>What
A league dedicated to the discussion of spring gridiron football leagues

>Which leagues
UFL, CFL, ELF, LFA, and various arena leagues that fluctuate in being alive

>UFL
https://www.theufl.com/
Postseason starting in 2 weeks

>CFL
https://www.cfl.ca/
Preseason streaming free on youtube

>ELF
https://europeanleague.football/
Season has started watch on DAZN

>LFA
https://lfa.mx/
Wait for Mexianon to post

>Thread Question
Where is the UFL expanding next season?

>Week 10
5/30: STL @ DC - 8:00 ET, FOX
5/31: HOU @ MI - 3:00 ET, ESPN
6/1: ARL @ SA - 12:00 ET, ABC
6/1: BMH @ MEM - 3:00 ET, FOX

>Conference Championship
6/8: MI @ BMH - 3:00 ET, ABC
6/8: DC @ STL - 6:00 ET, FOX
>Championship game
6/14: 8:00 ET, ABC

>>148826831 (OP)
I found the super Niche YouTube sports Chanel i was talking about in the other thread, this dudes post content about all alt football including a weekly update on LFA , ELF and a bunch of arena leagues, i dont think theres any other outlet in english constantly speaking about LFA even when they are geting like 50 Views in their videos kek

https://youtube.com/@shadysportsnetwork?si=cKei-j9Er6gUWzTw

previous >>148447700

>ELF week 3

It's kinda funny you guys finally pieced together that someone from the league is here by cross-referencing timestamps on Twitter. I figured this out with the fake CFL x XFL rumor I started. I think they took this idea and rolled with it to string along investors considering both leagues were in a fucked spot after covid. Check the timestamps.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105235942/#105235942
https://www.cfl.ca/2021/03/10/cfl-exploring-opportunities-alignment-xfl-ownership/

Anyways last year I pretended that the league wouldn't "expand" but rather start whoring out ownership of teams to sponsors or celebrities, like Japan's X-league or ESPN NFL 2K5's celebrity challenge games, as a last-ditch attempt to meme itself into viewers. Teams that aren't doing well will become road-only teams and morph into things like "Team Burger King" or "Team Tom Brady." This also theoretically allows for more home games in succeeding markets, too, like STL and DC.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/140172656/#140288344

I think they stole my autistic shitposting again. Tom Brady seems to be first in line for this I wager it won't be called the Tampa Bay Bandits, registering those trademarks is just a backup plan. It'll literally just be his TB12 brand used as the team name (so yes the scorebug will read Arlington Renegades vs. TB12).

https://uflnewshub.com/ufl/exclusive-ufl-trademark-filings-signal-potential-expansion-with-four-historic-usfl-franchises/

Hello UFL front office guy lurking here, yes I am an autistic shitposter but I am actually a designer by trade and would like be contacted in the event you actually do this, even if it's to be comped with like free tickets or whatever. I just don't know how to give out my personal info without getting doxxed.

>one lost game and they go running to re-sign Jeremy Johnson

Not a good looks imo, Jeremy Is damn good but those panic moves make the caudillos organization look weak and aimless, also its 1 lost game after 3 wins the white boy aint vas It was just 1 hard game

cfl starts on thursday
pacific time
friday night should have the best game of the 4

>>148828444
I was looking up the QBs in the league and saw that Hamburg just signed taulia tagovailoa a few days ago

What's the level of ELF?

>>148836951
Below ULF and CFL, probably above X-League. If UFL/CFL could beat almost any Power 2 conference team, ELF is more like FCS.

>>148837475
>probably above X-League
Doubt It, they have way More imports i think X League only allows like 2 but Japan has an actual playera developemnt ecosystem in place so theres no comparison between european players (whole still make up most of the teams) and japanese players, ELF Is easily nellow both x League and LFS

>>148837980
I disagree, x league guys tend to be similar in size to cfl, but cfl rules prioritize speed over size, elf maybe has too many teams but there's more guys coming from it that can play nfl/cfl
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Player_Pathway#Notable_participants
cfl has a global draft and teams have moved from going after japanese guys to europeans, but it's still mostly australian kickers

>>148838351
The IPP Is mostly a marketing plot to break into More markets, very few ever make It out of trainning squad so saying they can "play NFL/CFL" its a bit of a stretch, also its worth pointing out quite a few of those guys arent homegrown they didnt actually learn the game in Europe, they spent sometime in the US before, so their individual success dosent reflect on the actual football player development capabilities of the country and the pool of availabel players ELF has an access too.

The average japanese player goes thru the same process the american, canadian and mexican player does (obviouslly to different quality levels) meanning theyve been playing all their lives in competitive leagues from pop Warner to college fighting for scholarships and all that, the euros Is usually "i used to play soccer/basketball/rugby and found out theres was some American football club in my city and a small League at like 22", also theres dedicated and More prepared coaching staff in Japan than Europe, a better gauge would be international games which we havent seen in a while, but overall i dont think a top ELF side can take on a top X League one

some guy from the UFL's power rankings

>>148840505
No issue there

greg and blake mic'd up moments >>>/wsg/5885378

Ta'amu emergency 3rd QB for DC, Duggan appears to be starting for the Hawks.

