
>>716357843You explain it. Not giving clickbait youtubers views
>>716357812I always am
>>716357884R/atheism is smarter and more moral than any christian zealot bigot or tendie cultist
>>716357410Sorry but Nintendo already rebunked my throat, you will have to take it to them if you want to cash in your throat debunking warranty
>>716344356So are they a cult or not?
>>716358030>IWait, I thought Eric doesn't exist? Or he does, but you're not him and he's actually a tendie? Or whatever retarded shit you're spewing this week?
>>716358030was George Cacioppo based when he got busted in a sting op?
>>716357879I remember mistyping poptropica because I forgot what it was called after a kid showed it to me at school and running into reviews of Paprika, much to my confusion.
I also remember this was before the school was getting more strict about blocking stuff so I'd play Runescape or emulate NES games online between classes to pass the time.
>>716358030>eric admits he is real.saving this for the next time he claims eric doesn't exist.
>>716357812>barely warmed-over r/atheism retardation>"based"
>>716357837supposidely, the quick rundown of the leaks is
>humans that were exiled on an alien planet grow to become resentful of being exiled and start to amass tech to kill off all humans on earth>they mutate to look differently>MC is on the planet to look for her crew that abandoned her years before >the leader is actually a support of the exiled human's plight, and wants to help them get off the planet>he lures his other crew members to the planet hoping to steal their ships tech.>at the end of the game, you can choose to side with the exiled humans or the space cops that shows up.i might be misremembering a few things
>>716357483Yes, by his uncle's BNC (Big Nintendo Cock). That's why he gets irationally angry when Nintendo is winning, but deep down he is missing his uncle. That's why he promised to suck dog dicks for every Switch 2 sales over the 10 million mark. That way he can get the feeling of his throat being debunked by Nintendo one last time.
>>716357738>Engage is better than Three Houses in everything but the story,Nah it's better in the story department too, I'm tired of allowing grimslop faggots get away with blatant slander.
>>716357812 #
I am not "eric", because that is a fictional boogeyman who doesn't exist, but I always am based.
>>716357884 #
R/atheism is smarter and more moral than any christian zealot bigot or tendie cultist
>retard is having another bait-melty
and you have morons here and in other sites (points at you) insisting "he" doesn't exist. lmao
>deleted itFucking phenomenal work again, 'ric
>>716358325What other sites even mention him?
>>716358318>I am not "eric"
>>716357628Please refer to these posts
>>716354360>>716354661God is clearly a Nintendo employee
>>716357450They should make a bundle for this one just like they are for Z-A
>>716358318too late fucko
>>716356340>Sony scams their usersSame as it's always been.
>>716358521I can photoshop too, darren "eric" dragonirian weathers
>>716358479actually sometimes i wonder if divine forces hold a grudge against kikes and the rest of the west for using nuclear bombs on japan
>>716358213Believing in god and not believing in god are both opinions. Relax
>>716358418wikifarms. during the hack you have some user(s) asked if mods mentioned the retard behind all this spam in their logs. some retard immediately insisted eric doesn't exist.
no elaboration, just a quick dimissal. if you would be funny, if that was him but alas i don't care enough to check
i didn't visit visit the sharty so i don't know
don't get me started on moe. ids filtered those retards
>>716358694ONLY shitendo has pedos. You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>716358318I'm going to keep calling you eric.
>>716358769how big is your CP folder?
>>716352169 (OP)>less sales than Mario KartDK is dead on arrival in Japan I guess
>>716358318again I ask, was George Cacioppo based when he got busted in a sting op?
>>716358769What "pitiful end" would that be that I've supposedly chosen, eric?
>>716358754*some user(s) asking if
*it would be funny
oops
>>716358303There's a lot more going on in Three Houses than in Engages when it comes to blink and you miss it stuff that, if you pay attention to, will be rewarded by the reveal later on. Engage only has that for Alear's true parentage which, honestly, was obvious from the start. Just my personal taste, had a lot more fun with Engage than I did 3H when it came to the actually being a game part
>>716358814>>716358819>>716358854>>716358879The pitiful end where you FUCKING DIE PISSING YOURSELF AND GURGLING ON YOUR OWN FUCKING BLOOD BECAUSE I SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT
YOUR
FUCKING
THROAT
>>716358754>asked if mods mentioned the retard behind all this spam in their logs. some retard immediately insisted eric doesn't exist.Classic eric
>>716358769Did you get that from your uncle after he debunked your throat?
>>716358967Say it again :D
>>716358967only pissing I'm doing is from laughter at your pitiful attempts at being threatening.
>>716358967Settle down Eric.
>>716358967Ok but I'm still going to call you eric
>>716358754>some retard immediately insisted eric doesn't exist.100% his buttbuddy covering him.
>>716359030YOU WILL PISS YOURSLEF WHEN I RAPE YOUR MTOHER AND YOUR DOG AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND MAKE YOU WATCH. THEN I'LL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
>>716358967I have already chosen my beautiful new beginning, and there is nothing you can do about it
>>716354073>that voice the absolute STATE
>>716359129>AND YOUR DOGBut not before sucking the dog's dick, as you promised
>>716358754For sure him, he always does that
>>716359129Sit down. Take a breather. Hug your mom. Eat a snack. A kiwi, maybe.
>>716358967>>716359129I didn't get that. Can you repeat that, word by word?
>>716353702tendies (deranged sony fanboys with nintendo derangement syndrome with a tendency to falseflag)
>>716358967Does this mean you can report eric every time he posts his "pitiful end" crappypasta, since he confirmed it's meant as a thinly veiled threat?
>>716359129stop, my jaw hurts from laughing at you.
