Schizo/soothsayer anon here. Championship game over so let me collect my thoughts.

>Players aren't getting paid much
>Optics of empty stadiums, gets beat by CFL handily
>TV ratings are on-par with NASCAR truck races, niche autistic viewing.

I think this can be fixed.

Meme owners, meme branding, meme involvement. Tom Brady gets a team, they're literally called the TB12's, the logo is his sportswear brand. Find 7 other retired players, TV personalities, or company executives who are already sponsoring the league. Also, where the fuck is The Rock?

A rule is created where one drive per quarter (called "Super Drives"), the meme owner must be a guest offensive coordinator. We see picture-in-picture of them calling plays, and the comms are played on the TV broadcast. Tom Brady calls plays for the TB12's. The Rock calls plays for the Brahmas. Random middle management guy from Progressive Insurance who binges on CFB 25, calls plays for Team Progressive.

It becomes this "hook". What plays is Tom Brady going to run - did he actually attend practic and draw shit up? Can random insurance salesman, if given the keys to a pro offense, outsmart a veteran coach? Mandatory to happen once a quarter. When does a team deploy their "Super Drive?" Interview the meme owner after the super drive ends asking what the fuck were they thinking. Do the players respect them? What happens if retard insurance salesman actually gets his team to score a TD against Brady's team?

Friday night game, two saturday games, one sunday game. Each week you play in a different stadium so it's basically a travelling show.

This is so fucking retarded, but so is willingly giving yourself CTE to play in an empty stadium.