>>148839331
>meanning theyve been playing all their lives in competitive leagues from pop Warner to college fighting for scholarships
pretty irrelevant to positions outside qb
it's better to be some 19 year old gigachad with no exprience than some average guy who played from ages 8-18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Onyemata
no high school experience and played 6 years in nfl

>>148848882
Theres deffinetly odd cases and sure if you are a freak of nature you have better chances, and even then success in sports is always a combination of factors, genetics Is one but cant overlook enviornment and trainnign, shit even Oyemata himself, you think we would have heard of him if he stayed in bumfuck nowhere Nigeria and not moved to canada? Sure he got the genetics to get into the sport to a relatively late stage in life but thats a dime a dozen, freaks of nature are freaks for a reason and are not the standar not in Europe not anywhere, so yeah actually having the systems in place to constantly crank competitive even if not NFL/CFL level players its way More telling of the level of play of a national League than a couple of oddities

>>148851825
Also, football Is the ultimate tram sport, theres tons of stories of outstanding players that never won shit because their individual level was never going to be enough to carry a team that lacked in other positions, fuck Is the point on being german DK Metcalf if Gunther the QB throwing you pases Is Gunther the part Time security guard?

>>148851825
>genetics Is one but cant overlook enviornment
genetics is more important than environment is the point I'm getting at
>>148851874
have dk metcalf play qb until he's at a level where someone can play better than him
lot of nfl wrs are converted ncaa qbs

Defendies winning it all!

>still another week til the playoffs
weak

>>148853368
Fuck the tendies

"Sportsman of the Year" nominees
Seth Green - Renegades
Barry Wesley - Stallions
Chris Rowland - Defenders
Leon O'Neal Jr - Roughnecks
Jaylon Allen - Showboats
Steve Stillianos - Brahmas
Ryan Nelson - Panthers
Travis Feeney - Battlehawks

>ELF Week 3 schedule

>>148861883
is there anywhere to watch this other than dazn?

>>148862021

>>148861883
Let’s go Galaxy!

>>148862021
Ive tried to find links with no luck before, maybe if the League Is More popular now theres some out there?

LFA W5 schedule

All games here
https://youtube.com/@lfa_mex?si=djZU91-we5IkK4YV

>>148848392
i think this is the 2nd time someone has done this this season

>>148861883
Big dawg game #2 scoring offense vs #1 Defense

>Temu is emergency QB3 for tomorrow
I don't know what to feel

>>148864974
who is backing up DiLiello?

>>148865122
Spencer Sanders

>Battlehawks vs Defenders
Finally got another good Friday night game

>>148869787
Eh, can't imagine either team gonna show their true power levels

>>148873051
DC is benching Ta'amu straight up, and STL probably repeats what they did last week with a pass focused attack for Duggan to get comfy in the first half.

>>148852253
Exactly, qb is the overmatch position

where is this nigga?

runslop friday night lights rivalry kino is on the menu tonight boys

Saw thunderstorms in the forecast and decided not to go to the Defenders game. I'm too exhausted to deal with bad weather

>>148876678
he in the ELF yet?

>>148877969
he's canadian so if anywhere the CFL

>>148876720
Runslop favors hawks backups

>>148877812
you forego the cool shirt forever

>>148848392
still nice that he turned it into some positive yardage

>>148876720
please let us have some slip and slides

>>148879060
Yeah I was gonna be there early for it too, but now there's a tornado warning so I'm not even upset. Hoping it blows over quick so they can play on time

baking

fleet would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>>148879588
thanks for the heads up, i was about to make one

>>148879614
>>148879614
>>148879614
Migrate

theres the flag. this will be a good game.

HAWKS WIN DA XFL EAGLE

i was hoping for a little more rain slop. its a shame they got rid of all the water during half time

>>148826831 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX417P90Qgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX417P90Qgk

>2 CFL Preseason game currently underway

>People bitch like crazy how unfair it was that STL and Birmingham are hosting home games
>They would have regardless
lmao

>>148881812
How are my Argos looking?

>>148887126
Sad I missed the first half slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiVYBnIKQBI

Eternal ELF stream

>Tua's bro is playing like Tua

Why are UFL teams so fucking retarded with ticket pricing? Tickets should be like $25-$50 maximum, I love it but it's not a premium product in the view of the masses.

>>148891636
Does he not know how to do math?

>>148891636
Those tickets are $41 a pop, anon.

Bread?

>>148894110
ill make one hold on

roughnecks vs panthers
>>148894680
>>148894680
>>148894680

>>148888319
dont worry, i'll make a bunch of webms from the game including the rain slop stuff

holy fucking shit

>>148899532
the o/u for these games have gotta be wild

Fendies own ya!

I missed the Hawkies v. Fendies game yesteray. Was it a good one to watch?

>>148902729
the first half was hilarious due to the rain. 2nd half was kinda uneventful

>>148899532
My raidies.

>>148901421
>>148902936
>>148903451
>>148904337
Man I wish I would have caught the first half, at least.

>>148881363
>Kek, Mike Rose just using the shirt to stand up
heh

>>148881455
>What the fuck, did nobody see that Battlehawk just throw a punch?
this is the closest thing to a punch i could find. is this what you were talking about anon?

>>148891264
lmao

>ELF Scores as of now
holy booty blast

>>148910814
are all these games usually blowouts?

>>148911004
idk probably?

Watching LFA, tonights game is not bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyyF6lXazf8

>>148911195
>Gallos Negros
literally the black cocks

>>148911674
>Coach Black Cock

>>148911195
>this resulted in a game ending sack

>>148912225
lol

throwback from 2020

Bump

Good morning Gridirons

Good morning saars who will be winning the American football games?