>>716359129The only thing being raped here is your throat once you have to suck all those promised dog dicks
>>716357963He's at least a glownigger associate. He HAS to be a goylem.
>This meltdown right after kf is mentioned and he accidentally confirmed his existence
I'M NOOOOOOTICING
>>716359129I just noticed you forgot to take your trip off while posting this.
>>716358985>>716359117>>716359178i think you can go there and search it now. just search eric. the thread and comments will appear immediately as there was zero mentions of this /v/ schizo before
>>716359052kek
that's not even funny anymore, it's just annoying and sad
it's just videogames for crying out loud how do you even become like that
>>716354128>remastered playstation portthat will be $110 (+ tip)
>>716359306He hates Japan and everything Japanese along with the other glowniggers. It was never about videogames.
>>716359270I turned around for 2 minutes, the fuck did he do?
>>716358030>He deleted it
What's got Username CEO of Autism so mad this time?
>>716354614Geoff doesn't pick goty I don't think he even gets a vote. Also Kojima has never won goty and I really don't think DS2 will get votes. It's amazing but also just more of the same and it came out in June. Journos aren't gonna give a fuck about it in November
>>716359387I think a mod did
>>716359412His throat got debunked by a dog's dick
Archive for those that want to see what was deleted
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/716352169
>>716359270wait are you fucking telling me the guy saying the caco had a thread draft wasn't bullshitting?
>>716359375Someone said something like "eric is based", and he responded "yes I am", despite the fact he's been trying to claim for years that eric either doesn't exist or is an elaborate falseflag conspiracy.
>>716359586Be gentle with him. Losing is all he has known for the past 8 years
>>716359539oh for god's sake
>>716356340I think it's an optional low power mode you can enable, but there's no actual reason to enable it, and people are speculating that it's for a handheld PS5 or some shit.
>>716359691What an absolute and utter fucking clown.
>>716359539>He admitted it with his trip up.HOW CAN ANY PERSON BE THIS FUCKING STUPID?
>>716359539link to see only deleted posts in this thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/tnum/716352169%20/deleted/deleted/
>the gook wacism was deleted>while antijapan real vehement shitposting has gone untouched for a decade
>>716359723>but there's no actual reason to enable itthe console literally overheats to the point of melting and bricking itself
PS5 is the only console on earth to get WEAKER than when it first released
>>716359723Totally has nothing to do with the reports of the liquid metal cooling melting the systems that popped the fuck off 4 weeks ago or anything. It's for sure for a handheld PS5 that will cost 299, play every game ever and absolutely murder Nintendo because SONY ALWAYS WINS
>get a 3 day ban for trolling because i told eric I was pissing myself laughing at his attempts to be threatening
Make it make sense
>>716359665>Thread draftExplain, pls.
>>716359874well there is also the og xbox, but that was down to cheap capacitors, not terrible design
>>716359750It comes with him being a Dobson-tier retard.
>>716359874>the console literally overheats to the point of melting and bricking itselfIn theory, yes. However, it can only do that when playing a game, so it'll never happen in reality.
>>716360004Essentially a pre-thread for registered users as a testing ground before it goes public for everyone.
>>716360076well, you're not wrong there
>>716359990Glowing in the dark.
>>716360076Why do you think it took 5 years to discover?
Kiwifarms doesnt even exist anymore, it was taken down. Prove me wrong and link a thread from it if it's still up. Any thread. You can't, because keffals won.
>>716360457Not only is it still up, but you can access it without a proxy in the UK again
>>716360538Prove it. Link any thread. Unless you can't, because it's gone, and its owner is going to prison.
>>716356340i hope this is true so europeans can sue, rape and gape sony for doing this
>>716360457i would but it's a perm to hotlink that here since the downtime
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>>716360576Lemme just find the link to YOUR thread on PG
>>716360643So, zero proof? Just copes? Interesting...
>the snoy is losing so badly all he can do is beg for people to post stuff he can make fake reports for
>>716359723They added it so that when PS5's start failing because of liquid metal leaking they can go 'should have turned on low power mode bro :)'
>>716360705Go ahead and link it here if it doesn't lead to anything anymore.
>>716356859just white.
Unlike sony, nintendo isnt retarded enough to not understand that releasing a new better model this early is a bad idea
>>716360795It is always amazing how low sony can sink finding new ways to be as anti-consumer and evil as possible
>>716352913antijapan; anon.
don't undermine yourself.
>>716352169 (OP)DK WON
KING OF SWING
LEADER OF THE BUNCH
DK! DONKEY KONG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c2zi-QjcrE
WE BE GROOVIN
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Still no real games for the Switch 2 lol.
>>716356859>nintendo is still selling switch 2s as fast as the factory can produce them >thinking they're going to release an updated version of it 1 month after it launched this is next level retardation
>>716360931you keep saying this but as an ESL i don't get the difference between the version with and without the hyphen
explain
>>716360076Fucking brutal.
>>716357450Imagine the cumbath I will enforce on these holes once it releases.
>anti-japan
Mindbroken weeb.
>>716361013its just some retard trying to derail
there is effectively no difference in the context its being used in here
>>716353762who?
what?
need details.
>>716360994this but 5 years and still no real games for the PS5
lol
>>716354223being antijapanese isn't a personality trait fag-kun.
>>716361063Please refer to the following before adressing your betters
>>716354360
>>716361220>sony keeps raising the price of the PS5 over and over again>on top of pushing updates that gimp its already poor performance graphically
>>716361127The streamer that did that Beerio Kart thing a month or so ago that had one of the other people at it (I think a pro smash player) get cancelled. he's getting sued by Nintendo over that stream. He's basically just a drama covering youtuber/twitch streamer who kinda deserves it, as if being a parasite who does nothing other than covering drama isn't bad enough, he's always a day late and a dollar short because he waits to find out the popular opinion on anything before making a video about it.