Good morning gridiron football watchers

anotha one

>last game of the season
wet fart or pure memes, call it

>>148923276
Wet fart

baking

>>148924029
>>148924029
>>148924029
migrate

>>148928584
>>148928584
>>148928584
Birmingham @ Memphis

Do we even bother with a Birmingsham v Memepiss thread?

Wet fart of a Sunday. Hopefully next sunday is good.

what a shitter slate this weekend god damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ48iK3EI3Q

At least we have LFA memes for now

The ending to this A7FL game is pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGfBiDM0alI

ELF finals

>>148935385
Has this league ever tried going a week without a booty blasting

Did I miss anything funny in the last two games yesterday?

>>148938469
Not really, they were snoozefests

>League Leaders
Passing Yards: Luis Perez, 2,298
Passing TDs: Jordan Ta'amu, 17
INTs thrown: Luis Perez/EJ Perry, 5
Rushing yards: Jashaun Corbin, 514
Rushing TDs: Toa Taua, 6
Fumbles: Jalan McClendon, 6
Receiving Yards: Siaosi Mariner, 527
Receiving TDs: Cornell Powell, 7
Receptions: Justin Hall, 62
Tackles: Jordan Williams, 79
Tackles for Loss: Chris Odom, 12
Sacks: Pita Taumoepenu, 7.5
Interceptions: Ajene Harris, 3
Forced Fumbles: Jordan Mosley/Pita Taumoepenu/Mario Goodrich, 3
Field Goals: Lucas Havrisik, 22
Field Goal %: Rodrigo Blankenship, 95.4%
Longest Field Goal: Rodrigo Blankenship/BT Potter, 56

>>148941639
>Fumbles: Jalan McClendon, 6
my roughnecks :(

>>148862896
Sup wasnt able to watch games or post durign this weekend

Mexicas raped Raptors 38-3
Caudillos barely got the win 10-9 against gallos negros
Arcángeles beat Reyes 26-16

Monday night football Will be Osos @ Dinos Will post link later

All UFL squad announced
>Offense
Quarterback: Bryce Perkins, Michigan Panthers
Running Back: Jashaun Corbin, San Antonio Brahmas, Jacob Saylors, St. Louis Battlehawks
Wide Receiver: Deon Cain, Birmingham Stallions, Chris Rowland, DC Defenders, Tyler Vaughns, Arlington Renegades
Tight End: Sal Cannella, Arlington Renegades, Gunnar Oakes, Michigan Panthers
Offensive Guard: Cohl Cabral, Michigan Panthers, Steven Gonzalez, St. Louis Battlehawks
Center: Mike Panasiuk, St. Louis Battlehawks
Offensive Tackle: Yasir Durant, DC Defenders, Ryan Nelson, Michigan Panthers
>Defense
Defensive Tackles: Joe Wallace, DC Defenders, Perrion Winfrey, Birmingham Stallions
Edge: Derick Roberson, DC Defenders, Pita Taumoepenu, St. Louis Battlehawks
Linebackers: Tavante Beckett, San Antonio Brahmas, Willie Harvey, St. Louis Battlehawks, Anthony HInes, DC Defenders
Cornerbacks: Deandre Baker, DC Defenders, Ajene Harris, Arlington Renegades, Kedrick Whitehead Jr., Michigan Panthers
Safeties: Leon O’Neal Jr., Houston Roughnecks, Arnold Tarpley III, Michigan Panthers
>Special Teams
Kicker: Rodrigo Blankenship, St. Louis Battlehawks
Punter: Brad Wing, San Antonio Brahmas
Long Snapper: Alexander Matheson, St. Louis Battlehawks
Return Specialist: Chris Rowland, DC Defenders
>Totals for each team
STL: 7
BMH: 2
DC: 7
MI: 6
HOU: 1
ARL: 3
MEM: 0
SA: 3

>>148942987
>MEM: 0
kek fucking memepiss

>>148943643
Honestly I think Hennie got screwed on the Returner slot.

one day /my/ Generals will return...
one day...

>>148942961
Link for todays Game kickoff in about 1:20

https://www.youtube.com/live/cCksetVMAsI?si=o3cD8j19wgzwHJln

that last weekend really took the wind out of this general

>>148948071
the games on fri and sat we're alright. those games on sunday however... whew

>>148948071
I would say calm before the storm but this general is so small losing 2-4 people to the live XFL Championship Game might kill it.

McGough back on IR, Corral off IR, so depth chart should be Smiff, Cookus, and Corral.

>>148948071
Since they were all dead rubber games I decided on a little break from football

>>148950450
>McGough back on IR
Did he get hurt again?

>>148952251
I think it's the same injury

>>148955673
He don’t look that good even when he was healthy

Please let Michigan win this Sunday. I can't deal with a 4pete

cannella brought back the egg bowl classic this past weekend

>memepiss

>>148961039
but muh fedex guy! Muh non NFL markets!

Can the thread survive until playoffs?

>>148965749
With the power of mental thinking and the indomitable spirit of anon on anon friendship, yes.

>>148965749
I’ll bump it when I can

>>148965749
We keeping it alive

Thank you mushroom anon from like 2 years ago i dedicate this thread to you

>Talk about getting rid of the USFL and XFL conferences
Don't be retards, you're slowly building actual rivalries and can point to that as part of your history. Not to mention most casuals still say XFL when referring to your product. Stop changing things just to change them.

>>148961039
I thought week 10 was gonna have the lowest attendance

UFL needs better throwing QB's

1/2
>UFL receiving totals

2/2
>ELF Receiving yards thru week 3

>>148974201
me when i forget to attach the image

>>148973645
I didn't think that's the issue, I think ELF needs better DBs

>>148975888

>USFL injury report

>>148979238
Is Perkins STILL hurt?

Bump

Wonder if all the teams with interim HCs bring them back next season

>>148986560
No chance for DC, he's going to follow the old coach. San Antonio also probably not with how poorly that went

>>148986794
Kinda hope a team makes Blake Williams their HC just for the sideline outbursts he would generate

These friday night games need to go

>>148989982
were they even good for tv ratings?

>ELF week 4

the $25 social media budget cleared, teams engaging in weak bants

>>148992668
They were 5-600k every time.

>>148992990
has anyone here ever actually watched one of these games?

>>148995174
Haven't this year but last year I watched a few. Some places it's as dreary as Memphis, but some spots they get pretty rowdy and it's a good time.

>>148995174
I watch the highlights, i am not paying dazn jack shit

Hawks

CFL started up again and makes me wonder why Americans even bother with spring leagues.

The CFL *is* the mythical spring league all these random venture capitalists wish they could create, a developmental league for the NFL with reasonable attendance & merch sales, natural rivalries, and a good but not great TV deal.

You could place a 10th team in Kelowna and an 11th team in Halifax, and turn a modest profit that expands the league to feature two more teams worth of NFL prospects - which is all you realistically need. The UFL doesn't have eight great quarterbacks. It has maybe three - convenient enough for two CFL expansion teams.

One CFL game pulls the same crowd as 3 UFL games combined. Tonight's opener had 26,000 in Saskatchewan.

You have to add the DC, San Antonio, and Memphis game together, to get one CFL game.

The currency conversion also means that as an american business owner, funding one of these teams ends up being cheaper than anticipated.

>>149003868
>CFL started up again and makes me wonder why Americans even bother with spring leagues.
Because CFL is fucking trash

Lmao, McCarron apparently wanted to go to San Antonio and the GM said "No we've got Mond".

>People still think 40k for Sunday
lmao, maybe 40k combined Birmingham and STL, STL isn't going over 32. Might not make 30.

>mfw da boatmen play tonight

>>149015170
>Toronto vs Montreal
I'll take the crab juice. Pulling for Calgary to not be ass again this year.

>>149009981
Lmao

>>148848392
>>148848623
>UFL

>>149009981
McCarron would have gotten killed playing behind that line

>>149016350
He would have been fine, until his ankle shattered again

>>149007084
Ah yes, because this product is clearly superior.
>>149016048

>>149023745
The 3 down system, the rouge, and the running start are just dreadful. The rouge in particular is cringe inducing.

>>149023745
im genuinely curious - how frequently do hilarious meme games happen in the CFL?

1 day to gameday

>>149029033
Theres LFA games today , quite an intresting week actually, we Will have the undefeated match Osos @ Mexicas also de Arcangeles @ Caudillos rematch, Dinos @ Gallos negros shiuld be fairly fun to watch aswell, tomorrow theres the 0-5 match raptors @ Reyes yo determine who gets the first draft pick kek

squint your eyes and pretend it is Vegas and Minnesota. 1 bong and 18 bings

>>149029666
Cool this one might not end in a fresh out of jail drunken stepdad kind of asswhooping we usually see in ELF will theres be any links?

>>149029766
>DAZN
their social media is very good with live tweeting the games at least

>>149029814
>DAZN

Being an upcoming League in a market where its a Niche sport they should prioritize getting More people to know It, not putting It behind a paywall

This year is our year.

>>149030944
Not having an injured QB will certainly help.

The pineapples brother is doing pretty good against Berlin. Interesting to see how pass heavy this league is.

Reid Sinnett has more TDs in 3 quarters against Fehervar than he did in 5 games for the Roughnecks last year.

>>149029766
it in fact ended in an asswhooping

>>149034842
Goddamn It ELF, teams didnt looked so different on paper

>Defenders starting CB btw

will be interesting to see what happens to a football player that doesn't have the backing of the NFL in the eye of the law

>>149035069
What a retard

>>149034876
there is always tomorrow

>>149035069
DWI on a motorcycle is a special kind of dumb

>>149036837
I think he was in a car, the chick who died was on a motorcycle

>>149037304
ok

>Officers said at that time, no other vehicles or people were located at the crash scene.
>Less than an hour later, the Plano Police Department received a phone call from a man, identified as former Dallas Cowboys cornerback, 25-year-old Kelvin Joseph Jr., who said he'd been involved in the crash that killed Morris.
that's bad.

>>149037514
>literally swerved into her
he's cooked

>Final injury report 1/2

>Final injury report 2/2

>>148826831 (OP)
What do UFL bros think about this. happened just this morning

>>149038825
btw he was also in hot water for being next to a guy who murdered a guy outside a club. dude is a thug

>>149038825
Lol. Lmao even.

>>149038825
>playing good enough to get back into the league
>is out drinking the friday before a playoff game
>too retarded to uber

excited to see him get 30 years desu

>>149038825
As a coach this must be excruciatingly retarded to deal with.