>>716361226You wish for real games like KINO Blade and DS 2 lol.
>All those deletednigga is really unemployed while living in a cardboard house
>>716360076KEKAROOO
>>716354360Kino...but I only worship Pandora.
Just how it is.
Also Fleet Admiral Rool did NOTHING wrong.
>>716360994>>716361063>>716361595>Already ban evadingI'm kf will be happy to see more of you and write it all on your page.
>>716361258Japan bent the knee to the globohomo, so I lost all respect for that meme country, simple as.
>>716361595>snoy has nothing left but a PC walking sim and a game the devs are begging to put onto switch meanwhile the actual ps5 exclusives are slop like this
>>716361424Likely entirely unrelated to the suit, but he pressured a recovering alcoholic to booze it up because he thought it would make for better "content" and then threw him under the bus when the alcoholic acted like an alcoholic once he was drunk
>>716361662Mindbroken. Your imaginary boyfriend isnโt real.
>>716359990CIA. Aka jew bitches.
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>>716361750>Jumper>Doesn't jump
He is just asking for a kiwifarms link because you have to separate the <dot> from the st-suffix and that allows him to report u for "filter evasion"
Just telling so that newfags don't get a ban
>>716360545I will rape these brats.
>>716361832no one is falling for this, nor has anyone ever fallen for this
>>716361850please understand the indian slop devs can't program more than 1 axis of movement
>>716354598Why are you so antijapanese you ching chong chink chon dick sucker?
>>716361832kf won. You lost. Your page will be seen by everyone.
>>716362054>antijapaneseMeds. japan is too irrelevant to have any antis.
Nintendo Switch won and the Playstation is dead and buried.
>>716362197Thank God that evil lost and goodness prevailed
>>716361595But Stellar Blade is on steam and all but confirmed to be coming to the switch 2.
>>716361595>real game>DS 2lmao
>>716361858I mean, what does he plan to do against those who just post screencaps?
>Has been outed multiple times when he tries this posting style
>Still tries it and pretends to be someone else
This isn't even derailing anything. It's just him being dumb.
What does stellar blade do that's special anyway?
Every bit of gameplay just looks like what neir did 8 years ago
>>716362346well, it has stellar in the title
5ch snoy also have a meltdown since yesterday
>>716354969pic unrelated, of course. SL is worse than the worst isekai slop that japan's shat out, so you can't be talking about that- right?
>>716361595Both of those series are coming to Switch 2, and that doesn't let you sleep at night because you can't process the fact you backed the wrong horse. Enjoy the "we're going third party guys!" announcement just like the segalards did 25 years ago
>>716352169 (OP)>outsold by Nightreign>outsold by 2huMKW sisters...
>>716362497At this point "snoy" is an archetype.
>>716362497>switch 2's third is terrible and is about to go bankrupt its funny that no matter what language it is, snoys are always delusional
>>716362317he has friends on the inside
>>716362564Incredible work for a game that doesn't come out until next month.
>>716362564How is a game that doesn't even release until august selling 2 million in june?
>>716362346It's a Chons game that has fanservice, and it was released in an era where Sony's retardation prevented Japan's fanservice games .
Look at Dragami games that skip PS5 outright, but confirm release on Switch 2, or Inti who said Nintendo is the only place for these games.
>>716360076Ye magnificent
>>716362497>10 generations will be non-interpersonalwhat
>>716362629always has been
>>716362346First Sony game with tits since they began censoring everything, that's it. Meanwhile Nintendo spent the whole Switch gen shoving tits on people's faces and getting shit for it from the usual suspects
>>716362645>he has friends on the insideI see
anal worms are not real friends though
>>716362705It's a repost of Centroleak nigga who stole the post from 4ch
>>716352169 (OP)>Xbox Series X|S โ 150 (679.971)Is this a new low?
>>716362670>>716362757its funny because when you actually look at things you find out nintendo was yelling at Platinum games to sex up Bayonetta even more for the nintendo version of 1 and for Bayo 2
>>716362802>It's a repost of Centroleak nigga who stole the post from 4chjust
>>716362802He's gonna get the Roaring Moon treatment again, won't he?
>>716362745I mean, in the Jungian way.
Their behavior is the fucking same all over the world. It's literally an instinct.
so many deleted posts lmao
>>716362346Itโs a game that made weebs seethe because, unlike Japanese, Koreans have the guts to stand against censorship, and it basically portrays Japs and servile cucks as one thing and Koreans as based saviors of gaming.
>>716362924>Koreans have the guts to stand against censorship
>>716355726Kirby isn't very anime at all, and Aro despises Kirby.
Faggot needs to be forced off the net, he gives Pikminchads a bad rep.
>>716362197>>716362230Remember the pattern:
>PS2: Won>PS3: Lost>PS4: Won>PS5: Lost>PS6: _ _ _
>>716362924>Koreans have the guts to stand against censorshiphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HSoSBle8AQ
>>716362497>12. If you played FF4 of the Super Fami, you could clear it in about 20 hoursI miss the days of JRPGs not demanding months of your life and I genuinely feel like this is a big detriment to the genre, especially when a lot of 80-100+ hour JRPGs don't actually have enough going on that warrant that kind of time sink.
It's almost mindnumbing jumping between SMTV where the intro is like 15 minutes, and VV which is just maybe a bit longer of an intro, and you're actually up and fighting and doing regular SMT shit, then Persona 5 which is like 4 fucking hours with a bunch of scripted fights and a braindead dungeon to pass as gameplay before you get to do anything meaningful.
>>716363007PS6: Not exist as Playstation will disband.