I dated a girl who developed a coke problem and in the two months from her first "I relapsed" text message to breaking up with her, it was like handling a female version of ChrisChan with the absurd shit she'd get up to when I wasn't around.

I can't imagine multiplying this by 52 nogs where if you leave them unattended for a single afternoon, there's a very real chance they'll randomly go out and kill people.

You have a game tomorrow. Sit in your fucking hotel room and play Nintendo Switch. What is so astronomically difficult about this?

>>149038825
>female motorcycle driver named Cody Morris
we thinkin tranny?

>>149040356
the game is in St Louis so he was still home in dallas. still should’ve ubered and not partied too hard until 5am if he had a playoff game

>>149040356
this also implies that there were other teammates involved, either partying or in the car. A lot of UFL guys live together during the season

I'm a top juco all star and all i can do is laugh at these ass kissing spring leagues. They all a bunch of hoes who cut talented ballers for ass kissers. no big deal while these clowns are playing for these booty leagues.
I'm getting ready to try out for tha Major league football league next month.
https://majorleaguefootball.pro/tryout-combine/
Im gonna be playing real football in the fall for a real league that respect Juco experience and talented ballers

UFL LFA all those other cornball leagues are STR8 BOOTY

>>149038825
If nigga beats the case we can prolly being him to LFA as with trevon boykin

Forgot tonpost link

https://www.youtube.com/live/mPKdY0GH6JY?si=NdGvV31Pm0h7XVNG

Mexicas up 16-3 4 minutes left

>>149041075
>I'm glad you picked up....
>This general has not been LITTY enough....

>>149041075
>$500 for a single season ticket
>24 teams
>Already begging for people to buy "shares"
>50k shares for $100 a pop
God this is a bad grift

>>149042078
>copyright 2019
wew lad

>>149042393
>>149042078
>>149041075
The YouTube channel looks like a coked out Jim Irsay wannabe going on rants

>>149042914
He looks like normal nigga to me

The Tre Ford experiment is off to a good start

>black QB's

what de fugg? How many leagues are we missing?

Edmonton getting screwed. I bet Gary did this

>>149044348
Is It fun to watch? If we doing all alt football we should include the female branch

>>149045589
they were remarkably unathletic and it was kinda funny but not really entertaining after the first few minutes

Dinos got COCKD lost 33-24 to gallos negros, mexicas beat osos, 23-20 for Arcangeles @ Caudillos 6 minutes left

>>149046565
27-23 for caudillos great game

>Black Canadian QBs

Holy HEEM in the Edmonton vs BC game. WR and DB both lost their helmet he got hit so hard.

Championship Sunday. Who ya got /sp/?

Bravos will bootyblast both this shit teams

Also surge vs ravens
https://www.2ix2.com/prosieben-maxx-tv/

>>149055940
Gracias Manolo

I'll save the page to start following ELF, fuck DAZN

>>149055940
LETS FAHKIN GO MUNICH, SCORE A FAHKIN TOUCHDOWN

>>149056806
You are welcome mexibro
Go Dinos

Germans got a word for everything but they still say running back and wide receiver lel

Lmao, rain delay gonna force both championship games to be on at the same time

>>149058012
Agreed, a shame they don't call them die Spielerderdenballbeimlaufenträgt and die Spielerderdenballnacheinempassfängt

>>149058012
Breitempfänger sounds fine, I wonder why not

>>149044099
he's had 19 starts over the previous 3 seasons
it's not an experiment
>>149045323
everyone is screwed playing against rourke

>Brahmas old OC says he figured out all the panthers hand signals after 1 game
>Stallions have played the panthers 7 times

the raped incoming

Baking bread just dumb mobile shit

Game thread, see both of you there
>>149062754
>>149062754
>>149062754

>ELF after week 4

>>149048138
noice

is kelvin joseph gonna play today?

>>149067292
no, the rock crushed his head like a watermelon with his hands.

>>149067432
I haven’t heard some official comment that he was cut. it’s not hard to bail someone out of jail and say you need to go out of state for work.

>>149064056
is that cokehead glen toonga doing all the work for nordic storm?

>>149067292
i really doubt it. pic unrelated

>>149067585
>is that cokehead glen toonga doing all the work for nordic storm?
Out for the season, injured in day 1

>>149068959
good to see you again amigo it’s me from last season. haven’t been able to catch ELF games this year sadly but it was a pain to find em anyways

>>149069665
I only know the prosieben maxx streams
I coundn't watch last bravos game since I was busy but Enthroners was a free win so I didn't bother.
I did go to watch the galaxy game at the stadium tho

getting nervous here

Wheres the my hawks bread?

Where's the XFL game
I don't give a shit about divegrass FOX

>>149071898
OKAY SERIOUS WHERE'S THE GAME. ITS BEEN 7 MINUTES OF NOTHING BUT CELEBRATION SHIT

GOD DAMMIT FOX YOU FUCKING USELESS FUCKTARDS

>>149072162
https://x.com/TheUFL/status/1931834868805324807

pushed back to 6:20PM.

>>149072162
kickoff isnt until 10 more minutes anon...