>>716362924stop with the bikini posting, fool
>>716362757>getting shit for it from the usual suspectsliterally a tale as old as the playstation
if nintendo/xbox/steam does anything its bad and they will go bankrupt any day now
sony does the exact same thing? the brilliance of sony knows no bounds everyone should look at sony as an example of how to win!
>>716362981AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>716362552Switch 2 would melt if it tried to launch DS2, lol.
You lost and got raped and gaped, macaco
you retarded brazilian nigger ape
M A C A C O
A C
C A
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>>716363005>Kirby isn't very anime at allKirby has an anime though
>>716363153>pramathlmao
reality is more of a meme than anything 4chan can come up with
>>716363007>PS2: won>PS3: lost >PS4: lost>PS5: lost >PS6: will be a $1000+ handheld with no games trying to compete with switch 2 while into its stride
>>716363092VV's intro is a bit longer but it does have a boss that can easily kill you because you have no options. It was nice.
>thread 3
What is there to talk about? Nintendo will be top dog in Japan again, Sony a distant second.
>>716363092>It's almost mindnumbing jumping between SMTV where the intro is like 15 minutes, and VV which is just maybe a bit longer of an intro, and you're actually up and fighting and doing regular SMT shit, then Persona 5 which is like 4 fucking hours with a bunch of scripted fights and a braindead dungeon to pass as gameplay before you get to do anything meaningful.true
this has been an issue since Metal Gear Solid
>>716363153>if nintendo/xbox/steam does anything its bad and they will go bankrupt any day nowthat reminds of those "china will go bankrupt" videos. kek
>>716358663>nips wuz good boys they din du nuffinThe nukes were deserved. The Jap government was willing to sacrifice their population to stave off unconditional surrender. 731 and Nanking were barbaric and don't even call the latter Chosenite propaganda since testimony on it comes from a Nazi party official who was present.
>>716363408No no no, this is the most sane and insane place to discuss thing without geting vacationed by jannies
>>716363007>PS6: _ _ _Will probably have a Samsung or iQue logo on it after Daddy Sony gets sick of their fiscal incontinence and sells the brand
Then it can enjoy its Gachaful new beginning
>>716363408>Nintendo will beHas been for 5 years now
>Sony a distant secondSecond place implies they're competing at all. Their sales presence is essentially 0. PC is second, Sony is nothing
>>716363578>The Jap government was willing to sacrifice their population to stave off unconditional surrender.not different from England during the Industrial Revolution.
>731 and Nanking were barbaricnot different to what The British did to jeetland and chinkland
>>716363167That's actually the PS5
>>716363578China deserved worse, Nanking was merciful, all things considered.
>>716356526What a fantastic gif.
I'm excited for the DLC, plus to see what ancient cosmological horror Kirby befriends next.
What a nice lad he is.
>>716363005Kirby final bosses are some of the most anime moments in gaming ever.
>>716363796And we love them for it
>>716363092It's funny how much games like Live-a-Live can fit into such a comparatively short experience over the bloated modern messes.
>>716363005>he gives Pikminchads a bad rep.That video where he defended unpatched Pikmin 3 on Switch 2 was absurd.
>>716363007>PS4 has an enormous attach rate for software, people buy the PS5 to play upgraded PS4 games>PS5 Library is extremely thin, PS6 will play PS5 games but not PS4 games so people will not feel as compelled to upgradeIt is looking grim for the PS6.
>weebs are unironically whitewashing Japanโs proven war crimes against China and Korea.
Grim.
>Bans evades and comes back
>Leaves when when a certain site is namedropped again
Noticing.
>>716364029You lost.
Sony lost.
Nintendo won.
kf won and all your info will be public for the entire World Wide Web to see.
>>716364029I'm not whitewashing shit. I'm saying they deserved it, and then some.
>>716357083>he hasn't learned of the deep insidious hatred of the jew after everything these last two yearsNGMI lad
>>716364029Nanking and the forced Korean comfort women didn't happen but I wish they did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_EcUYztJ3s
So this is the power...of Playstation's AI studio...
>>716357450Squids...
Octos...
Sex....
>>716364029This is the macaco
>>716358967This is eric
>>716364335I will make a male mechanic character and I will pretend I get molested (in a sexual way) every night by sweaty squid and octo idols and no one will be able to stop me
>>716364449And this is schizo-weeb.
>>716364508kf won. You lost.
>>716364508Ook for me, monkey
>>716364508 Sopa de Macaco.
>>716354058???
Japan has never cared about DK. Tropical Freeze didnยดt even sell 90k in its release week. 128k is great number for the series in Japan.
Is there even anything to derail or distract from? There's the credit card stuff and UK Internet stuff but that's only tangentially related at best.
kill all tendies in minecraft
>>716352169 (OP)>Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread 3>Weekly>3>>>/vg/
Sigh, he promo Chons again instead of whatever he's doing at Cygame.
BTW, one of the reasons he claimed for moving away from SK back then is that he has a daughter now.
>It's racism against Latinxs now
weebs just cannot help it, huh?
>>716364741these schizos are protected by the tendie jannie
>>716364802>latinxscallese, puto
>>716364678>Tropical Freeze didn't sell 90k in its opening weekIt sold 96k in it's opening week.
Here's a bunch of other numbers
>>716364741Go try to do it there, watch how fast the jannies bitch slap you.
>>716364816>Tendie jannieThese thread created by Snoy since PS4
Sony and Sony fans molest children.
>>716364678I think it should've done better though. For one, it's excellent. But for two, this is what EPD Tokyo's been doing for the past 8 years, instead of a new 3D Mario.
>>716363687>non-sequitorwhat. You'll have to explain a bit further.
>not different to what The British did to Chinkland and jeetlandLetting people starve and opium trolling are terrible but that is basically different from soldiers actively running around and raping, decapitating and torturing civilians. Unironically if the Japanese had just nuked or firebombed Nanking and that was it I doubt many people would talk about it.
>>716364305Comfort women were real. The Japanese government settled with the Korean government over it a while ago. Korean politicians just continue to sabre rattle over it for easy political points domestically.
>>716364937Their VPs too.
>>716357963He wishes he could be a Jew, he's just a golem.
>>716363880He didn't "defend" it, he told people to not bring the pitchforks out about it because Nintendo said from day 1 they were working on a fix.
>>716364802Eres un pinche mono.
>>716364853I THINK DKC3 FUCKING SUCKS
Northern Kremisphere is one of the best songs in the franchise thoughbeit
>>716364964>instead of100% guaranteed they worked on 3D mario at the same time and will reveal it in the next year or so, screencap this
>>716364992>and raping, decapitating and torturing civiliansdidn't they do that in china? the boxer thing and all that crap?
>>716364508Why are you smiling at me like that?...
>>716365062>he told people to not bring the pitchforks out about it because Nintendo said from day 1 they were working on a fix.Regardless of whether they were working on a fix or not, the game shouldn't have been buyable on the Switch 2 eshop in the state that it was in. Downloadable if you bought it previously, of course. But they shouldn't have been still selling the game in that state, even if they were working on a fix.
>>716360076ohnonono
darrenbros did we win???
>>716364678BWAHAHAHA this is your cope huh!?
>>716362564>Japan beats japan.Holy shit bros.
>>716365260The Boxer Rebellion was a Chinese Civil War so probably that was going on. It also prompted what was possibly the first true police action in world history where every Imperial power in the world jointly invaded China just to restore order.
>>716365242I don't think they have the headcount for that.
>>7163648533 games beat DKB (likely not when digital is included
>DKCR>4 years after the wii launched>DK64>3 1/2 years after the n64 launched>DKC3>6 years after the super famicom launchedI'd say not bad for bananza only a month after the switch 2 launched.
>Japan has over 1.5 mill Switch sales
>Flagship title only one month after launch
>A paltry 100k
PFFFTTT
>>716365664How many months did it take for the ps5 to get a game that launched over 100k?
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Anyone else sad they didn't get this? It was so beautiful
>>716365695>PS5Who said anything about that console? It's a flop too KEK
SWITCH AND SONY SUCK KEK
>>716361013Ignore the first retard.
It's about how words are described and defined anon.
Anti-Japan. Is a mix of two words. It allows the people you argue what exactly 'anti' and Japan' mean in usage. Which you do NOT want.
It'll devolve into 'uhhh chuddie Japan was ALWAYS a melting pot of Japanese, Koreans, Blacks, etc, Japan wasn't even made by Japan but [x] group' shit like we are seeing in the west.
Meanwhile.
Antijapan. Is one singular word. With one singular definition. To be against the Japanese people, their culture, heritage and wellbeing.
It's also why the word is antibiotic, NOT anti-biotic, now.
And why the jews shifted from anti-semistism, to antisemetism. They do NOT want their to be a concept of semetism to exist or be arguable.
This shift came about after the term antiwhite, no hyphen, grew in popularity again after it was deliberately and explicitly purged from our lexicons. Because that is the term that works.
Not worke.
Not leftist.
Not commie.
Not globalist.
Antiwhite. No hyphen, no caps on the 'W'.
Antijapan. Antijapanese.
>>716361424Oh...yuh that incident.
Ok.
Why is Nintendo suing him?
>>716365720>Wanting to waste $900 on a PS5 that has zero games, is underclocked, and melts if you use it as intended just because it looks like a far superior consoleI saw it on Kikebook Marketplace being sold for $300 a month after it released and the guy wanted the money or a PS4 instead.
>>716365872If I were to guess, they likely used nintendo branding to advertise an event themed around drunk driving
>>716365720Notice how it doesn't come with any games.
>>716365872I've heard nothing about Nintendo suing Ludwig. He got a vessel and desist back in 2023 I believe, but that's all.
>>716362497>29good for him
lmao
>>716362564Tuhu but fossil fighters?
The fuck am I looking at?
>>716365778Or it's because anti- is Greco-Roman in origin so we only omit the hyphen for suffixes that are also of Greek or Latin origin (antipathy, antimony, antithesis, antidote). Japanese and white are not Greek or Latin words ergo we use a hyphen. This is the common convention which should be implicitly obvious to any native English speaker.
>>716363234We are discussing the games though.
It was a good anime even so yes.
>>716363796Sure, but that's literally the end of the game. They are bloody fantastic, but a grand majority of the games aren't anime-esque.
>>716352169 (OP)>2. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza โ 127,905 / NEWIs this the best selling DK game ever in Japan?
>>716364029Nigger.
It's a war.
There are no such things as 'war crimes'.
Winners do as they please, some are merciful others aren't.
You raped bitch.
>>716364853DK64 did amazingly well despite the N64 being a dead platform over there.
>>716365615nintendo have massively recruited in preparation for switch 2 and if you look at bananza's credits about two thirds of the names involved in odyssey are absent
>>716357271Get ready for real Nintendomination
>Switch 2>Switch 2 OLED>Switch 2 lite>Switch 2 OLED lite>Switch 2 Pro>Switch 2 PrOLED>Switch 2 PrOLED liteVAMOS
>>7163649641. Bananza is confirmed as a second junior team within EPD Toyko. We've known this for a week at minimum.
So we'll still get a Mario game in due time.