Can someone post a stream that isn't kill?

someone gonna bake a thread?

im on tvsportslive.fr but it’s one of the sites that makes my hard drives spin up so that kinda freaks me out

XFL Conference Championship
>>149072684
>>149072684
>>149072684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lygQpLfELQ

>>149058012
Wonder how it is in other non English speaking cunts, we use translations when theres a fitting one, or just use the English term

Boomers call quater back "mariscal de campo" which is field Marshall

>>149074293
Ala cerrada is the CABRA

Defenders headed to the championship

Going to repost here because thread died before I could get it out.

>>149076586
>>149076729
I wouldn't be going with them even though I'm the one who got them into the UFL. I'm within two months of getting out of the military and I have too much stuff going on, plus I've already submitted for my final block of leave and I'd have to retract it and send it back up, which messes with my timelines. I'll encourage them to go when I call them after the game, though.

>>149076638
Thanks for the suggestion! I don't know if they'd be staying for long enough to do that, but if they don't go, I'll bring it up as a possibility to go to a regular season game there next year in addition to the Arlington game. Grant is my favorite president, if not tied with Washington and my dad is a big Civil War guy, so I'm sure we'd both enjoy that.

>>149075420
Kek yeah guess ala cerrada is not te most accurate either

Fucking reyes what a shameful season

the season started with such smiles and optimism

>>149077522
gay louis kek

hopes and dreams

did kelvin joseph play? pic related looks like it might be 27. can anyone confirm?

>>149078146
oof

So, it happened AGAIN.

>>149074293
>Boomers call quater back "mariscal de campo" which is field Marshall

until rourke the best canadian qb was called
>the little general
because he was only 6 feet tall

Why can't the Battlechickens win playoff games?

>league cheats for you to get home field advantage
>choke
Lmao

>>149078291
If he played i don’t remember him making any plays

>>149077522
I thought that guy in the right got cut before the season?

>>149081896
weakmind

>>149077056
>Grant is my favorite president, if not tied with Washington and my dad is a big Civil War guy, so I'm sure we'd both enjoy that.
You can also visit Sherman's grave on the north side.
>>149082305
How did they cheat?
>>149081896
Well last year because their QB was dead, this year because...fuck man I don't know. There was no excuse for that. Officiating was bad but that wouldn't have stopped shit. You couldn't stop the run, you couldn't pass the ball until Silvers went in then he immediately died, fuck. Plus side is now I get to watch the Defenders get absolutely booty blasted in the championship game again.

>>149081089

>>149092026

I will never not miss it, look at how hype this shit was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LPjUviD6vU&t=5461s

>>149094659
i miss those roughnecks

>>149095532
They felt like a team destined to get BTFO in the championship game by some team that wasn't bad but nobody thought would stand a chance. DC or STL both good options.

>KAW IS THE L-ACK!

>>149086632
>Battlecocks get home field regardless of their standings vs DC
>If they didn't suck they get home field in the championship
Too bad theyre ass

>>149095679
Sounds like the 2023 Defenders

>>149101857
Definitely felt like the Renegades stole that ring

Why didn't the Battlehawks just score more points?! Are they stupid?

I can't stop skimming through 2020 xfl games man, production was on another level every game felt huge for a god damn spring league

>>149105466
i liked the way they handled the mid-game interviews with the coaches

>ELF week 5
separation in standing is starting

>>149107627
For me it's the bravos

>Non TV side is no longer available for purchase

>Hot rod and Thicker Kicker working out for the jets and giants

godspeed fellas

oh god oh fuck we are now a pawn in the culture war

>>149107627
Panthers
Demons
Thunder
Galaxy
Ravens
Bravos

>>149108839
It's ogre. Can they get to 10,000?

>>149112411
lol

I wonder if Wade Phillips bothers to come back next season? I haven’t seen anything about him officially retiring

>>149112411
I mean, what do You prefer, some football or the latest episode of the Orange fag show, fighting with his tech boyfriend, announcing new tariffs (and backing out some days later) or whatever he's into this days? , You know it won't be just a military parade

>>149105466
WWE is god tier at production, they can make anything look good. Shame they don't have access to those people anymore

>article paywalled
wowie zowie

>>149122159
That's not the point. People will tune into ABC expecting the parade and will get the UFL instead. Many anons during the season got upset at the UFL being promised on a channel only to have horse racing or NBA pregame things. I worry that this might give neutral people a negative first exposure to the UFL

>>149126504
hopefully the game will actually be competitive this time. last years championship was brutal

>>149117118
not optimistic but I'm going anyway

>>149130616
Doing your part at least

>tfw them nigga aint been got

>>149126897
I remember being annoyed that I wasn't going to be able to watch the final but after checking the score I was glad I missed it.

>>149136069
it was a painful slog with a couple of funny moments that happened when most people had probably stopped watching.The Brahmas punted on 6 of their 10 drives, fumbled twice, and turned it over on downs their final two possessions

>>149129292
Man, the 2020 XFL was pure SOVL
Go vipers

>>149137706
>Diapies

LFA schedule

>>149142931
for me its the black cocks

>>149144024
Black Cocks? In my foobaw?

>>149142854
*braaaaaaaap*

>>149137706

>>149117118
Heree's my guess
>12k attendance
>Xitter goes ballistic about how awful it is and how STL are full of fake fans
>Next year it's at Ford Field
>Everyone hypes it up like it'll hit 30k+ no problem
>Panthers shit the bed and don't even make the playoffs
>It's Birmingham vs Arlington in the championship game
>4k attendance

>>149099721
>Win 1st place
>That is somehow cheating
OK.jpg

>>149146350

>>149144024
Should be an Easy win they are still contenders for playoffs, gallos, Arcangeles and dinos Will be fighting for that last spot

>>149146575
It's bullshit that they would have gotten it even if they came in 2nd though

>>149124366
miss this man like you wouldn’t freakin believe

>>149153748
But they didn't

You know the drill

>>149160825

>>149160841
PS: yes, I know Vipers are XFL, not UFL, but use it as an umbrella for both XFL+USFL

>waiting for sunday

>>149160841
what was it that you liked about the vipers? the constant meme plays?

>>149160989
No AZ team so I rooted for the FL team, that and the absolute SOVL like the cheese guy or the pepe mask guy

>>149160841
eclectic group looking at this

>>149161063
i think the cheese guys were New York Guardians fans

>>149160825

>combatchickens automatically get homefield advantage in XFL/UFL championship
>still manage to choke
o i am laffin

>>149160895
the game is saturday night though...

>>149165831
>remember what they took from you

>>149161932
So wait, both conference championship games were Sunday, but the actual championship is Saturday. What the fuck is their problem.

>MVP
Perkins(Michigan)
>COTY
Harris(DC)
>Assistant COTY
Kaiss(DC)
>OPOY
Perkins(Michigan)
>DPOY
Taumoepenu(STL)
>Sportsman of the year
Leon O'Neal Jr(Houston)

What the fuck is the point of OPOY and MVP when you're just giving them to "Best QB"

>>149167167
Makes sense ngl, next day most people don't work

>>149172036
It would make sense if they didn't have the majority of their games on Sunday.

>anti-Ice protest in downtown STL today
oh great

>>149174490
Getting the excuses in already I see

>>149174490
In Kiener park too, lmao. Halfway between Busch and the dome

2 blowouts off rip

go fendies

not a fan of these uniforms

>>149178303
>Wroclaw Panthers Would beat Carolina's

How many bings until the game?

>>149183830
1 bing

>>149183924
Bings are minutes. It's in 1 bong.

>>149183973
sorry. 58 bings

>>149183760
Bravos would beat both those shit teams

>>149184063
Please don't bootyblast my Raiders too hard

I feel like this is the last ever UFL game coming up.

>one quarter of the tv ratings and in-person audience as CFL

>>149184588
They have contracts until next year. We get one more season at the least

>>149184601
>one more year of cj johnson coaching my team

>>149184588
And like 1/16th the cost

I am likely going to be the only person in Edmonton watching the UFL instead of Oilers v Panthers Game 5.

>>149184904
glad you could join us anon

final 2025 ufl gamethread
>>149185093
>>149185093
>>149185093

>LFA action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mHG7xrKKeE

>>149188121
this game good and Osos can take homefield advantage to Caoudillos, kinda stupid the League has 3 overlapping games, not sure if the other 2 are worth watching tho

>panthers

You were HERE when we won

Was a fun couple months, anons. See you all next year. Hopefully with less Memphis and more Seattle.

Bros, I don't want to go....

R8 the UFL season out of 10

D C D E F E N D E R S
X F L C H A M P I O N S
(fuck the USFL)

>tfw those niggas were finally got
Fendies are champs, Commies might not totally suck now, football life looks good in D.C.
see you all next year

Official attendance was only the 3rd highest non Battlehawks game all year. Shocking.

>>149193626
WE AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL.

>>149193705
7/10. Some good memes, but a lot of coward shit, a lot of muted crowds, and still living in the shadow of 2020.

I've waited nearly half a fucking decade to finally see the Defenders win a championship
I'm so happy!

>>149193626
thank you based Cardale

>>149193801
me on the left

And predictably everyone is kvetching about the attendance at the dome like anywhere that wasn't a home game for one of these two teams would have come close.
>But muh canton!
Yeah you have fun putting the Memphis Showboats vs the Arlington Renegades in Ohio.

>>149193705
>6/10 wish my Roughnecks werent such shit but im glad to see Ta'Amu and the Defenders finally win themselves a championship in such a dominating performance.

>40 ish weeks until the next UFL game
zamn man

>>149193700
then dont, theres still LFA, ELF and CFL

Final attendance was 14,559
>3rd most attended non-battlehawk game

How many weeks in LFA left?
I know CFL just started up

>>149193705
8/10. They get 2 bonus points for DC winning the chip, otherwise it would've been a 6/10. I'm still on the side of XFL should've never agreed to a merger and should've stayed XFL, and tell the USFL to fuck off. I don't give a single shit about any of the USFL teams. Throw them all away and give me back the Seattle Dragons, LA Wildcats and Vegas Vipers

Now that it's over
Odds that the Botes get move out of Memepiss?

>>149194010
should be 100% but they won't

>>149193963
I think LFA ends in early July, and ELF in September

>>149194010
0% they've got some kind of ad deal with the FedEx guy.

>>149193990
The 2020 era of XFL is never happening again unfortunately. The merger happened for survival. XFL competing against USFL for viewership was going to basically kill both leagues, so they joined so that both could survive.

>>149194111
>XFL outdrew USFL in terms of tickets, merch, viewers, and general interest
>USFL just had power because of the names attached gave them a better TV contract
USFL brought nothing to the table and has only made the league worse.