2. Bananza is bloody fucking fantastic, It'll keep selling strongly due to word of mouth. The game is going to hit 15+mil world wide life time easily.
The game has so much charm, soul, and effort.
>>716364853>jungle beat that lowIt's so good though.
People need to try it.
>>716366643>switch 2 prooh fuck no
I can't take 5 more years of nate the nigger stringing his retarded fans along on trannyboards with "leaks" about the new console that's about to release anytime soon gaises this time for real for sure!!!
>>716366712Poppy Kong sexo
>>716365615They absolutely do anon.
Read interviews.
Bananza is by a junior team of mostly new hires.
>>716366867that's crazy that newbies were able to pull off something that's honestly the most fun nintendo game I've played in years, maybe ever
>>716366793Didn't expect to like her and Grumpy as much as I did.
even Void is great as a selfish profit driven undermining cur.
A strong cast of antagonists.
>>716366942i mean, the splatoon team is the same way
new kids on the block that wanted to prove themselves
>>716363007The pattern is: no games/struggle to have constant output = lose. So PS6 will lose too since the dev costs thanks to PS3 caught up to them and they dispose their own capacity to make their own software
>>716366942Nintendo is pretty thorough and diligent about their training.
Plus just because they are new at Nintendo doesn't mean they are new to development.
The director came from Square Enix after all.
They made a really damn solid game about punchin' rocks.
>>716366886>Ubisoft lost.More like ubilost
>>716367172CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS
>>716367061ARMS as well no?
>>716367207the arms team is just the mario kart team.
>>716352169 (OP)Will the Switch 2 pass the PS5 (in Japan) before the PS6 is released?
>>716367538>2027If the switch 2 doesn't hit 7 million by then, something catastrophic happened. It's more likely that it reaches 7 million by the end of 2025.
>>716366712>1. Bananza is confirmed as a second junior team within EPD Toyko. We've known this for a week at minimum. So we'll still get a Mario game in due time.I don't believe this at all. I don't know where this rumor started from, but Motokura was on Bananza.
>>716366643It's surprising a Switch OLED Lite never happened, felt like a no-brainer
>>716366942Bear in mind "newbies" is new to Nintendo. Lot of these people aren't spring chickens, they're multi-decade game industry veterans.
>>716367726I think Nintendo sees those as different target audiences. Switch Lite is for kids, Switch OLED is for power users.
>>716356510in another year or two sony will be porting its first party content to switch 2 before they even release it on the ps5
>>716366643Gaming is saved
>>716367919>Switch Lite is for kids, Switch OLED is for power usersLite is literally the cheaper version for more accesibility, nothing more.
>>716367962It's closer than you think, actually
>>716367962If there's any one thing to thank Microsoft for, it's gaslighting Sony into thinking exclusives don't matter.
>>716362564So when will ZUN start porting his game to the switch? I know he is a lazy ass and can't be arsed to move past DX9, but he could probably hire a porting studio to do it for essentially free money.
>>716367714motokura got promoted to producer from his director position on odyssey
he's likely overseeing both games, the same way aonuma who's zelda producer was in charge of both tears of the kingdom and echoes of wisdom
>>716367714only as a producer
Kazuya Takahashi is the director and it's his first game working for nintendo
https://www.ign.com/articles/our-big-bananas-interview-with-the-developers-of-donkey-kong-bananza
>>716366989Probably the only successful new DK antagonists I've seen. Granted it is a very easy bar to clear when the competition were tikis, snowmads, and the kung fu kongs. Even if they aren't antagonists again, I would like them to be recurring characters.
>>716368037Gotta love how the stance both are taking is "Erm exclusives are actually bad for the industry everyone should play everywhere", and most people aren't really giving them shit for it. If it was Nintendo you would not stop seeing parades about it
>>716367881Nintendo like to pick talent from companies rather than buying whatever developer.
Must be temping as shit to whatever code monkey, but recently lot of publishers and developers started to improve working conditions and salaries because that.
i think we should groupbuy eric a switch 2 so he can finally get some games to play
>>716368727He won't like because it's an icky Japanese thing instead of an American SIE product.
>>716368727>getting a switch 2 to a faggot that doesn't want onegroupbuy one to me instead, I'd appreaciate it
>>716368151>Kazuya Takahashi is the directorit's nuts that he got to direct
and that he did a fantastic job
like holy shit, what a shot in the dark. his big thing was making a multiplayer DLC for Final Fantasy XV
>>716368865From forspoken to DK is a huge accomplishment.
>>716368246The Kung Fu kongs were great.
Suck a cock.
Snowmads were cute.
Tikis are definitely a support role to main villain tier though.
I want to see a DK64 2. Where Funky once again runs the gun/range weapon shop, but Grumpy sells melee/close combat weapons. And the two have a huge feud over each over. Funky disliking a guy who tried killing his Best Bro vs Grumpy annoyed by how unserious/commited Funky is via all his side gigs, but grow to mutually respect each other over the game especially after a boss fight where both assist the player in some way. As Candy runs music shop and Poopy hands spy tech and have catty bitch fights cause Candy thinks she's trying to steal DK while Poppy finds her to be a seething cunt, only for Candy to mellow out...slightly, but Poppy playfully teases and goads Candy. Would be Ludo.
Void can be main villain or King K.Rool's second in command.
>>716368865>>716368935Really just proves that square has no FUCKING IDEA how to use its talent.
At all.
In any way.
Really pathetic.
>>716368865what the fuck, for real? where does nintendo find these guys
>>716368935Nintendo have some stupidly good tard wranglers, look at mercury stream and Silicon knights.
Even monolith soft counts.
>>716368968Sorry anon. I just didn't care for the kung flu kongs, but your idea for a DK64 2 is pretty neat.