>>149194111
>>149194141
I hate that both of these are true

>>149194175
Remember when Daryl Johnston did interviews where he openly said the XFL was trash and he was perplexed as to how they were losing to them in ratings literally every week?

>military already in DC for the championship parade

anyone have a screenshot of the defender player with the shield during pregame? looked kinda cool

>>149194051
>>149193963
Tazon Mexico is july 12, next week is last regular season week

>>149194687
i can probably grab one for you tomorrow anon

>>149160825
Need to get me an x League team

my panthies got BOOTYblasted :(

>>149178303
I'm thinking Sea Devils solely due to rule of cool

>>149195725
>Burros Blancos
I really hope White Asses hace a rivalry with the Black Cocks

my fendies :)

Schizo/soothsayer anon here. Championship game over so let me collect my thoughts.

>Players aren't getting paid much
>Optics of empty stadiums, gets beat by CFL handily
>TV ratings are on-par with NASCAR truck races, niche autistic viewing.

I think this can be fixed.

Meme owners, meme branding, meme involvement. Tom Brady gets a team, they're literally called the TB12's, the logo is his sportswear brand. Find 7 other retired players, TV personalities, or company executives who are already sponsoring the league. Also, where the fuck is The Rock?

A rule is created where one drive per quarter (called "Super Drives"), the meme owner must be a guest offensive coordinator. We see picture-in-picture of them calling plays, and the comms are played on the TV broadcast. Tom Brady calls plays for the TB12's. The Rock calls plays for the Brahmas. Random middle management guy from Progressive Insurance who binges on CFB 25, calls plays for Team Progressive.

It becomes this "hook". What plays is Tom Brady going to run - did he actually attend practic and draw shit up? Can random insurance salesman, if given the keys to a pro offense, outsmart a veteran coach? Mandatory to happen once a quarter. When does a team deploy their "Super Drive?" Interview the meme owner after the super drive ends asking what the fuck were they thinking. Do the players respect them? What happens if retard insurance salesman actually gets his team to score a TD against Brady's team?

Friday night game, two saturday games, one sunday game. Each week you play in a different stadium so it's basically a travelling show.

This is so fucking retarded, but so is willingly giving yourself CTE to play in an empty stadium.

>>149199671
The Rock doesn't care any more . He bought a part of the WWE

>>149198497
That would be funny as shit but IPN burros Is a college team and their rival Is UNAM pumas, shits no joke

>>149202946
deberían hacer un amistoso cada offseason sisi
captcha:oknga

>>149199925
There was an interview saying that he works more behind the scenes. So stuff that is impossible to verify

fear the nord bvll

>>149203996
ELF has bootyblasting problem

As much as I hate to say it but the Mexican LFA is better than the UFL. At least they have fans in the audience and the games are fun.

Rare MEXICO W

ELF finals
enthroners still poverty

>>149209832
Jesus fuck Bravos defense couldn't stop a taxi, they need to bring an ED the very second Justus leaves to usa

>>149209832
My Ravens'

I will say, this championship game showed how much better the 4th and 12 rule is.

I decided to give the UFL a shot. I never went to one of their live games. So, i went to the championship game. When i was in the stands I sat behind these rednecks and they kept talking about how the medic girl had a big tits. He said "i wouldn't mind if she checked out my cock" and then he said that "N-gger Jordan Ta ama can throw and fun fast." he would be a good slave

I asked him to stop being racist and sexist. He turned around and said
"shut up queer" and all the UFL fans laughed.

I just walked away, i didn't even watch cool halftime show from the black moods. I was sick to my stomach

I will never support this ignorant racist sexist league

fuck the ufl i'm sticking with the NFL aka real football

>>149213341
That fan? Mason Rudolph.

>>149209832
My Bravos forever irrelevant

Mexicas @ Dinos

Big game, dinos need to win to have a chance at playoffs, Mexicas need to win to lock first seed

https://www.youtube.com/live/PXyXzWqZWjg?si=L_7oFpUOmMFrj56S

>>149210463
>>149216626
The Texas Tech of Europe. Fitting.

>>149210463
At least It was not a bootyblasting

VAMOS MEXICAS!

>>149217022
that stadium looks fuckin brutal

Flagball extremo

I love youtube chat

>>149218246
holy kek

>>149217022
Dinos hanging in there so far

Elite punting

refball

>>149146827
How did they manage to suck all the soul from this and make it generic shit?

>>149219622
Dwayne "the cornball" Johnson

>>149219705
dude knows the carny and entertainment business why did he fuck this up?

>>149219722
he was lead on a leash by Vince, he is a big Samoan Ellen DeGeneres without him

>>149219622
Started work Dwayne making it a vanity project, then the USFL ghouls took over everything. They couldn't figure out that nobody cares about the quality of football if the feeling isn't there.

>>149219847
How many more seasons can they milk this shit for before its done?

>>149219891
many, based on the recent press conferences

>>149219891
We'll know a lot next season. CBA will be up.

>>149220134
How they had like 20 people in some of those stadiums

>>149220358
Mostly because attendance doesn't mean that much for the bottom line. Even with falling ratings, they match up pretty well with every other sports regular season

>>149220358
memphis and houston are not the entire league

>>149221688
Coping: The Post

>>149223875
Good the South sucks anyway.

baking a new thread O/U is 200 posts in a month

>>149224252
>>149224252
>>149224252
migrate