Still think Void Kong should have been named Crunky Kong
>>716369045Nintendo got Bananza, Square-Enix got Balan Wonderworld.
>>716369358His name not ending in a Y is fine since he does not became an ally.
https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-sales
Top 30's up, seems that lack of consoles kept Bananza from doing better
>>716369358He's Void cause he has no Soul.
I'd choose Miser Kong myself though.
>>716369756>Almost a Nintendo 30/30Perhaps next time
>>716369756>DS2 already out of top 10>Is struggling to sell 100k copiesWhy don't snoys buy games?
>>716369756>Saved by nightrein and kojimbo.Wew, that looks dire.
>>716370027nobody gave a fuck about that "game" no cultural relevance at all
>>716369925Empty kong would've been good
>>716369756I was hyped seeing the 10 but this killed any hope for a clean sheet. Still 28/30 is great
>>716369756>>716370069Is there something coming for ps next week or the next?
Maybe the 30/30 is coming soon again.
>>716370027>>716370087PS owners don't care about games, apparently DS2 is amazing visually on its own above other games. That or they're far more busy playing PS4 games instead of PS5 games lmao
>>716370027>Put Pekora in the game hoping it'd attract her simps>She's so deep in the game that people just look up her quests on Youtube instead of buying the gameIt is a mystery.
>>716370027DS2 isn't a game.
>>716369756>Donkey Kong still green Why?
>>716370239wtf is a pekora?!
>>716369756>Nintendo overshipped BananzaTurns out, Japs dont like DK...
>>716370123once Drag&Drift, Kirby DLC plus a 3rd party or two more launch 30/30 is pretty guaranteed.
Nintendo is going to get an ever green title every month for the next like 10-12 months.
They'll own the top 30 and command the the top 50.
>>716370319>once Drag&DriftWhich game?
>>716369756>40% sell throughOoof, looking like a flop for DK there
>>716370267because Nintendo ultra stocked knowing it'll go through.
>>716370295rabbit slut v-tuber,
>>716370313>>716370390The game is the only thing they can ship en masse at the moment so it makes sense. When the Switch 2s trickle out they can make sure the buyer has DK waiting for them especially if they opt for the unit without Mario Kart.
What surprises do you think will be in the direct?
>>716370267It will be an evergreen so it's fine.
>>716370570rumor is they're already going to have animal crossing be ready for next year
>>716370453>v-tumorlol who keeps falling for that when even ms tanked using them as "advertising" tools?!
>>716369756>top 30 out>No PS HxH> Eden ZeroRIP Anime game on PS, No wonder they have to bribe Bamco by buying 2% of their stock
>>716370704If that's true, they're truly out for blood
>>716370570>DirectNot real until announced
>>716370319MGS3make will probably chart for a few weeks, GoY and third party stuff like the ps version of dragon quest too. We'll see a lot of 26-29s but I don't think a full 30/30 will be that easy to pull off. It's fucking crazy how many we got in that one run a few years back but that seems like it was a perfect storm
>Switch โ 11.766
>PlayStation 5 โ 6.148
>>716370570Panel de Pon 99
Shadowdropping a remaster of Prime 2
FE 4 Remake [I am fucking coping]
Miyamoto remembering "wait I made Starfox!" and throwing us another tech demo using the mouse controls
Persona 3 Reload announcing a FemC DLC route
>>716370737Apparently it's been successful for Street Fighter 6 at least
>>716370801Prior to the switch, there was literally only ever ONE other 30/30 in the entire history of famitsu
>>716370827Panel de Pon 99 would be the literal sweatiest game ever conceived by mankind
>>716370570luigi's mansion 4
or whatever Next Level Game is coming
>>716370570Idk. Animal Crossing, maybe Smash? Anything exclusive that could potentially sell 30M + on Switch 2, cuz there isn't anything right now
>>716370829It's another case of missing the reasons behind; it was because of the legacy IP, not who were used as shilling. Damn, those management types can be really dumb at times. Speaking of Zoomer Fighter 6, how much sold on the Switch 2?
>>716370319Is Drag x Drive even getting a physical release? It's only $20 so I doubt it could break even with the $15 cart cost
>>716368727Eric doesn't deserve a switch 2
>>716370801Sure.
And DQ12 will keep ps safe as well 1+2 2d hd.
But also.
MK W is staying forever. mk8dx STILL charts.
BotW has to versions to chart as does TotK.
DK B will be around for months.
Splatoon 3 still charts + Raiders will slaughter everything near it.
Fagemon Ass to zits will stay on for months.
Metroid Prime4 will have switch + S2 enhenced (as that counts as separate physical).
Plus Daemon x Machina being physical, not key card. Among other things.
It very likely can occur again.
>>716370941Nope, digital only, but Nintendo wouldn't have to cover the full cost of the cart since they're definitely charging a *bit* more than it actually costs them to make it.
>>716370935Well SF6 also just became a "streamer game" for Jap Vtubers moreso than any specific partnership so the potential audience appeal was much wider than tying down one specific vtuber.
>>716370941Digital only as far as I know
>>716370906>even 2ch has those [sad news] botsSad!
>>716370932They could even pull a second Mario Kart on Switch 2 if World loses steam in 2 years as a World Clash
>>716370941Everybody shitposted the hell out of this but at 20 dollars I really don't see much of a problem with it.
>>716370827Panepon 99 better also be on Switch 1
>>716370704I don't know man. We already have Tomodatchi Life next year that it seems like it would be a gamble to have their biggest life sims to release the same year. Though maybe if they space them out enough that it might just be a two cakes situation where everyone wins.
>>716371039IIRC the meme came from it
>>716371004I think the sales difference between DQ12's versions will be even bigger than DQ32d-hd's. The moment that thing gets announced with a big fat Switch 2 logo attached to it, it will be absolute insanity in Japan
>>716370941Source on it being 20 bucks? Not heard of that.
>>716370932>retard says this>doubts MK W selling 30milchild.
>>716371151https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/drag-x-drive-switch-2/
>>716371107it's like mario kart and kirby air riders
one is niche and the other is mass market appeal
they do this all the time
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>>716370570Uhhhhh. Super late MH World port?
>>716371107Tomadachi is in no way going to undercut AC, especially if AC releases 6+ months later.
>>716371212>Barry wonRemember that time when you won, Barry? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I was the Barry all along!!
>>716371173Well that's interesting. Curious on how it'll hold up then.
>>716371205I think that's more happenstance because they got Sakurai directing the game and he probably wanted to get the game released as soon as it was done so that he could move on.
>>716371261Capcom having to admit Wilds is going so bad that they have to lean on World again is literally impossible
>>716371212Don't forget Druckman lost as well. Apparently the tv show of the movie "game" 2nd season was a huge trainwreck
>>716370570I want Palworld to be there just to take the wind out of the "Nintendo would NEVER" camp
>>716370570>implying direct
>>716371409That Intergalactic game will hopefully put the final nail in Druckman's coffin.
>>716370239I doubt nousagis are into that kind of game unless Pekora herself plays it.
>>716371409oh it's absolutely horrid.
Once again people are hating that Joel is killed so that some roid tranny scum fuck antiwhite can get jerked off.
>>716371409Didn't it have its third season confirmed already?
>>716371572...they got a v-tuber in their game but didnt make her sign a contract to play it post release?
There are no limits on sony's retardation.
>>716371530>incoming flop>>716371574>even normies turned their backsIt's going to be glorious once that "game" is released
>>716370570A new 3D Mario game because of the 40th anniversary
>>716371574>everyone hated it the first time>do it again to further spite criticsKind of based in a way but Druckman is also a huge faggot that deserves nothing. I still remember that really fucking weird stream from the Game Awards where the woman was outside the window or whatever the fuck. Weird as hell.
>>716371639She played it actually. What I meant is that I don't think nousagais care beyond watching her play it.
>>716371572Pekora played it.
Then again most likely nousagis are Nintendo fan than PS fan.
Someone like Botan should have more PS fan
>>716371572>>716371639No joke, I despise moviegames and think DS wasn't too polished on the fun side of a game despite having its bullshittery moments but I'd totally play it for the whole Conan cameo.
>make a special game segment for shits and giggles>guy you interview offers you to appear on it>make a section as a skit>it's actually on the game after releasethat shit was gold imo
>>716371693>because of the 40th anniversaryYeah not happening then.
>>71637169340th anniversary game with be Mario Maker 3
>>716371634after massive rewrites and redoings from the train wreck, to try and recover viewership.
it's done.
sunk.
dead.
>>716371656i'd personally use 'vagues' over 'normies/normalfaggots' myself.
>>716369756>two Mario Karts>three Zelda SKUs>two Kirby gamesInteresting.
>>716371731>get hated on >"It's only the chuds hating us for no reason">get hated on hard on tv by mainstream audiences"C-Chuds, it's totaly them..." -Druckman, probabbly
>>716370827>Panel de Pon 99I'd rather have Dr. Mario 99
>>716371812Actually there seem a leak with code name โSPredโ so it could be a new mario
>>716371856>after massive rewrites and redoings from the train wreck, to try and recover viewership.>it's done.>sunk.>dead.This. It's exactly why Druckman returned to "make" "games", to look better as a resignation when everyone knows he was fucking fired for all that crap
>>716371847>The mouse controls will allow for easy 3D manipulation>64 levels are on the tableWe are about to enter a new era of Kaizo shenanigans considering the blood they have wrung from stone in MM1 and 2
>>716352169 (OP)>hunter x hunter only 3k salesGrim
>>716371812when you are wrong you need to post a time stamped pic of you kneeling to the Perfect Mario statue anon.
>>716372024Also PS5 didnโt chart, same for eden zero (which is 70$ i think?) bomba
>>716372024yt algorithm showed me videos of that game... it's a total shitfest, chinese tier netcode and 3rd world type of lag from the 90s era. Huntercucks got rekt once again
>>716372024Let's be real now: Everyone who got to play the game early called it kusoge. Fun kusoge, but still kusoge
>>716371039That's where the meme came from. In fact the meme started on these threads.
>>716371754Botan is a PC gamer at heart. Her fans are the same.
>>716371876Nintendo nation.
>>716372102I saw a twitter video of one of the characters sinking an entire team with two shoulder charges and a raw super and that was more than enough.
>>716372104>ynr this is an 8ing gameWhat happened? All the talent from it left in these last years? I recall them dropping quality fighting games like Bloody Roar and Nintendo Naruto games
>>716372253From selling more than the Switch 1!
>>716372253>Leave Switch 2 to me.
>>716371958It could be anything really.
>>716372362for one (1) week!
you may need now yoshida-sama. Arigoto.
>>716372236Sounds like that MHA fighting game that was broken as hell.
>>716371958>SPred>Soul Pred
>arena fighters
Universally fucking trash
>>716372782HxH's a 3 v 3 2D wtfbbq fighter
Make a new thread retards
>>716372890There's nothing notable and even stuff like the credit card fiasco is only a tangent at best. No need.
>>716372985TOP 30 thread is in order actually. Best to get it done before 'ric makes a fake one
>>716371004Isn't Pikmin 4 still in the Top 30 or did it finally drop out? Nintendo has absolutely won the evergreen war based on these charts.
>>716373257nah it fell out